₦airaland Forum

IVORY2009:
Young man, why are u always bitter, 24/7 days of your entire day?

You wish. Look in the mirror son.

@bold: He obviously doesn't have the faintest idea what "24/7" means.

kettykin:
Every body is grateful to God for the defeat of the Boko Haram but credit should be given to whom credit is due. We all know the. COAS who did the most damage to Boko Haram but had to be retired because of outcry from Boko Haram sponsors

You mean sponsors like this?

Oga stop feigning gratitude, you do hate it they are being wiped out like the animals they are.

The defeat of Boko Haram is obviously hurting some of their fervent supporters real badly. Shekau's true blue fans are in despair and would do and say anything to take the shine off our gallant men.

Too bad..

Will still wait for an official confirmatory statement from DHQ.

Sheriff, Fayose- and the Peoples Destruction Party still planning to ignore "that region".

Did I just see "Fayose 2019"??

Rotflmao!!

Lwtmb!!

tohshine:
oga why now am in church right now rolling on floor

In church fa. You should answer alter call today. You need salvation.

gozmok1:
ewu awusa

This one is a carpenter with only a hammer in his toolbox.

Right now, Shekau, Ali Modu's first son, would be like:

Abeg, iPod yoots, I take the name of Chukwu Okike Abiama beg una, make una no come shout "propaganda" here too. We know say na propaganda but we like am. Make una just waka pass jejely.

Thank you for your cooperation in advance.

Na this kind tin fit make Shekau vex. See gallant men turn him parlour to gymnasium.

Shekau, if e pain you, report the post to a mod, preferably Lalasticlala.


Nigerian Army: Shitting on Shecow's bald head since Baba Buratashi took over.

dustmalik:
People like Suleman haven't even seen the bill itself, yet he has already pronounced death upon El-rufai. What kind of a man of God does that? This same man wrongly predicted GEJ to win Buhari.

He might even die before El-Rufai. We've seen it happen in the past.

americanigga:
Fellow Nigerians this is a serious issue. Everybody will die including apostle suleiman, so why is he (suleiman ) talking as if he will not die? I think he should apologize to El-Rufai immediately.

If u ask me it is because of preachers like Apostle Johnson Suleiman that we need this kind of bill(law).

Absolutely. I was so irritated when I watched the video; dude was just shouting and acting like a thug- was just wondering what kind of people worship in that church.

This is why I'd always love my pastor and wish every other man of God is like him. He never ceases to emphasise salvation, love and charity.

If the man says el-Rufai would die, it is indeed a good question to ask "when" because everyone would die someday.

adren:
Yes.. They truly paid him a visit..





And the last time they came, they gave him food, two crates of beer and a "enjoy your time in kuje prison as a VIP" look..

Were you there??

Hain, Aresa. They'd descend heavily on you for this one.

DaBullIT:
GEJ was a saint he did everything right

Shared monies,
built 2nd Niger bridge (not)


But he forgot to give you Biafra



If GEJ didn't give you Biafra who will?

And PDP/iPod/TAN yoots be like:

BushidoBlue:
Benue


Agatu


Say something about this please we are all waiting to hear from you.

Keep following my shadow, just don't get worked up and resign. You're doing a marvellous job kiddo.

Femich18:
Nice 1...Small gal dey interview PMB for US. The old men for nairaland dey here dey shout "Buhari is a dullard"...They need Jesus

Walahi, this your yarn make shame catch me small make I nor lie.

In the Ogogoro era, it took one little girl to come all the way from Pakistan and scold the drunk, jolting him into taking his first decisive action over Chibok Girls.

bappahman:
Can You Name Them?
They hate the war on corruption.

They now love boko haram.

They love Saraki.

They hate Obj

They love Fayose.

They hate Tinubu

They love Wike

They hate Amaechi. 

They blame Buhari for Padding yet
they asked Buhari to sign
‎
They complain about fuel scarcity & they blame Tinubu for scolding Kachikwu‎
They were expecting Kachikwu‎
to insult Jagaba. disappointed they are?‎
‎
‎They called Jonathan a saint Jonathan and co. are refunding ‎their loots.
They love Diezani.
‎
FFK is their prophet
‎‎
They love Tompolo‎

They hate Nigerian Army

‎And in all of these, their   is "is this the
change we voted ‎for?"‎

May "Shuckwu" Okike Abiama, the God of iPod, increase your wisdom ten folds.

In Keneking's voice: Amazing analysis!

Abeg come take money buy yaself some Hero. It's been a wonderful day.

Just imagine. Their intolerance and hatred for other people have pushed them to exhume articles as old as their great grand parents to validate their idiotic propaganda.

The kind of Christianity some people practice makes me wonder what kind of bibles they read...

I regret sharing a common country with these "humans".

Tufiakwa!!

Did anyone with brain as small as a domestic rat believe that crap??

ebenholer:
yea, u had ur point, and u are going to be the first person that will insult me online here on nairaland. I leave u with God to judge.

Hear yourself:

ebenholer:
just try to console the Nigerians, not for u to justify failure. Nigeria is in total failure state. if u are benefiting from this present Government remember u are not up to 1% of the Nigeria populace. Must u be happy that ur fellows are weeping for lacking needs. Check ursef, I hope u are not betraying Nigerians. This is the saddest state in the history of Nigeria . People are actually wailing in pains.

After telling me all that crap which amounts to insults/attacks, you turn around to tell me I "insulted" you for simply asking you to hug a porcupine.

Oga, I didn't insult you but I wouldn't hesitate to be the first to if you give me another reason.

You should leave yourself to God and not me.

Myself and other patriotic Nigerians believe you sir. Our confidence in your ability to deliver on your promises remain as unshakeable as it was in 2003.

We weren't expecting it to be a joyride with no bumps along the way, but one thing we are and will always be sure of is that with you behind the wheel, we'd definitely get to our destination.

You have my absolute support sir.

God bless you.

ebenholer:
just try to console the Nigerians, not for u to justify failure. Nigeria is in total failure state. if u are benefiting from this present Government remember u are not up to 1% of the Nigeria populace. Must u be happy that ur fellows are weeping for lacking needs. Check ursef, I hope u are not betraying Nigerians. This is the saddest state in the history of Nigeria . People are actually wailing in pains.

Dude abeg go hug porcupine. Na today Nigerians start dey wail?? My problem with all of you is that you sound as if we were living in paradise. Did I lie in my post about the state of the nation Jonathan handed over to Buhari??

Never mind replying sha. You will be ignored.

I don't like responding to some people without display pictures because I'm afraid I might be arguing with people my kid brother's age.

Thanks.

The title should have been Okowa and his teeth sighted at Alice Emefiele's burial..

Abi no be so dem dey caption celeb news these days?? Like "Ice-T, Koko and her b¤obs sighted in Obanikoro".

Appears some people on the forum can't make a straight sentence without bogging my mentions.

Now, let me just bless yall with a little attention so you can all go to bed as happy little children.

We are facing tough times, and yes, it affects me too. It takes me 10k to fill my tank, and I, as sure as hell, am not ecstatic about that. That is for fuel, the "light" situation is grossly exaggerated.

My problem with PDP supporters is, they sound as though we were living in paradise prior APC government when in fact there's not an atom of difference between the fuel situation we are experiencing now and what PDP handed over to Buhari! I dare anyone to challenge that.

What about salaries?? Were states not so insolvent as to be owing several months salaries (my state owed four months) when Jonathan was handing over??

What about the electricity situation?? Wasn't the ENTIRE COUNTRY in darkness when Jonathan was handing over with radio stations, telecoms companies, banks, etc closing shops with official announcements due to the unavailability of electricity and petrol/diesel to power their generators??

What the heck are you folks really talking about??

Should an alien land on the country and walk around where some of you are gathered talking, he'd believe Buhari fvcked up a country probably greater than the United States.

Make una chill jor. Things aren't rosy, yes, but things will get better definitely. Jonathan did more than five years and handed over a rickety contraption of what he inherited. Buhari is making repairs and has four years to do so. Tools would need to be reshaped and some spare parts bought would have to be returned for better quality ones so when he's done fixing the ride, we can all have a smooth journey to our respective havens.

Four years dudes, four years... If yall are too impatient to wait when you tolerated 16years, then you'd better go apply for citizenship elsewhere.

Hell tired from work. Make una allow me rest mbok.