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Awesome!! The most useless party in Africa and indeed the world, says Baba's utterances and strategy is "demarketing" Nigeria, meanwhile those to whom he's trying to sell his ideas think otherwise.

Only those with irreparably abused minds and perpetually sore losers would NEVER see the good intentions and deeds of this gentleman for our common good.

My faith in this man remains unwavering as he methodically performs the much needed surgical procedure on this patient that was rushed into the ER on May 29th.

Now Goats would be forced to eat grass which was what God in his infinite wisdom designed they to eat from creation. But somewhere along the line, the natural course of event was altered, the door to the barn was left wide open, and our Goats all became Ajebo Goats that fed exclusively on Yams and lost the appetite for grass, they grew so fat we started mistaking them for Buffalo.

I expect some initial resistance as they are forced out of the Barns into the fields to feed on their natural staple, but of course we know it would all be in futility- they only run the risk of starvation should they insist on Yams.

May God continue to direct your hands Mr President. Slowly but surely, we are on the path towards a full recovery.

God bless Nigeria.



Cc: Modath. The music has gone international.

tochukwuifeduba:
We will boycott Britain and look to the East from where our help comes from? From Russia and the Asian world .

Biafra will revoke British Shell company and kick them out of our land

IPOD Musiwa has spoken!! Who dares to counter him??

gwales:
But IPOB IPOD almajiris said that Nnamdi kunu is a British citizen and that he cannot be arrested by the zoo police...

One of the IPOD thugs even went as far as saying Nigeria should be ready to play host to bombs from UK drones if they don't release Nnamadi Kaulu sharp sharp!

HungerBAD:
Good news.

Overgood dey worry the news walahi!! Between that guy and Theodore Orji, I don't know who's worse- but I suspect he is.

The man wasted 8years doing virtually nothing beside stealing!!

modath:
Some hitherto "I'm into oil & gas " , & overnight rich people with no antecedents going to know how far....

Now no more portfolio companies fleecing the nation..

Now the GOATS are going to pile on more criticism for PMB but ain't nobody gat time for that..


PMB & IBE KACHIKWU, make una carry go,

Yes, because now they are being forced to eat grass which was what God in his infinite wisdom designed they to eat from creation. But somewhere along the line, the natural course of event was changed, the door to the barn was left wide open, and our Goats all became Ajebo Goats that fed exclusively on Yams and lost the appetite for grass. I expect some initial resistance as they are forced out of the Barns into the fields to feed on their natural staple, but of course we know it would all be in futility- they only run the risk of starvation should they insist on Yams.

Keneking:
Lalasticlala.......great move

- This is a shock to those 44 companies.

- Nigerians would enjoy low and fluctuating costs of PMS, DPK and AGO moving forward.

- We should expect PMS prices to be as low as N40-N45/litre.

- Nigeria would be free from subsidy payments and we can channel the funds for other developmental purposes.

- Chai, more middlemen in oil business to lose their jobs.

- Rich men would soon understand the impact of this decision by December and January.

- Stealing and corruption in that sector would reduce by more than 70%.

- Ibe Kachikwu would be missed as the key that reformed NNPC.

- God Bless PMB

Expect the cries of secession to increase three folds. These are the people sponsoring all that nonsense in the hope of distracting the government and ultimately crystalising chaos which would ensure they keep making abominable profits at the expense of the common man. They see Baba as a threat to their control of the levers of our polity/economy and would do anything, regardless of its propriety, to ensure they perpetually lord it over us.

Toss a few change here and there they would, and the same people we saw yelling GEJ till thy Kingdom come would be the ones shouting Biafra!!

#OnlyTimeWillTell.

Only those with irreparably abused minds and perpetually sore losers would NEVER see the good intentions and deeds of this gentleman for our common good.

My faith in this man remains unwavering as he methodically performs the much needed surgical procedure on this patient that was rushed into the ER on May 29th.

May God continue to direct your hands sir. Slowly but surely, we are on the path towards a full recovery.

God bless Nigeria.

It is no surprise the Yowling Yowlers have avoided this thread like a porcupine.

Even though Sarb and its official, Mr. Ekpene, made startling confessions in court in Zambia, including admitting laundering funds out of the country, it does not appear investigation is making progress in Nigeria.

Mr. Ekpene claimed in court that
Nigeria’s Economic and Financial
Crimes Commission looked into the
contract in May 2013.

But no enforcement action has so far
been taken.

Typical- halmark of Jonathan's administration. It is a shame due to his weakness in character, the best way Jonathan thought he could endear himself to the Big Timers and secure political patronage is looking the other way as the country is being stabbed repeatedly by these rampaging "waylayers" and left to bleed to death by the sidewalk.

24 more hours under a Jonathan government would have seen this country rushed into the emergency room and I doubt even the best surgeons in the world would have saved her from death.

Thank God for this team of paramedics called upon by Nigerians, ably lead by Buhari. The first aid has been administered and the prognosis is positive. It would take a little time for this patient to make full recovery but I have faith she would.

#Fact: Nigeria and Alison Madueke would have traded places had Jonathan won.



Good morning Lalasticlala. Presume you had a fabulous night.


Cc: Modath, Midolian, Beremx, FastShipping, NgeneUkwenu, Aresa, Donphilopus, HungerBad, Dekdek.

Sometimes I wish desperately I'm the president so I could teach people like Olisa Metuh, FFK and Fayose some very hard lessons. Gosh!!

Everytime the open their mouths to utter even a single word, it must be a word to incite Nigeria. What manner of opposition is this for Christ's sakes??

Does the PDP imagine we've forgotten what they did using Marylin Ogar and her boss in Ekiti, Osun and Anambra?? Do they think we've forgotten all they did in Lagos and other APC states in the run-up to the general elections of 2015?? How were those incidents supportive of democracy??

The one single right action I think PDP too in over 5 years under Jonathan (and I prefer giving the credit PARTICULARLY to the ex president himself rather than PDP because I believe if he had listened to the counsel of his party then, we wouldn't be here today) is conceding defeat- an act that saved even themselves from the anarchy that would have ensued had they done otherwise. Everything they did to trample on democracy is still very fresh in our minds- El Rufai et al can testify to that.

The only thing under threat here is the survival of PDP as a party. They dread the fact that their misgovernance is being exposed daily with every step Baba takes and at this rate, it is but just a matter of time before Nigerians in general do a complete about-turn on the killer part- that is what Metuh and his guild of savage blabbermouths fear the most.

shadelek:
I don't understand this Buhari any longer. You asked Nigerians to vote for you with your fake campaign promises, now you have been voted for. You keep neglecting the task at hand, instead you keep crucifying and blaspheming Jonah who was and still loved by all.

So Jonathan has become God!! The trash you people post here daily is enough to knock a pig unconscious.

Smh.

NICOGRAVITY:
Made in China passenger jet?
Isn't it a dead trap and multiple disaster waiting to happen?
I won't fly it for free.
Made in China will always be made in China.

Imagine the kind of idiotic comment someone from a country that still imports toothpicks makes over a country producing passenger jets- and some morons went on to "like" the idiotic comment.

Dude what have you ever produced in your life

You sound so dull honestly, your tuition was indeed wasted for you to have typed "dead trap" instead of "death trap".

This is the reason I don't don't blame Shymm3x when he lumps y'all together and take you to the cleaners.

What a putso.

BALLOSKI:



For the fact that the plain is streamlined , but can carry up to 168 on board , I think I like it.




We love China products in Nigeria more . Since we are thinking of reviving our 'nigerian airways' , it's good we look China's way.


BUHARI, oya order 4 for us.

Baba, is there any plane in the world which isn't streamlined



NB: it is plane not "plain".

Tolexander:
This call is needless!

Nigerian children all have their schools where they can learn leadership skills and mentality and not needless children parliament where the children of the common men won't have the chance to be members.

Only someone with an acute inferiority complex would think this way.

Tufiakwa!

Danjuma Goje's wife is from SS/SE that is why Buhari is witch hunting him!!
Buhari is playing with fire!!

anonimi:
Someone that represented our country very well in Tanzania where he taught them what democracy means and helped the country avoid a major post-election crisis, right?
He did this under the full collaboration of President Buhari in case you are IGNORANT of such minimal protocol.
Abeg use your grey matter well well oh next time before you enage your mouth, ok?



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Why does your hero's crotch have the outline of a swollen overphvcked p***y?? Lmao!! HungerBad come see something oo!!

Wish someone (one of our best "shooters" could crop and enlarge that image.

Cc: NgeneUkwenu, Dekdek, Midolian, Keneking.

Editor1:
They call him clueless, but the dullard can't help but seek his counsel.

Dulapo has realised that the reason he joined teaching is no longer wat they are paying!

Haba. I know you are very dumb but try to pretend you are smart bros. We all know Jo went there to throw some of his henchmen under the bus to save his own hyde.

Perhaps you are just trying your hands out at comedy. It didn't hit the mark though- perhaps you gotta be more creative.

Some IPOD thugs said the Brits would send drones to level Aso Rock because her citizen Nnamadi Kunu is being held hostage in the Zoo.

Muchrechrechre--- I laugh in Jamaican tongue.

989900:
48 properties in FCT alone, or across the country?

You are a 'dullard' Mr. Governor.

2013 news bro.

braine:
I'm an APC guy, but I don't support how Baba described us to the world. He should have emphasized on our strengths and not our weaknesses. He can blast us anyhow back here at home, but not to the world nao. Ahan.

Oga oo. What difference is there if he tells the truth in Nigeria or travels out to do same?? We are in the age of fast speed telecoms and anything one says or does in his kitchen could be heard, read or seen by the whole world in seconds.

I think Metuh and PDP are just desperately trying to remind Nigeria they still exist. Investors don't just throw their money into your country simply because you "told them" your country is "the best in the world to invest in". Hell, after all your mumbo jumbo, they send their agents to your country to do a background check on your claims and that would be what their final decisions would be based on and not some "marketing gimmicks" PDP is insisting on.

As a matter of fact, nothing attracts investment more than an honest government, same way an honest businessman attracts more customers. It gives them confidence their assets are safe with you!

So Metuh should go look for something else to busy himself with instead of advising Baba to lie everywhere he goes. And need I remind anyone the same PDP would be the first people to mount the highest rooftops in Nigeria to tell the world/investors how bad our economy really is in contrast to the lies Baba is telling them?? They would call it their favourite word- propaganda- and have e-wailers jumping all over the place like fat kids who've just been handed bars of chocolate.

PDP disgusts me no end honestly.

Metuh is so pained.

Chubhie:
Never hate your enemies. It makes a mess of your sense of reasoning.

You can contain the hate and wait till you get up and close to be able to behead them as you so wish. That's if they are not armed with guns compared to your outdated model of machete.

For a mere written comment of a total stranger to inspire such hate means you need to work on yourself first. You've got to respect peoples opinions regardless of how stupid it sounds to you.

You are treading a dangerous path if you take this mindset to real life.

Michael to Vincent Mancini while in the chopper. Lol. I respect you bro.

MizMyColi:
Omenka.
I have never cursed any Nigerian President, past, present or future. Even where I have subtly done so, I try to retrace and keep a clean slate, even apologising where necessary.

Can the same be said of you?

I understand the principle that "an office you do not respect, you can never occupy".


I might decide to keep wailing from tomorrow till thy kingdom come.
Today, however, I have decided to do things differently. The first three days of every month are ominous/auspicous.

Not everyone needs to understand the import of what I've done here.
And that's fine by me.

Indeed. And let me ask; to which God did you direct your prayers since you once told us you don't have a religion You once announced proudly you were once a Christian, then became an atheist, then xyz. I'm just wondering where you belong right now.

What's the point when you'd use same fingers and tongue to curse him a million times before the day runs out

You guys are reeeeeaaallly getting repetitive and booorrrring.

When do you people get the chance to have a little fun?? Haba!! Morning till night, all week long, you are at each others' throats fighting on the forum.

Na wa oo.

I don't envy Metuh at all. Lai's been whooping his balded rump since May 29th and with every stroke of the whip, Metuh Yowls like a banshee.

I foresee internal manoeuvres to rid the party of him real soon. He's no doubt lost touch with realities of the times.

Lai admonished PDP, especially Metuh, to stop Yowling and Rebrand (RIP Aunty Dora) or face extinction- apparently, Metuh didn't heed his advice.

And for those who might yet to have come across the word, here's the meaning of the word "yowl".


yowl - /jaʊl/

Noun
1. A loud WAILING cry, especially one of pain or distress

Verb
1. Make a loud WAILING cry




PDP: Yowling since May29th.

They aren't called Yowling Yowlers for nothing.

They body of the article has nothing to do with the title, no name was mentioned, yet they had to mould facts to Yowl about.

For all those who don't know, here's the definition of Yowl:

yowl - /jaʊl/

Noun
1. A loud WAILING cry, especially one of pain or distress

Verb
1. Make a loud WAILING cry




PDP: Yowling since May29th.

Lai probably fed them with their own assess yesterday. Now they are trying, albeit covertly, to ask him to tone down his asss whoooping rhetoric a little.

Imagine these guys complaining about Lai when they have the likes of FFK, Fayose and Metuh in their fold. Frankly, PDP needs Lai's advice more than ever, and that was what he gave them yesterday.

donphilopus:
Bros Omenka see say this guy don dey dare you oooo. . . .Tell him she's yours oo!!

Nah.. He can have her.

Satex:
LOL.... Happy weekend to you brother.

And you too Orvese Sater.