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And the "monkey" surveyors didn't say anything about the question "who would handle security better?".

Awon Oliri buruku.

How much did Jo pay for this??

Lmao.

Lmao!

#Witches and wizards endorse GEJ.

#Ogboni endorse GEJ.

#OPC endorse GEJ.

#Ijaw deity endorse GEJ.

#Eiye Confra endorse GEJ.

## Kegites endorse GEJ.

Lubbers with no OT are endorsing GEJ.

Everybody "sleeping on deck" is endorsing GEJ.


What's with Jonathan with the underworld??

Akwe Doma until that chicken shits on Maku's head.

LmAo.

*freedom of information my brown eye.

Jonathan's PhD is nothing but a fraud!
I doubt the dude even has a B.Sc

JustCalMeDBoss:
APC disregarding govt authorities since inception. I think they are hell bent on forming a parallel govt when they loose. I trust GEJ to do the needful then.

Spongebob, we've been staying behind to see votes counted in all elections since 1999 (don't know if u were born then), why are the police now telling us to leave the premises after voting this time simply because Jonathan is bound to lose??

Besides, is INEC not an authority as well?? Is it not the body given the mandate to fix electoral guidelines?? If the head of the body has said we can stay behind to protect our votes, who is the IGP to tell us otherwise??

You guys are so shameless. You have made it so clear you can't win this election is conducted freely and fairly.

This man should just shut it already.

If only he knows how irritating he's been, with his wife, he'd find real wisdom in keeping his mouth shut.

This government has got to be the most corrupt ever in the history of humankind. When you imagine the opportunity cost of their acts of brazen theft then you would see reasons why they should be treated like those war criminals from WWII.

pendy79:
I have seen purchase of smoked plantain, corn and gala but this one goes above the normal gimmick. He got the script all wrong.

Buy vegetable, is he a goat ni? The script is to buy and eat instantly to show humility and bringing yourself to the level of ordinary people but when you go buy veggie, then you must buy pot, buy pepper, buy stove, buy onions, buy fish then enter a road side bukka and do the cooking there.

He should meet fayose and omisore for tutorial.

Maybe he's one of the goats Jonathan talked about. Perhaps he couldn't find "yams", so he decided to go for vegetables.

armadeo:
Jona


Ffk



Ayo.



Pay me my money!! ###Breaks bottle ###

Bros you sabi book.

Just calm down and send me your account number. 07032113421.

This is really painful indeed. Yet Olukolde would be on twitter everyday telling us bedtime stories.

Then someone would come here hailing some cowards and an astutely incompetent CinC for accomplishments they never played any role in.

I can imagine most of the images the spokesman have been feeding Nigerians with are those taken after the foreign soldiers who did all the dirty work had left.

Jonathan simply has to go.

PhockPhockMan:
You'll shall surely deactivate this your moniker like berem did after the election.

As usual. Illiterate.

ephemm:
#BabawhenUgetthere, I immediately become a critic, comparing your promises with your achievements.

Naija 4 life

I like this.

When you hear the word "Drunkard" in Nigerian political circles, who comes to mind??

When you hear "Drug Addict", who comes to mind??

When you hear "Bling Bling", who comes to mind??


Very mouth watering prices await folks who answer these correctly.

Lmao.

Op, does Jonathan have access to this wonderful info of yours? Hasn't the stench reached him yet or does he have some nasal dysfunction that makes it difficult for him to smell things??

Except he suffers from any of the above, could you tell us why the APC guys aren't behind bars??

QuiverBox:
99% of the people on twitter commenting on that hashtag do not have a PVC, the remaining 1% will not go out to vote

#BabaWhenYouGetThere please remember to fund research to unravel why some Nigerians have brains but no sense.

Nigerians are ready. I just love this.

Are they gonna make a documentary on this as well or prosecute him

In other news, FFK had this to say:

Buhari is said to be overwhelmed by the
staggering allegations and compelling evidence
that have been documented and exposed in the
last few weeks about Tinubu and his closest
associates.

Our sources have revealed that Gen. Buhari
has resolved that in the event of his winning the
Presidential election, he will issue an ultimatum
to Bola Tinubu.

The ultimatum will be that either Tinubu would
forfeit and give up 50 per cent of the money,
property and the illicit gains that he has fleeced
and garnered from Lagos state over the last 16
years or he would face the full wrath of the law
and be prosecuted for corruption.

It is clear from this that all is not well in the
APC’s camp and that their de facto leader, Bola
Tinubu and their presidential candidate,
Muhammadu Buhari, are on a collision course.
These two people and their party simply cannot
be trusted with the future of Nigeria.

Nigerians, you have heard it even from the spokesman of Jonathan's campaign organisation.

Vote wisely.

#Sai Incorruptible Baba.

Jonathan, read this: it is too late.

Lol. Truth be told, you simply can't tell if that indeed came from PDP. It could but the picture alone isn't really a proof.

She looks awesome!

philips70:
Quoted this yesterday. FFK is working for Buhari and seriously against Jonathan's reelection.

Absolutely. I just love those lines. Even the PDP and their retinue of spongebobs know Buhari is incorruptible and wouldn't mind throwing Tinubu behind bars.

Honestly, this shows FFK in all his 20 shades of foolishness.

akubudejud:
I like your question Bro!

...Not to fall back to the past but forged ahead positively, through doing the right thing at all time..!

Is Jonathan intending to hand over to a military junta

#BabaWhenYouGetThere convert the presidential air fleet to our National carrier, minimise your foreign trips to the barest minimum and board public flights for your trips just like the Pope.

Thanks.

Errrm, Op please, what are we supposed to do with the pics??

Olofofo Op. What if that is her bf

What a delusional president. You will lose sir.

These are just the last breaths taken by a dying monster who's fate has already been sealed. PDP, it is over.

Meanwhile, FFK just said this in his desperate bid to drive a wedge between the APC presidential candidate the party's National Leader:

Buhari is said to be overwhelmed by the
staggering allegations and compelling evidence
that have been documented and exposed in the
last few weeks about Tinubu and his closest
associates.

Our sources have revealed that Gen. Buhari
has resolved that in the event of his winning the
Presidential election, he will issue an ultimatum
to Bola Tinubu.

The ultimatum will be that either Tinubu would
forfeit and give up 50 per cent of the money,
property and the illicit gains that he has fleeced
and garnered from Lagos state over the last 16
years or he would face the full wrath of the law
and be prosecuted for corruption.

It is clear from this that all is not well in the
APC’s camp and that their de facto leader, Bola
Tinubu and their presidential candidate,
Muhammadu Buhari, are on a collision course.
These two people and their party simply cannot
be trusted with the future of Nigeria.

Now tell me, if I were rooting for Jonathan in the past, why wouldn't this make me change my mind in favour of Buhari

I see FFK getting sacked for these lines.
Nigerians, be wise.

Buhari is said to be overwhelmed by the
staggering allegations and compelling evidence
that have been documented and exposed in the
last few weeks about Tinubu and his closest
associates.

Our sources have revealed that Gen. Buhari
has resolved that in the event of his winning the
Presidential election, he will issue an ultimatum
to Bola Tinubu.

The ultimatum will be that either Tinubu would
forfeit and give up 50 per cent of the money,
property and the illicit gains that he has fleeced
and garnered from Lagos state over the last 16
years or he would face the full wrath of the law
and be prosecuted for corruption.

It is clear from this that all is not well in the
APC’s camp and that their de facto leader, Bola
Tinubu and their presidential candidate,
Muhammadu Buhari, are on a collision course.
These two people and their party simply cannot
be trusted with the future of Nigeria.

OMG!! Fani Kayode just finished Jonathan with this!

What more do Nigerians want to understand Buhari is the president they need??

Wow. I'm so humbled by this honestly. I don't think the president would be pleased when he reads these lines. If FFK doesn't get fired for the quote above, then it means Jonathan has no idea the import of what his campaign director just told Nigerians.

*$15 million US Private Jet Arms Scandal
*N5 trillion stolen under Jonathan
*N21 billion Pension funds embezzled
*N10 billion private jet scandal.
*N1.6 trillion oil subsidy scandal, and much

This is so annoying. How dare they forget to include FFK's 19.6billion in there?? It should have made the list as one of those the presidency has sat on and refused to prosecute, and has made the guilty one a VIP in Nigeria.

to discredit not just the President, but
also his government and indeed our entire
country.

Gosh, I wish I could just piss on this man's face. He makes me sick.

They sound so dumb for people that tend to take so much pride in their ability to speak good English.

This is the kind of house that could heal very deep wounds in the heart and soul.

This guy is genius!! Love every bit of it.

Have a dream of building one in some little private island. Just a getaway when the world becomes too loud for comfort.