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Politics › Re: British Parliamental System Of Government Vs The American Congressional System by omenka(m): 7:06am On Sep 22, 2014
What in God's name is "parliamental"?? angry

And the mod had to move it to the fp without editing it exposing us all to the world as ignoramuses!!

Op please make that PARLIAMENTARY.
Education › Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by omenka(m): 11:22pm On Sep 21, 2014
Dey monkey yourself: be fooling yourself.

Eg
Bros nor dey monkey yourself oo, dat guy nor go show this zanga.
Politics › Re: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by omenka(m): 11:16pm On Sep 21, 2014
Themandator: Post the picture of late Osama, as a dead man, that was shown to you.
How about this for starters??

Not expecting you to agree though.
Politics › Re: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by omenka(m): 11:09pm On Sep 21, 2014
PHfinest: CIA? No sane thinking military man will play by this your cartoon script. Even the US made the killing of all high profile targets known. This ensures people like you who discredit their efforts rever them and the foolish terrorists fear them.

For you to believe that Boko Haram will openly name their sponsors as well as ask that they be arrested...You won't make a better strategist walahi!
What in seven hells are you talking abouthuh Is there something else you wanna take me up on??
Education › Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by omenka(m): 11:06pm On Sep 21, 2014
Tender blast: to grant s€x.

Eg: Bogeh, finally dat babe don tender blast oo. grin
Education › Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by omenka(m): 11:00pm On Sep 21, 2014
You go fear!! - just like saying "you don't say!!". Or "wow!!" (Expressing surprise)

Eg:
Guy 1: Omo, Rukewe don lite dat babe oo!!

Guy 2: Oboy!! You go fear!!! shocked
Politics › Re: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by omenka(m): 10:40pm On Sep 21, 2014
Obinoscopy: If Shekau is truly dead, this is what I'd do if I was the head of Military Intelligence or SSS:

1. I will not admit his death

2. Instead, I'd look for his look-alike who would impersonate him

3. Then his look-alike would come out on camera and accept defeat. His look alike would further apologise to the Muslim population for misleading them. He would further urge the extremists to sheath their sword and embrace peace. He should also beg for amnesty for his soldiers.

4. It's after this that the Military can announce that Shekau has killed himself.

This is my humble suggestion.
You must have had a stint at the CIA. This is interesting. Sadly we have a buncha square pegs in round holes in our intelligence community whose only preoccupation is where the next financial windfall is coming from.
Politics › Re: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by omenka(m): 10:35pm On Sep 21, 2014
donphilopus: It's high time we stopped these kids from roaming the street of Nairaland!
Sadly, one has to share this space with them. Some of them say rubbish just to get likes. It's a damn pity.
Politics › Re: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by omenka(m): 10:33pm On Sep 21, 2014
When pictures of the bloodied face of Bin Laden's body were released, I was left with no doubt he was the one upon comparism with pics of him alive. But in this case, both faces share absolutely no resemblance, save for the beard.

That is definitely not the fvcker Shekau!! angry
Politics › Re: Shortest Route To Solving Bokoharam Insurgency In Nigeria By Ahmed Tinubu by omenka(m): 10:16pm On Sep 21, 2014
Ngwakwe: The Bokoharam we have been told is different from the Yusuf group as collaborated corroborated by most political analysts.

The believe belief that there can be a military solution in a shortest short possible time is being myopic and deceptive to say the lest least.

We need a political solutions solution to counter agitations agitation by various interest groups, be them they terrorists terrorist, militants militant, separatist, labour union etc
Take note. Cheers.
Politics › Re: Some Terrorists Surrender With Weapons In Konduga by omenka(m): 7:01pm On Sep 21, 2014
Great!!! We need more of these conquests.

I thought they said SR don't report news of our boys' success in the field.
Celebrities › Re: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by omenka(m): 6:38pm On Sep 21, 2014
ifyndy: Yes das y I answered u like church person
Alright my lady. I presume we don't have any misunderstandings then. Cheers. smiley
Politics › Re: Shortest Route To Solving Bokoharam Insurgency In Nigeria By Ahmed Tinubu by omenka(m): 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2014
Ngwakwe: If President Goodluck Jonathan had form Government of National Unity with Buhari, our story would've been different from what we have now.

It is a temporary measure to calm already heated up polity.

Had Mugabe refused the move in the second to the last transition, Zimbabwe would have been in an open ended war where the West supports the opposition and the locals supporting Mugabe.

Government of National Unity ushers in new constitution, system of government, freedom and revamping of Security apparatuses in the country.

It is a time when every part of the country shares in the success or the failure of the system.
This is where you get it all wrong. You are indirectly attributing the rise of terrorism to the failure of the General at the polls when in fact you and I know that isn't true. When you make such a wrong diagnosis of an ailment, you are most likely going to prescribe the wrong treatment as well.

Siting Zimbabwe as well is a wrong example. Our government would be making a fatal mistake if they elect to grant the terrorist some political concessions because that would only make them consolidate their terror and embolden other would be terrorist groups to take up arms against the government. This distinction has to be stated in utmost clarity: Boko Haram is a terrorist group and Shekau a terrorist leader whereas, Morgan Tvangarai (not sure of my spelling) is the leader of an opposition political party.
These are two parallel lines Ngwakwe.
Politics › Re: Shortest Route To Solving Bokoharam Insurgency In Nigeria By Ahmed Tinubu by omenka(m): 6:20pm On Sep 21, 2014
Ngwakwe: I am always here to lend my voice of reason to most political discourse.

What do you've to contribute to the way forward in solving Terrorism, Militancy and Separatist movements springing up here and there in Nigeria?
I think we should first of all think about solving tribal militancy on nairaland before thinking of confronting the question of terrorism or militancy in the larger society.

Valid suggestions raised by Jagaban.
Celebrities › Re: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by omenka(m): 1:53pm On Sep 21, 2014
ifyndy: U get luck say na joke else I for. Chop am off like u said I did to d guy
cheesy

Good afternoon. Hope say u go church oo.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Is Too Patient — Ex- Gov Akala by omenka(m): 10:56am On Sep 21, 2014
egift: Nigerians are too patient with Jonathan, enduring him since 2010 to repent and forsake corruption
Leave mata!! Elections are around the corner and it is peak season for presidential asss licking and fart sniffing!! Alao of all people can't afford to be left out the frenzy!!!
Politics › Re: Fg Wants American Security Forces Out Of Nigeria. by omenka(m): 10:53am On Sep 21, 2014
tawa89: Two months after the Americans came down to Nigeria to help find the kidnapped Chibok girls, after all the noise they made, the showboating and media frenzy campaign led by Obama and his wife to bring back our girls, they still haven't made any headway in bringing back our girls.
American security forces are blocking us from acquiring state of art military hardware , when we tried to get some from eastern Europe , they tipped off the South African government. These people aint helping us and I wonder what they are still doing in our country.
I'm with FG on this, The American Snitches should leave our country within 48hrs.
Keep spreading the lies, with some luck, one day it would stick.

Happy sunday.
Business › Re: Ajaokuta Steel Company Begins Rod Production by omenka(m): 9:21am On Sep 21, 2014
nifemi25: So what have you gain so far from the space booking
Are you sure you are okay?? Or did you mean to quote someone else??
Politics › Re: PDP Cancels Presidential Primary by omenka(m): 6:55am On Sep 21, 2014
largeoseni: Now I see what our $20bn was used for. GEJ Nigeria's most corrupt president. Someone tell me how much was given to members of NEC to adopt GEJ....
Business › Re: Ajaokuta Steel Company Begins Rod Production by omenka(m): 6:51am On Sep 21, 2014
Please God, let this be true and sustained!!!
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Oba Of Lagos As He Begins 2015 Campaigns (PHOTOS) by omenka(m): 6:40am On Sep 21, 2014
Pollutants.
Culture › Re: Oba Of Lagos Recieves Emir Of Kano HRH S. Lamido Sanusi. PICS. by omenka(m): 5:46am On Sep 21, 2014
Another source of headache for the TANoids. Patiently awaiting their arrival.

Long Live their Royal Highness!!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Twitter Reacts To Obanikoro’s Funky Campaignslogan “#korobucci” by omenka(m): 5:36am On Sep 21, 2014
Lmao @ #korollete. cool
Politics › Re: Chief Olusegun Obasanjo Backs Tambuwal For Presidency In 2015. by omenka(m): 5:33am On Sep 21, 2014
The source makes it difficult for one to really contribute.
Politics › Re: Photospeak: Jonathan And TB Joshua Today @ Synagogue by omenka(m):
Such pictures speak volumes!! You can't be seen smiling and shaking hands with a man who's supposed to be investigated and expect the investigators, who are most likely to be govt agents) to do a thorough work without fear or favour!!

What is commendable about over a hundred people dying in an apparently illegal structure erected by a supposed MoG that he has to be shaken hands withhuh

In Malaysia just a coupla months ago, when a ferry sank killing scores on board, we didn't see the prime minster shaking hands with and patting the owner of the ferry on the back, rather it was immediately declared that he be arrested and prosecuted!! If he beats the rap, good and fine, but otherwise he would accept his fate. That is how things work Jonathan!!!

Try to do the right thing for once!!!

I would be hugely disappointed if Fashola lets this one slide!! People ought to start paying the price for illegality in this country!! Set an example already!!
Politics › Re: NIGERIA 2015: APC Is My Last ‘busstop’, No More Defection – Atiku by omenka(m): 10:56pm On Sep 20, 2014
Hmmm. So Atiku as well knows what "last bus stop" is!!

These are indeed interesting times. cool
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Have Nuclear Power Plants ''Within Months'' by omenka(m): 10:51pm On Sep 20, 2014
ROSSIKE: And you are literate?
How dare you question the First son of Oduduwa, the Chief Mapologist of Nairaland and by the special grace of Sango, the best friend of the Mayor of Totoronto!!!??angry
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Have Nuclear Power Plants ''Within Months'' by omenka(m): 10:46pm On Sep 20, 2014
Tolexander: Chernobyl
Transformers. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Must See Hilarious Photo: Masquerade Spotted Using Atm In Lagos Nigeria by omenka(m): 10:44pm On Sep 20, 2014
waterhouse071: This might be a fraudster hiding his face from the security cameras.
Oga ya head dey dia!!!! You bam throway!! grin
Politics › Re: APC Govs Govern On Pages Of Newspapers— Alao- Akala by omenka(m): 10:28pm On Sep 20, 2014
Akala stop fooling yourself.
Concentrate on your skin.
Travel › Re: The World's Most Powerful Passports. by omenka(m): 9:51pm On Sep 20, 2014
Giant of Africa my foot!! Mscheeew.
Politics › Re: US, South Africa In Cold War With Nigeria by omenka(m): 9:33pm On Sep 20, 2014
acenazt: ask your self this. DID THE BRITISH STAY NIGERIA TILL THE1990's? U can't in any manner compare a child who grew up with his mother with a child who grew by its self.
Mscheeeew. Using the year of independence as excuse. Smh. Even thought you were intelligent. There are countless number of countries who gained independence before 1960 and are faring far better than Nigeria and those that had it in 1960 and are faring far better as well. Don't think I can argue with you.

Bye.

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