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Romance › Re: My Student Girlfriend Hardly Calls Me But Claims To Love Me by omenka(m): 7:39am On Jun 19, 2012
hassymo5: wit all dis advice, what if the girl is a member of dis forum!!!
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And how would she know she's d subject abi na her b d only babe for final year for nigerian universities wey dey collect credit form her boyfrnd while makin no attepmt on callin him? That's the beauty of anonimity smiley
Romance › Re: My Student Girlfriend Hardly Calls Me But Claims To Love Me by omenka(m): 7:33am On Jun 19, 2012
See me see standby generator!! cry. Mbok, save urslf ll that emotional trauma and take a walk or beta yet turn her into a standby as well. Was cought up in this situation when I was in ma final year as well. Loved her to boot! Buh hey, when d showers became a torrent, I got maslf three extra silver plated umbrellas lipsrsealed. I advice u did dsame
Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego To Marry Timi Alaibe by omenka(m): 10:02pm On Jun 18, 2012
Abegii! Make una cut d kabik some slack joor. Any of una propose to her wey she no gree?? undecided Person wey get game don step up to claim him price but una no go let food digest for him belle. And how many of u guys can truely, with all sincerity, tell this forum that if it were ur sister that was involved you wouldn't go on fasting to see that the union sees tje light of day..
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TV/Movies › Re: BBA: Goldie Takes Her Love For Prezzo To Cloud Nine As She Feeds Him In Tears by omenka(m): 1:15pm On Jun 16, 2012
@ third pix: is her middle name 'Armstrong' or is she Mary Onyali wannabe undecided those biceps r somthing else!

Politics › Re: $3m Bribery Scandal: Ex-speaker Patricia Etteh Blows Hot! by omenka(m): 5:24pm On Jun 15, 2012
angryTo me, all members of the national assembly are thieves without an exception! What do you call someone who takes home such scandalous ammounts in salary and allowances without as much as a fart to show for it. Pat Utomi sed it the other day and I subsrcibe to his assertion 150%, this system needs to be crashed! And to make matters worse, we have a dolt, or do I say an slowpoke for a prez! I wish a group of young men (myself inclusive)could muster d courage to form a squad that clense d system by eliminating these virmins one after the other until the entire members of the current assembly and the federal exco are exterminated! Devil and God with Amadioha punish una all! angry! Damn I hate these rodents!
Politics › Re: Should Death Penalty Be Prescribed For Corrupt Persons? by omenka(m): 10:41pm On Jun 14, 2012
And another thing. Even if such a law is put in place, our situation just might get worse given the kind of lilly livered and corrupt judges we have littered all over. Not a single conviction would there be in a century making nigeria the 'least corrupt nation in the world' surpassing New Zealand! sad
Politics › Re: Should Death Penalty Be Prescribed For Corrupt Persons? by omenka(m): 7:34pm On Jun 14, 2012
angryI don't think just killing those mofos would sufice. I think after they are shot, their family should be made to pay for the bullets used to kill them cos the state can't afford to waste even d slightest resource on such virmins! angry[color=#990000][/color]
Politics › Re: VP Sambo's Brother Dies In Car Crash At Kawo, Kaduna by omenka(m): 12:46pm On Jun 10, 2012
I hope the presidency sets up a committee to look into the immidiate and remote course of the crash and another committee for a beffitting burial.. Mschewest! NEXT.. angry
Politics › Re: 'we're Going Nowhere'-abuja Prostitutes by omenka(m): 10:54am On Jun 21, 2010
i dont patronize prostitutes, neva had, nevar will but tha's borne out of the pity i have for them. i beliv if they had a choice they'd rather not take to the streets. but i was sooo tempted to take a dive the other day in abuja when i went hangin out with a friend at 'Ibiza' wink went out of the joint after a coupla bottles to take a strol around the crescent n couldnt beliv me eyes shocked those babes pure pass Kim Kardashian! come see reflecting bobby nestled perfectly on top them chest with cleavage wey fit make even the most frigid man rigid! i keep dey waka with my fone to my ears, dey form as though i dey make calls but naver missin anythin with my eyes when the headlamps of evry passing car makes a revelation, while them just dey whistle dey holla at me cool but at a point one braveheart come approach me, grab me by the arm dey pull me closer to herself, b4 i offer the slightest hint of resistance, na so the fyn baby just dip her hand inside her bra fallout her beautiful humty dumplings, (some of the best i'd eva seen sincerely!) promising to provide me with d most fabulous treat i'd eva had shocked shocked a flash of weakness ran through me i must confess, but i stayed focussed n politely told her i wasnt game. peeps d babes for that street na die!! cool. but frankly, i feel say those babes too fyn for that kind thing wink
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Romance › Re: I Cheat On Her,should I Confess To Her? by omenka(m): 9:25am On Apr 11, 2010
DUDE YOU DON CHOP FOOD FINISH CLEAN MOUTH LONG TYM AGO. WHY NA NOW BELLE COME DEY TURN U. FOOD WEY PERSON DON CHOP DIGEST AND POO HIM NOFIT VORMIT AM NOW! It's better you kept ur mouth shut and save ur mariage if u aint ready for a divorce. burst the bubble and kiss ur married ass gudbye!
Romance › Re: A Girl With White Pubic Hairs by omenka(m): 1:49pm On Apr 10, 2010
guy u fall hand oo! bone all those things. you for plug in ur chaigum madu 4 dat cabic pumte. do you realize what a golden opurtunity uve missed?!!!! i hear say when person pericuse greyish pumte, them fit bcome become as rich as Adenuga!
Romance › Re: I Dont Know How To Get Him Off My Mind: Pls Help! by omenka(m): 1:03pm On Apr 10, 2010
i realy felt for u but you ruined d party when u sed d part that pains u most is that he ' bought a brand nu car' 4 sm1 else. c'mon shawty if its luv then d ride should constitute d least of ur worries. embarassed
get a 1 nyt stand with a porn star n bob's ur uncle. my three cents.
Romance › Re: What Part Of Ur Girlfriend/boyfriend's Body Do U Look Most When With Him/her? by omenka(m): 12:34pm On Apr 10, 2010
she got these curves that cld make you forget u r unemployed in an instant! so incase we brk up, i can never recomend her for an unemployed dude cos he might wind up redundant for the rest of his lyf! undecided
Romance › Re: How To Toast A Girl In Nairaland by omenka(m): 12:28pm On Apr 10, 2010
ask google.com! wink
Politics › Re: Emir Blames Failure In Neco On English Premier League by omenka(m): 11:55am On Apr 10, 2010
denny4ril:
i partly agree with that notion. u know why? students know wat and wat about clubs and champions league but are less dedicated to academics these days
you wld do well to tell us how many EPL fans in england fail their exams as woefully! angry
when they fail to do thier assignment they find someone or something to blame it on. when has any leader in nigeria ever come out to say " i'm sorry i failed you people. it is my fault this went wrong" angry the'v become experts at 'scapegotery'!
cvibe1:
That Emir must be something else.
sure dude he's my bum and d only things that come outta it r FART and SHIT! angry
ARRANT NONSENCE!
Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Scientists Develop Fuelless Generator by omenka(m): 11:26am On Apr 10, 2010
haba nairalanders! these guys sed they  "developed a fuel less generator" and to me they r ryt. one, they ddint say they "invented" the generator which implies that it is already in use elsewhere and secondly if they say it 'fuel less' and runs on batteries, well they r ryt cos a battery is not a fuel (as misunderstood by several posters )but it is an energy source. anything FUEL is capable of COMBUSTION resulting in CARBON DIOXIDE and WATER and the last tym i checked, cells (batteries) didnt possess that characteristic. cool
But frankly we should indeed be researching on improving the efficiency of phcn and not labouring on developin generators. dont they know it is the existence of these generators in the market that is compounding the problems of power generation in naija cos the pple inportin the craps would fight tooth n nail to ensure phcn never get to see better days! undecided
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