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And what other 'notorious facts' were contained is his speech? How could Nigerians be sure if the entire speech wasn't based on 'notorious facts'? What a shameless govt.

cordismary: Pls I need a honest, sincere and a spiritual advice here.
I have been dating this about a year and half guy who was born into a catholic family but later went to stay his inlaw who is a redeem pastor who refused bluntly that he must follow them, which he did. And now he has established and he wants to marry me who is a stung catholic and he said I have to follow him to his church of which I refused cos am bigoted in my believe a charismatic I told him that I can't be happy elsewhere apart from my church instead he should continue in his own and even when kids come he could take them along and he still maintains I follow him.
My breath en to tell u the truth I have tried oher churches out ther I don't seem to be happy there is in only my church as a prayer warrior I found true happiness to cut the whole story short am forced to quit the marriage pls a need your candid advice here.
Pls no insults here thanks.

Honest advice: go start up your own thread!
Sincere advice: marry your dictionary and a coupla. novels for five months.
Spiritual advice: quit being a bigot, and advice your fiance to do thesame.

The topic is anoyingly missleading! It says 'SNC' whereas in the actual body of the article we see it is only a National Conference! There's a world of difference between a SNC and a NC. The NC is gonna be replete with the 'no go areas' which basically renders it useless, in my opinion, in contrast to a SNC. I wonder if the ballz of these rodents we all leaders drop off soon as they step into any political office... A SNC is what we need and not some useless national confab as did in Obj's time..

I hope no be Germany him go rest. Dumbo must keep keen tabs on this sombitch,, he just might be rooting for his voluptious wife's Trunk! U never know, these fishermen do have some wierd tastes somtyms.. JMO tho.

Na photoshop!

U see how our leaders insist on making us think irrationally. Had this been revealed earlier, no doubt, comentaries regarding the whole episode would have been replete with regrets, pity and prayers for her speedy recovery, but the old fools prefered keeping us in the dark, the end result of which was popular anger and even prayers for her demise. I see what the World's Greatest, Moh'd Ali, is going through and can't help but feel so much pity and luv for him. Our leaders and their warped way of handling matters of public interest. Smh. Wish the First Lady gets well though im no fan of her's or her husband's. Parkinson is a terrible ailment whose suffereres deserve our love and compassion.

jmaine: What shame are you referring to ? Mind sharing with the house . . . . .

On getting to ur profile and readin some of ur previous posts, I thought to maself I'd rather save you the stress of trying to make sense of anything critical of the president. Cheers.

Kai! Lord please forgive my dear country whatever wrong she's done You. Please spare us the trauma of being rulled by a president of this nature in future... I pray O'Lord.
P.s: what a shame.

To all those sayin the pix was photoshoped, I pity una. I can only say u guys demonstrate what I call The Down Side of Enlightenment. Those of us down here know beta than to say the picture is fake. About a week into the floodin, just oposite the Judges Quarters, there were all manner of reptiles in the flood waters. Yours truely spoted three real big snakes swimmin their way to safety just outside the house I almost rented six months ago! Right now only the roof is visible! For those of us living in High Level n Ankpa qtrs area n beyond, we are safe but around the Gboko road axis and Wadata area with some parts of North bank (includin the golf course), sights like this have become an evryday affair. I have some of the pictures in my fone but don't undastand why they arnt uploading. Believe it or not, this is as real as it gets.

It is real. Seen a coupla them myself.

In other news, the Senate president has been advised by ordinary Nigerians, like yours truely, to shut dafuckup and go complete the Otukpo-Enugu road contract awarded his wife (front) since 2007 with over 70% of the job yet undone! !!

Dat nyukka Labaran Mouthku with his big mouth! Always sticks his foot in it wheneva he opens it. Number 2 enemy of state after Abati Reuben

Now, aint this a b!tch??!!

Hmmm

Otukpe don wipe Dumbo yansh with him tongue sotee shiit dey taste like custard to am..

The very essence of the national awards has been totally bastardized by succesive administrations especially given the crop of awardees we saw last year. Evry crook in nigeria wants to have a political appendage to their name. In my opinion, that woman who honestly labours day in day out by the roadside selling pepper and pears to feed a mouth or two, whom often times is denied her right to eek a living out of her petty trade when a 'big man'(big crook?)Is in town, deserves an award more than any of those rapists, murderers, ritualist and 419ers who get the awards evry passing year. The country is beset by all manner of problems from corruption to terorism yet they act like its all good. My only pain is, when it finally implodes the public enermies have a better chance of survival with their private jets and yatchs... Please awardees, give nigeria a chance to grow so that even when you wanna take a vacation you cld just step into the next local govt and you wld believe you are in the carribean, and when you have flu, cough or stomach upset, you could check into the hospital down the street instead of risking your life and money going overseas... Just a chance is all we ask..

Tadup: Its not fake. The 125% bonus means you will have 1/4 extra credit, so the 400 you loaded mtn gave you 100=1/4 of 400

Sombody ansered 'Gbam' to this and anoda liked it ( or perhaps dsame 'gbam' guy). Its a shame, and these are some of the reasons why naija can never get it right scientifically. im sure na facebook nusery n primary skool (if u use a BB u'd know what I mean) u dey work. And na Retardeen Dumbo Jo supervice ur project for uni. 125% of 400 = 100 indeed! SMH

And the journalist who wrote this must be high on the worst grade crystal meth! Even turning the article upside down, inside out, sideways, etc, I couldnt see anywhere suicide bombing was said to as a result of drug use. What a shame! Don't our journalist undstand english no more? this is junk journalism at its finest!

Kai! Lawan fall hand die dis tym! He should be hanged by the peniss!

dayokanu: Retardeen punked once again

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And he gon get punked over n over again even given same situation cos he a punk!
A Ricky Rosay fan I guess. Me too..

Why the phuck is the dumbphuck always smilling? federal exco meeting he's always , nigerins vaporised by bombs while he's in church and he talks abt it , talking to hilary clinton amd he's all ! What is so funny about the situation in Nigeria today that seems to amuse him no end? this oafish dimwitt needs to get his grey matter checked ASAP!

What a charade! As far as he who sits atop the highest stool in the land, at whose disposal lies all it takes to nip curruption in d bud,doesn't 'give a damn', we are damned! Next topic pls..

harakiri: Please read well before replying. I said MAYBACH EXCELERO not Maybach sedan. Google up "Maybach Excelero" and see the price tag for yourself.

The difference between an Excelero ans a Veyron is that a Veyron is a PRODUCTION car. The Veyron is the most expensive production car there is.

Kanye has succeeded in flauting evry Hip Hop/Gangsta rule from wearing skinny jeans to making a Hoe a housewife..

Billyonaire: Just thinking aloud....are Obas supposed to get more respects than Presidents ?

Respect goes with personality and not office. He deserves to be FEARED more than the Oba but certainly not RESPECTED!

jude33084: I don't think that is true. He is the president of Nigeria and can see whoever he like.

For that coment, with the powers vested in me by Seun, I hereby confer on u the title Odefolio 01 of Ndi Nairaland. Pple Roll out the drums and let's hear it for Odefolio 01! Bros I think ur species went the oda way during evolution...eyaaa

onatisi: you are a fool.dumb goat too and as ur ghanaro prof said ur life and future is shattered and broken.why will he pick on nigeria is nigeria the only country having problems.all u guys just like this ur ghana prof becos he insulted gej that is all.i wont be surprised another ghanaro doctors says nigerians are mad and stupid .surely he will have some supporters on nl

Stop being so short sighted. The man said the truth and voiced the opinion of majority of Nigerians who scrape a living off the streets. U say 'why will he pick on nigeria is nigeria the only country having problems'? That my dear is one of the worst defences I've eva come across. Its like saying a teacher shouldn't reprimand ur child in skool when they flunk a subject or act objectionably because they are not the only one doing so in the skool! How does that sound to u. Mull over it buddy.

Hope they reserve a sit for our globe trotting president!