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The Hazards of an Imb3cile!

The Chronicles of Baba Iyabo!

Just look at these pixs! How touching.. Nigeria could be the Jewel of the black race if only these criminals in caftans and agbadas could give her a chance..

This guy wastes talent in an unimaginable way. He should be a standup comedian! Lwkmd!

And the HNIC of curruption sits on the highest stool in the land! How long is it gonna take for us to get that suprise speech that begins with the marvelous phrase 'FELLOW COUNTRYMEN'! That speech which makes evry scumbag 'aka' political leader, wanna find d nearest airport!

kay1999: @omenka now i see you are pyschologically disturbed...you need to see a pyschiatrist

And I bet ur psychiatrist gave you a prognosis which sed ur IQ is at par with that of ur paymaster and puppeteer Jonathan. Arse kissers like you r the reason I get this numbing feelin somtyms that project naija is a flying ostrich!

jamace: What does it profit a GOVERNOR to steal his state's money and end up in prison like a common criminal?

Vanity upon vanity, all is vanity.

Ask Beaf.

norseman2: GEJ learnt very well frm his Oga,Dis man should b sentenced Τ̅☺ life imprisonment, all dis thieving politicians, ​A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ †ђξ real enemy O̶̷̩̥̊͡F Nigeria, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ kil more dan Boko Haram

Merry sailing skipper!

@ '600 pound gorilla'!! hahahahahahahahahahahahah!! *blows whistle calling on Bingo Beaf to come bark at his owner's attackers so they cld back off and in the process I lost my grip and fall of the cashew tree*

I don't give a damn!

dedeike: I will join the call for Diezani's sack anyday someone comes out with a credible evidence of corruption against her apart from all these sentiments been whipped up by the cabal. This is a woman that has brought about critical and groundbreaking reforms in our energy sector. THISDAY NEWSPAPERS rated her as a superlative performer(see SUNDAY THISDAY OF May27 th 2012) and this rating is based on hard undeniable facts.

Groundbreakin reforms indeed! No doubt, the barefaced looting of THREE THRILLION NAIRA in the ministry over which she superintends is in all ramifications a monumentally groundbreakin incident! Given countries like China, she wouldav been having a rendevouz with her ancestors since january! Stupid leaders, foolish folowers

Billyonaire: Can you mention with factual evidence just 1 crime she has committed ? Just 1 fact with evidence

What kind of lame thinking is that? Is it only when one comits a crime that they are shown the way outta office? What crime did the NSA and defence minister commit b4 they were shown the door? What hard evidence was there to prove that Oniwon commited any crime? She's incompitent, too much curruption in the ministry she heads.broaden the scope of your understanding of the machinery of administration, it would do you alot of good buddy.

kay1999: @beaf i dont know why the nairalander admin is not doing screening for all these educated illiterates we are having in this forum... Some useless shoe cobblers ghanians will just into this forum and start running their mouth.. We will always be better than Ghanians even south africans... If you want to facts enter google and see economy of africa.....

Another Ignoramus has broken his leash!! Help!!

uzomagic: Neighbouring countries are well aware of our previously unharnessed potential and fear that we'll get it right this time. The sad part is that they have been hired by Nigerian paymasters to discredit our govt. failure is their newest habit

It realy pains me to see pple talk this way. Patriotism is not about denying the obvious about your country. Even a ten year old knows this regime and the others sinse '99 are rougue regimes. In your opinion, what credibility does the curent leadership possess? I realy wldnt blame you, I bet you are one of those who thought the popular uprising in January was orchesctrated by the opposition. I weep for my country..

bright007: It is only å newbie in this section dat will fall for this stale/dry yoke dat is as dry as boobsqee boobs.

Clap for yaself amebo! Who ask you?
Damn! I fell big tym!!

@OP: please could you send these pictures to saharareporters? I think reuben abati vivits that site alot. It would get the disired atention there. This is most pathetic! Why do we hate ourselves so much in this country as not to do anything right huh??

Let the dunce stay back home and fix our problems. All the solutions to all our problems lie within. When the right atmosphere is in place, investors wld be falling over themselves to establiSh businesses here. And to rub it in, he carries around that gargantuan dinosaur he calls his wife! They run the country like its a family asset. Yet some folks in here try to justify the batcrap!

uihebom: why can't Nigerians use their brains for something useful. The president told you dis b4, cos some people are throwing bombs here and there doesn't mean Nigeria should stop and focus on them.if he should focus on dem, what's the reason for having defense minister, army generals, police IG ,etc. Or do you think he is going to Belgium for his own good?(holiday). What's all dis rubbish. Bomb blast =Jonathan. plane crash =Jonathan. A mad man die under a tree its = Jonathan. No service in your phone = Jonathan. You your self what have you done to your community.

I see. And why does he need to travel when he has ambassadors? The reason why this country can nevar progress is because pple like you keep trying to excuse the ineptitude of our leaders and the sheer frivolity of their acts the president has Akamu for a brain! That we all know. Who flunks a thesis defence thrice huh?

timmy1999: Don't you know obj is a freemason..just like many old politicians in the 60s including my late uncles

In Nigeria today thug and riffraff is a freemason. SMH. Una think say na Ogboni,abi ? Imagin som1 sayin charley boy is a mason. If ther's to be a mason in naija, dat person would be Babangida

I DON'T GIVE A. D.A.M.N..

bayooooooo: GEJ's performance was far below expectations and totally unexpected of a PhD holder. We still have a long way to go in this country.

Errm, you, speak for urself. To me his performance hit the bull's eye of my expectation with deadly precision! I wonder what you were expecting! Its GEJ remember, and HE DOESN'T GIVE A D.A.M.N what ur expectation is!

Lastest catch phrase in naija: I DON'T GIVE A D.A.M.N!
Author: Goodluck Ebele Jonathan GCFR
Predicessor: I dey laugh
Author: Olusegun Mathew Okikiola Aremu Obasanjo GCFR

slimming: so 3.9 GPA is a celebration in that university? when lots of people are making 4.5+ in Nigeria without international recognition.

Are you blind or u are just another variant of gudluck jonathan. It says 3.98 out of a possible 4.0 and not 5.0 as we hav in naija. So tell me, between 3.98/4.0 and 3.9/5.0, which is greater?

I can't spend my two cents on a Nollywood export! They put too much effort into impressing their audiance and at the end of d day mess d whole thang up. The most anoying part is that not a single movie is out their without a scene in which u find two or more gurls querellin! The quality of the audio makes it sound like agitated monkeys that have just spotted a big python! Those of you who do natgeo wild, or animal planet would know what im talking about.

gentotega: I dont understand y Nigerians on nairaland r like dis...... whether bad or not the country is ours, we v to b positive dt tins ll change. THE TIN HELPING GHANA TODAY IS COS DEY R UNITED N VERY PATRIOTIC and that is wat Nigerians lack.

If u think nairalanders r d only ones with this kinda disposition towards naija matters (which indeed is absolutely justifiable), go sample d pulses of nigerians on d streets. I havnt any iota of doubt u'd come back to testify to our modesty.
Shovel na shovel, no be spoon!

Beggers, even in Africa!! That's what the political establishment has reduced Nigerians to. So pathetic!

Parnassuss: HABA!!! Is this Jonathan just a crony or does he truly not have the capacity to reason on a normal human level He is boldly saying 'I fired the NSA of the Autonomous Nigerian State cos the International community wanted me to!' What of what the citizenry has asked of him? Do we count anymore? Why is it only when he took a trip outside that he accepted any advice?

And did I read where he said he 'took Azazi as an uncle?' Nepotism, stupidity, blindness, GEJ is an all-round failure! I wonder what that says about us, his followers If we keep this up there'll be no Nigeria in 2015! IMPEACH GEJ!!!

U just copied and pasted what was written on my mind! And heck, when we had a recalcitrant, mean, unforgiving and absolutely vindictive dictator like Obansanjo, I could remember the ota kingpin was threatened with impeachment on three occasions! Now that we hav a lame, docile, incompetent o.af as precident, whose evry action beggers his impeachment,the word 'IMPEACH' has become Taboo! what the furck is wrong with our MPs?? Is this how they gonna fold their hands and watch this dolt run this country aground??

*Laff sotee jonathan begin jealous*!!

Bros, if u are not a seven digits monthly salary earner, dispose of dat thing ASAP! Take my word for itan u don't want a 607 palaver!

silica: Are u not contradicting yourself? You start by saying u dont want blame trading and then u go on to blame the president? El-rufai is everywhere shouting blue murder speaking grammer on twitter facebook and newspapers, yet he cant ensure security in his home town. Instead he is actually sponsoring its destruction and u are here sounding off. Well done

This is one of the reasons I keep sayin the biggest problem we have in Nigeria lies not woth the leadership but followership. For how long are we gonna keep excusing the ineptitude of our 'leaders' amd realy hold them accountable? Is el Rufai suposed to be the one to provide security for Zarians When we have both Federal and State govts in place? It beats me silly wheneva I read such coments. If the federal govt can't provide security for the citizens, which is the primary purpose of gove, then they shld resign! To rub it in, you see the imbec!le smiling like a highschool kid who's just got laid for the first tym when fellow countrymen are losing lives and limbs daily!

edlion57: are dis fools try to fight our president

'Our'? Please speak for yourself! Akamu Odefu..