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EducationRe: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by omerta07(m): 5:11pm On Aug 08, 2017
Nyouth:
you people want to finish that olosho girl .. born again child... laugh wan finish me here
Bros I think say na only me dey observe oh...
Christianity EtcRe: Father Emmanuel Akalue Reacts To Patrick Edet’s Resignation by omerta07(m): 5:57pm On Aug 06, 2017
This priest is obviously sick in the mind. So he really wants us to believe non catholics have no share in God's kingdomhuh
As far as i'm concerned, Rev Patrick Edet is still a servant of the most high and he will rather believe in the true God than in man.
Nonsense and abacha!
FamilyRe: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by omerta07(m): 12:57pm On Aug 05, 2017
correctguy101:
Why would I want to punish anyone let alone a woman I call my wifehuh
Escapes me

I've become a C2 conscious being, I don't even think of it.

So earthlings, do upgrade else you cos yourself pain. For any man dat causes his wife pain and suffering will have no peace in his mind and house too.
Sorry oo... How old are you again?
FamilyRe: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by omerta07(m): 12:50pm On Aug 05, 2017
Hehehehe
Come to think of it...the silence kills them more.
I just had a lil beef with Madam two says back. Called her in d morning for 12 secs. Called again at close of work for 8secs.
The "hello, how r u? Hope uve eaten" kinda call. Madam wan craze... She was like... Instead of this just tell me its over.
Women bah...
Just ignore them for a lil while when they mess up...
SportsRe: ”my Heart Is At Peace As I Pass The Torch To Anthony Joshua” – Klitschko by omerta07(m): 4:35pm On Aug 04, 2017
crazysam001:
Respect champ you gave me one of my greatest victories when you beat the hell out of that ashawo man Samuel Peter. He thought he could fcvk my girlfriend in uyo and go Scott free
Chei.... Hehehehehe ... Bros Im with you on this one. BTW where is she now?
Sorry not my business... Hehehe
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe Replies Nnamdi Kanu; This Is My Life Story, Let's Hear Your Own by omerta07(m): 11:30am On Aug 03, 2017
Ifeanyi4491:
Joe keep your mouth shut...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nnamdi_Kanu
Is this all you wanted us to see on wiki?? How Nnamdi dropped out of Nsukka??

FamilyRe: My Wife's Sister Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp & Came Into Our House, This Happened by omerta07(m): 6:30pm On Aug 02, 2017
Richy4:
You did what u feel was right @ that moment...

Your sister inlaw was a classy young woman too I must say, she left when she was supposed to..Maybe She never knew her coming will be a problem,maybe she felt her sister will sort u out...But she got it wrong.. Some ladies would have stayed even when they knew they were not welcomed..

If u have a younger bro, or Sis, just expect a cold welcome from your wife anytime they step into your house..it will never be forgotten...

U mistakenly broke an unwritten code that most women held with high esteem especially from the Eastern part of Nigeria....They always want to show that they are comfortable in their husband's house and their relatives are welcome to stay for sometime..I guess that was why she was mad @ u

Just say u were sorry bro.. with a peace offering like earring, or perfume etc.
The "unwritten code" also states you should not inform your hubby before your family comes calling?
These two people obviously have NOTHING together...
CrimeRe: Female Kidnapper Caught & Stripped Unclad At Ajao Estate, Lagos (Photos) by omerta07(m): 11:03am On Jul 24, 2017
azimibraun:
We Will Rock You...
Hehe
I thought i was the only one who saw that...quite apt for the scene.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Abandon Their Injured Member During Battle With Soldiers & Flee(pics) by omerta07(m): 10:19pm On Jul 21, 2017
"The surviving terrorist was full of joy and praises for his survival. He thanked the Nigerian Army for sparing his life and taking care of his wounds"
What the f**k is thishuh
If this story is true at all, that remaining leg will rot till it gets right into your intestines.
Murraf**ker.
EducationRe: Help! I am thinking of committing suicide by omerta07(m): 3:23pm On Jul 21, 2017
Sell this phone you used to type this trash first.
Deposit the cash with your supervisor and continue the hunt.
You can even get a job and negotiate the effect of carrying over your project while you hustle within the period.
Suicide should never be an option.
I am � this page...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by omerta07(m): 11:49pm On Jul 20, 2017
Back in primary school... My primary 2 to be exact, we used to have this bazaarlike occasion where we either produced some baked/fried or cooked stuff and bring to class. People who could not produce anything brought cash. So mumsy had given me N5 then and i was to return the change... Mind you this is 1989 or so... Off to school with the cash and i happily gave my teacher the cash... I still remember her thieving face. As small pikin i no even remember to collect change. Mehn... As i reach house Mumsy started demanding for her change oh... All avenue to explain that my teacher had the cash fell on deaf ears. Next day she matched me to the school and poor me, the teacher denied me flat in front of the class...chai!
There and then i was labelled a thief and flogged 6 strokes on my innocent ass.
Who was i to accuse my teacher nah?
Thats one incident I always laugh over and wont forget in a hurry
PoliticsRe: EFCC Seals Itohen Henry Ogiri's House In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by omerta07(m): 7:21pm On Jul 20, 2017
Sleyanya1:
The victimization continues, one sided fight against corruption.

How many properties of the past presidents, especially most leaders within the APC have been seized so farhuh
What victimization are you talking about? Are you aware Henry Ogiri is an APC member and Amaechi's friend??
Access to internet shouldn't give you leverage to post uncertified stuff pls.
CareerRe: Do You Love Your Current Job? by omerta07(m): 4:23pm On Jul 18, 2017
Viking007:
I honestly hate my job, tho the pay is great...no rest of mind. Anybody can be sacked at any moment, zero job security.
Bro...i can totally relate.
I left a well paying job for a lower paying one...
You see rest of mind bah, its a huge asset I swear!
CareerRe: Help!!! My Colleague Is Stealing Our Company's Money And Changing Records by omerta07(m): 9:02am On Jul 18, 2017
I once had a similar occurrence in my office.
I simply set the guy up with the security and he was promptly caught red handed.
Dude, someday you will own a business and you will be sad to see your investments go up like vapour.
Do the right thing, inform your boss and advise her to maintain silence while you hatch a plan together.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by omerta07(m): 3:23pm On Jul 17, 2017
fredrickmyers:
I have a clean iPhone 5c 16gb for sale @ 40k, phone condition is superb with 101% guarantee, swap is allowed with added cash... Pls call 08023467339, location is Lagos.stil on point
Still available?
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Udom Replies Yahaya Bello Over Dino Melaye's Recall by omerta07(m): 2:00pm On Jul 17, 2017
capatainrambo:
are you comparing emmanuel to yahaya?





cover bottle fall on u
How much does Udom receive as allocation + IGR monthly and how much does Bello receive?
Have you taken that into consideration too?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Shoprite Sales Girl Allegedly Steals N554 Million In Lagos by omerta07(m): 2:14pm On Jul 15, 2017
With this information, shoprite has shown a lapse in their management and should be ashamed of this. What happened to daily audit of all sectors in the shop??
N554M na beans??
TravelRe: How Do I Get To Town Planning Way From Cement Bustop. by omerta07(op): 12:14pm On Jul 12, 2017
jiangchu:
when you get to oshodi cross to the other side and ask where you can get a bus going there.
I entered a wrong bus though... Was opposed to enter Oshodi under bridge but entered Oshodi express.
The conductor was kind enough to drop me at Shogunle where i boarded another bus to Oshodi under bridge where i found my way to my destination.
Thanks though.
TravelHow Do I Get To Town Planning Way From Cement Bustop. by omerta07(op): 8:59am On Jul 12, 2017
Good Morning Fam, please help a brother. I need to get to 58 town planning way at Ilupeju.
I am at Cement Bustop now and I need to get the bus route to my destination.
CrimeRe: Cult Members Spotted Walking With Guns In Public During Funeral Procession.Photo by omerta07(m): 9:31am On Jul 08, 2017
munas:
And later some idiots will be telling us that the NBM movement is a charity organization.
Bunch of hoodlums
What makes the NBM hoodlums? Because they are fully dressed in their xmas clothes?? Or because the 001 is carrying a duly registered pump action??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power: 10 Tips You Need by omerta07(m): 1:04pm On Jun 17, 2017
Aare2050:
So a graduate should not have skills in other computer aspect such as Computer Graphics Design, Database Management.

I'm nit talking about been a pro. But idea is needed my brother.

If you graduate from a college of education for example, you will take a computer course, even though not in detail, but you will be exposed to some of the skilled mention in the npower.

Moreover, who says you can't acquire any of the skills before the commencement of the screening and all the rest?

Nigerian youths don't want to do anything but want to have everything.

Chior!
Guy, try and be real abeg... Those skills mentioned are for people that hope to go full time on computer based career... Why would i need to get a networking certification when my career doesnt need it? Or go for database management when i dont need it? For a career that is non computer based, a general microsoft application training is all that is needed abeg.
CelebritiesRe: 7 Nigerians Make The List Of Most Reputable People On Earth 2017 by omerta07(m): 8:34pm On Jun 06, 2017
liftedhigh:
Good
But OP dey r up to 8 dere now, Or is AKINWUNMI ADESINA not a Nigerian?
Even Ezekwesili made the list...
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Laughs Out Loud Whenever I Ask Her For Sex by omerta07(m): 11:48am On May 27, 2017
dinachi:
Dumb motherfuckers everywhere! How can you ASK for sex in this age and time? Dude initiate sex, don't ask for it... But wait ohhhhh! You mean when you want to do the do, you say something like: Can I f**k you now? Even me wey be man I am dying of laughter here grin grin grin
Same thing i had on my mind Dude!!!
How do some guys think sef?
How do you ask a woman for sex??
Please na...lemme do once...I'll just put the tip only...if you want me to pump then ill pump...please na...im having blue balls...heheheheh
Common...set her in the mood and let mother nature take its cause...
FamilyRe: Man Settles Wife With N5m, Car, N100,000 Monthly Allowance To Quit Marriage by omerta07(m): 1:29pm On May 25, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
Firstly we need to hear the talk from both sides before we can judge. But the man may not be well equipped under there, that maybe why she resulted to becoming homo or Bi.

The wife must be confused. If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian, if you want to be a wife with children, be a wife with children. Which one is now becoming a lesbian that is a wife with children? huh
You need to be informed and hear what men pass through!

Lemme tell you if you did not know, 60% of married women are Bisexuals.

And yes Im talking from experience.

If as a man you are blessed with a straight wife, give God praise everyday of your life.
PoliticsRe: Princess Pako Talks About Chibok Girls On Twitter, Reveals What She Found Out by omerta07(m): 4:33pm On May 14, 2017
And what kept your rotten mouth shut all this whilehuh
CrimeRe: Navy Officials Kill Jobs Seekers At Warri Refinery (Photos) by omerta07(m): 8:51pm On May 12, 2017
Employment my foot!!!
This same scenario occurred today at the NDDC HQ at Aba Rd, PH. Some group of thugs went to demand for their normal community "cut" unknown to them it was not business as usual as the new MD had put a stop to all forms of thuggery and crazy demands by these touts.

It took the intervention of some SARS operatives to send them scampering for their lives.
Its not wrong to make demands but it must be well arranged and devoid of threats.
Dazzol!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Government Of Nigeria Fadama III 2017 Recruitment by omerta07(m): 6:45pm On May 12, 2017
Is this FADAMA scam?? While trying to check the status of my registration this evening, the site is now telling me my application I.D does not existhuh I registered on monday and i was also sent a verification mail.
Please who has similar experience?
FamilyRe: 'I Do All The Underwear Shopping For Her';Man Who Loves To Package His Wife.PICS by omerta07(m): 5:14pm On May 12, 2017
"People dont care about how many bottles of beer you drink daily,the type of car you drive,whether you live in banana Island or you work in an oil company. Once they see how your wife and kids look,they can be able to tell the kind of person you are.

Your wife reflects who you are. I'm not talking about dressing and looking expensive but understanding that no matter what level you find yourself in that you can actually package your wife and kids to look good as much as your resources will allow you".

This summarizes everything...

Big ups Man!
InvestmentLeasing A Dormant Bakery/sachet And Bottle Water Production Facility. by omerta07(op): 12:39pm On May 10, 2017
I have an existing facility as stated which I once managed a while back. I was made to understand that the facility is no more producing and I intend leasing the facility to start up production.
Yes the owner is considering the option of leasing but I have not made my intentions known to him yet.
Kindly advise me on things to consider and set in place..both financially and legally.
RomanceRe: Between Couples, Who Should Serve Each Other When They Eat Out? by omerta07(op): 9:19pm On May 08, 2017
Raine80:
Get waiters and waitresses or continue to be disturbed.
Again, we do not employ waiters.
In quick service restaurants, the norm is to go to the counter, make your choice and place your orders.
wink
RomanceRe: Between Couples, Who Should Serve Each Other When They Eat Out? by omerta07(op): 7:06pm On May 08, 2017
Tolexander:
The woman of course!

Base on a societal norms and values, the woman should do the serving. That is one of the characteristics of a "wife material".

The man can do that at his own will. This is mostly done by men on the first date to act a "gentleman" role. That doesn't mean the lady should expect the continuity of such gesture.

But men, if you don't have enough dole with you and you don't know the kinda lady on a date with you, abeg you in the name of your best cloth, order for the food and serve the lady o. So that you won't have to deposit your phone as collateral after the lady has ordered more than what you have in your pocket
Ok, now your referring to people in a relationship. For couples nko? married oh...
RomanceRe: Between Couples, Who Should Serve Each Other When They Eat Out? by omerta07(op): 7:00pm On May 08, 2017
dingbang:
Then employ waiters for Christ sake!
Sorry we do not employ waiters.
In quick service restaurants, the norm is to go to the counter, make your choice and place your orders.

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