₦airaland Forum

So na your Toto you come sell for Nigeria abi....murasi

SeunIsBloody:
State>••Kwara I pray you guys find him with his skull intact.... I don't trust those Afonja's

Seun walai oo gbadun.....hahahahaahahaa. Chai!!!

Na Fashola hand tax payer moni dey ni?

Vinstel:
Two questions for those who want to kill themselves on nairaland because of Wizkid and Tiwa Savage,

1. Everybody knows Wizkid and Tiwa Savage, who knows you?

2. Wizkid and Tiwa Savage are both multi millionaires if not billionaires, how much are you worth?

These guys don't know you exist, they are only interested in getting you to talk more and more about them because you know what? The more you talk, the more they get alerts. Even Seun of nairaland is making more money without stress, why do you think Tiwa Savage stories are hitting FP back to back since yesterday? It's all about the money folks. Stop spending your time, money and energy adding money to another person's accounts when you can spend that time to improve your own life. In ten years from now, people will still be talking about Tiwa Savage and Wizkid and they will be making more money, Who will be talking about you and how much will you be making?

True talk my dear....tell them jare, le'em know.

For what?? Why?? why will he face impeachment?? Am not in support of any politician, including Ambode, because they're all fighting for their pockets, but for him to face impeachment because he wants to go for second term is an understatement. If wins fine, but if he didn't win, so be it.

Naijaguy12345:
Result already written, wasting your time thinking PDP will even smell victory.

Haaa!!! Guy seems you really hate PDP just like I do, but right now am not looking at the party but the man who's gonna take the baton. I wish APC win though.

Naijaguy12345:
Thursday is for finishing your uncle. The dream will be over for you, chioma, your Ibo supporters, Ohaneze ndigbo and all the people that want a guy with F9 and 7 other subjects pending since 1981 rule over a Yoruba state. The INEC result is already written and compiled, only need released on Thursday, yes we rigged it. No PDP in our land, take your PDP to Abia or Ebonyi.

If INEC want Adeleke to win, they would have declared him winner, yes we will rob him of this victory because PDP did same to us in 2003 with 5 AD governors all robbed by Obasanjo.


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If PDP come win nko, wetin you go do?

14Ebiscoo:
Reno Omokri, former aide to ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, has weighed in his opinion on the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) giving billionaire Femi Otedola a ticket to contest as governor of Lagos State.

The news of the move by PDP, which has been welcomed by Femi Otedola, was made known by media mogul, Dele Momodu, who confirmed that the billionaire will be running against incumbent governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, in the forthcoming 2019 elections.

Reacting to the news, Reno Omokri said if Otedola emerges winner of the coming governorship election in Lagos State, the dictatorship of Asiwaju Tinubu will end in the State.

He said, ”@realFemiOtedola as @OfficialPDPNig’s gubernatorial candidate for Lagos is a good idea. He has a good shot at winning this.

”An Otedola win will end the feudal dictatorship of @AsiwajuTinubu in Lagos and deal a dastardly blow to the tyrant in @AsoRock.”

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/09/what-will-happen-to-tinubu-if-otedola.html

Tinubu will be eased from the political terrain if Otedola wins....

ChiefAzubuike1:
I used to Bleep this girl back in those days before she dated David.

mmmmmmmhh......

Flamezzz:
After their defeat by Croatia, Nigeria Players were so ashamed of their failure that they decided to hide their identity so that they would not be recognized. Moses dressed like a monk. While walking on the streets of Kaliningrad in Russia, suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said,"Hi Moses!" Amazed and angry that an old lady had recognized him, he went back and dressed like a Muslim girl, covering his whole face leaving only the eyes. Again he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "Moses, nice meeting you again!" Confused and puzzled he asked,"But how did you recognize me ma'am?" The old lady laughed out loud and said,"Are you stupid or what? It's me Iwobi.

awww......I no fi laff abeg

If na Naija Snoop dog shade like that, everybody go don join hand abuse the guy taya, I trust my Naija people, even Snoop go don dey beg by now. We fit dey rubbish one another for home o, but for away we no dey carry last abeg.

blakid:
i know dt jawe my Sister, but we just have to keep trusting someone till we find the right man.

good of u

[quote author=omhor post=68171488]GOOD OF U

blakid:
i know dt jawe my Sister, but we just have to keep trusting someone till we find the right man.

god of u

[quote author=blakid post=68166038]Speak for yourself woman, if this stupid man is our current president, then Nigeria would have been in economic recession COMA with no hope of recuperating. Mind you, i'm not a suppoter of Buhari's Administration, but he has atleast given us something to rely on "HOPE".[/quote


Blakid all of them are the same, power mongers!

NwaAmaikpe:


Brand new kwa? That thing looks like an oven-baked resprayed stolen car.

Bad belle

Oh, Nigeria I weep for thee!

RIP

donstan18:
This advice is a big SCAM to humanity.


Mystery is attractive, but won't be attractive whenever it's gotten, this means that even if he eventually marries you, when he gets the sex(mystery), it won't be attractive to him anymore, which might lead him into cheating because the only thing that attracted him to marry you was the sex(mystery) and he has gotten it from you, that's why sex mustn't be the attraction to a man.

A lady who can keep a man can keep a man, be you a prostitute or not, if you are smart enough to keep a man, you'll definitely get married sharply, that's why we sometimes see the bad runs girls be the ones to get married quickly.

Deny your man sex and watch him get it from a side chick, keep denying him sex and watch him learn more on how to cheat, even if he ends up marrying you, he'll still continue his cheating ways you made him learn when you were denying him sex.

I wonder why people even think giving/denying a man sex will make him marry you, just try and have COMMON SENSE and he will marry you, just SENSE, that's the most important thing.

-A virgin who can't keep a man can't get married.
-A non-virgin who can't keep a man can't get married.

Denying a man sex can't guarantee marriage.
Giving him sex can't aswell guarantee marriage.

Sex is not a challenge to men,not atall.

One of the biggest challenge for men is being unable to get a good woman, not sex.

Thumbs up for you.......on point. Gbam!!!

OP you nko, you fine? Abeg!!!

If football should send good .footballers to heaven, this guy should be one of them

Did I just hear her say "the original IBO girl"?

The Leo guy look cool, but not dressed like a banker though.

Biety:
Shut up ur mouth u bloody liar.
Who's expecting u to say the truth before?
We know forgery is a shameful thing but just promise us u'll never do such again and we'll forgive u.

You talk as if your head is in the toilet. Hediot.

ouzo1:
They look malnourished

U not better than any of them. You u ugly thing. Bad belle oshi. sshwww

Alaji Tekno hairstyle Sef dey make me laff seff ;DAlaji Tekno hairstyle Sef dey make me laff seff

11. Those who stylishly beg you to help them deposit some money by giving you their deposit slip and the money wrapped into it then wait for you to collect the pink copy.

12. Those that beg you to help them to fill in the withdrawal/deposit form by giving you the details written on paper with smile on his\her face saying "ise omo mi".

13. Those that walk up to you and ask " pls bros\sister are you the last person on the queue? or " errr sister \bros pls am behind o"

14. Those that walk into the banking and walk straight to the A.C to cool their body.

The moment MFM G.O supported the tithing issue I stopped paying tithe. Payment of tithe is not by force but if u wish u can pay just follow ur mind. I will be paying tithe once in three months.

Sermwell:
Just thank God for your life! You don't have any idea the kinds of life struggles some people are going throughin life! May God help us all!

Amen oooo.
I even saw one post not quite long in NL about a guy, well dressed and cute guy he eventually hung himself along Ikeja road...things are happening these days, am even scared right now. May God help us oo. hmm

I like this guy's tolerance towards his emotions. I can't be in a relationship that will rob me of my peace of mind and sanity. I literally found out something recently , if your mind is not in Peace, you will make continuous mistakes at almost everything, and people around you will think you are insane. so that sanity and peace of mind is paramount. I will never let one guy or bobo to dribble out my joy in anyway. * I drop my pen*

Chai...I pity this girl o. Upon all these touching stories, some headstrong youths still refuse to come home, and this same issue of migrants keep popping up every year, I really don't understand this strong desperation in their minds, it saddens my heart. May God help Nigerian youths. Amen.