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MufasaLion:
No, it can't happen.

yes minister for entertainment

This one no be police mata...boys wey know this boys should torment them and there parents for there various residents

The school should be burnt down...

Winters23:
I made the above post last month after i made my first $1m working from home and many people doubted it and some say its impossible.

Many are poor because they have been caged in their little comfort zone (box actually)

Salary have never made anyone billionaire and only those who ontrols their destiny can be on that coveted list of billionaires.

I have doubled my net worth since the day i made the above post by the way...

Enjoy

That's how you will use your mouth and block your blessing oteh!

xxxscholar:
lol. This is a joke, right?

You can't take a phone with you to the embassy.

Yeah sure..you know we are overly serious here that's to cool off a bit

So this guy's phone rang at the embassy ..Disturbing America,Disturbing America

can these three ever work together am tired of hearing the same thing over and over again
@lalasticlala can you reach them biko

i have gotten my cert and transcript from the school but it got burnt

Dreadshy:
Ask for transcript ...

i have my transcripts already

This early morn you came to give someone a boner...and you are no where near now to deepthroat my d .....ilamina

i have a missing cert im a law graduate and i want to proceed to doing my masters what do you think i need to do?

OP u dan get belle be that but you no know

naturefellow:
If those are Sclater's guenon, then you just killed endangered wildlife species.

Congratulations. Keep it up!

i don see where lawyers grab there dress code

HNAUB alumni any day any time God punish NIGERIA who dem hep? baba find one sef employed hustle safe money japa Go do your masters.

Candidlady:
Are you going to eat 'em?

if yes! Can you also eat dogs?

if yes! What bout cats can you eat 'em

if yes! Then am sure you have eaten human beings before!

but you can do deepthroat

CuteTj:
Students are only allowed to work for only 20 hours a week and not a minute more. LLM or no LLM, you will most likely end up doing non formal jobs e.g cleaner, bartender, washer, kitchen assistant, deliveries e.t.c

My wife is a student in Stavanger and she got a job offer as a cleaner in Scandic Hotel. The work contract stated she was going to be paid 185.15 nok per hour ($20.35 as per today's exchange rate on google but I remember vividly it was $23 on that particular day she got the offer). Eventually, the job offer was withdrawn as they needed people on full time basis but my wife wanted part time.

What a student would earn will depend on the sector.

around how much will i be needing to prove my funding for an msc program and how many years is it in Norway

CuteTj:
@ Beolly



Getting a job shouldn't be a problem but there are going to be challenges (e.g. Not bearing a Norwegian name, poor or no Norwegian language skills). The ability to read /write and speak the language should make it easier to secure a job. Not possessing Norwegian language skills shouldn't be a problem for those in the IT and Hospitality sectors.

As I speak, the job market in Norway has a lot of job vacancies as pre-pandemic levels after serious job losses caused by the corona lockdown and entry restrictions.

How much can a masters student be earning while studying in Norway...LLM to be more precise

22o62021:
Tell her to come out make una discuss face to face


And don’t forget to remind her of sure 10 odds for guys

Like 4 correct score will do

confirm0:
Mehn, heart breaks seems to be like hell until you are over the person and you are now like, really? What was I thinking, I was bothered about this person lol.... Okay will be brief with mine

2018 she asked me out all said all sort of things to get my attention, and some months I gave in to give her a try though along the way I got attached lol, but am I an intiutive person who can predict what something maybe or what someone is doing behind me...She confirmed it that I am smart and intelligent in detecting lies and games women play... Because guys this girl is damn smart-manipulative, And I end up being right with an accuracy of 90%.... After some months I suspected this babe lol with my niggas, but kept cool and kept observing her, truth is if someone is cheating, no matter how they try to cover their tracks, there are some phyc subconscious pattern they follow and I know this.... Well fastfoward I went to my friends house one Saturday it was raining heavily though and all sort has an initutive person my mind told my friend must be in her house riding her, lol he's a Bleep boy though while I was the good guy, haha.... Well I ignored the thought because I was trying to work on my trust issues, not until I was passing by her area I saw the guy in a window that open and visible around their varander , he was coming downstairs and when he saw me he ran up, her compound is near a road so I was passing by lol, damn I told my self my instinct was right I just smiled and told my self well maybe he's just there too see her for something important(trying to motivate my self haha) not until my other nigger messaged me and told me that the guy they my girl house and they are fucking that her friend who was there told him and not to tell me anything but he had too, damn my legs where weak, mistake I made was that I made her felt how painful it was too me not knowing she's gonna take advantage of it lol women Sha, (you can't hurt an ocerthinker you just prove them right) I saw it coming I told my self.... I ended it lol, fast foward from all those games ex do play after break up lol childish things, she came back even after she had moved on and kept fucking my guys lol telling me she's misses me and want me back and how unique I am bla bla bla, you know am this kinda guy I prefer only a woman and I don't cheat but now ehn, I told her straight not interested agsin no emotions involved lol, and this days I don't know what wrong with me my emotions for love = 0.5% like I love with my brain rather than heart this days and am now used to females like It doesn't hurt any longer from all those attitude they give that hurt guys including cheating even though I ended the relationship on good terms to make peace with her because she was also a great girl though and very beautiful lol. But now i just flow with women no worries no feelings no jealously just cool with them and I also have this it is what it is it heart, well though I also took some decisions that hurt her like not connecting with her for some days because I love my hobbies than women, I am a programmer and drummer, and an introvert I need time alone to reflect and chill, so all of you still in the hurt trust me you will be fine las las cheers. I don't find women has rocket science any longer I can predict them by 85-95% accuracy, see guys if you want to understand them you have to understand how emotions work and affect the cognitive function of the female brain.... Forgot to mention that I cried bitterly this was a girl telling me about marriage eh haha calling me her husband all sort Omo chaii lol, now have learnt, even nairaland some other platforms were places I discovered no be only me dey this heartbreak hustle oh Omo lol I thought I was the only one it was happening too at first... And nairaland opened my eyes to some stuffs though I filter what I learn or exposed too on this platform

And also learn not to be attached!!!
if attached != true:
...save()
else:
...return "You are a gonna oh!!!"

omor pipo dey type oh

BigDick70inch:
She quit the relationship and went to be with another guy immediately I left for school.........

called me....... years later and narrated how the guy disflowered her,promised her marriage.....but he never did..........

I told her.......its okay,things happen and we could still be friends.......

But........since she wasn't ready for that and wanna be desperately back with me........

This year........makes it the 5th year i have been fucking her with no plans to wife.........even tho she thought she had found a fiancé already...........

Honestly.......am just practising my karmasultra skilla on her........when she's tired she will leave!!!

when you pregnant am you go know

Stanford University is offering full funded scholarships..hurry now..thank me later

Because affliction shall not rise the second time.

Predstan:
He didn’t attacked or questioned his belief. He stated the obvious. Do the right thing before asking God. God doesn’t do miracles, He perfects your hardwork

God doesn't do miracles...for real?
Y'all belittling God may he have mercy on all of you.

Chynwem:
Okay. It's Omega pro, will ask her of her rank and downliners. She dose both Omega pro and longrich

Just go with one oh ...VO don't want to hear that you are multitasking

Chynwem:
Yeah, that's why I'm lookingfor a suggestion on how to package it well

The name of the network and her rank..
Like she's a guider in mmm with 8 guiders as downliners ...because if you mention the network the VO will start asking for numbers

Did you tell your school that you are pregnant.

oluezekiel:
Unfortunately, he's not an antichrist.

Most times, we don't understand religion. That's why it is very easy for the so-called religious people to abandon the church/mosque and other religious activities after spending some years in western countries. They realised that the basic things they prayed for while in Nigeria require only their preparations and efforts.
I've met with people who were campus fellowship presidents and executive members while in Nigeria but have stopped attending church all together. All they do now is work, pay bills, exercise, etc and sleep.

Most people pray in Nigeria because things are not normal. So they believe everything requires some terrestrial powers.
We need a better understanding of religion.

PS.: I don't doubt the place of favor and mercy.

There's such a thing as sticking to your guns
Do you know the facts of this case before taking sides
If you are defending Twoods then mean it.
But your last sentence contradicted everything you have said ab initio.

Twoods you be anti Christ go rest

See the way you tackle small boy wey tell us say en tell VO say him promise him pa wey don die wen en dey sick say him so study pharmacy.
E be like you no know say you dey very vulnerable to en papa slap.
If God reason your matter ..with all your English you fi no smell U.S.A again even if you Don go there before .....in all things give God the glory

Marufahh:
So guys i’m new here and i got my visa denied on 9th of November in abuja .i was denied by a white male vo
Here is my transcript
Me:good morning
Vo:no reply
Vo:pass me your passport(he just took out my i20 n opened it)
V0:have you travelled before
Me:yes,I travelled to saudi arabia for pilgrimage
Vo: what the name of your school(I didn’t hear what he said at first ,then he repeated himself)
Me:wayne country community college
Vo:what course are you going for
Me:pharmacy (he wasn’t really looking at me,he was just typing on the computer )
Vo:why did you choose this course

Me: I chose pharmacy because when i was young I promise my late dad when he was serious ill that I would study pharmacy .....and so on
Vo:who would be sponsoring you
Me:my mum would be my sole sponsor
Vo:what deos your mum do
Me:shes a civil engineering,she has her own contruction n housing estate company (i was wanted show him documents,he just cut me off with hand and said i dont need see any document,he had this expression on his face and at this moment i was getting scared because what they say about the “dont give Vo” and how they act)
Vo:what is your highest degree
Me:i just finish my secondary school
Vo:when
Me:December 2020
Vo:December 2020?
Me:yes
Vo:what have you been doing since then
Me:i have been attending my A level class(hes still typing on the computer)
Vo: still typing
Me:i was just praying because that is when i saw only blue paper in front of him not even a single white paper ).
V0:will you return to nigeria(not still looking at me)
Me:yes I would,i plan to have my own pharmacy n help people when i get(this isn’t what I practiced tho but i was nervous,so i just saud what came to my mind
Vo:he typed for like 3 secs n then gave me the blue paper

I really dont know what i did wrong ,because i tried my best to be calm .also that day many people were rejected,i want you guys to advice me on what i did wrong before i reapply.All the transcript i have been reading are all masters students n i feel im the youngest here but i dont mind any kind of advice before my next interview

Your written English is terrible I pray your spoken is not like this because the VO can just hand you blue paper for that...since you are a fresh graduate coming from an English speaking country with such English.

TWoods:
The fact that you don't know what you did wrong makes it easy to dismiss you as an unserious student.

You clearly don't have a clue what course you were admitted for. Your school is a community college (2-year college), there is absolutely no way it offers pharmacy as a major. The major is pharmacy technology... basically, folks who assist store pharmacists take medication orders.

Also saying that you chose your course of study because of a promise you made to your dad makes your interview all the more silly.

https://www.wcccd.edu/academic/pharmacy_tech.html

I think he was going to say he promised his dad when he was seriously ill....
Emotion dey the game oh and na whitey him dey follow talk..my not-so-humble opinion.