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nwajesus12:
listen to I am love with the shape of you, that kinda vibing

Or "own it" by stormzy ft Burna and Ed

My man is about to spit fire

That 9mobile network just useless anyhow,

Like, NCC suppose to close the network...

Nn

Do yahoo naa

Boyooosa:
Small, the so called parents will come out to lie that they allowed their children to flee because of the threat they were receiving from the society....

Na so the thing dey go...

Na their lawyers job be that

They don't care about you guys.

Stvpid man

Nice

Solofresh2:
Those boobs though

Wetin Davido, Ifanyin and Peruzzi dan suck dry still dey enter your eyes

Bob. Onikure

Oyindamolah:

First to comment

Reality check before you sleep tonight:

The current crypto market won't be this hot forever.

You see the market is volatile and people are printing money? I have been online long enough to know that the heat will eventually die of.

More people getting into crypto has its good and bad sides.

The good side is that crypto will generally get more accepted.

The bad side is that the more people, the less opportunities for easy gains.

The real profit centres will be far from the reach of normal people.

So while I do support the message of "oh let's simplify crypto for everyone", here's a message for those already in the game:

Make hay while the sun shines.

Learn now massively so you can get your profits stacked up.

Opportunities like this don't come everytime.

Wagmi ♥️

I am currently teaching people for FREE about crypto

You can send me a mail kemiadeshinaoyindamola@gmail.com

Good morning

There are lots of Cryptos flying around, if everyone are to join the crypto environment, there are lots of Cryptos to serve every one

People are just shameless, choking us online with their family problems, we have our to deal with too we can't just bring what suppose to be settled offline online, so that's why our family bond is still strong compare to you lots that always post bullshits about your families online. So did you all now believe that when you make loud of something there are some evil forces on ground to crash that something

Loba finish

If you have other options, you can leave it, but if you don't, just take it for now and use it to hold body

US should change change from their sinful ways, they should eradicate abnormal marriage, abnormal genders.

And they won't be experiencing bad things from nature again.

All these disasters are due to irritation caused by the abnormal citizens of US and their government.

Omihanifa:
Damage control

No be only stallion nah monster

Why the lady no kuku talk say Johnny sins dey learn work under FFK

Lol. I no know wetin that old man wan dey sabi knack again, he wan make he get heart attack on top pussy

mekuso89:
Ok guys I caught this (Ukpara in igbo) resting on my Shirt I hunged outside

So I decided to snap it and upload here.

in Igbo we called it ukpara

What do you people call it in your various languages And also the correct English name for it?.

Lakalaka in Yoruba

Pointnoire:
Source: https://prnigeria.com/2021/12/10/fact-check-white-helicopter/?fbclid=IwAR3j8_xXX2nfemo_JcF927z9HI__uuJLEFzrqauh8IVBuy8cFLxkmgcZA7k

See previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6889095/video-chopper-exchanging-items-bandits

Stupid post, you are sitting down in your house doing research online looking for evidence on search engines...

Instant lobotomy to the writer of this bullsh!ts.

Affiliatecopy19:
Hello All!

I have an Affiliate ebook with comprehensive video training and bonuses I risked to purchased for 50k early this year just because i wanted to change my life and it's worth it but I haven't started practicing yet because my laptop got faulty and I do not have enough money to start paying for ads to get subscribers.

The whole process was like using money to get more money.

I want to give it out for 2,500 naira.....

Note: There's a lot of proofs that I bought the package(my receipts) and proofs that I have the package to avoid every form of doubt.

Please, buy from me. I don't want to beg on nairaland, that is why I am selling something.

I'm in my final year in the university and I don't have money for my project which would be due for final submission in the next few month.

Please, Rich Nairalanders, buy from me with love.

The training package comes with:

(1) Over 200 bonuses apps you can use as incentives for your prospective subscribers.

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God bless youuuuuu.........

Well, this is CORPORATE BEGGING

richeeyo:
Sometimes its safe to say that gender no get sense

It's a safeguard word to qualify them

zolajpower:
Oya reward am oo. White money and Lekan to follow

They should split the money 50/50 no cheating

Hope the guy no be sakawa boy

Chai

Cheating

Lol

Na so he just take people's money go abroad like that

Make all these people stfu jare

EnemyofGod22:
I'm Planning To Lay Claims To My Baby Girl My Girlfriend Gave To Another Man.

Here is my true life story
My name is Samuel, from Benue state, Idoma language.

Last year November 2020 I met this girl from Akwa Ibom state, we both live in pH, before I woo her, I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no. She told me that her boyfriend broke her heart, they are no longer together. I said okay, I love her and I want her to be my girlfriend which she said yes, she loves me too, from that day on we became friend. On 9th of November, I invited her to my house which she came, we had great time together, we had malaton sex that day, each day by day our relationship growing stronger.

Fast forward to December Christmas day, I called her to come to my house, she told me she's going to her elder sisters house to assist her prepare Christmas food, I said okay, then after Christmas on 27 December she came to my house we again had great time together. She stayed in my house for four days before she went back to her house.

One day I visited her in her house, I met her with a guy, they are almost fighting each other. Immediately she saw me she left the guy and met me. I asked her who the guy is? She told me it was that her first boyfriend, She said the guy nearly beat her because of me. She again said the guy is angry with her because of me. I said okay if she love the guy let them continue their relationship, she said no, it is me she loves and she can't continue the reletionship with him. She told me we should go to my house that night which we went to my house, one thing lead to another, we had great sex till day break.

Fast forward to January

On second week of January this year, she came to my house and told me that she missed her period. I took her to pharmacy and did some tests and the result came out she is pregnant. She asked me what is she going to do with the Pregnancy? I told her to keep the Pregnancy, but she said no she's going to abort it, then I told her if she has ever done abortion before she should not try this baby because it will going to back fire on her, she confessed said yes, she has done one abortion before, but what I told her now really entered her and she will not abort it again.

On the 3rd week of January, she came to my house and said I'm not the one responsible for her pregnancy. I was mad at her, I was thinking she was joking, but she said she is serious about it. Then I asked her who is responsible for the pregnancy? She told me that it was that her first boyfriend that is responsible for it. I asked her how is she sure it was that guy that got her pregnant? When on November, December and January we do have sex almost every day? And again I took her to one private hospital and did some normal test, the result came out she was pregnant from first week of January that day as she saw the result she said she is confused about the whole thing.

On first week of February, I was already prepared to take her to her parents for introduction and possibly pay some bride price, only for her to come to my house and insist that the boy responsible for her pregnant. One thing I discovered is that, the boy is financially stable than me, that's why she chose the boy over me and the boy's mother has hospital according to her, while my own parents are in the village.

Despite the fact she claimed I'm not the one responsible for her pregnant she is still coming to my house we do have sex, and bath together and eat together she keep telling me she loves me. I asked her if she truly love me as she said why did she carry my pregnant give another man? She said the woman always has the final said who give her pregnant.

Fast forward On MAY, that is, the pregnancy was 5months, she came to my house midnight I asked her why did she come to my house? She said she had misunderstanding with the guy and the guy is threatening to beat her, she went straight to my bed and lie down, removed all her clothes naked and said let air touch her, I told her what she is doing is not good if she knows truly the pregnant is not mine, why is she coming to my house and lie down naked? I tried as much as possible to send her away but she refused to go and kept telling me she loves me.

She asked me which baby do I like her to born? I told her, baby boy, she again asked me which name do I like to name the baby? I name him (OCHE) OCHE means King in Idoma language, every day we keep calling each other and when I called her, I always called her mama OCHE which she does called me back baba OCHE.

Some time I do send her some money to take care of herself.

To cut the long story short, she gave birth in September, but unfortunately it was a baby girl she born. The day she born, the next day she called me and informed me about the baby, which she even snapped the baby and sent it to me on Whatsapp.

Before I forget, again on last Sunday of July midnight she came to my house, I asked her why did she come to my house with 7 months Pregnancy? She said her boyfriend make her angry and with annoyance she even told him he is not responsible for the Pregnancy, the guy is mad at her. When I was about to sleep, she started making move for sex, I stopped her several times but she refused keep trying until I fell for it, we latter had sex again.

Matured men and women in the house please advise me on what to do, because I'm planning to lay claim of the baby.

Sorry for so many typo,error in the write up.


mod please push this to front page.

Dem dan use sex do both of you .. una two be nymph abeg

Leverage2021:
What are they doing with #267b in a state that has half occupied terrorities by Boko Haram


This guy is the biggest fraud, he would just do some jamboree for sensational headline and no one would ask about that huge money

To settle bandits with ransom

Lumig:

It's happening all over. Crypto needs to be regulated, safeguarded, and be under the government's control otherwise... It will be a potent tool in the hands of terrorists and criminally-minded

So that the government can spoil everything, or don't you know government is an institution full of both incompetent, leechers and all manner of bad things of life.

So always know that everything that government touches always turn to dust.

While some erudite and great people are busy trooping to be greater people, some useless and abominable people are busy joining the government.

Or, is government houses not full of touts and hooligans?

Femmyfestus:
I dont know her. she is not an actress or maybe a fake one. Oh sorry, a clitocurrency miner actress

I don't get it, na only she waka come?

She been bully since childhood costing her spilling in a semester, now she is being bullied in her adulthood again.

Like, there must be something wrong with that girl