₦airaland Forum

SarkinYarki:
What nonsense, so Russia should allow you supply the enemy with weapon? All supply lines are legit target in war

Read very well.


Well, if them born Putin well, make he attack any NATO convoy.

Michelle70:
because they are criminals doesn't mean people can't find them attractive, the average Nigerian youth or 50% are a criminals by nature

No one is a criminal until they are convicted, so where you get your own 50% statistics is somehow.

It's mid night and heavy rains and I hear the sound of glass breaking and my car horn....

Picked up my phone touch and a stick, ran straight to my dad's room to get the main door key, opened his room door; and boom.....I saw @$@$$#@$$2@#$_@.

The really annoying thing is that I froze for like 3 seconds with touchlight in hands (wasn't with my glasses so really didn't see well) until my mum screamed at me to get out.......I feel so embarrassed and how do I get that image off my head......

It's my bad habit of not knocking before entering that put me in this situation but you can't blame me......am in my 20s and have never seen my Nigerian parents intimate with each other plus I was raised in a semi Deeper Life family so am sure you understand how shocked and embarrassed am currently feeling.

Just had to share this anonymously on Nairaland probably to get it off my chest......

Don't worry, you are not at fault for knocking, your parents are, they should have instilled a great discipline in you but nah,

So what have been seen can never been unseen.

So you have to live with that.

Michelle70:
they have some killer shape but they are not finer than the ones outside, zoom in and look at their faces, they are fugly

Yeah, they are not really good looking just their shape.

But, they're criminals why would people find them attractive self?


Like, they always literally dress to kill.

Uhm

At least she will rest for long

what does he know?

Happy purging in advance

Wo. We are still using 4G, economy no good to dey buy any 5G

Their loss

Jjj

Zonefree:
Late 30s could be 38.
Say the girl is 20. Her mum gave birth to her at 18.

Why asking her age? Is 20 not old enough for marriage? Or giving birth at 18 is a sacrilege in your village?

It means you can be knacking both the mama and daughter, since you will be the one to pay their bride price.

CatANDratTHEORY:
He claimed that there's no heaven and hell but contradicted himself by saying that heaven is on earth.

He's kinda confused.

If heaven is on earth, then where is hell?

You should understand better, since heaven is a place where people can be free and enjoy their afterlife, so he meant they can have that on earth and hell is on earth too, with the suffering and agonies on earth,

Why are people are angry now? They don't want you blacks to come and die for them and you guys are still lamenting.


They don't want to have black Ukrainians like black Americans in their country...

They want all whites Ukrainian.

NwaAmaikpe:





The name of that snake is Echieteka.
When trained well, it makes a good pet but a very bad meat.

Amongst all the snake species to eat, this one tastes the worst, at a point you can't tell if it's plastic Tilapia you are eating or a Wall Gecko.

But when cooked with the spice from Indomie Noodles, it can confuse your brain to think it is an underaged catfish you're eating.

I always love seeing your comments, I'm a great fan

paulolee:
this guy eeh, i know say na person papa dey catch cruise for nairaland like dis o...my mind de tell me say u go serious with life pass this ur nairaland madness...

I always love seeing his comments thou

The top bank and the employee are both useless.

Friendly fire

Aah

E be like say, Buhari is about endorse Osinbajo in disguise.

APC zoning presidency to SW, if Atiku should be the flag bearer of PDP, i bet SW won't win the presidential election and SE, might be reluctant to vote for SW self, cause they believe they deserve the ticket but Nigeria is afraid of their Biafra agenda.

I once saw one tool that looks like a small basket like this, na anti snoring, i don't know if it works sha

Your melanin forcing out

Hehe

Chai . When helpers go locate me too like this? Ern

FavourWrites:
Vascular dementia is for old people with multiple strokes, right?

But I'm still a nineteen-year-old girl.

I have been expecting your call since yesterday, you didn't call me, why?

Eyan Fidel Castro

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na people like una de make me BLAST pesin left leg wit my old KALA 4 FREE...




WAITING DE WORRY U!


70yrs OLD MAN!


U NO 1 GET SENSE..



Infact I don LOAD enough BULLET 4 my KALA..



ABEG send me ur LOCATION..


I ONE COME SETTLE SOMETHING...


WTF MAN!

Help us knack am kala wotorporously

godliman:
The Chinese adage that God is with the army with the largest soldiers is about to be proved wrong

God is on the side of army with the highest artillery

Hehe