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ChristianNorth:
Which one is Ibada again?

lilianofentse:
If this makes Frontpage I'll deactivate this account. Quote me

Drabeey:
See this foolish bread seller wey God helped to fame, one marketer don dey fvck you now you think you can jilt someone who suffered with you, i even heard the guy was the one who bought her the tray she used to hawk bread. Let me tell you something Orisaguna or what that fvck name your useless papa name is..... You are going into oblivion soon. Mark my words ashawo, omo ale jatijati.

Guys you can now see these useless hoes aint loyal , as a matter of fact they are going to leave you for a rich guy as soon as they are above you!

Ask yourself, Tee-bliz no try for that ashawoo smelling pvsy called Tiwa? Now it is Orisadasewo JumoDO .


God will definitely make that your fame burn in flame. Oloriburku omo ale.

Iamleaving:


Great men and women who I heard have left nairaland never return, never miss their time. The likes of @Nwamaikpe, Pocahontas, etc left not because of contempt but because of they outgrew the MODs.

My time on Nairaland is gradually winding down. My mission is completed. I have fought the good fight. I have learned from everyone. A man cannot remain in a place forever. If given the opportunity, I will be making my final submission to everyone and my 320 followers after the unblocking of my original account @Richdad50.

I have written nuggets that reach millions of people worldwide without much ado but here, I have been blocked repeatedly for uncountable times. Free speech is not free here. Believe me.

One of the things I discovered that have prevented Nairaland from moving to the sphere of recognized social media sites is the MODs. They are thin skinned and a bunch of spoilt kids who know nothing but banning. Easily provoked and consequentially disruptive to a flow. They lack modern initiative and ideas to move beyond the wrench. Nairaland has the capacity to become a reference like Twitter and Facebook in Nigeria but will never be in this current system and style.

Like hawks, they are coming for this account to delete. They never take criticism and believe in their heart they are doing you a favor alas, it is the other way round. They will delete this in a few minutes but they can never delete your mentions.

Richdad

Englishgold:
Nigeria pastors have turned comedians

allytinted:
Those of you forming oral English..until you stop pronouncing God as guard..your prayers will continue to go straight to security men

JasonScoolari:
I don’t owe any girl orgasm, once i cum i cum. We both started the same time.
I’ll leave the dick for you sha, if you like ride it, bend on it, jump on it, it’s your problem, hustle for your orgasm.

I can't come and kill myself because I want to go 2hrs on top of a pussy.

safarigirl:
I really battked with Eucharia on the list....wanted to include her, even if it was in worthy mentions, but never got around to doing it.


There are so many of them, not just her. Uche Osotule, Ayo Adesanya, Rita Nzelu, Victoria Inyama, even the lead actress from Nneka the Pretty Serpent, I thought of her as well, but I had to choose a few.

Can't modify the post at this point

Wolexyoshi:
A government school. What a pity. What a country.

nwakaibeya1:
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Dacronym:
Is Freeze a Jehovah's Witness now

Dacronym:
What Is the Birthday Correlation there tho? I don't really get it

obembet:
Opp, I will empty my account for you if this thread no enter FP.

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To a ba poku ni popo, alaye lon dahun

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MyVILLAGEpeople:
Smh
These crooks ( But APC or PDP) are just playing Ludo with the Nigeria Masses. Even Atiku won't be able to do much if he eventually becomes president. The same promises every four years. We need revolution not all these empty promises by failed crooks.

Axialcompressor:
God made the rule and we must follow God’s word. As a woman can you have side nigga? The answer is no. But a man can have side chick anytime because men can marry many wives, women can’t

lalasticlala:
This picture stands out.

Here is a picture President Buhari and Atiku Abubakar snapped at the signing of Peace Accord today.

What's your best caption?

AuroraB:
I don't understand Yoruba anymore

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

Donald95:
Her name is Amuuche

In Igbo, Amụ means Pus.sy

Uche means Brain.

In other words, She used her Amụ to twist his Uche. That girl is something else.

BTW Yoruba and Fraud is like...

Varys:
Another Roma loading.

Facebooker:
No, She's not. I'm the one collecting that steady royal cock on a platter of gold.
Sometime I wish I can reward my pussie, considering how strong and elastic it is and how much broke times it has saved me.

shammahyaro:
The guy is so cute sef

mattyobrian:
then they'll drop you like hot dodo when they're at d top. B wise when helping some so called friends who'll just use you for their selfish interest