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Yorobastard:
So wat does igbominna means....yeye

FriedPlantain:
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

Yeske2:
The scarcity is biting harder, no queues before but since two days ago Onitsha isn't finding it easy

Pipsland78:
...a diplomat? For real? Now I understand why the police didn't believe him and had to beat him for 'lying'.

himkers:
This people and jazz..... so because of fuel, this driver was jazzed and killed so the fuel queue will move faster??

Y***** people been jazzing themselves since the time of Awo

boynigeria:
"I Love You" and "I'm in Love With You" what is the difference?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Blame it on Buhari
I love transformation
I hate "change"

FriedPlantain:
This is animal brutality, why was the snake mobbed and killed by these uncivilised eggheads!
The murder of this poor creature begs for more questions than answer
Did the snake bite anyone?
Did the guy die?
What was the snake's offence to have been murdered in cold blood like that?
How long has the cobra been living in that hostel with them.
Could it be that the cobra (most likely a female) digs one of the students and slithered to his bed to profess her love for him only to meet her untimely death in the hands of this unruly savages.
Where are the animal rights activists when you need them in this country?


FriedPlantain

RickRichards:
If I'm in a good mood I'll just stand up and let them fight over the seat cos I love to see people fight; but if I'm in a bad mood, I'll beat all of them for daring to eye my temporary throne. I kid you not.
NB: For the beating, the injured guys crutch should come in handy. I will beat the old woman first, then the zombie guy, then the mother and child, I'll beat the injured guy last cos he owns the crutch: I'll first thank him for allowing me to use it as a weapon, I'll act like I want to give it back. Once he stretches out his arm to take it...I'll smash it on his head. Hehehe

OAM4J:
@OP

Allow GMB to run his government and work with people he chooses. We all can judge his performance and the people with him after.

Everybody (The Good, The bad and the Ugly) has his/her usefulness. It depends on how and where GMB will make use of Tinubu.

Dont take Panadol over what is probably not giving GMB an headache.

malele:
Tell that to ur fashola that commissions only jetty

sheymaziggy: Bitter truth bro, dis propaganda started with gej pdp. dey created d ethnic line as an excuse for dere inability to govern well, dey spread d propaganda to gullible SE, dat dey are criticized because dey frm d minority, SE don't want to believe criticism is a norm in democracy due to d gej/pdp propaganda, gullible people. Its a known fact that Yorubas are d greatest critics cos we more open minded and neutral in ethnic politics, that's y d greatest critic of OBJ regime was Yorubas, even when OBJ was building infrastructures nd bringing in telecoms as one of his achievement, we Yorubas criticized him dat he didn't do any policy to affect nigerian directly.When everybody called him a monkey, there was nothing like y are u yabbing our own, even after d debt cancelation Yorubas still criticized him o, so who is gej that we shouldn't criticise. OBJ is still more abused Dan gej, u knw what it is to call someone a monkey. Smh
During the turai/gej saga when his people couldn't support him, tunde bakare one of d most hated man in d ibo kindom (a Yoruba man) lead d battle with other prominent people to save d clueless weakling bigot president, where were d ibos, dey were no where to b found. Dey were only fighting on naira land while d Yorubas u call coward were demonstrating on d roads, ur gej was just doing Sidon dey look
Now ibos says we are parasites, I really dnt knw who d parasites is o always kissing gejs butt, dey are doing follow follow, nt one shame dey got, dey kissing d ass of an ijaw man common ijaw, Smh, dey all believe gej would take dem to d promise land.
Take it or leave it, Yoruba would always b a strong critics of a bad gov if other tribes ate coward to say d truth, Yoruba would nt, we are liberated thinkers . we don't care if it's our tribe we would still criticise
If OBJ dat cleared our debt, telecoms, nd increased civil servants pay was heavily criticized, who is gej not to b criticized. Even d fight d ibos are fighting am sure ss people would b wondering what is in for dis ibos.

1025: i don't know between other nigerians outside and the ones on nairaland who are easy to manipulate.
nigeria is on over N8t debt over a short while and okonjo iweala sometime ago said nigeria is broke. nobody has enough money to pay ASUU. N32 was suddenly added to fuel price to create more money for stealing and as we are speaking, N500B is missing from the sure p money. jonathan has employed lying birds like maku, okukpe and a host of other shameless things to attack men and women. a group is threatening to expose 242 govt officials who are using bullet proof cars and all these are our public funds.
nobody is asking this okukpe liars association of aso rock the sources of these funds.
nobody is asking how politics has become the most lucrative business in nigeria.
it is a shame and what i see on nairaland makes me feel more shame.
in democracy, opposition is legal and they are called watch-dogs. they make the govt to always be careful with what they do. the opposition work day and night to expose the weaknesses of the govt and by so doing, the govt tries her best to deliver but what do we have hear? once anyone asks question, wow, he is a thief, a betrayal and ants and pigs will form groups to attack that one and by so doing obtain govt illegal and criminal contracts. it is a shame.
we are not ripe for this shameful display that we call democracy.