₦airaland Forum

Abugab:
Simple matter.
Girlfriends are many out there
Wives are are scarce.

Comfortability for a young man now is even a problem cos ladies want comfort so much these days they don't want to break a sweat.
Call it money love instead of true love.
It's a difficult thing these days for the unmarried guys out there

some men too do not show love to thier wives or girl friends.if they do they they wont be the serial cheater they are known for.some are inconsiderate that after the woman finish just finish giving birth, they wiill begin to loose in the womaan becos they is no longer the lekpa theywanted.its a two way.... u guys keep complaining about women being gold diggers but i m surprise tht the kind of young men we women come across these days are equally gold diggers ,maybe due to the harsh nigeria economy i do not know.abeg u guys should not lebel all girls as gold diggers...in my life all my phone i have been using from my uni days till date have been bougt by me.....i do not ask for money becos i d embarrass easily especially when my the person turns me down.. so guys pls let us be and stop the steereotypeing Nigerian women.

Rooneyboy:
U'll never know how difficult it is to get a decent lady .

Having a "girlfriend" is pretty easy buy a "wife material" is one of the biggest challenges confronting men that r ready to settle down.

The women are also complaining that it is difficult to get a good husband material these days. we have that problem too. so many men these days are lazy and materialistic just like the women you guys complain about. so which way Nigeria men and Ladies

pansophist:
Ever wonder why divorce between gay men is extremely low compare to heterosexual divorce? Justsaying

Women, una get wahala abeg. I remember when I asked a girl out in Nigeria and to my surprise, I was made to realize that I am responsible in paying the bills. Na girls with this mentality you want make I carry as wife? Mbanu

are you Gay?...this your comment has nothing to do with the topic on ground.It is between heterosexuals and not homosexuals..abeg carry your homosexual comment out of here.you cant even come out to sey you are one you would rather hide under this topic to justify their union.gay

dlux:
Who wants to commit to the kind of ladies we have in the society today? 90 percent of them won't add value to your life. Deduct from your account & think fucking u is a huge favor when they give it to a higher bidder anyway. How many babes will visit their bf house & cook with their money, do his laundry or fall in love with a broke guy with prospects? Shey after we hammer them think say we go easily forget? Many are called but few are chosen. Most of these ladies have slept with married men, random dating & seek refuge where they did not invest. Yes men disappoint but your best bet on getting a husband is building a relationship & being submissive. Invest your time & make a few sacrifice if the guy is nice. I no say make u sponsor am ooo.

So because few ladies are guilty of this act should not give you the reason of tagging almost all the ladies in a bad light, 90% you said? .Oga, abeg change your mind set toward us abeg. We are still the once that you will still finally end up with.no matter how long you remain single..sey you won stay alone as bachelor for life? ...no problem continue enjoying your single hood and visiting all the clubs and bars as usual while your friends would have settled very well into their family life and grooming grown up children in a well establish home.Women will stay away from men that have your kind of thought because trust will never be in your mind toward your partner which is the bedrock of every relationship and marriage.You too have issues.purge your mind of all your hatred and malice for women

ireneony:
why are u so pained

I AM SURE HE IS RECOVERING FROM A TERRIBLE HEART BREAK I THINK.

Caseless:
no country would allow such to happen on their soil.

Abi? thesame thing happened in Nigeria.I think our African leaders are getting wiser.They just realized that ICC is out to target only African leaders.

Please Doctors in the house...what will be the fate of this young man.will he still be able to -perform in bed as usual or be able to still father a child? this looks like he is doomed already in that this regards.

Megaphone:
either this guy is a jokin or something else. see what he postedin 2013-

Good morning Nairalanders and thanks all for ur wonderful time here. Pls I will need u guys/ladies to assist me here. I currently have a visiting visa to d US (B1/B2 category) and someone told me it is possible to change the status of the visa to student in d USA. Meanwhile the person does not ve a clue how she can help bt told me she has heard it done b4 in d US. Pls I will like people that ve either done this before or that ve heard or can be of help to comment on this. I will greatly appreciate all suggestions. Thanks and God bless everyone. God bless nairaland

now youre already a naturalized citizen abi?

GBAM.....a food for taught.

WINDSOW:
Bros,u need 3 days fasting + hot prayers.
Those Witch for Ur village wan finish u rau rau.
Them wan remote u come naija make them jst complete ur mata.
If u like come. OYO

This your post got me laughing to the ground.hahahaha!Nairalanders, una too funny. kai!!

KLMN:
PEOPLE BEWARE OF RESORT SAVINGS & LOAN BANK PLS. They are the most dubious and dangerous bank to bank with in Nigeria. In fact, they are no more liquid. If they get hold of your money, to release it when needed, you will have to do thanks giving, if at all they release it to you.
The management of Resort Savings & Loans PLC can anything for you to forget your money with them.


Resort Savings & Loans PLC refusing to release some of my friend, the Federal Mortgage Bank of Nigeria (FMBN), Loan, disbursed to them since September 2014.
They only went ahead to pay the five (5) ICPC staff among the batch (Batch 54 of FMBN), after they were invited for interrogation by the ICPC.

Every attempt made to request for the money always succeeded only with excuses from them. They are always looking for reasons why they should not release the money (loan).


The Batch 54 consist of fourteen in the batch, Resort Savings paid five (5), and left with the nine (9) to be paid.
I believe they have been trading with our money. They went and fixed the money in a fixed deposit account.

If they know that the people have not met the conditions for the release of the loan, why did they ask the FMBN to disburse the money to them.

Please, shine your eyes. Don’t bank with them. Don’t take your money there.

Please this report is not true. Some NHF customers have been going on social media to complain about their inability to access the money that was disbursed to them from Federal Mortgage Bank of Nigeria.

We will like to inform our NHF customers that we have received some disbursements from Federal Mortgage Bank, these funds are currently with our correspondent bank. However, we have been unable to disburse to the developers because the properties are not fully completed or are in the final stages of completion as directed by Federal Mortgage Bank.

As a mortgage bank, we take pride in the fact that our well trained professionals work hard for the benefit of our customers and certain stated agreements have to be met by the Developers to enable us disburse the NHF funds.

Finally, we want to assure our customers that once the Developers meet their agreed obligations we will instruct our correspondent bank to disburse funds to the Developers.

Thank you.

Born2eatPussy:
This lady is very ugly.
I won't fork her with someone's dick.
I will not also fork her for free

are you sure...except that your kini is weak

Dharniel:
Being gay or a lesbian are personal decisions, while should d gov't enact a law against this. Wetin concern them, there are cases of national security, embezzlement and others am hand, so pleas let them be.

N/B: i ain't gay.

yes you are gay.your kind like to hide under the umbrella of fighting for Gays right while you are also involve in it.

Menobista:
This is my first time on Nairaland and am happy to be here.

you are most welcome.

abinsco25:
Fulani will always continue to rule us as long as the south west, south east and south south regions failed to be one.

The South South and the South East are ONE.it it only the South West that is always divided.Always doing the same mistake of aligning themselves with the Hausa Fulanis WHO always dump them at the end of the day.I tire. Awolowo did it..they dump him, Abiola did it they betrayed him using his own people..now Tinubu don put them back in power..they are now trying to push him aside. haba!!

Hahahaha!! nairaland people; Una no go kill me with laugh.I Thought you guys used to say exp presido Jonathan was a dulland, clueless that is not polish enough to be a president. and that Buhari is more eloquent than Ex Presido...only sai baba, sai Buhari i dey hear that time..Now na, Buhari's accent is a national embarrassment, Buhari is a dullard Baba, Snail Baba. etc. NAIRLANDERS...I HAIL UNA.

Hahaha...GOOD ONE South Africa. Dont mind this Oyibo people, Na only Africa leaders this yeye western countries sabi persecute.Let them start with American Former president George .W Bush for his war crime against the people of Iraq then we can start cooperating.Bunch of Hypocrite.

The President of the Nigerian Bar Association, Mr. Augustine Alegeh (SAN), has said the emergence of Senator Bukola Saraki as the Senate President is not illegal.

About 51 senators of the All Progressives Congress had, on Wednesday, threatened to go to court to challenge Saraki’s emergence.

However, Alegeh told our correspondent during a telephone interview on Thursday that Saraki’s emergence as Senate President was a moral issue and not a legal one.

An APC senator, Barnabas Gemade, had said that the 57 senators that were present when the election for the Senate President took place were not enough to pick a new leadership of the Senate.

However, Alegeh said the 57 senators that were in the chamber when the election of Saraki took place were enough to form a quorum. He explained that having formed a quorum, the decision taken at the time was binding on the Senate.

He said, “Inaugurating the National Assembly is considered as an ordinary business and for an ordinary business, the requirement of a quorum is one-third. So, legally, there was a quorum. You can argue from a moral perspective but legally, it is in order.”

He said, “The general election was held in March/April and we are in June. There was enough time for the party to meet with the lawmakers and agree on all these issues. Why wait till the last minute?

“We must understand that if a time had been fixed for the inauguration, one would expect that all those who want to be inaugurated, given the importance of that event, should have arrived on time. The Clerk of the National Assembly, who is in charge of determining such, said there was a quorum. It will be difficult for me to fault that.

“We must understand that the National Assembly belongs to the entire country and parties from both sides are members of the Assembly. So, for a meeting of one of the parties to lead to the closure of the Assembly would be unfair.”

“There is a need to have respect for institutions. If the Senate was having an inauguration, other people should respect that fact and schedule meetings appropriately. The day for the inauguration of the House is a very important day in a democracy.”

The senior advocate said the incident showed that the National Assembly was becoming increasingly independent.

He said the fact that Saraki emerged Senate President against the wishes of his party did not imply that Saraki would fail.

He said, “The APC were very active in aiding Aminu Tambuwal to become Speaker in 2011 even though the PDP wanted somebody else. And if you look at the performance of Tambuwal, you will find it admirable to a large extent. He was not impeached and there were hardly any threats of impeachment. He had a handle of the House even though he was not the favoured candidate of the party.

“The lesson to learn is that the legislature is becoming increasingly independent of the party and the executive.”

The NBA president said now that elections were over, the National Assembly needed to be more united in order to deliver the change Nigerians demand.

He commended President Muhammadu Buhari for not interfering in the affairs of the legislature. He urged the APC to quickly resolve its internal conflict so as not to make the same mistakes that the PDP did.

He said, “The issue that led to some APC members joining the PDP should not be quickly forgotten.”

http://www.punchng.com/politics/sarakis-emergence-not-illegal-nba-president/

vision2050:
Even though I don't support how the election was conducted.
However, take a look at this;
Let us face fact on this matter and lay it to rest
as quickly as possible.
APC as a party is a coalition (call it
amalgamation if you like) of different political
groups, that is ACN, CPC, ANPP, APGA and
"NewPDP".
I think the problem is that Tinubu and those on
his side are failing to recognize this fact.
The ANPP block took the party chairman, CPC
took president and Vice President went to ACN.
The members of NewPDP felt that it is natural
that the Senate presidency should come to them
and that is why they did everything within their
reach to get the position of the senate president.
Mr. President is taking cognizant of this simple
gentleman agreement that is why he's not
reacting as some people expected.
I have heard some people saying that Tinubu toil
with his resources to build APC, the question that
came to mind on this is why did he not use the
resources for AC and ACN? The truth of the
matter is that every component in the coalition
complement each other, all of them stake
something in the project and they all should
benefit even APGA that is the smallest in the
group. Yes, Tinubu was mobilizing support for
APC in the southwest the same way Amaechi put
Rivers state on autopilot and concentrated on
driving members of APC across the country (he
personally drove the SUV that brought the
defected governors of PDP to Obasanjo's house in
Abeokuta and also drove El-Rufai to court in
Kaduna). Rochas Okorocha of APGA faced
possible rejection from his Igbo brothers, he
sacrificed that for APC.
It will be wrong and unfair to say others should
just go to sleep why Tinubu/ACN wing of APC
dictate what they get "bawo ni obo se se ori ti
inaki kose"?
Tinubu should just understand what belong to
everybody can not belong to somebody. If Tinubu
is not please with the turn of event he can go
back to his ACN where he will be the alpha and
Omega.
APC belong to everybody and not to somebody.
As a matter of fact what happened at the
National Assembly is one of the changes we
voted for.
Sai Buhari
Sai Osinbajo
Sai Saraki
Sai Tinubu
Sai APC

quite an objective piece of write up.You are the only APC supporters that still thinks well.

abdul123:
"There is no doubt at all that there is a strand in contemporary Igbo behaviour that can offend; by its noisy exhibitionism and disregard for humility and quietness"
.............Chinua Achebe.

true talk.they can be very loud and unnecessarily proud sometimes.

azpekuliar:
Well I want Fashola to be appointed Chief-of-Staff. I care less about Tinubu.

seconded

jayfolarin:
You were only made to believe that election was live. Election actually started 9am, the time scheduled for the meeting with PMB. Saraki is a fraud!

APC chieftains and their senators were still not at the inauguration venue as at 10:30am. They heard that Saraki has been sworn as SP, that was when they started rushing back.....were they expecting senators from other parties to wait for them till 11;00am or what ever time Mr Presido shows up for them to settle their in house party problems before the inauguration can commence?..Just because they happen to be the majority party..this is a mere show of arrogance from APC and the northern politicians showed them their magic, SERVE THEM RIGHT. Una think sey na Lagos Politic be this!! where you have your sycophant and ass licking supporters everywhere!!! .this is a national affair where you have goat wolf and sheep and trying to take advantage of any opportunity that they find vacant or unattended.

ruffDiamond:
One I know is DAT the jagaban wlll laff last and laff hardest he meant well for Nigerians and was only trying to shield buhari from traitor and back stabber like that low down dirty rattle snake bukOLE JUDAS SARAKI AND NOT ALL THIS. TRASH SPEWING son of bit ch vanquished slaves from Southeast abt godfatherism bolshi,t tinubu is EVERYTHING DEM FATHER DEAD ALIVE PRESEHT OR FUTURE CAN NEVER BE while we proud to continue vieying for best and highest possible position in the land and in world at large they prefer remaining as the SOUTHEND OF COW and u know wat DAT mean ?? the SHIT HOLE at least we got VP pray when was the last time ya all piece of SHIT biaFRAUDIANS produce anything close to DAT?? Piece of shi.t Cowtail y'all developing malignant tumor drinking panadol every hour over someone like jagaban whose profile is already set and rising albeit d temporary upset which he ll surely overcome and bounce stronger better and fight back like a wounded lion mark it when DAT funny looking SNITCH sarakii start falling e no go even see ground to land on that time he go remember James brown famous quote :PAYBACK IS A MOTHERPHOCKA let s keep our finger crossed time dey game just start

hahahahahaha..!!! the thing pain you.. no be small, I want you guys to know how it feels to be skimmed, betrayed and laughed at. hahahahaha! bad belle!!!. sey when you guys were enjoying mocking us the SS/ SE, it was called victory..how does it feel now to be given back your own bitter pill to swallow....is it bitter or sweet.....hmmmm!! let me answer it for you... , i think it must have been a very bitter pill.Lesson 101 do not do to others what you know you and your PARTY cannot tolerate or handle. POLITIC IS A DIRTY GAME THAT HAS BEEN PLAYED BY BOTH THE APC AND PDP. Take this handkerchief and wipe your tears, make you nor get HBP.PELE.

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[quote author=BuddahMonk post=34628125][/quote]The S.W actually started this hatred so we from the SE & SS are paying you guys back in your own coins ( especially the APC S/W) . you are talking of fighting back when the times come.You also mentioned that that the Yorubas have been very accommodating to the people of from these region because they reside in your state ( i m sure Lagos; see ehh ..my eeh dey pain me. you guys are beginning to sound like a broken record)..Mr man let me tell you that there is no state around Nigeria that you wont find a Yoruba man...have they ever carried their bags to their various state that they are being maltreated in their host communities/state?NO. This means that other state are also accommodating your brothers and sisters who have migrated there and have been there for a very long time and even doing very well..so my brother..no ethnic group has the monopoly of violence or deportation. don't even throw a stone in the market square because you don't know if it will end up hitting your relative.

iheanyiebeneze:
As a POLITICAL PUNDIT , i can authoritatively state that Senator Bukola Saraki will be impeached before the end of his tenure. Am sorry to say this but i must have to say it. We see the future from today. Goodbye for now.

hahahah!!.. then PDP will now be in charge of the senate seat.I don't think that is a wise decision.

jamaicanoshu:
They tricked the Christians by turning Jesus into a Jew. When the rich jewish baron seized the Guttenberg press they added on the book of John to the first books of the Bible. This was the first time Jesus was ever called a Jew.(2) They then wrote the first five books of Moses and called it the old testament. Thus tricking the Christians again into believing that the Old Testament was written before the New Testament. (3)They also wrote the Quoran in the 1900's and gave this to the Mohammedans thus Islam was born. The first five books of MOSES are in the Quoran as well.(4)They also wrote the Kebra Negast Ethiopian Holy Book. They wrote the Protocols of the rich barons(Protocols of Zion). They created Communism ,the French revolution, U.N and many other things. They are behind the homosexual push on Africa( POPULATION control must start in Africa even though black Africa only has 700 million of the worlds 7 billion population)

what the hell are thou saying? i think you forgot to take your pills today.

publicenemy:
Most people around the world hate Jews and I have always wondered and asked why and av been given too many flimsy reasons. Even though islam aknowledges and appreciates Jesus Christ as a prophet, Jesus Christ is Jew yet 95% of Muslims hate Jews...
The world lost 60million lives during the second world war, the Jews lost 6million. That's 10% of all lives lost even though they make up a very tiny minority of the worlds population and the war was only fought in europe.it pains me to see how much a nation is hated and despised so much and I still haven't got a reasonable reason for the hate.


Does anyone know why?

ARE YOU A JEW?

I expected Tinubu as a master of this game as accorded by his supporters to have been wiser. I think he got carried away with the big win and decided to dine with the Northerners with a short spoon. this people (Northerner) understand only one Language..."the desire to rule and not to be subdued" . NASS Inauguration was slated for 10am, you and 51 senators were not where to be found because there was a meeting with Mr Presido who didn' t even turn up...WHAT HAPPEN NEXT/ the northerners political magic. SS/SE/PDP S.W ARE WATCHING WITH OUR POPCORN and COKE AND SEE AS THE LOVE/ROMANCE BTW THE APC S.W AND THE NORTH UNFOLD

joelenesleek:
Today has been very interesting. Karma has been very functional. I made custard for the first time in my life for over a decade of trying. Don't give up on your Dreams.



Please how is Rotimi Ameachi?

He must have had his tale between his legg and gone into hiding when Buhari snubbs him by only going with Fashola and Fayemi to Germany.