₦airaland Forum

himee:
Covenant University is as it again and this time I am not keeping calm!

Please how can a school suspend final year students for not attending "Easter Youth Alive" program" for ONE year Where is that done? Is it on their curriculum? How many units does this program carry?

These students have barley two(2) or three (3) months to go before project defense and graduation, have exams coming up this week and the school wakes up and decides to suspend them for one (1) year? And what happens to the fees paid for the year? In this economic recession, parents should cough out close to a Million Naira again to pay fees

How many "churchy" schools have ever done this? None! Its only Covenant University! Is there no better punishment to give to these students than suspension for a WHOLE YEAR What culture are you trying to imbibe into these students? When they are suspended, will they go home and become better people? What are the lecturers and counselors in the school for? What are the various Bible studies or programs in the school for? Are they organized for just believers? Who did the church come for? Who did Jesus come for? Isn't it the sinners? What if after every sin we commit, our Almighty Father in Heaven decides to suspend us from this earth, where will we all be?

I should believe parents who take their children to such schools do so not just for academic purposes, but also for the spiritual aspect. Isn't that why they have a course titled "The Total Man?" Or what other reason is this course for, if not to build all students, particularly the erring ones to become better people? If not so, they should please enlighten us.

I think this time around, Covenant University has gone over board!

We will not keep silent again.

Please and please, we would appreciate if this is published. We have had enough of this!

Religion is giving bad image to Christianity!

Homeboiy:
His life, his business

Yes! God loves him still and hope he finds Him before life on earth ends for him as for all men and you and I.

sarrki:
http://saharareporters.com/2017/04/24/senator-adeleke-died-drug-overdose-%E2%80%93-source

Medical accident conspired with mediocrity!!!

seunsola2411:
it has been a while now that i noticed whenever the word GOD is suppose to appear in any movie it will be blanked or blocked bur when d word allah is mentioned,nothing will be done... Kindly bear with me i am not causing religion issue but beggin to observe and giv me your feed back...

? Really

labanji:
Hmmmm,
The baby momma stuff really eating deep into our African Culture!
It hurts me when people especially ladies go about proudly that a baby mama or baby daddy is enough for them in a relationship.
What's your take people, here are several screenshots of conversations and images who go about it with pride...

Fornication & shameless life.

Lancer1:
https://punchng.com/church-member-giving-n42m-tithe-is-chicken-feed-kukah/amp/

Where in the Bible did God say His Church should pay tithe?

Cheap. Very cheap!

MOSICATED5:
u sound SDA

Must one be SDA to know the truth? Does SDA know the truth?

I am simply a child of God who takes the Bible as the INERRANT WORD of God AND FINAL AUTHORITY on faith!!

Keneking:
This is totally unacceptable.

Mother Mary is ..

Holy, Mother of God,
Holy Virgin of virgins,
Mother of Christ,
Mother of Divine Grace,
Mother Most pure,
Mother most chaste,
Mother inviolate,
Mother undefiled,
Mother admirable,
Mother of good counsel,
Mother of our Creator,
Mother of our Savior,
Mother of the Church,
Mother most prudent,
Mother most venerable,
Mother most renowned,
Virgin most powerful,
Virgin most merciful,
Virgin most faithful,
Mirror of justice,
Seat of wisdom,
Cause of our joy,
Spiritual vessel,
Vessel of honor,
Singular vessel of devotion,
Mystical rose,
Tower of David,
Tower of ivory,
House of gold,
Ark of the covenant,
Gate of Heaven,
Morning star,
Health of the sick,
Refuge of sinners,
Comforter of the afflicted,
Help of Christians,
Queen of angels,
Queen of patriarchs,
Queen of prophets,
Queen of apostles,
Queen of martyrs,
Queen of confessors,
Queen of virgins,
Queen of all saints,
Queen conceived without Original Sin,
Queen assumed into heaven,
Queen of the most holy Rosary,
Queen of peace.


Kim Kardashian is a p*rnstar..gerraharia fast..nonsense

Really?
Please, give Bible references to all of these titles. Otherwise, they are ALL LIES.
I say so for 2 reasons:
1) The Mary, mother of Jesus I know is not this your Mary.
2) Isaiah 8:20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

She's beautiful. But natural beauty is the real thing. Every addition is artificial.

Ladies out there you're beautiful without makeup and the makeover. It's a deception, an inferiority complex and low self esteem to think, believe and act as if without makeup you aren't beautiful.

Often times with the additionals you attract lewd men who only want to exploit and dump you.

I love you all, ladies. Like us men you're beautifully and wonderfully made!

thesicilian:
Politicians have a way of quoting scriptures that suit their actions. Jesus was with criminals to preach the gospel to them and convert them, not to do business or eat the bread of deceit with them.

I believe he meant, 'Criminals were always around Jesus'. or he was misquoted.

ThisTrend:
The general superintendent of the Deeper Life Bible Church, Pastor William Kumuyi, has urged Nigerians to be prayerful and patience because there is “light at the end of the tunnel.”

The revered man of God further urged Christians to pray for the peace, stability and development of the country.

Speaking on Sunday, April 16, 2017 at the end of a three-day national Easter retreat at the Deeper Life Conference Centre, Km 42, along the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, in Ibafo, Ogun state, Kumuyi called on Nigerians to show more love to one another and live in peace irrespective of religious, tribal and political differences.

In his message titled: ‘Conquering with the Crucified King’, Kumuyi said:

“We should live in peace with one another; if there is no peace, there is not much we can achieve as a nation.

“Every section of the society should embrace peace so that the nation can move forward; and with our faith in the Lord, things will turn around and change for the better.”

He also advised people not to commit suic*de saying that was not the way out of the present economic hardship the country is currently facing.

“We should not give up, we should not lose hope. People who are taking their lives don’t need to do that because there will always be light at the end of the tunnel.“

When someone had taken his or her life before the light breaks, how would he or she enjoy what the Lord is going to do for the nation?

“I want to encourage everyone to have hope in the Lord because things are going to turn around positively,” he said while assuring Christians and Nigerians at large that the present economic recession and security challenges facing the country would soon come to an end.

Source: http://www.thistrend.com.ng/2017/04/pastor-kumuyi-reveals-nigeria-crisis.html

May it be so! But, with due respect to Pastor Kumuyi, and not sounding like a pessimist, the world system including ours has turned downwards and downwards it will go SOCIALLY till Jesus returns, and that may be sooner than later.

sinorte:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/fox6now.com/2017/04/13/us-drops-largest-non-nuclear-bomb-in-afghanistan/amp/

WW3 loading??

Adieza:
www.agricinfo.com/2017/03/top-10-lucrative-farming-in-nigeria-you.html?m=1

May God bless you!
Thank you!!

John 14:17 Even the Spirit of truth; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you.

John 15:26 But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, even the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me:

John 16:13 Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.

Acts 10:19 While Peter thought on the vision, the Spirit said unto him, Behold, three men seek thee.

Acts 11:12 And the Spirit bade me go with them, nothing doubting. Moreover these six brethren accompanied me, and we entered into the man's house:

bizie:
Show me one place where the Holy Spirit manifested itself to humans as a person. We know it came like a dove on Jesus, then like thongs of fire on the appostles. Show me where it ma is fester itself as human.

I dey come!

todaynewsreview:
For sometime now, I've observed that many a time, you see JW members playing all sorts of secular music but frown at gospel tracks. This has raised series of questions as to the rationale behind such actions. I plead with oga the moderators to draw the attention of all in the known to give their opinions.

They deride the Holy Spirit saying He is an 'it', a mere thing, an 'active force'.

When the Holy Spirit doesn't live in a man's heart, he loves the world's music. Period!

ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/meningitis-gods-punishment-for-fornication-zamfara-governor-says/

SO SAYS SAINT YARI!

WHAT HAS FORNICATION GOT TO DO WITH AN AIR-BORNE DIDEASE? WHAT HAS GOD TO DO WITH IT?

INSTEAD OF IMPROVING YOUR PEOPLE'S SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC STATUS, CREATE A PHYSICAL ENVIRONMENT THAT IS SAFE AND SECURE AND BUILD A JUST SOCIETY, YOU'RE TALKING OF FORNICATION.

exlinkleads:
What is this smell of desperation in the air? Churches this days are so desperate that they are willing to mislead their congregations or innocent people out there just to get more and more gullible people to pay offering and tithe.

This sign post was shared by the "Sheeple" master himself, Daddy Freeze and he wrote:

"#FreeThePortharcourtSheeple they are a special breed!
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#FreeTheSheeple

This is inflammatory and I wonder why our government cannot regulate what is put on a sign post and if is being regulated already, they (govt.) are doing a bad job about it. This to me is beyond inflammatory and things needs to be addressed.

Yes I " now churches are another form of MMM which promises everything about hope and yet actualization is a thing "of the gods" and yet the government have failed to regulate this people. At what point will we allow common sense which I believe is not common to prevail?

Reactions....


http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/04/checkout-what-is-written-on-this-church.html

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH JESUS AND ALL HE STANDS FOR!

END TIME WOLF IN SHEEP CLOTHING PASTOR.

ONLY GREEDY, LAZY FOOLS WILL FOLLOW HIM AND REAP THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ERROR.

aribisala0:
where did this so called intelligent mind come from. .?

Does the computer know where Bill Gates comes from?

MrEgbegbe:
God doesn't exist

He created Adam and Eve which were the first people ever created, Adam and Eve had children, their children had children, the children must have had sex with their mother and sisters

Another super story, a virgin got impregnated by a holy spirit, hahahahahahha

We have been waiting for the coming of the Lord Jesus for 1 million years now and he's still busy arranging for the flight that will take him to earth

If you don't believe in God, you will go to hell fire, what kind of fire is in there ?? It has been flaming for 6 million years now non stop and the people in it haven't turned to ashes ??

God loves his children, meanwhile he's sitting in his chair made of diamonds and gold and his children are on earth dying of starvation


Go tell that stupid story to primary school kids

Congrats and welcome!

Simple and complex non-living material things such as cars, houses, computers, satellites, birds' nests, fox holes, etc came from some INTELLIGENT LIVING MIND / BEING, human or animal maker.

But in your incredulous mind these INTELLIGENT LIVING THINGS just came to be. Abi?

Ordinary common sense rejects you.

stane007:
Please read this painful story as shared on Twitter by user based in Lagos, Damilola.

In the list are the items a Lagos tailor demands from her apprentices before giving them their freedom. List is obviously more than what many Nigerian men pay as bride price.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/see-outrageous-list-lagos-tailor.html

I'm not surprised! Our apprenticeship program in Yorubaland is oppressive. I have some young people that I'm still trying to help in this direction.

They went in, in most cases, because of poverty. They finish and then hang because of freedom money. Some are orphans. You would think relatives and friends would help but most would look away. The same people who 'can't help' will soon waste money on burial and other ceremonies.

Dangote keeps smiling to the banks. So are his staff. Good for them.

Unfortunately, REFINED SUGAR contributes to ill-health. People since childhood become addicted to sugar. It's not Dangote's fault! But personal choices. Each person is the architect of his / her own health and that of the family.

iamadonis2:
Hello, Nairalanders,

I'm really confused on the issue of paying tithe. Its my first job at 22. I'm a very religious person and that's why I need to sample opinions if I only have to pay tithe in Church.

I know a particular guy who runs an NGO that pays the fees of school kids from poor homes. I offered to sponsor this humanitarian venture. The funds I plan to put into it will be my monthly tithe.

Simple meaning: I will not pay tithe in church. Rather I'll take the exact 10% and support this guy.

Is it proper? Should I only pay tithe in church? Please advise maturely.

Shalom!

CHRISTIANS HAVE NO BUSINESS PAYING TITHE. USE YOUR MONEY TO HELP THE POOR AND NEEDY AS THE SPIRIT OF GOD DIRECTS YOU.

HERESY? WHEN YOU BECOME A BEREAN CHRISTIAN, YOU WILL DISCOVER THE TRUTH BY YOURSELF.

BiniShrine:
Gory picture attached please.

Doctors in the house pls come to my aid.

Has this gone beyond bed sore?

Is there any hope for my dad to get healed?

Is there a remedy for the wound on us back to get healed again?

Is this beyond medical prognosis?

Should we look for alternative?
Please mod do the needful.

Have you heard of glutathione?
Go online to a website for Max International. Their products may help him. Please try this.

otemdomino:
TV is a devil box. TV then later became a box of Yahweh in Kumuyi's churches
Members used their sweat and money to build university and high schools. Kumuyi the thief sidelined them and hiked school fee. Now the so called unbelievers are the ones in those schools.
Kumuyi the master miracle forger and storyteller. The potbellied thief.
No one is allowed in Deeperlife to wear earring and celebrate marriage, but Kumuyi allowed his own daughter in law to do so. Earring is a sin for others to wear,but not for Kumuyi's own family members

Instead look to Jesus...

Xavier9ja:
Am sorry to say this but kumuyi is the only preacher I admire, cherish and respect in the whole universe. I don't attend deeper life but this man teaches the real word of God, he preaches the bible from cover to cover, he is humble and he would have lived a flambouyant lifestyle if he wanted to but cos of his understanding of the word of God he is living a simple life which has made him excel spiritually. I am a sinner and I pray for Gods grace to turn away from my bad ways and I hope to have an encounter with papa kumuyi someday.

You're very near to the Kingdom of God!
You can give your life to Jesus even now.
He loves you. I do too.

The dog is man's best friend indeed! But some prefer cats to dogs. When it comes to cats, remember Garfield!

This is one of the major contributing factors to disease and death globally because the drinkers are trapped in sugar addiction while the producers smile to the bank.

Each person is the architect of his / her health. Water is what the Creator's has given us to support normal physiology

gabonsky:
No use denying it: you fart.

Everyone does. And that’s actually a good thing.
This is not only normal, it’s healthy.
Gases build up in the colon as the result of undigested food. A healthy person farts an average of 20 times a day.


Gas production can increase due to poor digestion of certain foods, food sensitivity or intolerance (e.g., celiac disease, lactose intolerance), bacterial overgrowth in the small intestine, or the presence of some forms of bacteria in the digestive system that produce more gas than others.

Why It’s Good To Fart
No, you won’t explode if you don’t release pent-up gas but here are some valid reasons that you’re better off letting it fly.



1. Relieves Bloating
We all know what abdominal bloating feels like; it’s quite uncomfortable, making you feel like an over-inflated tire. Bloating can be caused by illness but is much more likely from something you ate (1).

Legumes like beans and lentils are musical fruits, indeed. Grains like wheat, rye, and barley can also make your digestive system work overtime, trapping gas and making you feel bloated and overly full. There’s no other real remedy for bloating than release through a good fart.

Increased discomfort occurs when you can’t get the gas out—try the wind relieving yoga pose to help your intestines to push it out.



2. Indicates Digestive Health
Gut bacteria are essential for health. When they become imbalanced or there aren’t enough of the good kind, food isn’t broken down properly or efficiently. By the time waste gets to your colon, it’s not been as thoroughly processed as it should be.

Beneficial bacteria in your body (and there are 100 trillion of them) break down food, help to eliminate metabolic waste, monitor and destroy harmful bacteria, and perform a host of other necessary activities. Having an ample supply is crucial for overall health; there is growing evidence that imbalance of gut bacteria can even affect the brain, leading to anxiety and depression (2).

If you fart around the average amount, it’s an indication that the micro-organisms in your lower digestive tract are working properly.



3. Flatulence and Diet
Farting can give you an idea on whether or not your diet suits your body.

If you don’t fart much, it may mean your gut bacteria aren’t getting necessary nourishment. They feed on complex carbohydrates. Eat more legumes (beans, lentils), whole grains, cruciferous vegetables (brussels sprouts, cabbage, bok choy, broccoli, cauliflower, etc.), and onions. That should do the trick.

Women tend to begin to toot more at or around menopause due to hormone changes. Add probiotics to your diet for balance. Fermented foods are the best source of probiotics: kefir, sauerkraut, kombucha, miso, and yogurt are prime examples.

Dark chocolate (cocoa content 70% minimum), apple cider vinegar, and ginger are also great supporters of the digestive system and are “prebiotics”: food for the probiotics.



4. S/he Who Smelt it Dealt it
How your farts smell says a lot about what’s going on inside your body. The air that exits your rectum is comprised of several different gases, none of which have an especially horrendous aroma.

If you find that your farts start to stink on a regular basis, it could be a sign of a food sensitivity/allergy (e.g., lactose or gluten) or an infection in the digestive tract (3). Or something as simple as eating too much garlic or meat.

Make incremental adjustments to your diet and pay attention to how the smell of your farts change.



5. Inhaling Farts is Good for You
Sounds paradoxical but one of the gaseous compounds abundant in your fragrant posterior expulsions is hydrogen sulfide. The sulfur part is what causes the rotten egg smell.

Research has found that sulfide gas in small doses may prevent cell damage. This may have applications in the prevention and treatment of arthritis, heart disease, and stroke (4).

The study doesn’t specify if it’s best to breathe in your own farts or someone else’s. How someone came up with the idea of a constructive use for flatulence is another issue entirely.

Good news for the farting public: most digestive gas is released while you sleep, when your sphincter is at rest. You can’t hold it in when you’re not aware you’re doing it. Sweet dreams.

Source: https://dailyhealthpost.com/good-fart/

Certainly not in public places!

Reason 5 is doubtful.

ayesco202:
They have mutually assisted each other in a special way!

U b English tisha?

PetrePan:
since it doesnt prevent entry into heaven..is it necessary?..since heaven is the target

No! But it's good and desirable when there's no hindrance to doing it. It's part of obeying Christ who said, Go...make disciple...teach...baptizing them...in the name of...the Holy Spirit.