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rawpadgin:
Please, i need my brothers in the lord who are more vast in the scriptures to tell me if the holy book support divorce

No! but it also didn't tell us what to do when our spouse is the one that wants a divorce.

Kobicove:
Why is news about Okoroawusa hitting front page on an hourly basis these days?

maybe he us about to join his chi

UzuegbuProsper:
See throwback pictures of Gov. Rochas Okorocha and his beautiful wife, Nneoma Nkechi Rochas Okorocha.

first pix was during his innocent years and other two pix was after he had been introduce to the cookie jar and he turned an unquestionably thief. somebody shout halleluiaaa!!!

Freeman50:
A Facebook user identified as Arc Paschal Chike Umeobi said that this lady was caught by a vigilante in Ezinifite, a town in Anambra State.

The lady allegedly jumped the fence and burgled a building just to steal biscuit but luck ran out of her when one of the vigilantes percieved an unknown intruder and tried to stop her to prove she was good at what she does she tried to which prompted the vigilante to shot at her but she dodged the bullate and jumped through other fence and landed in another compound. the owners of the house had to raise an alarm and she was apprehended.



https://www.netnaija.me/forum/general/crime/45213-nigerian-slay-queen-caught-disgraced-jumped-someones-fence-steal

very wrong, I watched the video and she mentioned she stole only biscuits in the house she entered. And from her narration where is came from was quite far, so this could have been a spell and for them to strip her naked and enjoying the show to me is very wrong and immature.

dingbang:
Wooooooooow!!!!


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AutoReportNG:
We are constantly bombarded with data about the most dangerous roads in the world. But where are the worst cities to drive a car? If you're thinking about planning an international road trip with friends, you may want to consider skipping the following destinations.

According to several sources, these are the world's worst cities to drive in. They are in no particular order, the most annoying, most frustrating, downright worst places to drive in the world are...

Manila
The rules of the road are rather lax in the Philippine capital city. Triple-lane changes, using opposite lanes of traffic to get out of jams, turning left from the far right… these are all things that car rental drivers can expect to experience during their morning drive. Manila drivers also have an aversion to signaling and tend to breeze through red lights without so much as a second glance. Pedestrians always having the right of way may seem natural to drivers in America, but this concept is not so intrinsic in Manila. Unfortunately, this means that driving and crossing roadways on foot are both treaturous territory in this city. If you're not native to the Philippines, chances are good that you will be left with the blame in a roadway incident. What's more, there is a coding system put in place which designates who is allowed to operate a vehicle on certain days and who isn't, making this place even more confusing for its drivers.

Toronto
The Canadian city of Toronto is home to North America's busiest highway – the 401. Nearly a half a million people travel the Toronto stretch of this highway everyday, creating traffic congestion like you've never seen. It doesn't matter that the road is 18-lanes wide at times – all of them come to a standstill the minute rush hour hits. Toronto has many things to offer its visitors, but an exciting and fun driving experience is not one of them. The Toronto area is home to a portion of one of the largest and most congested highways known as highway 401. This massive roadway stretches 18 lanes across at its widest and it can be a nightmare to navigate for those who don't know their way around. As if it needs mentioning, this highway at the busiest time of day is anything but a vacation. To top it all off, passing on the right is legal on the highways, contrary to driving laws in many other cities, so knowing where you're entering and exiting well in advance is essential.

Seoul
If you're planning to drive your car rental in Seoul, remember this word of warning: public transit vehicles are legally allowed to ignore traffic signals. Apparently punctuality is more important than safety in this Korea metropolis. As for the regular drivers… well, they aren't much better. Drivers have no problem ignoring traffic lights and pedestrians are considered minor distractions. And watch out for scooters. These daredevil drivers will take to any patch of pavement in order to improve their progress and bypass stopped traffic. As with many of these other locations, drivers in Seoul are in a hurry and prefer to drive with forceful intention. It is not uncommon to see motorcyclists driving on the sidewalks, illegal as it may be. It seems many of the road laws that pertain to lane markings and changes are seen as suggestions rather than specific guidelines, so constant attention is a must when driving on the city streets. What's more (surprise, surprise), parking is a near disaster in this city.

Orlando
The "Happiest Place on Earth" is actually one of the most frustrating places to drive. Cars headed to and from the gigantic malls and theme parks cause insane bottlenecks and ridiculous traffic congestion. And let's not even get started on the number of carjackings that take place in broad daylight.

Beijing
There are more than three million vehicles on the road in Beijing right now – and more than 1,000 new ones joining the fleet every day. As with other cities on this list, the basic rules of the road are widely ignored. This includes lane markings, traffic signs and merging instructions. But don't feel bad if you're repeatedly cut off during your daily commute. Beijing-ites extend the exact same respect to police and emergency service vehicles. It isn't uncommon to hear car rental drivers honking in frustration if a cruiser is blocking traffic at the scene of an accident. Although driving rules and laws do in fact exist in Beijing, the foreigner often finds this hard to believe as the flow of traffic seems random, confusing and above all, dangerous. The reigning problem here, however, seems to be the amount of traffic congestion. Beijing has over five million registered cars blocking up the roadways all over the city. The best example of this issue goes back to 2010 during the infamous China National Highway Traffic Jam when cars were backed up for over 60 miles and drivers were stuck, in some cases, for several days. Thankfully, Beijing has been making efforts to clear some of the traffic congestion by setting up alternating travel days for car owners.

Paris
Drivers enjoy very little affection in the City of Love, thanks to narrow streets and the single most confusing traffic roundabout in the world: the Arc de Triomphe. This insanely large roundabout has roughly 13 different entrances, no markings and no lines. Throw in a couple dozen confused car rental drivers and you've got yourself a recipe for driving disaster. Be sure to watch for children running into traffic, drivers cutting ahead, and just general all-around mayhem. The ever-lovely city of Paris is often referred to as the City of Lights. What they don't tell you, however, is that those lights are mostly bright red tail lights. It is usually advised to avoid driving in this city if you can help it. Parking is often a big reason for the headaches, as there is little space and lots of competition. What's more, the French use many traffic roundabouts, but they hardly ever seem to include lane markings and therefore drivers navigate them in sudden, and sporadic movements. Luckily for its visitors, this city has a top-notch public transportation system.

Ulan Bator
Only a quarter of the roads in this major population center are paved – and paved poorly. If you're planning on heading outside the city in your Mongolian car rental, make sure you're driving a vehicle equipped with four wheel drive – only a fraction of the country "roads" are maintained. While some individuals may go years without ever knowing that the city of Ulaanbaatar exists, many others know of it for its infamy in the realm of poor driving conditions. These sorry road conditions are a large part of the problem, but the lack of traffic signals makes for a whole new breed of bad driving. To top it all off, the lack of roadways in the city makes for an upward scaling amount of congestion as well. This city's roads seem to embody the perfect storm of terrible driving: low quality and overcrowded.

Athens
Driving in the Greek capital is anything but civilized. A general disregard for traffic laws and a lack of parking results in most streets being blocked by double- and triple-parked vehicles. One of the most difficult things about driving is Athens is having to play hide-and-seek with the road signs. Drivers have noted that this information can sometimes only be found in extremely obscure locations, including high up on the sides of buildings, and is often hidden by one obstruction or another. One important distinction to make is that while in America flashing your headlights at another car usually means "go ahead," it inversely seems to mean "get out of the way!" in Athens. Lastly, motor cyclists are responsible for many of the roadway incidents in Athens as they often weave between cars on the road ignoring the existence of lanes altogether.

Mumbai
Imagine all of the terrible things your driving instructor told you not to do when you were taking your driving training. Now, imagine encountering all of these dangerous maneuvers at once. That's pretty close to what you'll experience while driving the streets of Mumbai. Car rental drivers are often overtaken on blind corners and it's not uncommon to encounter cars accelerating off side streets without looking. And that's before you throw in overburdened buses, roaming animals and tuk-tuks. Although a recent article in Times of India claims that Mumbai is now one of the safest cities to drive in the country, countless stories from individuals who have driven elsewhere would discount this statement. In India, the road is shared by many, and this sometimes includes animals. Cows, a sacred animal in Hinduism, always get the right of way, so be wary of running into one while on the road. What's more, many of the roadways in India are of questionable quality with several lanes of poorly paved and tarnished road. Do not be surprised if you see several individuals clinging onto the back of a van or hatchback vehicle while its speeding down the path. These awkward, high-occupancy vehicles are a common occurrence in India. Last of all, people love to lay on their horns in India, which makes it a very noisy travel experience.

Rome
Car rental drivers should prepare for the worst when they get behind the wheel of their Roman rental car. Tailgating isn’t just a common problem; it's a national pastime. Rearview mirrors are accessories, as drivers never bother to look behind them. And seatbelts? Those are merely suggestions. There are literally dozens of collisions on the roadways of Rome every day, so be careful. That Fiat that's riding your bumper will likely be on top of your bumper shortly. Driving in the picturesque italian countryside is a truly romantic image, but don't be fooled by that fantasy when it comes to the capital. Drivers in Rome are aggressive and seem to be proud of it. Like many others, this city has gone through some traffic changes and those who live in the city have put in place their own road guidelines outside of what official driving laws dictate. Any new driver in Rome would have to go through a trial period of unlearning everything he has ever known about road laws just to get around. Luckily for its visitors, tourists are not legally allowed to drive in what's called the "ZTL" or "Zona a Traffico Limitato", which includes much of the city, so save your rental cars for the italian countryside, unless you want to pay a heap of fines.

Lagos
Finding well paved roadways is a difficult feat in the city of Lagos so be weary of large potholes in your route. Similarly, many traffic signs off of the main roads are completely hidden, whether on purpose or simply overtaken by brush, so driving unknowingly down one way streets or "Do Not Enter" spaces is a cause for concern. It is rumored that many of the drivers on the roads of Lagos never actually attended driving school, which makes the unkept roads even more dangerous as road rules fluctuate with the drivers on the road.


Credit:
www.huffingtonpost.com


Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/10/10-most-dangerous-place-to-drive-in.html


Lalasticlala
Seun
Marpol
Mynd44

I may not know much about other countries but the one of india maybe not be completely correct talking about poor paved road. I believe india has the most rugged roads in the world and also have a good transport system to take care of the huge population.

Evaberry:
But isn't she a yahoo girl and a prostitute


with make up like that and weave like that, I'm sure she wasn't even properly dressed when the officers stopped her.


They should have taken her to jail and given her a brain resetting slap.

slay queens with zero respect for constituted authorities and their elders

she deserved this and even more

who is this 'holier than the pope'. hater sighted, beefing beef. mtchewwwwwww

olaboo123:
Proud Nigerian husband wakes wife up with breakfast in bed, says her smile is his biggest reward (photos

Cross River state born lawyer, First Baba Isah woke his wife Juliet, up this morning with breakfast in bed. Sharing photos of the happy wife on Facebook, he wrote;

"Before rushing out for a meeting at EFCC this morning... I sneaked into the kitchen, made our breakfast and brought it to Firstlady on bed... I woke her up to breakfast on bed.

Loving this woman is part of the FBI Brand.

I don't want to be known as that lawyer who gave everything to defend his clients while sacrificing the happiness of his wife. As I head to EFCC to defend a client, I'm glad I left a happy wife behind. I'm sure as she goes about her own work today, she will wear that smile she flashed me this morning.

That smile is my biggest reward, my exceeding miracle. Without that smile no amount of legal fees can make me happy.

When I'm done here and stand before God on judgement day and I'm asked what I did with my life, I want to be able to say I spent it as a good lawyer defending people and fighting for their rights... But before I say that, I want to say: "I spent it loving Juliet."

Dear Juliet, I love you. May your smile bring my client favour in EFCC today and may that favour bring us fortune...

Via : http://loveandgizt..com/2017/10/awwh-proud-nigerian-husband-wakes-wife.html

u left her breakfast before leaving for wetk so who snap d picture? so dem don start to use noodles for breakfast? nah wa for naija ooo

Thepasserby:
If you have been around the news, you will recall that the Kaduna State government of Nigeria decided to administer a test to ascertain the competence level of teachers in the state. About more than 20, 000 of the teachers flopped in the test and that has raised several concerns from the public.

While we are not sure how the test was marked, articles emerging online revealed that the test questions were as cheap as anything but the teachers stilled failed.



A teacher from Kaduna decided to react to the reasons why they failed the primary four test given to them by the Kaduna state government. 

If this post was written by a teacher. then I think it is high time the government makes the test more serious. 


I can't know if this was written in English or French. Here is a translation to what the teacher wrote in Hausa language

"A fool is not a mad man, and if the speaker is a fool, then the listener is not supposed to be a fool. God will punish them."

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/a-teacher-gives-reasons-why-they-failed-the-primary-four-test-in-kaduna-state

making it worse than it already is. Abeg shift, I wan faint.

GibsonB:
Looks like Comedian AY will soon Open his own Reality Show called ''TheMakunbrothers'' The 46year old who is currently in the US posted a Photo of himself posing with 2 white policemen about 7minutes ago and revealed his coming reality show.. see below!

''i had to Famzzz the policemen to get a picture. I have a dream that one day we shall all be doing same with our men in uniform #TheMakunBrothers #TMB #realityshow#comingsoon''

These days Everyone one wants to have their own reality show, Even Bobriskky once said he will open ''Keeping up with Bobriskky.''

Anyone up for the watch?

News From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/10/comedian-ay-set-to-open-his-own-reality.html


Cc: lalasticlala

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this abino policeman is hell lucky, he just blended

BisQuit:
Still on the euphoria of Nigeria qualifying for the 2018 world cup tournament in Russia, we take a look at players of Nigerian descent who could have represented Nigeria at the biggest stage of them all but opted to represent another country

One cannot fathom what inspired the decision of these talented footballers to adorn the colours of other countries instead of the aesthetically arranged, green-white-green. Whether this happens by dual nationalities, lack of opportunities to impress on the home front or outright decision to represent other countries, Nigeria can boast of a wealthy array of football talents in diaspora.

Let's take a look at the long list of some talented Nigerian footballers who have never played for the Nigerian national team.

Source=http://.com/nigerian-players-who-have-never-played-for-the-national-team

Cc: Mynd44 , Lalasticlala


Chuba Akpom


Chuba Amechi Akpom, 21, is an English professional footballer of Nigerian descent who plays as a striker and centre forward for Brighton & Hove Albion on loan from Arsenal. He has represented England at youth international levels. There were rumours that several distinguished Nigerian football stakeholders, including ex-Arsenal hero Nwankwo Kanu and Amaju Pinnick,the president of Nigeria Football Federation (NFF), had attempted to convince the Hale End Academy product to switch allegiance to Nigeria without success.

I would have done even more if I were them, this country is not worth dying for or making a huge personal sacrifices for. I just read last week of someone by name Iron Bassey from Cross River state who was part of the Nigerian Team that represented Nigeria in weight lift in Los Angeles in 1980. Simply because this man sustain injury he was abandoned and now he is doing a voluntary road repair work in high brow area in lagos. I never knew of this till last week and this a man I see every morning on my way to work that I and my friend argued he was probably not very ok, not knowing this man was once in the Nigerian Team very pathetic. abeg make dem no show face here ooo.

Kingbet:
Aisha Buhari sense fall on them.

Let me faint

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DK_ksSZXcAEG0U1.jpg

PrettyCrystal:
Governors from the South-east and South-south geopolitical zones converged in Owerri, the Imo State capital, in continuation of their inter-regional integration initiatives. The governors held Night Vigil in at the state government house in Owerri.

The meeting, which is the third since their coming together, included the host governor, Rochas Okorocha of Imo State, Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi (Enugu), Ifeanyi Okowa (Delta), Udom Emmanuel, (Akwa lbom), Ben Ayade (Cross River) and Seriake Dickson (Bayelsa).

Others are Chief Willy Obiano (Anambra), Dave Umahi (Ebonyi) and Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/south-east-south-south-governors-meet-in-owerri.html

pls who was the officiating pastor in charge. just curious

BreezyCB:
So someone went to TSTV’s office and they were watching GoTV. �

won't be surprised after all NEPA uses generator.

mankand:
@Op is nothing but a sore loser who was greedy not to put his spare money.

This year mmm India celebrated 5 years uninterrupted why? They understood the ideology and the platform is to help each other and not to get rich quickly.

The main problem with Nigerians is that they are greedy and have allowed their greed to eat them up to an extent that they are blind.

MMM preached 2 things, use your spare money and it is a platform of helping each other.

Spare money is any slush funds with you that you are not using at that time and you don't mind giving it out and if you lose it, you won't have to worry.

The platform is to help each other in such a way that you can only receive help after you must have provided help.

Where were you when andrew boldly stated that you should invest proceeds of your interest in other business projects like farming, starting up a business with a friend or anyone etc?

Why are you crying foul when they didn't place a gun on your head to dash out 2.5m

Mmm still stands gidigba, I am a proud participant of mmm and it have helped me, I have 1.9m from June July and as it stands, they are working on it to get it released as the excess Mavros are been slashed or stopped growing for some.

That dosen't stop me from helping the system move forward, I still ph, I just paid another pledge yesterday.

If you leave mmm you won't be missed, you can't expect mavrodi to rob a Russian bank to pay you.

When you are done whining you will join the train of 100% while waiting for your June July.

I have testimonies of those who got their 2016 mavro in full.

MMM is you and me.

MMM is here to stay.

Participate with your spare money only

trash. gerraaaa here mennnnn

Sanchez01:
The random guy is a Nigerian. Besides, the trick is one of the oldest in the books.

very old, they have used it on my but way back 2010. I always play along even though I know its scam . I will so much play along that they scammer will be over joyed he got a mugu. I will even pretend I made the payment and give him fake deposit slip and that make him to start calling when am satisfied he spent enough on phone call I will let him know I know more than he does and they will either drop and never call again or start to curse, but who cares.

irepnaija4eva:
Hmm..lolz...IGBOS AFTER NAME CHECKING BE LIKE...

i just chuckled. exactly what my small mind was looked out for.

sichri:
Nigeria, though a country of great potentials, is currently faced with myriads of challenges.

Having that in mind, what's your take on Mr President's 57th Independence Day speech?

how can I asses what I couldn't watch, when power has been off for two days now. me I just tireee

Shinery0123:
So it is now the government's responsibility to help sweep and tidy ur rooms abi?

just what I was about to say. don't mind them yeyebrity.

majamajic:
its like snakes are not harmful again, the Spit stories we heard abt snakes are not working again ?

its d poisonous ones that spit, pythons don't spit and doesn't bite too they kill by hitting and then contrite their preys. I understand you bro.

JABB:
From the picture below, will you hire this guy?

very well, yes!! but will set up a unit whose only job would be to closely watch him 2/4/7

Elslim:
this TSTV Na scam oh...

DStv/GOtv agent sighted!!

Celcius:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/breaking-igp-orders-dismantling-road-blocks-nationwide/

initial gragraaa

Tyche:
And they say he hates us, but entrusts his life to one of us. Please, IPOB propaganda machine should fear God

on purpose. hardly before you see an ibo man engage in suicide mission no matter the reward, but an aboki has all tendencies to do that even without any gratification, just quote his religion of promise of 72 virgins.

StreetSoldier:
A brand new pressure pot for sale on Oyo town .
Model: Qlink
Condition: Brand new
Capacity: 4 litres.

Price : #22,000
Slightly negotiable

Contact: 08069453280

price is high compared with market price I live in lagos and I know what am saying.

LesbianBoy:

how do you know he is a low level, have u seen Mark Zuckerberg before, what would u say about him? indomie pikin.

sus4allng:
Only criminals and trouble makers are worried when they see security personnel.

No sane army will embarrass you for no wrong done.

and how would one know a sane army officer from an insane mind, cos one might not be alive to judge that ooo

9inches:
All I know is that God will judge him


This guy raises people's blood pressure.

;Dlol

opeyemiieblog:
amd u may b right

u may be right and seeing (at least from the dressing of those around) that it was a muslim burial, the buried may not have been fully dead and then woke in the dream. this person may be alive in the grave, ohhhhh so unimaginable.

sarrki:
http://thenationonlineng.net/ipob-crisis-bigger-boko-haram/

why wont u say that, if you and your progenitors of BH had been in jail or 6ft down below, u wont be around to spill trash. mtchewwwwwwwwwwww

tochivitus:
God I plead with thee not to allow this kind of disaster to visit us

or we are done for, erased forever.