₦airaland Forum

Timichael:
$500m? Are we even up to 300million in Nigeria? Abeg let them give everybody $1million each. They will still have $200m to reloot.
Please, if you are rich. I mean very rich, please come and adopt me. Ayam tired of this country.

but sharing $1m to each person will mean only 500persons will get the money nah or u meant to say give $1 person?

AutoJoshNG:
The Range Rover & G-Wagon are highly prized cars. Most of us can only dream to own them.

However, certain people in some climes, see no qualms in using them as towing vehicles, as depicted in these pictures.

What’s your opionion? Tell us via the comment section below.

Photo Cred: inoempire

https://autojosh.com/see-how-a-range-rover-g-wagon-was-used-to-tow-a-car/

The Rover and G-Wagon are only showing respect to their senior boss.... that's all.

dainformant:
For impregnating an SS3 student, 5 teachers of the Polytechnic Academic Staff Secondary School Birnin Kebbi, have been fired. It was disclosed that the female student was also expelled from the school.

The five teachers were sacked following the recommendation of a committee set up by the school to investigate the matter.

“The committee submitted report on Monday and recommended that all the five teachers should be dismissed from service immediately.

“The management have dismissed the teachers and the victim was also expelled from the school.“When the committee interrogated each of the teachers, they confessed that they have been having sexual relationship with the victim separately, so, they were sacked immediately based on the committee’s recommendations”, a source disclosed to NAN.

According to reports, the affected teachers had forwarded an appeal against their dismissal to the school’s management board.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/five-teachers-sacked-for-impregnating-ss3-student-in-kebbi-state-photo.html

these ones should have been working on the Lake Rice farm and not anywhere near school

ChiefAzubuike:
You can't be driving rickety cars such as the toyota camry 07 and Volkswagen in that pics and expect not to suffer such fate. Use a very nice ride and have rest of mind. It is not by force to drive moto. At the end of the day you'll buy something that will give you problem for eternity and cost you your life.
I use a Hyundai Santa fe 2016 and I've never had any cause for alarm. It is fully equipped with gadgets and accessories to prevent even the deadliest of potential accidents.

wetin this one dey yan, you want to tell us you have a car mtchewwwww. so you never see/hear G-Wagon or even Lambo involved in even fatal accident? indomie generation. shioorrr

Freshbreathneed:
Hello Nairalanders.

I am a bit of a regular here... but had to create an alt account for anonymity sake.

Like the title of my thread says, i've been suffering from this situation for years now and it's totally reducing my social life to shambles. ANd you may want to ask what I have done about this. I have done alot. I have been to quite a number of dentists. Some say it's a case of scaling and polishing, a procedure I allow them to carry on with, to no avail.

I have tried various mouth washes, various mixtures, various gums and I am getting fed up. I am having difficulties relating well with people outside because I want to always close my mouth. People are beginning to tag me a snub and proud person.

Please, that's why I have turned to you my e-pals. Do you know any powerful solution that has worked for someone you knew with chronic bad breath before? Are you a dentist on this forum and have an idea of how I can get rid of this social killer for good? Please your contributions will be very much appreciated.

Make a preparation of ginger, garlic and lemon juice and drink in empty stomach every morning and last thing at night, do this for a month and see the result you will get. Also on daily basis take bitter kola nuts and thank me later.

Vornic:
Why do they always shave the heads of cancer victims? E get wetin the hair dey do them?

cancer cells eat up here unevenly so its always better to maintain shaved hair to look better.

Mztarstrechy:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/06/police-shoot-2-shiite-members-dead-in.html

Hope they won't all be dead by the time their leader is out of custody. Religious slaves.

Freethought:
Sit ups will not affect your chances of getting pregnant. Well if anything, it can even help you out since you are being healthy and active. The only time excercise is not good is when you are overdoing it

thank you very much cos I had really been worried and concerned regarding this, that I almost wanted to stop, but that is d best and effective exercise that tightens my belly fat. thanks again.

Pchizy:
Confidence is built
Done for health purposes
Done out of passion
Done for fun
Ask boredom, Ask depression, Ask Obesity, Ask Arteriosclerosis, Ask anger, Ask I can't, Ask many as mentioned ::: They'll all answer you that exercise has dealt with them.
Note: starting workout is one thing,, keeping to it is the main issue. Then, build your morale, never give up, don't say later, don't say because it pains so much at first trial, hehehe, No pain, No gain. Hey, you can get along with ppl or partner and encourage each other via the exercise.
Al binitio, I tried sit up. Sincerely, I can't do up to 5. Ppl laughed me to scorn, showing me some ladies that can do up to 20. Truthful, it was discouraging, but I kept pushing. Now, I do couch some,, can engage in situp to 150 - 160 times!. Those doing 20, 30 before can't. They were all shouting in surprises.
I do all these within few minutes to hour.
So, busy schedules isn't the problem,... The issue is planning your time, discipline, and educating/motivating yourself on the benefits in keeping fit

pls I do sit up too but recently am concerned about it as am a TTC (trying To Conceive) lady so pls can someone explain if there is implications in this?

mrkunlex:
A Nigerian man has cried out in horror after coming back from abroad only to find out that his land has been sold off by his sister.
Okechukwu Agheze

Okechukwu Agheze, a young Nigerian man has cried out after his elder sister sold his land while he was out of Nigeria.

The man, from Anambra state, said he bought a plot of land at Ifo, Ogun state, and developed it to a certain level. Before traveling abroad, he gave his sister the document to the land for safe keeping.

He returned to Nigerian after being deported with nothing and his only hope at starting over was that land. But, to his horror, he found out that his elder sister had sold the land and she was even unapologetic about it.

Read his sad story below:

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2018/jun/05/agheze2.JPG
https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2018/jun/05/agheze1.JPG
https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2018/jun/05/agheze.JPG

More Here: Nigerian Man Comes Back From Abroad Only To Find Out His Own Sister Has Sold Off His Land

did she in anyway contributed to ur going abroad or maybe ur upbringing? if so she may have decided to pay herself by her action and more so her unrepentant attitude

LifeofAirforce:
My mother comes first before my girl.


My girlfriend can be replaced but my mother cant be replaced

Mama wey carry you for 9 months deserves all the accolades in the world .

we are talking wife this one dey talk girlfriend, indomie bomboy.

Ubijus1:
Lauretta Onochie said this on twitter while reminding Bayelsa state indigenes that President Buhari is carrying out some road projects in their state. Read what she wrote below...

http://wakanda.ng/bayelsa-state-produced-worst-president-history-nigeria-lauretta-onochie/

he was a gutless being.

jeron1:
Banking activities has been paralysed today the 23rd of May, Banks were closed to customers today in Sagamu because they were no Armored tanks around. Banks in Sagamu usually open to customers only when there is presence of Police personnel and Armored tanks but the Police didn't come today and there is no official report from the police yet.

Customers are all stranded outside the gate

Banks didn't open and you all are standing there, when boys come around now and spray unah, u guys will start shouting 'devil' hmmmmm I don talk my own sha.

ChangeIsCostant:
A barber was allegedly assaulted by soldiers after cutting the wrong hairstyle for a man's daughter yesterday in Asaba, Delta state. According to an online report, trouble started after the barber couldn't perfect the hairstyle the man wanted for his daughter - thereby prompting the man not to pay as he took his daughter to another saloon.

It was reported that this morning, the man stormed the barber's shop with soldiers and assaulted him.

Human rights advocate,Prince Gwamnishu Harrison shared the sad story online. Below is what he wrote;

BARBER ASSAULTED IN ASABA BY SOLDIERS FOR CUTTING WRONG HAIR STYLE.

Received a call from a barber to please rescue his boy from further maltreatment by soldiers (fully dressed in Army Uniform).

We couldn't get to the scene due to wrong address given by the caller. (Apologies).

WHAT HAPPENED

The man who led the soldiers took her daughter to the saloon yesterday to cut her hair and told the barber the hair style he want for his daughter.

Unfortunately, the barber couldn't perfect the hair style and the man refused to pay, took his daughter to another barber shop.

At about 9:46am, this morning he stormed the barber shop with soldiers and assaulted the barber.

We asked the neighbors around and they gave same statement.

A case of Assault has been reported on his behalf by BBI at the Police station and also Army Mini barrack Asaba. #MoreUpdate

We care passionately about equal rights
We care about human rights
We care about this young man and you.

Does the barber deserve such maltreatment?

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/barber-assaulted-in-asaba-by-soldiers-for-cutting-wrong-hair-style.html

bleaching barber.

jerseyboy:
Looking like a trapped gorilla

Skepticus:


Nigeria's MELVIN PURVIS

Overexposing yourself and loved ones makes you and your family very vulnerable to men of the underworld

Especially Evans.

dainformant:
A family had to undergo traditional ritual after a father was caught having sex with his own daughter, who is said to barely 14 years old. According to reports, the shameless act had been going on since the girl was 9-years-old. The shocking incident reportedly happened in Grand-Bassam area in Ivory Coast/Côte d’Ivoire..

To prevent bad luck from befalling the man's family, a ritual was required. Both daughter and father were rubbed with mud as they killed and divided a live sheep in two. While holding each part of the animal, they wereparaded round the village.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/father-caught-having-sex-with-14-daughter-in-ivory-coast.html

And the innocent animal had to pay for this wickedness? smh

Nasa28:
And I know Adams Oshiomole is a no nonse[url][/url]nse man, he will stand forthright, he will face them both in debate, action, physical, mental, moral, spiritual; he can face the opposition. But I don’t know about the spiritual aspect.”



This man is always talking trash.
Seriously, I used to respect this man when he was still on the sidelines. What really happened to him? Somebody pls tell me

i am equally overwhelmed

Issafela:


WATCH THE VIDEO:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/05/two-young-herdsmen-seen-sucking-cow.html

now we know why they reason the way they do.

Muckross1122:
A Nigerian man with the username "Brandy Temmy Gold" took to his Facebook account to rain curses on his ex-girlfriend for dumping him for a richer man in osun state.

He Wrote:

caffy temmy gold.. ,���� u break my heart. d woman I trust. we eat together catch fun. sex play. spend in terms of money. bt now u leave mi because a man of two kids rented u a room.
tope u w nt b favoured. mercy from east west south Noth w nt locate u. u w suffer till ur third generation God plan w Neva b ur might Omo oni sin err. wa sanku. won ni jere tree
, u w nt b happy in d morning till night. ���������������� adebayo tope caffy temmy gold wa sanku ni
daff tabi mark tabi iveco Loma paa re
awon obi ee koni jere re
although ur mother have course u because of wat u have did for mi. so shall it be. Amen Amin aseeee agreed ����✍️✍️✍️

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/05/man-rains-heavy-curses-on-his-ex-for.html

olodo, siddon there dey curse woman wey don waka her life. no n ur mate dey buy woman 45milla Porsche mtchewwwww

KidsNEXTdoor:
Customer spotted

customer dadaa ni

visijo:
Is that Dino?

no, its Dano milk

BUHARIISCURSED:
Is fashola now officially mad?

my brotherrrrr if you ask me nah who I go ask? am holding myself not to utter curses on this man and his generation.

Chaclaitmilk:
She said she can be forcibly thrown out and her children taken from her if she is not protected by the law. She isn't doing it for money.

already making plans for outing option, you don't enter into a marriage with this kind of mindset. I am not saying registry is not necessary cos I did one but reason we even did was so to seal our relationship even before we faced our families not so we can protect ourselves from each other. Even with the certificate in this part of the world when you suspicions comes to life you can still be frustrated and denied the so-called rights you are seeking. Let God be the anchor of your marriage and not some piece of paper.

Toniecoxe:
Make: Toyota
Model: Highlander
Engine: v4
Trans: Automatic
Windows: Automatic
Color: Silver
Mileage :154,***
Interior: Grey Fabric
Wheel: Wheel Cover
Vehicle Type: Sedan
Asking Price is N2.75m
This car is a "tokunbo", Newly imported from the USA, Lagos Port Cleared, never used in Nigeria, Accident free, Clean and everything working perfectly. its located in Lekki, lagos. If interested call or text: +234-802 -352-5278- or +234-810-285-2136
#toyota #corolla #mercedes #benz #tokunbo #camry #lagos #customduty #Highlander #avalon #durability #strong #sienna #cleantitle #lexus #matrix #prado #mitsubushi #hyundai

A tokunboh 2004 highlander is what you want to sell for 2.75m ok maybe it fell from the sky and u were the only one that picked it up clap for yahsef

kesmiraAutos:
An ultra clean 2004 model Toyota Highlander limited SUV full option selling for #1.980million Naira or nearest offer.

Location - Port Harcourt, Rivers state.


FEATURING
Limited 4wd vehicle

power seat control with power adjustable lumber support

Steering wheel gps voice command

Steering wheel cruise control

Fog lamp

Hallogeen display lights

Cream leather interior

power side mirrors

Alloy wheels

Keyless entry

Swift mode

Bluetooth/voice control

Factory fitted Air conditioning system with rear vents.

Automatic trunk release system
and lots more exciting features.

VEHICLE CUSTOM DUTY CERTIFICATES ARE AVAILABLE.

Interested person/s must come for physical inspection before any form of payment...

CONTACT MR KESTA ON 08170330876, 08156433879.
email - kesmiraautos@gmail.com
Thanks in anticipation.

but why N20,000 short of N2million I no just understand. Anyway pls is it the first body

corperscorner:
you kill person put for the inside? abi why the car no get interior?

abi u just dey snap car wey the owner park jejely for road side?

person just tire

Mrtesso:
Its Available In Port Harcourt again!!


°Neatly used 2007 Toyota Highlander V6 4wd.
°Sound engine and transmission
°Neat interior and exterior.
° Ac Is chilling and mileage is fairly Okay.
°Third Row seats for 7½ passengers
°Asking price is 1,950,000.


°Please Call: 08032629063

first body? and what is the mileage pls.

ToniaLee:
Low kilometer 2009 mitsubishi outlander AWD - V6 Engine with 7 seater

Maker: mitsubishi
Model: outlander
Year of manufacture: 2009
Colour: Red
Transmission: Automatic
Seater: 7 seater with four collapsible seats for utility
Climate control: Air conditioner
Seat: Cloth
Entertainment: CD/MP3, bluetooth with handsfree phone connectivity
Price: N1.75m or best offer
Location: Lagos State


For viewing contact: Tonia on 08033558911

Please is this ride still available?

sheyman2000:
Location:agege

Contact:08094009002

Good morning, nice ride but more pix will help especially the engine. Hope the price is negotiable.
thank you.

naughtyDiana:
have you had a baby and can't just get that tummy back to pre pregnancy size? do you suffer bloating regularly? have people told you it is in your nature to be fat? to have fat stored in your mid section? do you have difficulties producing breast milk? Do you have irregular monthly cycle? are you generally over weight? then this centuries old traditional secret will help take care of your worries. it is just #500 a wrap and that lasts 2days. call or WhatsApp. 08189176777 or follow on Instagram @ajumbaise1

what do you mean 'last two days' hope you know what you are saying and that you are not here to make money out of people's ignorance and vulnerability. Nigerians and being opportunists.

ChangeIsCostant:
A scorned lady went berserk after hearing that her boyfriend was spotted with another lady in Delta state. The lady simply identified as Christabel stormed her boyfriend's house, Tony after hearing that he took another lady to his duplex to have fun.

After arriving the house in anger, the lady threw away a pot of soup in the kitchen and scattered his house in a bid to show her displeasure.

According to reports, she also rained insults on Tony as she allegedly labelled him a cripple whom she she has been ''managing''.

Report has it that Christabel's sister has been calling Tony to beg him to forgive and forget her sister's 'madness'.

Here are pictures of the house after it was scattered.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/scorned-lady-storms-boyfriends-house-seen-another-woman-photos.html

duplex