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Nigeria's naira took a hit when this current administration wanted to make $1 equal to #1.

The annoying thing is that he called together a group of misfits who never understood how an economy functions.
Aunty Kemi for instance do not understand secondary school economics not to talk about a real life situation. So even when we were messed up already she simply thought Recession is just a word.

Hausa you want to rule? No problem just give Igbos the economy to manage and let Yorubas be in charge of tech and IT
Just do this and watch Nigeria bounce over Africa and the world.

mcgift:
️I am selling bra for ladies...best fashion from Italy
Inbox me with a pic of your boobs to select the one that fits its well

Panties are coming next week!❤️❤️❤️❤️

If a lady is selling briefs well you also inbox a Pic of you dick for her to give you the right size?

QuietHammer:
Harambe! Damn. Americans are crazy. The Walmart Yodeling kid is the next big thing to happen to the internet

Typo is biatch

You were more concerned with your online reputation than the your academic welfare. So you fail and become a beauty without brain.
Now the saying is happened to you that
when a woman has beauty without a brain, her private part suffers the most. _ Pete Edochie

The rest would rather register for Boko Haram.
Western education is sin.
Don't you believe it that most of these people are not sympathetic to Boko haram. No wonder they came out en masse to welcome them in Dapchi.

Please give these people a country of their own already.

Painted bride.

Paint by piccolo et Picasso

Uwa mmebi

Buhari is a driver... NNAMDI KANU IS A CHAUFFEUR

AnodaIT:
Will the lie be bigger than the 100 fighter jets that are looking for Dapchi girls?
The kidnappers even come back to drop the girls and not one of the 100 jets could see where they went

The fighter jets did see them but they were too high in the air that by the time they could descend they kidnappers were gone.

Best person to send.
The lie about to be told is huge, humongous and simply colossal.
The God and grand patron of lies need to be on ground to analyze this.
Put on your ear muffs guys and fasten your belts this lie will be deafening!

Nigeria

When she finish online she will still open leg for one agbero for a pack of indomie.
See her mouth as if she can effectively count a hundred thousand naira.

How will lizilicious believe this? Lizilicious already sound like Lizard even Lipodu
Li li everywhere.

She as her Legs crook like her brain

The labor of our heroes past shall never be in vain

who are these heroes?
Those that planted this tribalism in our polity with their sectoral politics?
Those that played regional politics and divided us on religious lines?
Or we talking about our living ancestors who even at 80+ won't give way to the young generation?
Please tell me, mention one of such heroes and don't you dare mention Nnamdi Azikiwe or Ahmadu Bello or Obafemi Awolowo and do not remind me of Gowon, Buhari etc al
This Lady here is the hero and all like her who even without pay still even use their own resources to do what needs to be done

May Nigeria come back again like Nokia

What if I reinstall the os?

For no reason they t

Know about sedation?

Kylekent59:
Some students are very lazy. We all know that if you don't read you will not pass.
It a choice you would have to take.


Let us observe something: Two ladies were discussing about the men they have met since maturity. After their discussion, a friend of yours came and you narrated every thing to him/her clearly and the way they said it without a mistake.


Now you are in a class and your lecturer had just finished lecturing you on entrepreneurship and a friend of yours came in and tells you to please explain what the lecturer lectured. You weren't able to explain. But y?

Remember, you could explain the conversations between the two ladies but couldn't explain the lecturer part.

Inorder to understand anything in this life, you must take every explanation as a mere gossip.

Imagine a mere gossip in differential calculus

Icon79:
Please, judge not that you may not be judged. He may be a man of God, nobody knows .... only God knows. However, I do have a problem with people inheriting pastorate/church from their parents or spouses. The Church of God is NOT a family business to be passed down from father to son. In the Bible Samuel wanted his children to become the judges in Israel after him but God rejected them.

Just something to think about.


O pari

When next you happen to see an armed robber or a suicide bomber with the bomb strap and all please do not judge (he might not be an armed robber or suicide bomber after all until he/she uses the weapon.

(Proverbs 7:10 KJV) And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.


Appearance matters really. You can't be looking like a gangster and claim a clergy. I weep for my generation

The fight is real
You know what I suffered in school with a megaphone mounted outside and waking me up by shouting alakuba.

That religion adherents are known to be violent therefore they can't be ordered to remove the noise or shut down

nuoladee:
Don't bring that mbgn crap here cause we all know the lenght girls go to win those things. But even then none of the girls is half as pretty as omowunmi or nike oshinowo who is in her 50s for that matter. None cause even kiss the feet of powede Lawrence. Quit hating and bringing up stupid stats abeg.

Igbo girls can really go lengths no wonder agbani Darego went lengths to win Miss World while those unknown names you mentioned were forming Virginia

bejeria101:
Who be igbo miss world? I hope its not brb!

Educate yourself but first vomit that greenish concoction and red peppery dwarf causing brews you ingested so that your brain may at least be at factory mode (sorry if it is already permanently damaged BTW)

Although Mary Ngozi Bienoseh did not win the maiden edition of MBGN in 1986, she became the first Nigerian to be named African Continental Queen of Beauty, reaching the top ten at Miss World 1987.[22] Other MBGN delegates who have received this honour are Chinenye Ochuba[23] and Anita Uwagbale in 2002 and 2004 respectively.[24] 1988 winner, Law student Bianca Onoh was crowned Miss Intercontinental in 1989,[25] and Theatre graduate Sabina Umeh was the first Nigerian to win the Personality prize at Miss World 1990. Toyin Raji was the recipient in 1995, despite withdrawing from the pageant due to political protests.[26] Prior to this, Raji had been named Miss Congeniality at Miss Universe 1995.[27]

MBGN's biggest achievement was in 2001 when Computer Science and Mathematics student Agbani Darego became the first native Sub-Saharan to clinch the Miss World title,[28] and the first Nigerian in the top ten at Miss Universe.[29]

At least three MBGN winners have previously competed at Miss Nigeria: Omasan Buwa (1987),[30] Sylvia Nduka (2010),[31] and Isabella Ayuk (2004)[32] Miss Nigeria 2002, Sylvia Edem, was in the top five at MBGN 1998,[33] as was Miss Nigeria 1993 Pharmacy graduate Janet Fateye who had competed in MBGN 1992 as Kemi Fateye.[unreliable source?]

Many MBGN winners have pursued careers in entertainment, including Sabina Umeh,[34] Regina Askia,[35] Emma Komlosy (who reigned for the longest period in MBGN history from 1996–1998, and to date remains MBGN's only mixed-race winner),[36] Celia Bissong,[37] and Munachi Nwankwo.[38] Lynda Chuba-Ikpeazu and Omasan Buwa have moved into politics,[39] and Nike Oshinowo has worked in pageantry.[40]
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_Beautiful_Girl_in_Nigeria[/url]

nuoladee:
Yorubas are too beautiful. God took his time with us no doubt.

Yes so

Igbos are naturally beautiful (no wonder they have so many beauty queens including a miss world )

Yoruba beauty needed an igbo man who have good eyes to spot one in a million (he painted her because he was surprised to find a beauty in those region wey tear tear face is seen as model beauty )

Yoruba needs igbo to show and even paint out what is beauty to them, no wonder they no wan take ear hear Biafra

Disclaimer : all you read above is not my handwriting o

Venza lookalike

Even for Man U? Morata are you ready?

lollarj:
cryptocurrency = gambling

domain flipping = rubbish

Cryptocurrency is what? Bia are they touching your brain?

Best is crypto, it should be number one there. So sad that nairaland ban it so that i pity many nairalanders. By the time it will be an everyday thing it will be too late for people here to invest

kelish:
am tried of this planet abeg, which other planet is condusive

Telemundo or maybe zee world planet

The pictures are perfect only that they forgot to include the moves of the guy.