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Romance / Re: I Can't Date A Man That Cannot Give Me 5million Naira Monthly - Lady by oneda(m): 11:42am On Mar 21, 2018
When she finish online she will still open leg for one agbero for a pack of indomie.
See her mouth as if she can effectively count a hundred thousand naira.

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Nairaland / General / Re: "Woman Gives Birth To A Lizard In Omoku Market" - Facebook User Shares Photos by oneda(m): 11:38am On Mar 21, 2018
How will lizilicious believe this? Lizilicious already sound like Lizard even Lipodu
Li li everywhere.

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Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Shares Bikini Photos, Says "Choose Your Favorite" by oneda(m): 2:58pm On Mar 19, 2018
She as her Legs crook like her brain

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Sports / Re: Funke Oshonaike: 3 Months To My Wedding, My Fiance Was Shot Dead In Nigeria! by oneda(m): 9:37am On Mar 12, 2018
The labor of our heroes past shall never be in vain

who are these heroes?
Those that planted this tribalism in our polity with their sectoral politics?
Those that played regional politics and divided us on religious lines?
Or we talking about our living ancestors who even at 80+ won't give way to the young generation?
Please tell me, mention one of such heroes and don't you dare mention Nnamdi Azikiwe or Ahmadu Bello or Obafemi Awolowo and do not remind me of Gowon, Buhari etc al
This Lady here is the hero and all like her who even without pay still even use their own resources to do what needs to be done

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Phones / Re: HMD To Release Two New Smartphones; Nokia 8 Pro And Nokia 9 by oneda(m): 7:35am On Mar 10, 2018
May Nigeria come back again like Nokia

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Phones / Re: See List Of 42 Smartphones That Come With A Trojan Bank Virus by oneda(m): 6:31am On Mar 08, 2018
What if I reinstall the os?
Politics / Re: Victor Banjo, The Yoruba Biafran Soldier: What You Don't Know About The Lt. Col. by oneda(m): 9:47am On Mar 07, 2018
For no reason they t
Crime / Re: "I Am Training My Daughter To Cripple Or Kill Any Rapist" - Nigerian Woman by oneda(m): 9:53am On Mar 06, 2018
Know about sedation?
Education / Re: What Will Happen To Naija Students If China Brings This Innovation To Nigeria ? by oneda(m): 9:15pm On Mar 05, 2018
Kylekent59:
Some students are very lazy. We all know that if you don't read you will not pass.
It a choice you would have to take.


Let us observe something: Two ladies were discussing about the men they have met since maturity. After their discussion, a friend of yours came and you narrated every thing to him/her clearly and the way they said it without a mistake.


Now you are in a class and your lecturer had just finished lecturing you on entrepreneurship and a friend of yours came in and tells you to please explain what the lecturer lectured. You weren't able to explain. But y?

Remember, you could explain the conversations between the two ladies but couldn't explain the lecturer part.

Inorder to understand anything in this life, you must take every explanation as a mere gossip.

Imagine a mere gossip in differential calculus
Religion / Re: Pastor Jimmy Odukoya's Wife, Kemi Banjoko Shares Photo Of Him Backing Daughter by oneda(m): 5:23pm On Mar 05, 2018
Icon79:
Please, judge not that you may not be judged. He may be a man of God, nobody knows .... only God knows. However, I do have a problem with people inheriting pastorate/church from their parents or spouses. The Church of God is NOT a family business to be passed down from father to son. In the Bible Samuel wanted his children to become the judges in Israel after him but God rejected them.

Just something to think about.


O pari


When next you happen to see an armed robber or a suicide bomber with the bomb strap and all please do not judge (he might not be an armed robber or suicide bomber after all until he/she uses the weapon.

(Proverbs 7:10 KJV) And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.


Appearance matters really. You can't be looking like a gangster and claim a clergy. I weep for my generation

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Religion / Re: Rwanda Shuts Down 714 Churches Over Noise Pollution, Safety Issues by oneda(m): 9:38pm On Mar 04, 2018
The fight is real
You know what I suffered in school with a megaphone mounted outside and waking me up by shouting alakuba.

That religion adherents are known to be violent therefore they can't be ordered to remove the noise or shut down

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ben Enwonwu’s Missing Painting, Tutu, Found In London Flat by oneda(m): 10:45pm On Feb 28, 2018
nuoladee:

Don't bring that mbgn crap here cause we all know the lenght girls go to win those things. But even then none of the girls is half as pretty as omowunmi or nike oshinowo who is in her 50s for that matter. None cause even kiss the feet of powede Lawrence. Quit hating and bringing up stupid stats abeg.


Igbo girls can really go lengths no wonder agbani Darego went lengths to win Miss World while those unknown names you mentioned were forming Virginia grin grin

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ben Enwonwu’s Missing Painting, Tutu, Found In London Flat by oneda(m): 10:33pm On Feb 28, 2018
bejeria101:


Who be igbo miss world? I hope its not brb!

Educate yourself but first vomit that greenish concoction and red peppery dwarf causing brews you ingested so that your brain may at least be at factory mode (sorry if it is already permanently damaged BTW)

Although Mary Ngozi Bienoseh did not win the maiden edition of MBGN in 1986, she became the first Nigerian to be named African Continental Queen of Beauty, reaching the top ten at Miss World 1987.[22] Other MBGN delegates who have received this honour are Chinenye Ochuba[23] and Anita Uwagbale in 2002 and 2004 respectively.[24] 1988 winner, Law student Bianca Onoh was crowned Miss Intercontinental in 1989,[25] and Theatre graduate Sabina Umeh was the first Nigerian to win the Personality prize at Miss World 1990. Toyin Raji was the recipient in 1995, despite withdrawing from the pageant due to political protests.[26] Prior to this, Raji had been named Miss Congeniality at Miss Universe 1995.[27]

MBGN's biggest achievement was in 2001 when Computer Science and Mathematics student Agbani Darego became the first native Sub-Saharan to clinch the Miss World title,[28] and the first Nigerian in the top ten at Miss Universe.[29]

At least three MBGN winners have previously competed at Miss Nigeria: Omasan Buwa (1987),[30] Sylvia Nduka (2010),[31] and Isabella Ayuk (2004)[32] Miss Nigeria 2002, Sylvia Edem, was in the top five at MBGN 1998,[33] as was Miss Nigeria 1993 Pharmacy graduate Janet Fateye who had competed in MBGN 1992 as Kemi Fateye.[unreliable source?]

Many MBGN winners have pursued careers in entertainment, including Sabina Umeh,[34] Regina Askia,[35] Emma Komlosy (who reigned for the longest period in MBGN history from 1996–1998, and to date remains MBGN's only mixed-race winner),[36] Celia Bissong,[37] and Munachi Nwankwo.[38] Lynda Chuba-Ikpeazu and Omasan Buwa have moved into politics,[39] and Nike Oshinowo has worked in pageantry.[40]
[url]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_Beautiful_Girl_in_Nigeria[/url]

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Ben Enwonwu’s Missing Painting, Tutu, Found In London Flat by oneda(m): 9:53pm On Feb 28, 2018
nuoladee:
Yorubas are too beautiful. God took his time with us no doubt.
Yes so

Igbos are naturally beautiful (no wonder they have so many beauty queens including a miss world kiss smiley kiss)

Yoruba beauty needed an igbo man who have good eyes to spot one in a million (he painted her because he was surprised to find a beauty in those region wey tear tear face is seen as model beauty grin grin )

Yoruba needs igbo to show and even paint out what is beauty to them, no wonder they no wan take ear hear Biafra grin


Disclaimer : all you read above is not my handwriting o

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Car Talk / Re: This Is What The 2018 Kia Optima Station Wagon Looks Like (photos) by oneda(m): 7:01am On Feb 28, 2018
Venza lookalike

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Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Signs For Mamelodi Sundowns, South African Football Club by oneda(m): 12:33pm On Feb 27, 2018
Even for Man U? Morata are you ready?
Business / Re: Digital Side Hustles That Can Fetch You Insane Income by oneda(m): 1:56pm On Feb 22, 2018
lollarj:
cryptocurrency = gambling

domain flipping = rubbish

Cryptocurrency is what? Bia are they touching your brain?

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Business / Re: Digital Side Hustles That Can Fetch You Insane Income by oneda(m): 1:55pm On Feb 22, 2018
Best is crypto, it should be number one there. So sad that nairaland ban it so that i pity many nairalanders. By the time it will be an everyday thing it will be too late for people here to invest

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Romance / Re: Ladies! Check Out These Defenses Against Sexual Predators(photos) by oneda(m): 11:33pm On Feb 20, 2018
kelish:
am tried of this planet abeg, which other planet is condusive

Telemundo or maybe zee world planet

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Romance / Re: Ladies! Check Out These Defenses Against Sexual Predators(photos) by oneda(m): 11:32pm On Feb 20, 2018
The pictures are perfect only that they forgot to include the moves of the guy.

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Sports / Re: Real Madrid Star Cristiano Ronaldo Breaks Yet Another Champions League Record by oneda(m): 8:51am On Feb 15, 2018
So when he managed to score a penalty to make it 1-1 in theirtgame against PSG to give them light in the first leg of the tie, he was thrilled and it showed – it also helped that he managed to reach 100 Champions League goals and also 101 Champions League goals for Real Madrid – and became the first player to do so for any side in the competition.


Considering he hasn’t been at Real for his entire career, it’s a pretty insane record to have, and knowing Ronaldo, he’s only going to want to do more and more despite being on the wrong side of 30 now and having people question if he’s still as good as he once was.

Ronaldo himself will think he’s getting better and better, and after winning the Ballon d’Or last season, made it very clear he thinks he’s the best in the world – and reaching 100 goals for the same club in the biggest competition of domestic football before anyone else won’t hurt that thought – and then he went one better and managed to get101.

Best of Twitter

Cristiano Ronaldo:
– 20 goals in his last 12 Champions League games.
– 100 Champions League goals for Real Madrid.
pic.twitter.com/D1znUH3kqD
— Coral (@Coral)
February 14, 2018


45 of Ronaldo’s 100 Champions League goals[so far] have come in the knock-out stages.
— Dermot Corrigan (@dermotmcorrigan)
February 14, 2018

Cristiano Ronaldo now the first player ever to score in every game of the UCL so far.
Breaking his own records like it’s nothing.
The world’s greatest.
100 UCL goals
#RMAPSG
pic.twitter.com/BcrMnLAy3S
— Olumide Babs (@Olu_Babz)
February 14, 2018

100 champion league goals for a club !!!!!! Ronaldo !!!
— SOUTH SOUTH SNIPER (@jarule147)
February 14, 2018

Ronaldo has 100 CL goals for Real Madrid.
— rahul (@rpk_mufc)
February 14, 2018

Ronaldo 100 CL goals
— Nigel Ho (@leginofficial)
February 14, 2018

That’s the century!
Cristiano Ronaldo has become the first player in#UCLhistory to score 100 goals for a single team.
#UCL#RMAPSG
https:///CSMC0hVkgTpic.twitter.com/1G3gN7yTwA
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD)
February 14, 2018

Cristiano Ronaldo is now the first player ever to score 100 Champions League goals for the same club.
pic.twitter.com/elrTK2HeDK
— Squawka Football (@Squawka)
February 14,2018

14 of Cristiano Ronaldo’s100 Champions League goals for Real Madrid were penalties.14% of the total.
pic.twitter.com/q0bsMhb1tc
— Squawka Football (@Squawka)
February 14,2018

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Family / Re: "If You Both Make The Money & He Decides How It's Spent, You're A Doormat"- Lady by oneda(m): 4:54pm On Feb 14, 2018
These are the type that Philippine president says to shoot in the va.gina

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Romance / Re: Powerful Photos Of A Mother Who Gave Birth At The Entrance Of The Delivery Room. by oneda(m): 10:06am On Feb 06, 2018
OrestesDante:
angry

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How disturbing is it that internet is making stupidity out of our generation. This is wrong.
Kids use internet too.

The fact that it's a birth scene doesn't make it non-graphic. This shouldn't be a news. Thousands of mothers give birth in a more intriguing way all around the world.

Censor the necessary.




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Wish the internet would censor useless posts as this

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Crime / Re: Don Waney‘s Gang Members Surrender by oneda(m): 10:02am On Feb 06, 2018
Crime is never a way

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Ketu In Ogun, Sack 30 Schools by oneda(m): 9:55am On Feb 06, 2018
West?

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Religion / Re: Born Again Lady, Sylvia Eguonor, Shares Before & After Photos by oneda(m): 8:47am On Feb 06, 2018
greencard:
Do u attend Deeper Life?



Anyways u are correct... There is making a lie(false claims by looks) and there is also telling a lie(false claims by words)

Nope I am among those whom God has shown mercy at this end time to know that Holiness in and out is required to go to heaven.

Shalom
Religion / Re: Born Again Lady, Sylvia Eguonor, Shares Before & After Photos by oneda(m): 4:36pm On Feb 05, 2018
(2 Corinthians 7:1 KJV) Having therefore these promises, dearly beloved, let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God

So many believes that the body is not important in salvation but the Bible says otherwise.
Also (Revelation 21:27 KJV) And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie : but they which are written in the Lamb’s book of life.

False hair, false complexion, false nails, false lashes false breast, false bums etc are simply lies. I will simply stand with the Bible that no lie or liar will enter that city.

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