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Phones / Re: THE XIAOMI (REDMI) SMARTPHONE BRAND 2020 by oneda(m): 12:34pm On Nov 26, 2019
Yahman1:
What's all this fuse abt Xaomi abi na Naomi Everytime here on NL?

Making it look as if people using Tecno/Infinix are lesser humans angry

There is no single Xaomi thread were u guys don't bash Tecno/Infinix users

Na by force to buy Naomi Ni? angry

Get your hands on a Xiaomi - no don't bother going for the big ones, just get a Redmi 5 plus - you will join me in bashing or even cursing TRASHion

Yahman1:

I don't need to, I'm jejely using my Tecno and I have no issues wit it so far, but each time I come across a thread on Naomi I must see Dem bashing Tecno/Infinix users, is it that dey can't sell their Naomi without mentioning Tecno/Infinix angry

How do you explain color to the blind? How do you explain to Infinix/Tecno users that they've been shortchanged?

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Crime / Re: Court Remands Mompha In Prison Custody Over N33 Billion Fraud by oneda(m): 2:29pm On Nov 25, 2019
Food don land
Phones / Re: Redmi Note 8: A Review... (to Buy Or Not To Buy Is The Question) by oneda(m): 12:24am On Nov 23, 2019
I ordered a CN version too. So even with the Global or EU rom I can't get mtn 4g?
Romance / Re: "Apart From Sex, Women Have Nothing To Offer In A Relationship." by oneda(m): 11:40pm On Nov 22, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Are you minding them? Men attract ladies of their type,if your woman offer only sex in relationship then it obvious u also dnt offer nothing else aside sex!! Birds of the same feathers flock together!! Rubbish!!!

This is the point exactly! Have you seen how you have tried and miserably failed to make common sense? Semantically, I can deduce from this lil writeup of yours that you're intellectually indicted...

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Chloe Shows Massive Cameltoe In New Pictures, Fans React by oneda(m): 11:29pm On Nov 18, 2019
Pussified idiots be crushing on rubber mtchewww

Celebrities / Re: Mompha Returns To Instagram Again After Sudden Disappearance by oneda(m): 12:02pm On Nov 15, 2019
Geminita1:
Humans are so weak. Once you are down they run away and hide, the minute you get back they jump out from nowhere singing your praise. Why are we such cowards. Humans are overrated, i''ll rather be a flower.

Of course you are a flower already... you smell like a Titan Arum flower, in fact you are a titan arum.

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Phones / Re: How To Activate MTN 300% Bonus In Addition 150MB by oneda(m): 3:25pm On Oct 24, 2019
what are the terms and conditions? I do not easily believe hemtihen
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Speak About Their Sex For Grades Experiences (Video) by oneda(m): 2:31pm On Oct 11, 2019
We hear

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Phones / Re: Enough Is Enough Tecno Vs Xiaomi,hauwei,oppo,sam And Vivo by oneda(m): 9:34pm On Jun 28, 2019
Why are you worrying yourself bro? Nigerians are still asleep tech wise. Any day a techno fan grabs a xiaomi, he will jejely throw away any crap called tecno or infinix. I no wan mention the other 1g crap called itel...

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi 7 How Good Is It by oneda(m): 8:37pm On Jun 23, 2019
Obaiyski:
It's a phone from a top brand, it's a good phone from reviews. But when compare with Umidigi brand of that range, I will go for umidigi

And you forgot the snapdragon processor? Op if you are someone that have peace of mind in your budget kindly go for Redmi 7.
I use Xiaomi too and its simply fluid and seamless.
Education / Re: Unizik Finally Completes Her Entrance Gate After 15years by oneda(m): 12:07pm On May 11, 2019
Jameskyrian:


And sound academic prowess should top my priority if i were you...... So finally, which one did you end up with?

I ended up with Maritime Academy. Regimented, beautiful environs, specialised in maritime affairs, security, not affected by ASUU or whatever, it's just perfect for me.
Celebrities / Re: Singer, Ciara Poses Completely Naked In Racy Photo by oneda(m): 6:39pm On May 10, 2019
EVILFOREST:
Okkk
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey matter in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....seductress
....air hostesss
....songstresses
....beauty Queen
....female bankers
....female marketer
....dance hall queens.
....female TV Anchorss.
....female combatant offisa
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
People will try to put this observation down.
Why don’t you closely observe such yourself..?
Don't say you were not warned.
Most MEN who settled 4 such are yet to find peace of mind.

Okafor's law Is always constant

Better respect yourself !!!!


Some men will not get sense I tell you.
The world spoiled when the people started listening to hoes on the Internet instead of the good old time mama advice.
Romance / Re: Two Sisters Cause A Stir On The Road With Their Backsides, Men Scream (photos) by oneda(m): 6:35pm On May 10, 2019
Shit and full of shit... https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.f9b9b11d0b77bdafc45501fae4800c68&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.%2fmedia%2f3og0Izb9JGQvVwx8lO%2fgiphy.gif&ehk=RkRDUIYbEY8QXZdzVBAu7A
Education / Re: Unizik Finally Completes Her Entrance Gate After 15years by oneda(m): 6:33pm On May 10, 2019
UNIZIK such a sorry school... Tried it 2011 and the dirty environs couldn't allow me... But academically they're very sound
Education / Re: Please Help A Brother Here. Quantitative Reasoning by oneda(m): 9:57pm On May 02, 2019
MNaira:

Using the last example (E.g 3)

If 46 is missing,
You'll say 7x7= 49....... 49 - 3= 46

If 3 is missing,
You'll say 7x7= 49...... 49 - 46 = 3

If 2 is missing,
You'll say 3x3 = 9..... 9 - 7 = 2

If 7 is missing,
You'll say 3x3 = 9 ..... 9 - 2 = 7

(IT WORKED FOR THE OTHER TWO EXAMPLES)
Have a nice day.

Thanks it never occurred to me to multiply the numbers with itself before subtracting thanks

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Education / Re: Please Help A Brother Here. Quantitative Reasoning by oneda(m): 2:06pm On May 02, 2019
Nobody? Please I need help here


olawalebabs,
Richiez,
Fynestboi

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Education / Please Help A Brother Here. Quantitative Reasoning by oneda(m): 10:12am On May 02, 2019
Please how do I some this?

Romance / Re: This Is Touching. God Why Allow This? But Again, Who Is This Lady? by oneda(m): 11:46pm On May 01, 2019
Kai! Do this to my sister and I'll find you...
I'll turn avengers for you...
I'll wait till you bear children and I'll kidnap and kill them one by one...
After your children are dead I'll come and castrate you...
I'll find those your parents and set a a guard over them, as soon as you send them a dime my guards will collect it from them.
I'll.... I'll... I mean I'll become sango and karma for your sake.
I don't have a bad mind but this is to show how much I'm pained right now for that lady.

Some people are just heartless... They sow the wind and won't fail to reap hurricanes
Kai! Sons of man!

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Education / Re: How To Pronounce 'huawei, Peugeot And Hyundai' Correctly. by oneda(m): 11:18pm On Apr 30, 2019
Xiaomi nko?
According to ex-Xiaomi sensation Hugo Barra, the best way to pronounce Xiaomi is 'show me'. But in reality the first syllable is more "Shio" than "Show,". So the right way to pronounce Xiaomi is "Shio-me"

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Phones / Re: Best Phone At The Moment For Both Camera And Video Quality by oneda(m): 9:08am On Mar 13, 2019
bravesoul247:
I declare your list inconclusive without the inclusion of TECNO Camon 11 pro

When they're talking about phones this one is talking about one called tecno
Phones / Re: Best Phone At The Moment For Both Camera And Video Quality by oneda(m): 9:05am On Mar 13, 2019
sylvoclair1990:
please sir how much is the xiaomi note 7 and how do i get it?

78k aliexpress
Phones / Re: Best Phone At The Moment For Both Camera And Video Quality by oneda(m): 9:45pm On Mar 10, 2019
OPTIMUSPRIME08:
Do your self a favor never buy anything tecno or infinix
Go for London used Pixel xl or get London used HTC m10
LG g6
New Redmi note 5AI
Redmi note 6 pro
Mi a2 lite
Redmi 5 plus
Redmi 6 pro
Umidigi one
Or umidigi one pro or
Huwaie y9 2019
Watch YouTube reviews and make your choice shalom

Op choose from this list of you want peace of mind. Xiaomi series expecially are the bomb.

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Phones / Re: Come Here If You Think You've Got The Best Home Screen by oneda(m): 9:14pm On Feb 04, 2019
I am a mariner.
Lock screen and home page

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Education / Re: Pakistani University Text Book Shows Difference Between Real And Fake Virgins by oneda(m): 5:08pm On Feb 03, 2019
If you say they are wrong then explain in what aspect they are wrong
Phones / Re: Samsung Officially Announces The Galaxy M10 With Dual Camera And Up To 3GB RAM by oneda(m): 1:31pm On Feb 03, 2019
Not even FHD and still too exorbitant.

Still rocking my Xiaomi till Samsung gets sense
Politics / Re: This Is The Stage Used In Paris Peace Summit VS The One Buhari Used (pics) by oneda(m): 12:53pm On Nov 13, 2018
the presidents visit from December 2017 and now
is there something that we are missing? What a coincidence he wore exactly the same clothes one year after

Phones / Re: Gionee A1 And Xiaomi Redmi 5 Plus.... Which Is Better??? by oneda(m): 5:18pm On Nov 10, 2018
I just ordered that Xioami Redmi 5 Plus on aliexpress 11/11 for 115 dollars. After my research, I have no doubt that it suits me well now
- performance wiseand pocket wise wink
Phones / Re: Please Advice Me, Which Of These Two Phones Should I Go For? by oneda(m): 12:43pm On Nov 06, 2018
Homtom s99 goes for 45000 naira on jumia

Xiaomi mi a2 lite goes for 67000 to 70000 naira on jumia

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