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SportsRe: Real Madrid Star Cristiano Ronaldo Breaks Yet Another Champions League Record by oneda(m): 8:51am On Feb 15, 2018
So when he managed to score a penalty to make it 1-1 in theirtgame against PSG to give them light in the first leg of the tie, he was thrilled and it showed – it also helped that he managed to reach 100 Champions League goals and also 101 Champions League goals for Real Madrid – and became the first player to do so for any side in the competition.


Considering he hasn’t been at Real for his entire career, it’s a pretty insane record to have, and knowing Ronaldo, he’s only going to want to do more and more despite being on the wrong side of 30 now and having people question if he’s still as good as he once was.

Ronaldo himself will think he’s getting better and better, and after winning the Ballon d’Or last season, made it very clear he thinks he’s the best in the world – and reaching 100 goals for the same club in the biggest competition of domestic football before anyone else won’t hurt that thought – and then he went one better and managed to get101.

Best of Twitter

Cristiano Ronaldo:
– 20 goals in his last 12 Champions League games.
– 100 Champions League goals for Real Madrid.
pic.twitter.com/D1znUH3kqD
— Coral (@Coral)
February 14, 2018


45 of Ronaldo’s 100 Champions League goals[so far] have come in the knock-out stages.
— Dermot Corrigan (@dermotmcorrigan)
February 14, 2018

Cristiano Ronaldo now the first player ever to score in every game of the UCL so far.
Breaking his own records like it’s nothing.
The world’s greatest.
100 UCL goals
#RMAPSG
pic.twitter.com/BcrMnLAy3S
— Olumide Babs (@Olu_Babz)
February 14, 2018

100 champion league goals for a club !!!!!! Ronaldo !!!
— SOUTH SOUTH SNIPER (@jarule147)
February 14, 2018

Ronaldo has 100 CL goals for Real Madrid.
— rahul (@rpk_mufc)
February 14, 2018

Ronaldo 100 CL goals
— Nigel Ho (@leginofficial)
February 14, 2018

That’s the century!
Cristiano Ronaldo has become the first player in#UCLhistory to score 100 goals for a single team.
#UCL#RMAPSG
https:///CSMC0hVkgTpic.twitter.com/1G3gN7yTwA
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD)
February 14, 2018

Cristiano Ronaldo is now the first player ever to score 100 Champions League goals for the same club.
pic.twitter.com/elrTK2HeDK
— Squawka Football (@Squawka)
February 14,2018

14 of Cristiano Ronaldo’s100 Champions League goals for Real Madrid were penalties.14% of the total.
pic.twitter.com/q0bsMhb1tc
— Squawka Football (@Squawka)
February 14,2018

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FamilyRe: "If You Both Make The Money & He Decides How It's Spent, You're A Doormat"- Lady by oneda(m): 4:54pm On Feb 14, 2018
These are the type that Philippine president says to shoot in the va.gina
RomanceRe: Powerful Photos Of A Mother Who Gave Birth At The Entrance Of The Delivery Room. by oneda(m): 10:06am On Feb 06, 2018
OrestesDante:
angry

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How disturbing is it that internet is making stupidity out of our generation. This is wrong.
Kids use internet too.

The fact that it's a birth scene doesn't make it non-graphic. This shouldn't be a news. Thousands of mothers give birth in a more intriguing way all around the world.

Censor the necessary.




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Wish the internet would censor useless posts as this
CrimeRe: Don Waney‘s Gang Members Surrender by oneda(m): 10:02am On Feb 06, 2018
Crime is never a way
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Ketu In Ogun, Sack 30 Schools by oneda(m): 9:55am On Feb 06, 2018
West?
Christianity EtcRe: Born Again Lady, Sylvia Eguonor, Shares Before & After Photos by oneda(m): 8:47am On Feb 06, 2018
greencard:
Do u attend Deeper Life?



Anyways u are correct... There is making a lie(false claims by looks) and there is also telling a lie(false claims by words)
Nope I am among those whom God has shown mercy at this end time to know that Holiness in and out is required to go to heaven.

Shalom
Christianity EtcRe: Born Again Lady, Sylvia Eguonor, Shares Before & After Photos by oneda(m): 4:36pm On Feb 05, 2018
(2 Corinthians 7:1 KJV) Having therefore these promises, dearly beloved, let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God

So many believes that the body is not important in salvation but the Bible says otherwise.
Also (Revelation 21:27 KJV) And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie : but they which are written in the Lamb’s book of life.

False hair, false complexion, false nails, false lashes false breast, false bums etc are simply lies. I will simply stand with the Bible that no lie or liar will enter that city.
Car TalkRe: Hyundai Faces N165 Million Suit Over Alleged Supply Of Defective Automobile by oneda(m): 6:49am On Jan 31, 2018
These foreign companies need to be taught heavy lessons so they won't be taking citizens for a ride. Anyways if the government would rather deploy the army on its own unarmed protesters while turning blind
eyes to armed has slamming cattle rearers and even invasion of its territory by Cameroon when will they have time to address issues as this?
CrimeRe: With New Car , Lady Turns Her Life Around After 7 Years In Jail - Pictures by oneda(m): 4:21pm On Jan 29, 2018
Armed robbery and kidnapping?
Seems the loot was stashed somewhere... Waiting for things to cool down

Just assuming anyways
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon CM Unboxing Video And First Impressions by oneda(m): 7:20am On Jan 29, 2018
Another rubbish....
Car TalkRe: 5 Most Popular Car Brands In Nigeria by oneda(m): 7:19am On Jan 29, 2018
Without Mercedes I no gree
EducationRe: Twelve UNIOSUN Students Collapse Inside Lecture Room.. by oneda(m): 9:54am On Jan 20, 2018
Twelve?
Foreign AffairsRe: Tanzanian Government Bans The Posting Of Nude, Raunchy Photos On Social Media by oneda(m): 3:57pm On Jan 19, 2018
What did I even say self?
EventsRe: Unyime Idem Gets 20 Birthday Cakes In 90 Minutes! (Photos) by oneda(m): 5:48pm On Jan 15, 2018
Idem, the owner of idems Ultimate the number one telecommunications place in Akwa Ibom
CelebritiesRe: Chigozie Atuanya Bags Chieftaincy Title "Oyi Na-atu Mba 1" Of Igboland (Photos) by oneda(m): 2:14pm On Jan 05, 2018
What a title, cold wey dey catch ndi igbo
CelebritiesRe: "2017 Was The Toughest Year In My Entire Life" - Toolz Says In New Photos by oneda(m): 5:12pm On Dec 31, 2017
This year, I became a millionaire. Thanks to Ripple

#cryptocurrency is the way brothers
PhonesRe: Is Your Home Screen Better Than Mine? by oneda(m): 3:49pm On Dec 31, 2017
snowden9:
Aviate Launcher has got to be the best launcher ever.Makes my phone easy to use.
Please what application displays Bible verse as you have there?
BusinessRe: How Much Did You Save In 2017? by oneda(m): 1:42pm On Dec 21, 2017
THANKS TO CRYPTO CURRENCY (RIPPLE ESPECIALLY ) I AM NEARING A MILLION WITH A SALARY OF 20K OR LESS
HealthRe: Kidney Failure: Patient’s Mother Greedy, Took N3.9m, Says NGO by oneda(m): 9:38am On Dec 06, 2017
Hian
A Pastor is involved... Freeze right now

PoliticsRe: Section Of Senator Wamakko's Building Collapses In Sokoto. Photos by oneda(m): 5:54pm On Oct 30, 2017
the way I look at our yam eaters

Crime10 Criminals Who Got Caught Due To Their Hilarious Stupidity by oneda(op): 5:06pm On Oct 30, 2017
1. In 2013, two men tried to rob a restaurant but were told by the owner to come back after an hour. When the men returned back after an hour, they were arrested.
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In August 2013, on a late Sunday night, two men, Mario Garcia, 39, and Domingo Garcia-Hernandez, 28, entered a West Rogers Park restaurant and demanded food. The owner told them that he was too busy. Upon hearing that, Garcia Hernandez said, “I will kill you. I have a gun with me.” Garcia-Hernandez, who is 4-foot-8-inches tall and weighs 160 pounds, then displayed a gun from under his jersey that was partially concealed in a red t-shirt. Concerned for the safety of his patrons, the owner asked them to come back in an hour. The duo left soon after.

After they left the premises, the owner called the police. Surprisingly, both the men returned after an hour with a baseball bat. Police arrested them on the spot and charged them with one count of attempted, aggravated robbery. Later, the police found the “firearm’’ which turned out to be a black toy water pistol. It was wrapped in a red t-shirt and hidden in the back yard of the suspects’ home.

2. A Chinese thief snatched a woman’s phone and ran into the nearby building to escape. The building turned out to be a police station.
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A thief in China got caught when he ran into the police station after committing the crime. The incident took place in the city of Shenzhen in China’s Guangdong Province. The suspect, surnamed Chang, had only arrived in Shenzhen recently and was not familiar with the neighborhood, but this didn’t deter him from snatching a woman’s phone. After grabbing her phone, he ran through the traffic and straight into a building which was actually a police station. The brave woman chased after the thief, stumbled, but managed to get up and continued chasing him. Upon reaching the police station, she shouted for help. A police officer promptly arrested the man on the spot.

3. Taliban commander, Mohammad Ashan, turned himself in to the police claiming $100 as finder’s reward after misunderstanding a wanted poster featuring his face.
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A Taliban insurgent in Afghanistan, Mohammad Ashan, proved to be the world’s dumbest terrorist after attempting to claim a $100 reward for turning himself in. The incident took place in 2012 when Mohammad Ashan strolled towards a police checkpoint in the Sar Howza district of Paktika Province. He had brought along with him a wanted poster bearing a picture of his own face and demanded the finder’s fees. According to officials, Ashan had misunderstood the meaning of “wanted.” Officers arrested Ashan on the spot.

Biometric checks confirmed that the man Afghan police were holding was the alleged insurgent U.S. troops had been looking for. He was suspected of plotting at least two attacks on Afghan security forces. SPC Matthew later told the press: “We asked him, ‘Is this you?’ and Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, ‘Yes, yes, that’s me! Can I get my award now?’ “

4. A guy with a mask tries to rob a Radio Shack he works at with a stun gun and pepper spray. He ends up tasing himself, returns later to work his shift, and gets arrested.
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In 2014, a man decided to rob the Radio Shack at Sunset Point Road in Florida where he worked. Wearing a blue ski mask, the man, Andre T. Puskas, entered the store at 9:30 a.m. He had pepper spray and a stun gun along with him. Inside the store, an employee dropped to the floor but tried to move. Andre saw her and pepper-sprayed her. As the woman ran, Puskas then tried using a Taser on her but ended up tasing his own hand. Soon he ran out of the store and tossed the mask in a dumpster.

Andre returned back to the same Radio Shack at 4 p.m. for his regular shift and was arrested. He later admitted to the police that he had tried to rob the store

5. A thief got caught when he dialed 911 after the truck he had stolen ran out of gashttps://www.unbelievable-facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Mvc-004f-e1501655567560.jpg
In 2009, a 19-year-old Tacoma man stole a 1985 Chevrolet truck from the storage yard of City Transfer, Inc. This incident was witnessed by an employee of the company who reported it to police. Later that day at about 12.30 p.m., another employee of the same company spotted the stolen truck on Highway 167 and called 911 to report that someone was in the truck. A few minutes later, police received a call from the Tacoma man who reported that his truck had run out of gas and is now stranded on Highway 167.

When police reached the spot, the Tacoma man was wearing a City Transfer green reflective jacket and tried to claim he worked for the company. But the City Transfer employee who initially saw the man take the truck came to the scene and identified the driver as the same man he saw earlier in the day at the storage yard. Washington State Patrol troopers arrested him on the spot. State Patrol troopers and City Transfer employees discovered the truck stalled because the Tacoma man had filled the tank with unleaded gas when the truck required diesel.

6. A Brazilian robber went to rob a bank but got robbed himself – twice. He then went to a police station to report the crime and got arrested on the spothttps://www.unbelievable-facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/article-cctv3-1213-e1501656010371.jpg
Mauricio Fierro, a Brazilian robber, was robbed twice in the same night. The bizarre event took place when Fierro parked his car in front of a pharmacy that he wanted to rob. He left the engine running so he could quickly flee with his ill-gotten gains. As he was collecting the cash from the pharmacy, another thief sprinted over to his vehicle and made off with it. After a while, Fierro came back from the shop carrying a bag of money only to find his escape car was no longer there. While he looked around, another man grabbed his loot and made off.

Angry at being robbed, he went to the police station to report the crime. But when he was there, he bumped into the pharmacy owner whom he had just robbed. Police arrested him on the spot and then allowed a local television news crew into the station for an interview. While speaking to the reporters, Fierro moaned about the “insecurity” of the city. He also said and that he had not been able to enjoy his car, which had cost him “a lot of blood, sweat, and tears” to obtain. When the reporters asked him whether he had bought the car or not, Fierro revealed that he had in fact stolen it the day before.

7. Two American robbers attempted robbery after disguising their faces with permanent marker. they got caught when police stopped their vehicle and their faces matched the description
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In October 2009, Iowa police received a call on a Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa. Police responded to the call and a few blocks away stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description. When police looked at the two persons, they were stunned by their disguise. The two men, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, had streaked their faces with a permanent, black marker. Their strange disguise made it easier for the police to recognize them. Both men were charged with attempted burglary, and McNelly was charged additionally with operating a vehicle while intoxicated.

8. Robber James Allan got caught when, in a fury, he revealed his face to a security camera because he couldn’t figure out how to open the door of the store he was robbing
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There are many things that can go wrong in an armed robbery, and figuring how to open a door is likely to be least of the problems. However, it was a door that led to the undoing of criminal James Allan when he had trouble working out which way it opened. Allen robbed a shop in 2012 disguised in a baklava and then tried to get out through the door. But he failed to distinguish the difference between the door’s “push” and “pull” mechanism. After a lot of tries, the frustrated 28-year-old took off his balaclava – only to reveal his face to the store’s CCTV camera. Out of frustration, he kicked a panel near the door and knocked over a display, then fell to the ground exhausted. He then demanded the store manager to let him out.

After the store manager opened the door, Allan ran out. He was found by the police on the same road three hours later with the balaclava in his pocket.

9. A car thief in South Africa got himself auto-locked in the car while trying to steal it and got caught
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This incident took place in South Africa’s capital city Pretoria near the North Gauteng High Court. The owner of the car parked it at this location and then walked away. As soon as she walked away, a man used a jamming device and got into the car. But the auto-lock system of the car locked him inside and he couldn’t get out. As the man started to panic, he asked passersby for help, saying he was one of the city’s many car guards. The police were called in, but the man was stuck inside for more than an hour-and-a-half before the owner returned and unlocked the vehicle

10. A cat burglar in China got caught when he was left dangling while attempting to squeeze through a fifth-floor window
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When a Chinese burglar tried to break into an apartment, he got caught in the most unlucky way. He was trying to enter the apartment through a window. But the size of the window proved to be a bit too small for him, and he got stuck. Police and firefighters arrived at the scene and started to help him. One rescue worker climbed out of the window and pushed the man back inside. It took them a half hour to get the would-be thief safely into custody.
EducationRe: 46 Phobias (fears) -pictures by oneda(op): 4:16pm On Oct 30, 2017
cacophobia is what I have when I remember IamKashyBaby

EducationRe: 46 Phobias (fears) -pictures by oneda(op): 4:12pm On Oct 30, 2017
Tecnofanboy:
I fear noffin grin grin so i gat no phobia cool cool
that is phobophobia

EducationRe: 46 Phobias (fears) -pictures by oneda(op): 4:08pm On Oct 30, 2017
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EducationRe: 46 Phobias (fears) -pictures by oneda(op): 4:07pm On Oct 30, 2017
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EducationRe: 46 Phobias (fears) -pictures by oneda(op): 3:52pm On Oct 30, 2017
I have Nomophobia. Who doesn't in this age? Even Seun

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