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MadHeadLeft2:
I will advise you yo take three specializations in Coursera

1. Google IT Specialization
2. IBM Devops Specialization
3. Product Management Specialization
4. Learn Project management perhaps take the PMP.


If you absorb all the knowledge and skills in these, you eill have access to opportunities that pay more than 20 dollars per hour entry level. It's also a great foundation for building your eventual Specialization within tech.

Is there a way to learn them free?

gidgiddy:
I will give one. When he wrote a book about his life in London in 1795, not even the man who created Nigeria, Frederick Lugard, had been born. He is one of the greatest historical figures to come out of Africa in the last 200 years

His name is Olaudah Equiano

He's not Igbo, he's actually Yoruba. Ola is normal Yoruba name naw, udah means drum in owo dialect

Ndi ofe mmanu ndi uchu

Na wa

Mom007:
This part is actually like waste to the people that grow turkey. It's part of the wing, near the tip. The other really fleshy parts are probably used for stuff like ground turkey, sliced turkey breasts etc

So na the waste part that makes it to the market?

I've been meaning to ask this question since.
What happens to the other parts of Turkey other than the wings?
All I see to buy and in people's food is only the wings, where are the laps, the breast and other parts? Who eats those parts?

Hehehehe
Monday morning talking about Tinubu while he's making money
Hehehehe
I no ever take it on DM my haters hehe

APC supporters don dey enjoy life hehe

Add your own lines

It's not about Jesus Christ actually but of religious figures

SpaceX:
But na them Dey invent things

And given the opportunity they have to us here we won't invent things?
Anyways they're about to, if not already, invent their own extinction

dkidd:
Lol see U 😂... Back then in school this weyrey banny disturb my life na I decide to lash one time only. Baba the way she dey moan U go feel say na one kind virgin I dey penetrate. The pussy na borehole I was just using knowledge to fire the edges and bend her in certain ways that will make it less obvious but then the crying abi wailing became too much. Me when wicked... I pulled out, guess what? This fool was still moaning like a bastard na there I just give up. Some girls no well really no be only film trick

Is Her name Margaret? 😂😂
If no be say na sin we go sin I for say make God punish her wherever she dey now

The same way I hate WWE knowing that it's all fake is the same way I hate porn. The fake moaning is the most disgusting thing, like which girl starts shouting immediately you touch her?

jahson19:
How much did u do it if u can help. Me do it and waybill to warri delta state.

Send a dm

The democrats be like APC
They lied about the capacity of Joe Bidden and now provided Kamala as his substitute. Who is Kamala? Yes you guessed right! Joe Bidden's vice.
The whole problem she's been saying she'll solve was created by Trump? Well Trump was President 4 years ago!
Just like APC blamed and continue to blame Jonathan - who was president 9 long years ago - the Democrats continue to blame a 4 years ago Trump.
Coincidentally this failed APC government was foisted on Nigeria by who? Obama, a DEM who had the incumbent vegetable as his vice.

Americans are still humans and humans in large gatherings are majorly idiots...

Westerhoffe:
OK… and it works fine and lasts?

For now it's ok
It's been one month now

advanceDNA:
Cant phone makers spice of the mobile phone tech abit by roling out phones with innovative body designs and OS/user interface ...

Every phone just looks boringly the same these days...

Innovative design that you'll end up hiding with a phone case while looking at the bland screen?
Abeg design a sample innovative phone let's see

Westerhoffe:
Did you get it?
Where and how much?

No, I did construction battery at Aba Abia state

The type of people that should occupy the corridors of power
Not those insatiable kleptomaniacs who send prayers to inboxes or have refineries in Malta

Blazebond:
And yet they call on the entire world to protect them anytime Iran is about to blast them shebi,you brainwashed African clowns have no brain in your head at all,your stupidity is incurable.

That is what makes them great, their little efficient strength plus their strong allies.
Nigeria needed Britain, Russia, USA, France, Egypt etc to defeat a ragtag Biafra and it still cost them three good long years.

If Biafra had been the one with the allies or even some of them, you loudmouths won't be making fun of Ojukwu as you do today.

If Tinubu had taught me anything in life, it is to win by any means - steal it, grab it and run with it! Even Obi's allies are turning out against him because he didn't win (of course he won but he didn't defend his win).

If this happened in Nigeria, we'll be hearing something like
they demanded 20 million for the kid
While police will be like we're putting pressure on the kidnappers, they'll soon release him smh

Why is money so glorified in Nigeria?
Churches and mosques worship money they sell out to money.
The justice system is all about money, justice is for sale.
The politicians all about money.
Professors sale out for money, selling grades for money and eventually when called to moderate the national elections, they sale to the highest bidder.
The Nigerian women's emotion is moved only by money. The girls will follow you if you have money while even the married women will open their legs immediately at the scent of money.
Do I need to talk about the boys? Yahoo yahoo and ritualists all for money
Everything in that godforsaken, good-abandoned, truth-hating, lies-loving, morality-lacking country is all about money

One Akwa Ibom girl that year been gree for me after long chasing. Normally I no dey try get any girl twice but that the ukwu that girl carry no gree me leave her matter.
Finally she accept and base on day I no get my own crib I booked us a short rest. As I no wan loose guard I still top up with Viagra.
As she undressed my Odogwu just dey nod but immediately I wan insert fiam! I went limb!
Men! I tried everything but e no work. She just dey there dey look me with one wicked smile.
I gats call my main to check because mind don dey cut me like Man U ticket buy I didn't notice anything amiss
So guys no be every toto dey for bangs

For those twins two good head is definitely better than one. Na them got still retain the substance wey they carry enter unless of course they be meremere n'ihu gwampiti n'azu.
As for others, E get that glow up girls go glow you go know say they're going through a lot and a lot is going through them. This is except they're married or got good employment

See Ororo and her big stubborn forehead like siuuu!

Imagine eating a kiwi egg... So much sacrifice in one plate

God bless all mothers jhor

Infinix? Small YANSH dey shake o but yansh na yansh

Once you descend this hole you're not coming back
Watch as other forms of madness start festering like the sick Western societies.
Now you'll start seeing those useless gay scenes that do not add anything to the story but to push their agenda

YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH
YANSH NA YANSH

YES I'M SHOUTING

Naija
Did those banks invest or those figures were loans?

Skit abi na clip from nollywood movie while the friends are acting surprised when they're part of the cast mtcheww
Next!

This fearless farmer killed this venomous snake and posted it on his Twitter handle
Pepper soup is ready

The fearless farmer who took down a venomous snake! My bravery and quick thinking saved the day!

It has two legs 😳
What is the name of this snake pls
https://twitter.com/Naija_farmers/status/1799870672505561430?t=9rO_I8adCAZU9_gnG1VSHg&s=19