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Politics / Re: Foreign Interest Likely Behind Planned October Protest, Says Ex-British Envoy by oneda(m): 7:31am On Sep 20
Na wa
Food / Re: Where Are The Other Parts Of Turkey? by oneda(m): 9:27pm On Sep 18
Mom007:
This part is actually like waste to the people that grow turkey. It's part of the wing, near the tip. The other really fleshy parts are probably used for stuff like ground turkey, sliced turkey breasts etc
So na the waste part that makes it to the market?
Food / Where Are The Other Parts Of Turkey? by oneda(m): 6:12pm On Sep 18
I've been meaning to ask this question since.
What happens to the other parts of Turkey other than the wings?
All I see to buy and in people's food is only the wings, where are the laps, the breast and other parts? Who eats those parts?

Business / Re: FIRS imposes N50 Levy For Transfers From ₦10,000 & Above by oneda(m): 3:59pm On Sep 07
Hehehehe
Monday morning talking about Tinubu while he's making money
Hehehehe
I no ever take it on DM my haters hehe

APC supporters don dey enjoy life hehe

Add your own lines

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Education / Re: My Weirdest Discussions With Meta AI, You Will Be Shocked by oneda(m): 9:20pm On Sep 03
It's not about Jesus Christ actually but of religious figures

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Crime / Re: Anatoly Moskvin Who Mummified Dead Girls Like Dolls For PLEASURE by oneda(m): 1:11pm On Sep 02
SpaceX:
But na them Dey invent things
And given the opportunity they have to us here we won't invent things?
Anyways they're about to, if not already, invent their own extinction
Romance / Re: What Porn Has Normalized That Isn’t Normal At All. by oneda(m): 8:13pm On Aug 30
dkidd:

Lol see U 😂... Back then in school this weyrey banny disturb my life na I decide to lash one time only. Baba the way she dey moan U go feel say na one kind virgin I dey penetrate. The pussy na borehole I was just using knowledge to fire the edges and bend her in certain ways that will make it less obvious but then the crying abi wailing became too much. Me when wicked... I pulled out, guess what? This fool was still moaning like a bastard na there I just give up. Some girls no well really no be only film trick


Is Her name Margaret? 😂😂
If no be say na sin we go sin I for say make God punish her wherever she dey now

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Romance / Re: What Porn Has Normalized That Isn’t Normal At All. by oneda(m): 12:51pm On Aug 30
The same way I hate WWE knowing that it's all fake is the same way I hate porn. The fake moaning is the most disgusting thing, like which girl starts shouting immediately you touch her?
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by oneda(m): 6:48pm On Aug 27
jahson19:

How much did u do it if u can help. Me do it and waybill to warri delta state.
Send a dm
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Guardian View On Kamala Harris’s Speech: The Democrats Have Liftoff by oneda(m): 6:29pm On Aug 25
The democrats be like APC
They lied about the capacity of Joe Bidden and now provided Kamala as his substitute. Who is Kamala? Yes you guessed right! Joe Bidden's vice.
The whole problem she's been saying she'll solve was created by Trump? Well Trump was President 4 years ago!
Just like APC blamed and continue to blame Jonathan - who was president 9 long years ago - the Democrats continue to blame a 4 years ago Trump.
Coincidentally this failed APC government was foisted on Nigeria by who? Obama, a DEM who had the incumbent vegetable as his vice.

Americans are still humans and humans in large gatherings are majorly idiots...
Phone/Internet Market / Lucky Deal! Brand New Samsung S24 Ultra For Sale by oneda(m): 3:41pm On Aug 24
Brand new s24 Ultra for sale
12GB Ram
1TB Rom

Condition: Brand New
Price: 2million naira
Slightly negotiable

Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by oneda(m): 3:29pm On Aug 24
Westerhoffe:


OK… and it works fine and lasts?

For now it's ok
It's been one month now
Phones / Re: Philips Mobile Nigeria - Finally Launch ( Essence 10 ) Into Nigeria Market by oneda(m): 9:59am On Aug 24
advanceDNA:


Cant phone makers spice of the mobile phone tech abit by roling out phones with innovative body designs and OS/user interface ...

Every phone just looks boringly the same these days...

Innovative design that you'll end up hiding with a phone case while looking at the bland screen?
Abeg design a sample innovative phone let's see
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by oneda(m): 8:10pm On Aug 23
Westerhoffe:


Did you get it?
Where and how much?
No, I did construction battery at Aba Abia state
Education / Re: Teacher Uses His Salary To Cook Jollof Rice And Chicken For His Students by oneda(m): 10:40pm On Aug 15
The type of people that should occupy the corridors of power
Not those insatiable kleptomaniacs who send prayers to inboxes or have refineries in Malta

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Foreign Affairs / Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by oneda(m): 7:36am On Aug 07
Blazebond:
And yet they call on the entire world to protect them anytime Iran is about to blast them shebi,you brainwashed African clowns have no brain in your head at all,your stupidity is incurable.

That is what makes them great, their little efficient strength plus their strong allies.
Nigeria needed Britain, Russia, USA, France, Egypt etc to defeat a ragtag Biafra and it still cost them three good long years.

If Biafra had been the one with the allies or even some of them, you loudmouths won't be making fun of Ojukwu as you do today.

If Tinubu had taught me anything in life, it is to win by any means - steal it, grab it and run with it! Even Obi's allies are turning out against him because he didn't win (of course he won but he didn't defend his win).

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Travel / Re: Nigerians Help SA Boy Who Walked Home For 8 Hours After Losing Bus Ticket (PICS) by oneda(m): 4:09am On Jul 26
If this happened in Nigeria, we'll be hearing something like
they demanded 20 million for the kid
While police will be like we're putting pressure on the kidnappers, they'll soon release him smh

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Crime / Re: Teenager Murders 70-Year-Old Father Over Money In Edo by oneda(m): 7:05am On Jul 18
Why is money so glorified in Nigeria?
Churches and mosques worship money they sell out to money.
The justice system is all about money, justice is for sale.
The politicians all about money.
Professors sale out for money, selling grades for money and eventually when called to moderate the national elections, they sale to the highest bidder.
The Nigerian women's emotion is moved only by money. The girls will follow you if you have money while even the married women will open their legs immediately at the scent of money.
Do I need to talk about the boys? Yahoo yahoo and ritualists all for money
Everything in that godforsaken, good-abandoned, truth-hating, lies-loving, morality-lacking country is all about money

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Romance / Re: Are There Girls That Are Impossible To Get Intimate With? by oneda(m): 10:49am On Jul 13
One Akwa Ibom girl that year been gree for me after long chasing. Normally I no dey try get any girl twice but that the ukwu that girl carry no gree me leave her matter.
Finally she accept and base on day I no get my own crib I booked us a short rest. As I no wan loose guard I still top up with Viagra.
As she undressed my Odogwu just dey nod but immediately I wan insert fiam! I went limb!
Men! I tried everything but e no work. She just dey there dey look me with one wicked smile.
I gats call my main to check because mind don dey cut me like Man U ticket buy I didn't notice anything amiss
So guys no be every toto dey for bangs

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Education / Re: Edo Nursing Student Shares Then And Now Pictures Of Her Course Mates by oneda(m): 10:29pm On Jul 02
For those twins two good head is definitely better than one. Na them got still retain the substance wey they carry enter unless of course they be meremere n'ihu gwampiti n'azu.
As for others, E get that glow up girls go glow you go know say they're going through a lot and a lot is going through them. This is except they're married or got good employment

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Sports / Re: No DNA Test Needed Footballer Edition (picture) by oneda(m): 9:12pm On Jun 30
See Ororo and her big stubborn forehead like siuuu!
Education / Re: Animals That Sacrifice A Lot Before Giving Birth by oneda(m): 10:31am On Jun 25
Imagine eating a kiwi egg... So much sacrifice in one plate

God bless all mothers jhor

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Phones / Re: Camera Battles: Infinix Note 40 Pro Vs. Samsung Galaxy S24 Vs. Iphone 15 Pro Max by oneda(m): 9:20pm On Jun 18
Infinix? Small YANSH dey shake o but yansh na yansh grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Thailand Legalises Same Sex Marriage by oneda(m): 11:26am On Jun 18
Once you descend this hole you're not coming back
Watch as other forms of madness start festering like the sick Western societies.
Now you'll start seeing those useless gay scenes that do not add anything to the story but to push their agenda

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Romance / Re: Omo!!!!! Guys Wey Like Yansh Come And See Ohhhh by oneda(m): 7:27am On Jun 18
YANSH NA YANSH
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YANSH NA YANSH

YES I'M SHOUTING

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Business / Re: Aiteo Records N471 Billion In Half Year Earnings, Targets N1 Trillion by oneda(m): 8:15am On Jun 16
Naija
Did those banks invest or those figures were loans?
Romance / Re: Man Surprised His Girlfriend With A Portrait Of Her In Bed With Another Man by oneda(m): 2:49pm On Jun 13
Skit abi na clip from nollywood movie while the friends are acting surprised when they're part of the cast mtcheww
Next!

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Nairaland / General / See This Fearless Farmer Killed A Cobra by oneda(m): 11:20pm On Jun 09
This fearless farmer killed this venomous snake and posted it on his Twitter handle
Pepper soup is ready

The fearless farmer who took down a venomous snake! My bravery and quick thinking saved the day!

It has two legs 😳
What is the name of this snake pls

https://twitter.com/Naija_farmers/status/1799870672505561430?t=9rO_I8adCAZU9_gnG1VSHg&s=19

Science/Technology / Re: What Type Is This Snake I Marched To Death Today by oneda(m): 4:51pm On Jun 07
tiswell:
you dey avoid people when you owe money?


Like dis snake for bite you
I just like myself by myself
Science/Technology / Re: What Type Is This Snake I Marched To Death Today by oneda(m): 11:41pm On Jun 06
muyico:
this is cobra! very venomous!
thankz for killing him! many more killing come ur way! nah better meat! cari am go do pepper soup?
Carry the venomous wahala go do pepper soup? Chineke mu eh!
Let me come and be going mbok!

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Science/Technology / What Type Is This Snake I Marched To Death Today by oneda(m): 9:40pm On Jun 06
I saw this snake today as I decided to follow a bush track in my estate instead of the normal road. Somehow I just want to avoid people as much as possible.
Please who knows the type? Is it venomous?

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