Make she come first she go take say naija jellof rice no be like how e appear for pishure

26andsearching:
I don't know why am always meeting materialistic ladies

Although I didn't do much dating at school, but the few I had were so demanding. Meanwhile the reverse is the case for my guys.

Am not the stingy type, I love to go out on dates , once in awhile​ hand out not so expensive gifts but cool gifts. Send airtime if I can.

But the kind of gals I meet eh
Be like

I need money to make hair 3k...

I need money for one silly thing or the other and so on.

Virtually putting responsibilities​ that belongs to her father on my head.

I tend to yield to some because of konji sometimes, I can't die na

I always admire my friends​ babe. She is so content. I mean I can't even describe how cool she is.
She actually paid for my friends final year fees and supported him when he had family issues. I know there lot of ladies like this out there , but why am I yet to meet one

Okay this happened to​ me last week at ICM. Saw this chic looking all good. I didn't dull we started talking exchanged contacts , immediately we got home started chatting on WhatsApp , in my mind was already happy my have got an honest one.

Next day was a Saturday. Woke up na she they my mind

Started chatting immediately , cut long story short , she asked me for 3k , I nearly mad.

I mean am yet to even ask u out and u had to make that request.

This threw me off balance, and I had to take a long pause and think. It's really scaring me cos am in the point of my life where I have to be serious.

I just can't phantom out wat the problem might be.

Is that am too fine Cos hell yeah I am ( don't ask for my pic)

Or they money smell on me when I walk

Money isn't my issue, but I don't just want to build a relationship around a liability gal.

I would really appreciate good and solid opinions especially from married people.

Thanks

Go and arm yourself here https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

Drop my chair for here first

Lovely

Pamelayoung:


Sir, pls I need a job in the maritime sector as well. Can you please be my mentor?

Well I went through the maritime school.This is the only way I know. Its a high risk zone and i won't even encourage you to come in until you are properly trained.


It pays to master the sea trade though

You just told us now

In addition to ICT certs, I'll recommend safety certs especially those looking to work in the engineering sector. I am in the Maritime sector and believe you me, here certifications are not something - they are everything. You won't even be employed without your basic safety cert (we call it MANDATORY for a reason.)

Which kind thing be this again?
I don't support jungle justice yesterday and I won't start now.

I say do not sentence him to death, no that'll be too merciful.
Send him to a lifetime in a maximum security prison where hardened and seasoned homosexual inmates are. There he'll be raped on the clock in the anus till he curse the day he first sucked breastmilk.
Satan will gladly surrender to some human beast such as this. Gush!

Mynd44:

I hope you know that with each repair, your device losses second hand value.

It is not my fault the manufacturers did a shady job on their product. I biught with my money and expect optimum service from a product I buy while retaining my value. It is their right to give me that

Oga Mynd44 no mind all these tecno defenders here. Let them keep promoting fakes and mediocrity.
A product of 5 days gives a fault with normal use and you say fix it. A replacement is what he should get period!
That's how I bought Tecno w1 for my sales boy and the thing started giving issues in a month. I took it back and was ready for Armageddon but they found its a faulty battery and gave me a brand new battery.
We as citizens of this country should rise up and start demanding our rights squarely. we shouldn't be taken for a ride by all and sundry in our own mama kitchen o

See BABA warn anyone wey im name na Sandra Taylor to stay off my FB foreign account o. No come make Facebook ban me o.

Nickizoe:
Hmmmmm!!



Meself am surprise at my self..

Didnt know someone has that name here

Kpele!

Alright am simply Oneda and am Onedaful and if you behave, you will be my Oneda

lfleak:
the person above me is in the pool..

No be atuma akpukpa be this river?

I think that when someone who is unjustly arrested is cleared, he will be apologized to or even to some extent will be paid damages? Yet in this anti-clockwise country you still bail yourself after unlawful/wrong arrest.
Una see why Mugabe say that Zimbabwe is more developed than Nigeria?

Nigeria is not a zoo, no, zoos have cages and rules. . . Nigeria is a wild jungle

Nickizoe:
No onedA .....am O+ tnk jah

WHY ARE YOU MENTIONING ME?

Bubu is with Aisha in za oza room

Source : https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2090270697866891&id=100006519431858

*LADY ON FIRE*
By Uncle Ebo

He was having his evening beverage

That's when she joined him.

"Hi there handsome, you're looking good. So fine I can eat you up" she said sitting down.

"I thought we agreed to keep away from each other? I am a married man" he told her.

" Come on. I won't bite. You can't resist me, no man can" she said.

"I am a married man" he told her.

"Fight all you want but soon I will have you. I am way better than your wife" she told him.

"You are nothing compared to my wife" he told her off.

"Really? All this body. All these curves. All these sweetness.

I bet your wife is not as good in bed as I am" she told him unbuttoning the top button of her blouse to reveal her cleavage then lifting up her skirt, just a bit.

"If I was a lustful and unfaithful man, all that would move me. But I am too grown to be enticed by what you're showing off.

I am a grown man, you think all that consumes my mind is sex? And for your information, my wife is actually great in bed" he told her.

"How will you know unless you do me.

Try me tonight. Let's drive in your black car to a romantic hotel, I promise you a night you will never forget" she told him.

"You know what you are? You are lazy? A lazy woman" he told her then took a sip of his beverage.

"How dare you call me lazy?! I am a high flying educated woman. Any man would give anything to have me" she said.

"Fair enough. But would you give anything to make a man?" He asked.

"What do you mean?" She questioned.

"You look at me and find me attractive yet you disrespect the woman behind who I am, you want me to cheat on my wife, the woman behind my attractiveness" said he.

He drank a sip and continued,

"My wife is responsible for the man in me that you want today. When I had little, my wife believed in me. These suits you see me wearing, are my wife's idea,

I ask for her advice on what to wear. My success has come to pass because she prays for me and puts up with my demanding work hours. She corrects me and moulds me and that has moulded my character.

The Range Rover you see me outside driving that you fancy, I bought that with my wife. She and I invested to buy our house. I look attractive and pleasant because she treats me well and gives me peace.

And now you want to have the man that she made out of me and dishonour her? You want to have the man that she has built for years? You are lazy?"

Silence.

"I see you turning down the single men who want you and yet you want me, a man that another woman has made?

No, it doesn't work like that. Find your own single man, believe in him, pray for him, support him, nurture him and mould him to be the attractive man you want him to be. You women have a nurturing and helping gift, activate your gift.

My wife has been busy building me and I will not leave her for a woman who has nothing to offer but her sexiness.

So if you may excuse me, I need to drive home and take my wife on a date. She deserves the best" he said as he stood up and drank a last sip.

He reached in his wallet and placed gh50 on the table.

"Have yourself a drink as you think about your life and how you'll stop being lazy and find a single man you can build with. My generous wife and I have paid for the drink" he said.

He walked away as she looked on.

"I need to find my own husband" she thought to herself.

We need ur prayers, ur guides and more@Ladies who want to become our woman.

And she was right

bobowaja:
@ oneda, thanks but we are no longer using VPNs for Facebook again (those guys have ups their security system, we are now using the plan B).

no p boss

Thanks Op for helping us out.
I got all ready. Waiting for the next step.

God bless you

Tb Joshua

youngest85:
Kenya again

What version did you smoke?

do they sell data there?

watching Indecency with the office computer and data

thats all she got na

Now two souls are gone