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Agriculture / Re: The Largest Pig Farm In Plateau State by oneda(m): 5:24pm On Mar 20
Exousiang01:
Great job.

If this were to be in the east.
The headliner would have been " The largest Pig farm in Nigeria Owned by an Igbo man, richest Pig Farmer in Africa"

Then the comments that would follow would be
Igbo Amaka
Igbos the China of Africa
If not for Igbos Nigeria will never progress
Etc.....

Just chilling tho.
Good to be back in the country, everything na cruise....

Welcome, my name is Obinna Udeh

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Politics / Re: FG Charges Miyetti Allah Leader With ‘unlawful Creation Of Ethnic Militia’ by oneda(m): 6:51pm On Mar 14
Finally Fulani herdsmen don collect.
Just wait long enough and what is going around will come around

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Politics / Re: Ibom Deep Seaport: Umo Eno's First Step In The Right Direction by oneda(m): 11:56pm On Mar 13
This is what Akpabio should use his power at senate President to do but he's more concerned in sending prayers to mailboxes

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Politics / Re: Umahi: No Need For Protest In Southeast, Tinubu Has Solved Our Challenges by oneda(m): 1:16pm On Mar 04
Yes Tinubu kinda solved our problem. Before it goes like this
Customer: Oga how much?
Seller: N200 (gain is N30)
Customer: na N180 I dey buy last
Seller: Oya bring money, make I just sell am because say na you o

Now
Customer: Oga how much?
Seller: N1500 (gain is N700)
Customer: haba! Oga you wan kee person?
Seller: you no know say Dollar cost and e dey affect everything?
Customer: Oga make I pay N1000
Seller: na N1450 last
Customer: na wa o Tinubu no go finish person

So the Igbo man is happier as he makes the money even though he gets to spend higher but the emphasis is making more money grin grin
But you see salary people? Even 100% increase is still a child's play since the prices are more than 300% increase angry angry

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Romance / Re: I Am Going To Blow Your Mind (pictures Included) by oneda(m): 4:58pm On Mar 01
Fires? The great library of Alexandria was also burnt
Romance / Re: I Am Going To Blow Your Mind (pictures Included) by oneda(m): 10:16pm On Feb 28
okoroemeka:
anybody that claims to know what happens after death is ignorant, nobody knows,but you can use your imagination and start from the beginning of your life to know how death will be,it is just a vast nothingness of no conscious thoughts,our consciousness and awareness as human beings has made us weave myths and legends about death ,but the probability of us be born is so huge that to die on Earth is a privilege for the select few,just imagine what you remember or know when you are still a foetus and that is how death will be like
And then you went on to tell us that you know that it's vast nothingness. You're ignorant and that's confirmed by you

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Romance / Re: Rewriting History With Photoshop (photos Included) by oneda(m): 10:23pm On Feb 25
Ourtruth247 You posted some YouTube video links in done of your previous threads and I watched those videos only to have my YouTube account banned.
They said copyright something something, but then I've never uploaded videos on YouTube, only watch.
I can't even appeal and those videos were equally deleted.
How do I research? Where do I start from? I don't want to use Google
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 115 Abokis In Enugu And Collects N110m, $8368 by oneda(m): 8:22pm On Feb 22
Hmmm
Family / Re: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by oneda(m): 7:53am On Feb 09
When will they stay Tinubu for refusing to take care of his Children Nigerians?

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Family / Re: My Husband Of 10 Years Threw Me Out by oneda(m): 6:38am On Jan 24
So many on your first post adviced you to forget it but take good care of your daughter. You didn't take those advice and now you and your girl are in the street.
My advice now is: you're already down so fight to your last. Regroup, find a job stabilize and then fight them with everything.
Involve human rights and social media. Make it go viral and trend. Get their pictures out there and make them famous. You won't even get anything outa thís because the 15 year old won't be jailed or something
Your second option is to forget it and focus on improving your condition now

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Politics / Re: Victor Banjo: The Biafrian Soldier That Fought Against Nigeria by oneda(m): 8:38pm On Jan 16
These men were the last patriots. They believed in a Nigeria that could never be - a Nigeria where merit determines a mama fortunes. They didn't do it for gains or for tribe.
These are the heroes past whose labours shouldn't be in vain but alas! they're labours are in vain!

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Investment / Re: 5 Money-sucking Demons You Didn't Notice Are Draining Your Pocket by oneda(m): 10:45pm On Jan 15
Op you see that eating out? It works if you're more than one person. If not it's cheaper to eat out than cook as a single person.
By eating out I mean at a reasonably priced local restaurant not fast food them o!
As a matter of principle, I no dey near Fast food them o! I once entered Tantalizers and ate a plate of rice with one tiny beef and water only to pay 2450 Naira. Normal restaurant is 1200 a plate with extra meat. By restaurant I don't mean those dirty ones that you'll buy a plate of food 500 Naira with 2 free plates of diarrhea grin cheesy
Believe me, if you want to cook properly and similar quality at that of a good restaurant 2450 at most or 1200 Naira cannot get you anything.
If you're a family of 2 and above, its more reasonable to cook at home

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Men Like This? When Will They Have Sense? by oneda(m): 12:27pm On Jan 02
That guy should be donated to Yahoo boys to use to plus up. Oh! Sorry! Baba no go even accept him.
Just tie him to a pole in the forest key hunters use him for target practice. Kai! What a disgrace to manhood

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Phones / Re: Will You Buy The Itel 5G Phone For N140,000? by oneda(m): 9:07pm On Dec 23, 2023
The bad taste Transion devices left in my mouth since the days of Tecno M and L series still persists.
I avoid anything Tecno, Infinix not to even mention itel.
Samsung or Xiaomi since I'm not a fan of iPhones

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet President Putin’s Daughter, Maria (faassen) Vorontsova Biography by oneda(m): 11:13am On Dec 12, 2023
dangermouse:


African adage:

Do not fear a woman with big buttocks,

She can never f..k herself by herself .

Morals: With all what not, it is still a man like you that will marry her.

Old African adage Mr.
Modern women f..k theirselves by theirselves.
Family / Re: See What 12 Year Old Boy Did When He Saw His Mother Twerking by oneda(m): 9:26pm On Dec 10, 2023
When your mama is a how. It's just started, kids will soon be bantering with their mama nudes.
Ayo: no be your mama pussay be this? She no fit shave self
Emeka: at least it's better than your mama own wey get breasts flats like bathroom slippers
Stupid Hoes are having children... Tueh!

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Romance / Re: But why do Homebase Guys eat Rice with Spoooon? by oneda(m): 9:17pm On Dec 10, 2023
Indians eat with their hands
Politics / Re: Ex-petroleum Minister Excelled In Corruption - TY Danjuma by oneda(m): 9:42pm On Nov 28, 2023
Danjuma,
Pointing 1 finger and 3 fingers point firmly back to him while his thumb points to God above for witness

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Crime / Re: Police ASP, Prince Akhindenor, Charges POS Girl To Court For Refusing To Marry H by oneda(m): 7:32am On Nov 25, 2023
This is the girl's side of the story. The side of the story to raise public sympathy. On a normal, I don't trust policemen but if we are to get the truth of this matter we'll raise it's all a plot to paint the man as the villain because the real terror is female.
Sister, what do you think will happen when you're accepting gifts up and down? Return those things ASAP for a man's heart is where his treasures or properties are

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Romance / Re: What Do Women Think When They Do This by oneda(m): 7:20am On Nov 25, 2023
Women have it downside up! They think what happens in the female dating world is obtainable in the male dating world. To the female, the man with the most woman is the hot cake. That is called herd mentality. This is also why women hate male virgins. She don't want it if no other woman wants it.
Then the male brain is contrary. He wants her only for himself. That is why a man will always value a virgin. No man is ready to deal with another man's shit

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Phones / Re: 60° Curved Screen: Visual Marvel Of The Infinix Zero 30 by oneda(m): 8:14pm On Nov 22, 2023
Is this one marvel? Something that's been there since Samsung galaxy s6 edge?

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Phones / Re: I Bought This Powerbank For 1.2 Million Naira PHOTOS by oneda(m): 12:48pm On Nov 17, 2023
If you're using it during the night
1 200ah battery 220k
4 190w solar panels 200k
1 30a mppt charge controller 70k
1 900va/ 1kva inverter 100k
Total 590k

If you're using only during the day
You can use 100ah battery
Other costs include wire 6mm flex wire which goes for 3k per yard, breakers and then Installation cost. If I'm to do it, I'll charge 70k for bungalow and 120k and above depending on how many stories the building is

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Phones / Re: Does Phone Brand Determine The Amount Of Data It Consumes? by oneda(m): 8:48pm On Sep 23, 2023
Yeah
Phones / Re: Samsung S22 Ultra Unboxing And Camera Comparison With Iphone 13 Pro Max (photos) by oneda(m): 4:46pm On Mar 06, 2022
ije egoo
Health / Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by oneda(m): 7:18pm On Jul 26, 2021
Hmm
Romance / Re: Side Chick Pallava!! How Side Chicks Create Problems For Men by oneda(m): 11:14am On Jul 15, 2021
vickydankal:
If only the cheating men can use the money wasted on side chicks to upgrade and maintain their wives.

You see The problem is not the sexiness, dressing, shape or sexual adventure of the wives. The men just want another kind of food even if it is bad.

I believe non of the parties should take the blame when either of them decides to cheat. Cheating is a personal decision.

If you can endure with one woman divorce her than infect her with sti and stds from this gutter girls.


That's my 2 cent.
You also do not take cognizance of the fact that the wife is to blame sometimes.
So many married men are suffering in their own marriages. They're denied sex by their wives for many flimsy reasons. So many married women feel arrived once they're married. They stop taking care of themselves except they're going out. They ration sex based on their moods, nags the man to oblivion, et cetera. Soon they start looking more like the man's mother instead of his partner.
How many married women try to even work out and stay fit? These are some of the things that attracted the man in the first place and the side chicks know this for sure. The wives know too but they simply don't care.
When I was younger, my mother made sure we eat before leaving the house. So if you bring any food to give me in school I won't eat because I am full.
Wives should simply be their husbands' side chicks and any man who goes further than these is a womanizer.

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Food / 4 Major Healthy Effects Of Drinking Beers by oneda(m): 11:16am On Jul 11, 2021

Before we explore what this study uncovered, it might be prudent to note: We're not promoting heavy drinking, or even alcoholic drinking at all. In this meta-analysis, which was recently published in the international, peer-reviewed journal Nutrients, a team of nutrition and food science researchers in Spain examined studies from 2007 to 2020 that had all considered the effects of mostly alcoholic beverages on health. However, some of the studies they reviewed suggested that naturally occurring nutrients in the beer, and not the alcohol itself, were what delivered some of these health benefits. Since the choice of non-alcoholic beers has never been more abundant, parts of this study also mean good news for beer drinkers who abstain from alcoholic beer.

1. Moderate beer drinking may protect you against cardiovascular disease
The researchers state that five of six studies they selected for review identified "a protective effect of moderate alcohol drinking on cardiovascular disease." This was true for individuals who regularly drank up to 13.5 ounces of beer per week when compared to abstainers and occasional drinkers.

2. Beer may help to prevent diabetes in men
The researchers state: "Men abstainers had a significantly higher risk of developing abnormal glucose regulation … than occasional beer drinkers, suggesting occasional beer consumption may be protective [against diabetes] in men."

3. Beer was associated with healthier bone density.
When looking at bone density and risk of fracture among older individuals, the researchers in the current study state that "very low levels of consumption were associated with a decreased fracture risk." For this variable, they suggest "non-alcoholic components of beer may also be involved," as they get scientific by explaining: "Other compounds present in beer (e.g., phytoestrogens such as 8-prenylnaringenin) act synergically with silicon to stimulate osteoblast cells, improve bone structure, and help remineralize bone and teeth."
All this to say, you might not have guessed that a small amount of beer may actually contribute to your bone health for the long haul.
4. Beer may lower cholesterol.
The researchers highlight several studies which suggested that beer helps promote good cholesterol and regulate the body's processing of bad cholesterol, thanks in large part to the antioxidants in a good brew. It's important to note that this was found when a very small amount of beer was consumed, between half an ounce and an ounce per day.

Source: https://www.eatthis.com/news-effects-beer-health-study

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Romance / Re: Pick Just One: Choose Any Of These Women. by oneda(m): 6:07pm On Mar 02, 2021
My babe
Very faithful+Very Beautiful+Stubborn+wonderful cook+attention LovePeddler+Virgin
Romance / Re: 10 Street Facts About Guys and Ladies That Can't Be Denied by oneda(m): 8:34pm On Aug 03, 2020
You picture me on number 9
Always unserious and playful yet the A's never stop flowing.
If you follow me and play then you'll be fulfilling that Igbo proverb "Oke soro ngwere maa mmiri, ya koo ngwere oga ako kwa oke?" (If the rat got soaked in the rain with the lizard, when the lizard dries will the rat also dry?)
Romance / Re: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by oneda(m): 2:52pm On Jul 19, 2020
OP my advice is simple RUN
What this girl's done to you is called emotional blackmail. She waited till you fell in love with her before she opened up to you
Remember Okafor's law, those two men before can always have her again especially the first man.
How? you may ask, through their kids is the easiest route.
I am even afraid of a girl's ex when there is no kid between them not to talk of when there is a permanent souvenir to show.

Last last na only you fit settle this matter but no bring stories here later o

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