Where is that mod that was quick to put the thread about his death on frontpage? Can you be quick to put this one too?

Always in India

Nezero:
Kill Bill : Black Mamba

Kill Bill really

That's effectively taking the Waterfronts and the oil from Akwa Ibom Kai!

Somebody want the oyel all to himself now

Connoisseur:



There you have it

Everyone would take one aspect of this write up as it applies to their life and label themselves 'smart'.

The really smart ones will read the post, shake their heads and move on.

PS: I am not exclusively referring to the post I mentioned

I decided against that already. I hated to be an outcast considered beyond my age and time even by my own parents and yet so depressed to suicidal level. So I make that effort to speak up, meet new people and join the social circles. It does not take away that loneliness of being at the top but it makes depression go away at least.
I may not be smart but I hate the brain dead foolishness I see around me

blingxx:


Do you also prefer old music to the nonsense we hear nowadays ..if yes we probably have alot in common

Eggxactly! Old and obscure music and musicians over these trash of nowadays.

You summed my life there. All through school my mates will come to me with problems but never when there's a social or get together event.

Is it my fault that I see no enjoyment in BBnaija, see Kim K as utterly stupid and can't listen to Nikki Minaj?
Anyways I've decided to be foolish a bit and loosen up to enjoy life, go out and make friends even though we hardly think alike.
I only help in your problems if you include me in your social circle. That way I'll hardly be left out

emeernest:
The real bad ass phone

Una hear this one so? Or the bad ass you mean means crap?

Redmi note 8

psalmsmiles:
Thank Jah say them no kill this one roast in the name of bushrat... yet.

Don't thank Jah yet o! That will definitely be the fate of that animal because the workers who caught it took it away.

More

This animal was caught in a construction site in my school today.

I presume this is a sloth because of how slow it is.
I didn't even know we have it in Nigeria.
It a very firm grip with the limbs and the teeth.
Treat it carefully if you come across it because it bites hard (I didn't know if it's venomous)

NwaAmaikpe:




First and foremost I'd love to say a huge thank you to the commenter above me.
With that done, over to you OP.

For you to disregard the basics of personal safety by going on a date with a random stranger you met off Facebook shows how desperate you are to settle down.
I also admire your honesty about it as seen in your closing paragraph.

But I'd advice something

Because a woman's greatest laurel is a husband, do everything and anything in your power to secure one if age is already doing an Usain Bolt on you.

A once-married is even better than a never married so stoop low to conquer.
Forget about ideals because life is not yet ideal to you.

If he wants you to be fair, buy all the bleaching creams in the market and feast on them.
If he wants you all natural, shave off everything, look like a Shaolin Monk for him.

If he wants more flesh on you, go to events and ask for leftovers and feast on them.
When you've gotten into his house as a wife, only then you can turn the tables.

But it isn't fair to judge a man who was honest about his preferences.
He didn't lead you on, you led him on by misrepresenting yourself and that was a subtle way of telling you that you did not make his cut.

Quit looking for love on the internet, spend more time in gatherings like Shiloh.
May the good Lord not make you end next year as a desperate spinster.

Shalom.

This is all the sense you need Op. Just be sure to read in between the lines

How much i dislike someone touching me when am sleeping. I'll rather have 11 sha where I have to be the one to do the touching

Instead of 150 you paid 500 with thank you on top.

If you know you know
.

Ewooo! so Ref you no know say I be GOAT?

ncpat:
Infinix phones are good products especially when it comes to graphics, I'm currently using infinix hot 6 pro with 3GB ram and 32GB storage and it plays all games mentioned above smoothly.

Infinix got sick of people's complaints about they not using good chipset, know what they did? They went back on a time machine to the time of dinosaurs and resurrected an abandoned SD 450 chip and called it hot 6 Pro. Yeah! Hot horse-shit pro.
Were in late 2019 mr wake up! Xiaomi, Huawei, Oppo, and vivo are not meant for Advanced countries alone

Yahman1:
What's all this fuse abt Xaomi abi na Naomi Everytime here on NL?

Making it look as if people using Tecno/Infinix are lesser humans

There is no single Xaomi thread were u guys don't bash Tecno/Infinix users

Na by force to buy Naomi Ni?

Get your hands on a Xiaomi - no don't bother going for the big ones, just get a Redmi 5 plus - you will join me in bashing or even cursing TRASHion

Yahman1:

I don't need to, I'm jejely using my Tecno and I have no issues wit it so far, but each time I come across a thread on Naomi I must see Dem bashing Tecno/Infinix users, is it that dey can't sell their Naomi without mentioning Tecno/Infinix

How do you explain color to the blind? How do you explain to Infinix/Tecno users that they've been shortchanged?

Food don land

I ordered a CN version too. So even with the Global or EU rom I can't get mtn 4g?

Pettyprincess:
Are you minding them? Men attract ladies of their type,if your woman offer only sex in relationship then it obvious u also dnt offer nothing else aside sex!! Birds of the same feathers flock together!! Rubbish!!!

This is the point exactly! Have you seen how you have tried and miserably failed to make common sense? Semantically, I can deduce from this lil writeup of yours that you're intellectually indicted...

Pussified idiots be crushing on rubber mtchewww

Geminita1:
Humans are so weak. Once you are down they run away and hide, the minute you get back they jump out from nowhere singing your praise. Why are we such cowards. Humans are overrated, i''ll rather be a flower.

Of course you are a flower already... you smell like a Titan Arum flower, in fact you are a titan arum.

what are the terms and conditions? I do not easily believe hemtihen

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