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EducationRe: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by oneda(m): 8:54pm On Apr 01, 2024
Offhand wey Sir Paul use flog shege comot for me head that year is not correct?
I can recite the book of Psalms offhand ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms extempore ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms by heart ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms offhead ❎

Abeg Aunty Jewessgratitud3 no over teach us o
CrimeRe: Man Kills Childhood Friend In Ondo, Steals His Motorcycle, Sells It For ₦130,000 by oneda(m): 10:34am On Apr 01, 2024
My childhood friend died in 2019 and I've not even recovered from the loss. Ugo if I had to be the one to kill you, you'll have lived till a 100. If you had okada and my gang of okada snatchers snatched it from you, I'll scatter the gang if they didn't return it to you asap.

People are now living worse than animals cry
What a Waste
TravelRe: This Is The World's Widest Highway With 26 Lanes. by oneda(m): 11:14pm On Mar 31, 2024
If this were to be in Nigeria now especially in the south east or South South the military and every other paramilitary agency will block the road every two poles and be collecting money from the motorists
CrimeRe: Frank Geng-Quangrong Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing Ummukulsum Sani by oneda(m): 12:15pm On Mar 26, 2024
Finally this one head no dey I'm shoulder go back chinko
Wetin woman dey cause
AgricultureRe: The Largest Pig Farm In Plateau State by oneda(m): 5:24pm On Mar 20, 2024
Exousiang01:
Great job.

If this were to be in the east.
The headliner would have been " The largest Pig farm in Nigeria Owned by an Igbo man, richest Pig Farmer in Africa"

Then the comments that would follow would be
Igbo Amaka
Igbos the China of Africa
If not for Igbos Nigeria will never progress
Etc.....

Just chilling tho.
Good to be back in the country, everything na cruise....
Welcome, my name is Obinna Udeh
PoliticsRe: FG Charges Miyetti Allah Leader With ‘unlawful Creation Of Ethnic Militia’ by oneda(m): 6:51pm On Mar 14, 2024
Finally Fulani herdsmen don collect.
Just wait long enough and what is going around will come around
PoliticsRe: Ibom Deep Seaport: Umo Eno's First Step In The Right Direction by oneda(m): 11:56pm On Mar 13, 2024
This is what Akpabio should use his power at senate President to do but he's more concerned in sending prayers to mailboxes
PoliticsRe: Umahi: No Need For Protest In Southeast, Tinubu Has Solved Our Challenges by oneda(m): 1:16pm On Mar 04, 2024
Yes Tinubu kinda solved our problem. Before it goes like this
Customer: Oga how much?
Seller: N200 (gain is N30)
Customer: na N180 I dey buy last
Seller: Oya bring money, make I just sell am because say na you o

Now
Customer: Oga how much?
Seller: N1500 (gain is N700)
Customer: haba! Oga you wan kee person?
Seller: you no know say Dollar cost and e dey affect everything?
Customer: Oga make I pay N1000
Seller: na N1450 last
Customer: na wa o Tinubu no go finish person

So the Igbo man is happier as he makes the money even though he gets to spend higher but the emphasis is making more money grin grin
But you see salary people? Even 100% increase is still a child's play since the prices are more than 300% increase angry angry
RomanceRe: This topic has been removed by oneda(m): 4:58pm On Mar 01, 2024
Fires? The great library of Alexandria was also burnt
RomanceRe: This topic has been removed by oneda(m): 10:16pm On Feb 28, 2024
okoroemeka:
anybody that claims to know what happens after death is ignorant, nobody knows,but you can use your imagination and start from the beginning of your life to know how death will be,it is just a vast nothingness of no conscious thoughts,our consciousness and awareness as human beings has made us weave myths and legends about death ,but the probability of us be born is so huge that to die on Earth is a privilege for the select few,just imagine what you remember or know when you are still a foetus and that is how death will be like
And then you went on to tell us that you know that it's vast nothingness. You're ignorant and that's confirmed by you
RomanceRe: This topic has been removed by oneda(m): 10:23pm On Feb 25, 2024
Ourtruth247 You posted some YouTube video links in done of your previous threads and I watched those videos only to have my YouTube account banned.
They said copyright something something, but then I've never uploaded videos on YouTube, only watch.
I can't even appeal and those videos were equally deleted.
How do I research? Where do I start from? I don't want to use Google
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 115 Abokis In Enugu And Collects N110m, $8368 by oneda(m): 8:22pm On Feb 22, 2024
Hmmm
FamilyRe: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by oneda(m): 7:53am On Feb 09, 2024
When will they stay Tinubu for refusing to take care of his Children Nigerians?
FamilyRe: My Husband Of 10 Years Threw Me Out by oneda(m): 6:38am On Jan 24, 2024
So many on your first post adviced you to forget it but take good care of your daughter. You didn't take those advice and now you and your girl are in the street.
My advice now is: you're already down so fight to your last. Regroup, find a job stabilize and then fight them with everything.
Involve human rights and social media. Make it go viral and trend. Get their pictures out there and make them famous. You won't even get anything outa thís because the 15 year old won't be jailed or something
Your second option is to forget it and focus on improving your condition now
PoliticsRe: Victor Banjo: The Biafrian Soldier That Fought Against Nigeria by oneda(m): 8:38pm On Jan 16, 2024
These men were the last patriots. They believed in a Nigeria that could never be - a Nigeria where merit determines a mama fortunes. They didn't do it for gains or for tribe.
These are the heroes past whose labours shouldn't be in vain but alas! they're labours are in vain!
InvestmentRe: 5 Money-sucking Demons You Didn't Notice Are Draining Your Pocket by oneda(m): 10:45pm On Jan 15, 2024
Op you see that eating out? It works if you're more than one person. If not it's cheaper to eat out than cook as a single person.
By eating out I mean at a reasonably priced local restaurant not fast food them o!
As a matter of principle, I no dey near Fast food them o! I once entered Tantalizers and ate a plate of rice with one tiny beef and water only to pay 2450 Naira. Normal restaurant is 1200 a plate with extra meat. By restaurant I don't mean those dirty ones that you'll buy a plate of food 500 Naira with 2 free plates of diarrhea grin cheesy
Believe me, if you want to cook properly and similar quality at that of a good restaurant 2450 at most or 1200 Naira cannot get you anything.
If you're a family of 2 and above, its more reasonable to cook at home
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Men Like This? When Will They Have Sense? by oneda(m): 12:27pm On Jan 02, 2024
That guy should be donated to Yahoo boys to use to plus up. Oh! Sorry! Baba no go even accept him.
Just tie him to a pole in the forest key hunters use him for target practice. Kai! What a disgrace to manhood
PhonesRe: Will You Buy The Itel 5G Phone For N140,000? by oneda(m): 9:07pm On Dec 23, 2023
The bad taste Transion devices left in my mouth since the days of Tecno M and L series still persists.
I avoid anything Tecno, Infinix not to even mention itel.
Samsung or Xiaomi since I'm not a fan of iPhones
FamilyRe: See What 12 Year Old Boy Did When He Saw His Mother Twerking by oneda(m): 9:26pm On Dec 10, 2023
When your mama is a how. It's just started, kids will soon be bantering with their mama nudes.
Ayo: no be your mama pussay be this? She no fit shave self
Emeka: at least it's better than your mama own wey get breasts flats like bathroom slippers
Stupid Hoes are having children... Tueh!
RomanceRe: But why do Homebase Guys eat Rice with Spoooon? by oneda(m): 9:17pm On Dec 10, 2023
Indians eat with their hands
PoliticsRe: Ex-petroleum Minister Excelled In Corruption - TY Danjuma by oneda(m): 9:42pm On Nov 28, 2023
Danjuma,
Pointing 1 finger and 3 fingers point firmly back to him while his thumb points to God above for witness
CrimeRe: Police ASP, Prince Akhindenor, Charges POS Girl To Court For Refusing To Marry H by oneda(m): 7:32am On Nov 25, 2023
This is the girl's side of the story. The side of the story to raise public sympathy. On a normal, I don't trust policemen but if we are to get the truth of this matter we'll raise it's all a plot to paint the man as the villain because the real terror is female.
Sister, what do you think will happen when you're accepting gifts up and down? Return those things ASAP for a man's heart is where his treasures or properties are
RomanceRe: What Do Women Think When They Do This by oneda(m):
Women have it downside up! They think what happens in the female dating world is obtainable in the male dating world. To the female, the man with the most woman is the hot cake. That is called herd mentality. This is also why women hate male virgins. She don't want it if no other woman wants it.
Then the male brain is contrary. He wants her only for himself. That is why a man will always value a virgin. No man is ready to deal with another man's shit
PhonesRe: 60° Curved Screen: Visual Marvel Of The Infinix Zero 30 by oneda(m): 8:14pm On Nov 22, 2023
Is this one marvel? Something that's been there since Samsung galaxy s6 edge?
PhonesRe: I Bought This Powerbank For 1.2 Million Naira PHOTOS by oneda(m): 12:48pm On Nov 17, 2023
If you're using it during the night
1 200ah battery 220k
4 190w solar panels 200k
1 30a mppt charge controller 70k
1 900va/ 1kva inverter 100k
Total 590k

If you're using only during the day
You can use 100ah battery
Other costs include wire 6mm flex wire which goes for 3k per yard, breakers and then Installation cost. If I'm to do it, I'll charge 70k for bungalow and 120k and above depending on how many stories the building is
PhonesRe: Does Phone Brand Determine The Amount Of Data It Consumes? by oneda(m): 8:48pm On Sep 23, 2023
Yeah
PhonesRe: Samsung S22 Ultra Unboxing And Camera Comparison With Iphone 13 Pro Max (photos) by oneda(m): 4:46pm On Mar 06, 2022
ije egoo
HealthRe: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by oneda(m): 7:18pm On Jul 26, 2021
Hmm
RomanceRe: Side Chick Pallava!! How Side Chicks Create Problems For Men by oneda(m):
vickydankal:
If only the cheating men can use the money wasted on side chicks to upgrade and maintain their wives.

You see The problem is not the sexiness, dressing, shape or sexual adventure of the wives. The men just want another kind of food even if it is bad.

I believe non of the parties should take the blame when either of them decides to cheat. Cheating is a personal decision.

If you can endure with one woman divorce her than infect her with sti and stds from this gutter girls.


That's my 2 cent.
You also do not take cognizance of the fact that the wife is to blame sometimes.
So many married men are suffering in their own marriages. They're denied sex by their wives for many flimsy reasons. So many married women feel arrived once they're married. They stop taking care of themselves except they're going out. They ration sex based on their moods, nags the man to oblivion, et cetera. Soon they start looking more like the man's mother instead of his partner.
How many married women try to even work out and stay fit? These are some of the things that attracted the man in the first place and the side chicks know this for sure. The wives know too but they simply don't care.
When I was younger, my mother made sure we eat before leaving the house. So if you bring any food to give me in school I won't eat because I am full.
Wives should simply be their husbands' side chicks and any man who goes further than these is a womanizer.

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