Should have been 99 useless applications you should delete now

Somebody that is not fit want to be police?
Well all of them are bunching misfits starting with their transmission Master

Smart

The whole world is transmission em transaction transfusion committing commotion to China.

Disclaimer: is my keyboard that typed the above transmission not me o

mysteriousman:
Wahala dey

Omo see danger

See Tonto transmitting transmission em em commission oloshion oloshomiting transition committing transmission
Em sorry sir

Is that the bullet or the case?

Her birthday

I am with the government on this. You're teaching ceramics and glass science and you want to do it with a masters in business administration.
No wonder they will end up requesting for sex from innocent girls to pass them in what they are not even qualified to teach in the first place.

He should even be retrenched once and for all so that he will become a citizen of Sambisa

Wearing bra and drinking beer

The ancestors be like our children are enjoying o
During our days all we had was that tasteless palm wine

If it is possible these northerners would have moved the Atlantic away from the south long ago.

But last last God pass them...

That's it my people. It's a better way of escape than through the desert to God forsaken Libya and over glutted Europe

grandstar:
Angola's economy has been badly managed from time immemorial especially with socialist spirit.

It was made was by the endemic corruption and looting by the previous government which had been in power for over 30years.

For such a badly run economy to have its currency just worsen past the naira in the depth of its exposes the depth of Buharis economic mismanagement. The Naira shouldn't have lost more than 30% of its value if the economy were left in the hands of experts.

Instead, he with his lamentable understanding of economics imposed economic hubris on the country throwing it into a recession, the first in about 30years.

Nigeria had been mismanaged over 30 years. In fact fact Nigerian has been gang raped since inception. If not for the fighting spirit of the Nigerian citizens we would have been worse than we are today. Although we are in hell already.

Nigeria's naira took a hit when this current administration wanted to make $1 equal to #1.

The annoying thing is that he called together a group of misfits who never understood how an economy functions.
Aunty Kemi for instance do not understand secondary school economics not to talk about a real life situation. So even when we were messed up already she simply thought Recession is just a word.

Hausa you want to rule? No problem just give Igbos the economy to manage and let Yorubas be in charge of tech and IT
Just do this and watch Nigeria bounce over Africa and the world.

mcgift:
️I am selling bra for ladies...best fashion from Italy
Inbox me with a pic of your boobs to select the one that fits its well

Panties are coming next week!❤️❤️❤️❤️

If a lady is selling briefs well you also inbox a Pic of you dick for her to give you the right size?

QuietHammer:

Harambe! Damn. Americans are crazy. The Walmart Yodeling kid is the next big thing to happen to the internet

Typo is biatch

You were more concerned with your online reputation than the your academic welfare. So you fail and become a beauty without brain.
Now the saying is happened to you that
when a woman has beauty without a brain, her private part suffers the most. _ Pete Edochie

The rest would rather register for Boko Haram.
Western education is sin.
Don't you believe it that most of these people are not sympathetic to Boko haram. No wonder they came out en masse to welcome them in Dapchi.

Please give these people a country of their own already.

Painted bride.

Paint by piccolo et Picasso

Uwa mmebi

Buhari is a driver... NNAMDI KANU IS A CHAUFFEUR

AnodaIT:

Will the lie be bigger than the 100 fighter jets that are looking for Dapchi girls?
The kidnappers even come back to drop the girls and not one of the 100 jets could see where they went

The fighter jets did see them but they were too high in the air that by the time they could descend they kidnappers were gone.

Best person to send.
The lie about to be told is huge, humongous and simply colossal.
The God and grand patron of lies need to be on ground to analyze this.
Put on your ear muffs guys and fasten your belts this lie will be deafening!

Nigeria

When she finish online she will still open leg for one agbero for a pack of indomie.
See her mouth as if she can effectively count a hundred thousand naira.

How will lizilicious believe this? Lizilicious already sound like Lizard even Lipodu
Li li everywhere.

She as her Legs crook like her brain

The labor of our heroes past shall never be in vain

who are these heroes?
Those that planted this tribalism in our polity with their sectoral politics?
Those that played regional politics and divided us on religious lines?
Or we talking about our living ancestors who even at 80+ won't give way to the young generation?
Please tell me, mention one of such heroes and don't you dare mention Nnamdi Azikiwe or Ahmadu Bello or Obafemi Awolowo and do not remind me of Gowon, Buhari etc al
This Lady here is the hero and all like her who even without pay still even use their own resources to do what needs to be done

May Nigeria come back again like Nokia

What if I reinstall the os?