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Politics / Re: Labour Vows To Reject Meagre Addition To ₦60,000 As Minimum Wage by oneda(m): 9:15pm On Jun 04
100k minimum
Health / Re: I'm Tired Of This Athlete's Foot. Please Help! (graphic Image Attached) by oneda(m): 9:51am On Jun 02
TheBillyboy:


That's pure chemical bro. I'll be really surprised if it didn't bleach your leg
Well it didn't cheesy I just hated that athletes foot so much
Foreign Affairs / Re: No Gaza Ceasefire Until Israel War Aims Achieved, Netanyahu Says by oneda(m): 9:03pm On Jun 01
Israel biko e don do o

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Health / Re: I'm Tired Of This Athlete's Foot. Please Help! (graphic Image Attached) by oneda(m): 5:00pm On Jun 01
Athletes frigging foot! Got mine when a senior who was passing out have me his boot. My foot practically decayed.
Got rid of it by soaking my foot in a bowl of hydrogen peroxide. It's been more than 7 years hence

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Forum Games / Re: Whoever Can Solve This Riddle Is A Genius by oneda(m): 1:22pm On May 31
Could be hospital rooms, street numbers but the emphasis is on location not year

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can Someone Identify This Cap For Me Please For 4k by oneda(m): 6:44am On May 26
illicit:
Navy
This is for commissioned officers of the NN starting from Sub Lieutenant up.

OP the one you showed us looks like beret for non commission officers from Chief MWO down to recruit.

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Crime / Re: Celine Ndudim & Afiba Tandoh Missing After Travelling To Meet Man In Abia by oneda(m): 6:16pm On May 22
2 empty heads. Stupid girls always have stupid friends.
When the head is empty, it puts the rest of the body in danger
Just like Nigerians are in danger because the opolo eye druggie up there is empty headed

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Celebrities / Re: Ireti Doyle And Her Daughter At The AMVCA 2024 by oneda(m): 8:03pm On May 13
Celebrities are known to make worst parents.

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Romance / Re: Woman On Twitter Bant Against Men by oneda(m): 5:26pm On May 11
In other words she's saying men who gat time to gym are men who have nothing going on in their lives -- worthless, jobless men.
She's saying that men who have money and are working on themselves (whatever she means) do not need to work on themselves as their money is enough announcement for their hard work.
And if as a man you get time for that interview question then she's right
Celebrities / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Arrive In Nigeria (Video) by oneda(m): 1:54pm On May 10
They've come back to inspect one of their fathers estates.
They're not here for me nor are they here for tourism.
Simple Harry, go back and tell your papa say him zoo don scatter. Tell am say the place na thick jungle and the people there dey cry dey shout ebin pa wa o!

grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Speaker Tajudeen Overrules Manu Calling For Suspension Of Cybersecurity Levy by oneda(m): 6:41am On May 09
Good one eBOLA have placed his cronies in the upper house, the lower house and the judiciary.
Let Nigerians suffer so they'll come out en masse to demand for Bitter Obi

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Politics / Re: Aba Residents In Shock After Seeing The Train Carrying Passengers by oneda(m): 3:24pm On May 07
Shocked? Na
They're clearly mocking that ancient locomotive is being used in this modern days.

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Religion / Re: Lawrence Kozak, Catholic Priest Stole ₦55M From Church Money To Play Candy Crush by oneda(m): 7:48pm On May 06
The clergy had too much time in his hands because Yankee them no dey come church again, they don dey follow LGBTQWYZXRTABCD grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Titanic And Lord Of The Rings Actor Bernard Hill Dies At 79 by oneda(m): 7:37pm On May 06
Let the horn of Helm Hammerhand sound in the deep one last time for this fine actor. I still rewatch LOTR till today from my childhood in the early 2000s.
Thank you Tolkien for your wonderful imagination
Thank you Peter Jackson for vividly bringing that wonderful imagination alive
Thank you Bernard Hill for lending your face to bring this story to the big screens
Family / Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by oneda(m): 2:05pm On May 06
Mistakenly send her back to her father's house
How will this hookup by mistake farm tool advice her daughters tomorrow?
Your husband has four shops and it was not enough?
This man disturbed you for 5 good years and you didn't voice out to your husband?
Although I see this story as cock and bull story to farm engagement still that bleeding gender especially this tiktok generation are a good definition of immorality

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Education / Re: The Black Human Calculator by oneda(m): 8:59am On May 01
Some of the inventions credited to white men especially Englishmen were actually black African inventions. These men some their slaves ideas and cemented their own names in history.
I read somewhere that the popular Christian song Amazing Grace is an African melody picked up by John Newton while he worked in a transatlantic slave ship. Till now Amazing Grace is described as Lyrics by John Newton, melody unknown they couldn't even give the poor African credit for the melody of their own song angry angry sad cry
Crime / Re: Teacher, 26, Charged With Sexually Abusing 15-year-old Boy She Met In Church by oneda(m): 8:49am On Apr 30
Were it the other way now the feminists coven championed by Jennyclay will be calling for his head. Now it's their pedo member being the perpetrator they've suddenly lost their voice like the agbado urchins did since Tinubu's building cement failed to build Nigeria after building Lagos

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Politics / Re: Why Is No Body Talking About Tinubu Photographer? by oneda(m): 6:39am On Apr 28
Please blur that stain on our national image.

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Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by oneda(m): 3:25pm On Apr 24
zoeymikey:
Same here in akwa ibom,, thought it was a joke when I heard my neighbor crying over it until I confirmed it myself..
What will the common man do??
Last week, A man came from one of the villages to sale garri in Akpan Andem market Uyo. He was selling 3 cups for #500 and he was arrested by those garri sellers in the market. Akwa ibom have it so bad. There's a union for even vegetable and pepper sellers.

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Education / Re: Zimbabwe Sells 20% Of Its Land To Arabs by oneda(m): 6:45am On Apr 23
MuslimIgbo:
Picture proof
Ijiota
Foreign Affairs / Re: Graca Machel: Meet Woman Who Became First Lady Of Two Different Countries by oneda(m): 6:39am On Apr 23
Mandela divorced his cheating wife to marry a widow. A widow has more respect than a hoe

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Romance / Re: Billionaire Declared "Dead" Found Living With Mistress In Moscow After 6 Years by oneda(m): 10:38am On Apr 19
Did somebody call his name to see if he will disappear?

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Romance / Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by oneda(m): 12:00pm On Apr 17
Even my mother won't drag me like this not to talk of my wife.
Me: Hun let's go and jog
Her: are you saying I'm fat?
Me: No you're not yet but you'll soon be if you don't start now and besides it's healthy for you
Her: so you're saying I'm sick
Me: If you keep dodging exercise you'll soon be both fat and sick
Me: So Are you going or not?
I'm already moving towards the door

Na me you wan come dey exhibit your toxicity for? Mtcheww

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 20 Countries That Owe US Money by oneda(m): 11:53am On Apr 09
Who are the US owing more than $100 trillion then?

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Politics / Re: Gov. Alex Otto Dethrones A Traditional Ruler For Misconduct In Abia State by oneda(m): 8:12am On Apr 07
Gandollar dealt with a whole Sanusi and divided the Kano Emirate and a small mushroom Eze want to mess with Otti?
Even the Oba of Benin or the Oni of Ife if they misbehave can be dealt with by the respective of their state.
Another point is, Igbo enweghi Eze (Igbos have no King)
I still remember when I was a boy, Eze Ugoenyi Eze ndi Eze (king of Kings) misbehaved and women of my community gathered and burnt his stool and staff of office at the market Square. They reminded him that Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king

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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by oneda(m): 8:54am On Apr 06
I need umidigi A11 Pro Max battery
Politics / Re: London Flight: ‘keyamo Should Sack Them’ – Tinubu’s Aide Reacts As Onyema Cries by oneda(m): 7:40pm On Apr 04
If we say they're against the Igbo now they'll say we have victim mentality.
They make it very clear at every turn that they HATE us but somehow want us to be grateful for progressing above them with the crumbs they throw off the table.
The Jews suffered similar fate but today they call the shots. We'll call the shots one day and we'll do it per excellence

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Politics / Re: Man Quoted 22m Naira For Solar Inverter System by oneda(m): 4:42pm On Apr 04
You want to power all your appliances naw

1 15kwh battery should be enough to power your fridge and household appliances including 1 0.5 or 0.75hp AC.
It can also pump water join.
10m should be enough for that

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Travel / Re: See Before And After Photos Of Cemetery Road Aba, Abia State Constructed by oneda(m): 1:15pm On Apr 02
glacswhite:
First Picture was almost 10yrs ago I was there last week and the End of that road towards The Power line Close to the rail is still like the first picture...an Eye sore but it seems work is still going there with time they will finish it

You're a bloody liar.
Education / Re: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by oneda(m): 8:54pm On Apr 01
Offhand wey Sir Paul use flog shege comot for me head that year is not correct?
I can recite the book of Psalms offhand ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms extempore ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms by heart ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms offhead ❎

Abeg Aunty Jewessgratitud3 no over teach us o

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Crime / Re: Man Kills Childhood Friend In Ondo, Steals His Motorcycle, Sells It For ₦130,000 by oneda(m): 10:34am On Apr 01
My childhood friend died in 2019 and I've not even recovered from the loss. Ugo if I had to be the one to kill you, you'll have lived till a 100. If you had okada and my gang of okada snatchers snatched it from you, I'll scatter the gang if they didn't return it to you asap.

People are now living worse than animals cry
What a Waste

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Travel / Re: This Is The World's Widest Highway With 26 Lanes. by oneda(m): 11:14pm On Mar 31
If this were to be in Nigeria now especially in the south east or South South the military and every other paramilitary agency will block the road every two poles and be collecting money from the motorists

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