₦airaland Forum

tiswell:
you dey avoid people when you owe money?


Like dis snake for bite you

I just like myself by myself

muyico:
this is cobra! very venomous!
thankz for killing him! many more killing come ur way! nah better meat! cari am go do pepper soup?

Carry the venomous wahala go do pepper soup? Chineke mu eh!
Let me come and be going mbok!

I saw this snake today as I decided to follow a bush track in my estate instead of the normal road. Somehow I just want to avoid people as much as possible.
Please who knows the type? Is it venomous?

100k minimum

TheBillyboy:
That's pure chemical bro. I'll be really surprised if it didn't bleach your leg

Well it didn't I just hated that athletes foot so much

Israel biko e don do o

Athletes frigging foot! Got mine when a senior who was passing out have me his boot. My foot practically decayed.
Got rid of it by soaking my foot in a bowl of hydrogen peroxide. It's been more than 7 years hence

Could be hospital rooms, street numbers but the emphasis is on location not year

illicit:
Navy

This is for commissioned officers of the NN starting from Sub Lieutenant up.

OP the one you showed us looks like beret for non commission officers from Chief MWO down to recruit.

2 empty heads. Stupid girls always have stupid friends.
When the head is empty, it puts the rest of the body in danger
Just like Nigerians are in danger because the opolo eye druggie up there is empty headed

Celebrities are known to make worst parents.

In other words she's saying men who gat time to gym are men who have nothing going on in their lives -- worthless, jobless men.
She's saying that men who have money and are working on themselves (whatever she means) do not need to work on themselves as their money is enough announcement for their hard work.
And if as a man you get time for that interview question then she's right

They've come back to inspect one of their fathers estates.
They're not here for me nor are they here for tourism.
Simple Harry, go back and tell your papa say him zoo don scatter. Tell am say the place na thick jungle and the people there dey cry dey shout ebin pa wa o!

Good one eBOLA have placed his cronies in the upper house, the lower house and the judiciary.
Let Nigerians suffer so they'll come out en masse to demand for Bitter Obi

Shocked? Na
They're clearly mocking that ancient locomotive is being used in this modern days.

The clergy had too much time in his hands because Yankee them no dey come church again, they don dey follow LGBTQWYZXRTABCD

Let the horn of Helm Hammerhand sound in the deep one last time for this fine actor. I still rewatch LOTR till today from my childhood in the early 2000s.
Thank you Tolkien for your wonderful imagination
Thank you Peter Jackson for vividly bringing that wonderful imagination alive
Thank you Bernard Hill for lending your face to bring this story to the big screens

Mistakenly send her back to her father's house
How will this hookup by mistake farm tool advice her daughters tomorrow?
Your husband has four shops and it was not enough?
This man disturbed you for 5 good years and you didn't voice out to your husband?
Although I see this story as cock and bull story to farm engagement still that bleeding gender especially this tiktok generation are a good definition of immorality

Some of the inventions credited to white men especially Englishmen were actually black African inventions. These men some their slaves ideas and cemented their own names in history.
I read somewhere that the popular Christian song Amazing Grace is an African melody picked up by John Newton while he worked in a transatlantic slave ship. Till now Amazing Grace is described as Lyrics by John Newton, melody unknown they couldn't even give the poor African credit for the melody of their own song

Were it the other way now the feminists coven championed by Jennyclay will be calling for his head. Now it's their pedo member being the perpetrator they've suddenly lost their voice like the agbado urchins did since Tinubu's building cement failed to build Nigeria after building Lagos

Please blur that stain on our national image.

zoeymikey:
Same here in akwa ibom,, thought it was a joke when I heard my neighbor crying over it until I confirmed it myself..
What will the common man do??

Last week, A man came from one of the villages to sale garri in Akpan Andem market Uyo. He was selling 3 cups for #500 and he was arrested by those garri sellers in the market. Akwa ibom have it so bad. There's a union for even vegetable and pepper sellers.

MuslimIgbo:
Picture proof

Ijiota

Mandela divorced his cheating wife to marry a widow. A widow has more respect than a hoe

Did somebody call his name to see if he will disappear?

Even my mother won't drag me like this not to talk of my wife.
Me: Hun let's go and jog
Her: are you saying I'm fat?
Me: No you're not yet but you'll soon be if you don't start now and besides it's healthy for you
Her: so you're saying I'm sick
Me: If you keep dodging exercise you'll soon be both fat and sick
Me: So Are you going or not?
I'm already moving towards the door

Na me you wan come dey exhibit your toxicity for? Mtcheww

Who are the US owing more than $100 trillion then?

Gandollar dealt with a whole Sanusi and divided the Kano Emirate and a small mushroom Eze want to mess with Otti?
Even the Oba of Benin or the Oni of Ife if they misbehave can be dealt with by the respective of their state.
Another point is, Igbo enweghi Eze (Igbos have no King)
I still remember when I was a boy, Eze Ugoenyi Eze ndi Eze (king of Kings) misbehaved and women of my community gathered and burnt his stool and staff of office at the market Square. They reminded him that Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king

I need umidigi A11 Pro Max battery

If we say they're against the Igbo now they'll say we have victim mentality.
They make it very clear at every turn that they HATE us but somehow want us to be grateful for progressing above them with the crumbs they throw off the table.
The Jews suffered similar fate but today they call the shots. We'll call the shots one day and we'll do it per excellence

You want to power all your appliances naw

1 15kwh battery should be enough to power your fridge and household appliances including 1 0.5 or 0.75hp AC.
It can also pump water join.
10m should be enough for that

glacswhite:
First Picture was almost 10yrs ago I was there last week and the End of that road towards The Power line Close to the rail is still like the first picture...an Eye sore but it seems work is still going there with time they will finish it

You're a bloody liar.