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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: I'm Not A Role Model, I Am Just 25 by Onedibe1: 8:01pm On May 16, 2017
Evablizin:
Pls who be burna boy?is he a comdian?


Nop,he sells cucumber...Ask Chidinma where she got dat big cucumber she used in mkn dat video..
Events / Re: Funny Dance Moves Of A Groom At His Wedding That Got Guests Laughing (Video) by Onedibe1: 9:11pm On May 14, 2017
awoo47:
failed again angry can u ever succe lipsrsealed


Lolz...it depends on ur own definition of "failure",wat i call failure cld be maximum success to u..If am nt up there as no 1,z a failure.
Events / Re: Funny Dance Moves Of A Groom At His Wedding That Got Guests Laughing (Video) by Onedibe1: 8:28pm On May 14, 2017
omoiyalayi:





Tall u meant 2 say

I observed that too


Yap,i was rushing to be the 1st yet i failed
Events / Re: Funny Dance Moves Of A Groom At His Wedding That Got Guests Laughing (Video) by Onedibe1: 7:54pm On May 14, 2017
#tall

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Events / Re: Funny Dance Moves Of A Groom At His Wedding That Got Guests Laughing (Video) by Onedibe1: 7:54pm On May 14, 2017
Lol...dis guy talk o

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Politics / Re: If Anything Happens To Buhari, North Will Insist On Two Terms In 2019 – Junaid by Onedibe1: 5:34pm On May 14, 2017
#sneeze...Dust
Celebrities / Re: The House I Go Dye Built For His Mother (More Photos) by Onedibe1: 5:12pm On May 14, 2017
Whistle blowing crew...gwanu!
Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Likes "Efe Dead Music Career" Instagram Comment & Efe Fans Blast Her by Onedibe1: 7:42pm On May 11, 2017
PapiSmith:
Efe's fans are zombies. Just like the ones in walking dead, resident evil and game of thrones.

The only difference is these zombies have access to the Internet.

Debbie did nothing wrong "assually" Efe's music career is dead before he ever started. Nigga should be thinking about other businesses that will make him richer not things that will make him a laughing material.





Look at Tayo, Tonto Duke, omotola... These are celebrities that went into music but they were swept off by the wind of awkwardness because their music suc

ks.

When I was saying this dude is not worth winning BBN because he is a clueless, no talent, poverty-stricken bìtch ass Nigga, people thought I was hating.





Well...Let's see how he will win multiple awards with his noise he calls music



U hv seen walking deadbest movie i hv seen

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Politics / Re: The N125bn 2017 Budget Of The National Assembly (Pictured) by Onedibe1: 5:52pm On May 11, 2017
Half of d money will be looted,if nt more.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy "If You Are Having Sex And You Are Tired, Stand Up Dont Kill Yourself" by Onedibe1: 4:22pm On May 11, 2017
Supported. .....dnt be scared to be called a "2mins man",ur satisfaction z all dat matters

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Politics / Re: "How President Muhammadu Buhari Was Poisoned" Compiled Paper Floods Abuja(Photo) by Onedibe1: 2:44pm On May 10, 2017
TheFreeOne:
Some idiots are hellbound on setting the country on war path.

I stopped to buy a newspaper 2 days ago somewhere in lagos same story was peddled by some idiots and I almost had a fight with a man at the newspaper stand.

Buhari needs to resign cos if he died in power his northern followers will cause chaos and waste innocent Nigerian lives.



Lolx...if Buhari dies,there wl be big war with dat surfacing. .
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Covers Media Room Hub Magazine by Onedibe1: 9:46pm On May 08, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
I am confused

Please what is the colour of her pant? undecided


Indigo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government Of Nigeria Fadama III 2017 Recruitment by Onedibe1: 12:34pm On May 08, 2017
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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Buhari's Indefinite Medical Trip To London by Onedibe1: 8:31am On May 08, 2017
mynd1:
Any Id*iot who is not happy can jump in to lagoon and end there miserable life.

God bless Mr president

God bless Nigeria

Smh...en don lash u for dream?

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Politics / Re: Photo Of President Buhari Leaving Abuja For UK Medical Treatment by Onedibe1: 8:23am On May 08, 2017
Nkc22:


I don't know your motive for dropping this comment but trust me, even if you are foolish, you should know that there are boundaries you shouldn't cross. That name Jesus, is sacred and whether you are a Christian or not, please ask God for mercy...

And for those of you who quoted him & wishing him death too...How different are you from him??





Why partake in the sin of another man??






Wisdom is profitable!!






Beautiful nonsense
Politics / Re: Photo Of President Buhari Leaving Abuja For UK Medical Treatment by Onedibe1: 8:10am On May 08, 2017
Lemme not jst type wat i hv in mind..

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Politics / Re: Queen Of England Presents To Chukwu-Emeka Chikezie An MBE Award by Onedibe1: 8:11pm On May 07, 2017
SIRmanjar:
Wot is his tribe please? Why always ibos?
Because we r majority. ..

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Share Before-and-after Photos Of Buhari, Lament Frail Looks by Onedibe1: 10:42am On May 07, 2017
DropShot:
The president is sick and recovering, so what?

Many of the wailing zombies on Nairaland wishing PMB evil can't even parade their healthy parents outside. They look more sickly even when not sick. cool

Bro,y u so pained?Is Buhari ur father,abi u won claim am tooIf u were proud of ur father,u wld hv minded ur bizness

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Else Got This Invitation -ruff And Tumble by Onedibe1: 10:38am On May 07, 2017
comshots:


You will now sneak and go there behind him tomorrow ba?

I didnt apply jare..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Else Got This Invitation -ruff And Tumble by Onedibe1: 7:34am On May 07, 2017
Lol...got a smiliar stuff yestaday but i knew it was dem ritualist,bro run for ur life o

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Religion / Re: Fake Prophetess Exposed In Akwa Ibom As Youths Discover Charms, Fetish Items by Onedibe1: 7:29am On May 07, 2017
Shelloween:
They should also proceed to the nearest Catholic church; there are more diabolical items inside those churches.

Like wat n wat?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram, Garnish Their Jollof Rice With Snake Meat by Onedibe1: 2:13pm On May 06, 2017
Real jungle...
Politics / Re: Biafran Leader Nnamdi Kanu: The Man Behind Nigeria's Separatists - BBC by Onedibe1: 9:32am On May 06, 2017
MXrep:

he needed fame since 2009 and failed to get it, it took few months of the dullardin.ho to give him fame, may the blood of innocent people haunt the dullardi'ho till he enters hell


God bless u,bro
Culture / Re: Oba Saheed Elegushi Buys Bulletproof Rolls Royce Gushi (Photos) by Onedibe1: 9:23am On May 06, 2017
SickBuhari:

This is an outdated Rolls Royce


D latest is parked in ur garageLets see??
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Gifty Goes Blonde In New Look by Onedibe1: 9:19am On May 06, 2017
xqzytchyca:
beautiful girl! just that you no too get sense
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I guess u said so becos of dat faithful nyt she straffed Jonmaybe u wld hv done worst if u were her...#nobodyholypass
Politics / Re: Buhari's Health: His Time Is Almost Up Like Yaradua, World Will Be Shocked - FFK by Onedibe1: 10:11am On May 05, 2017
We wont be shocked,we knw it will happen...Z only the day we dont know
Phones / Re: What Nigerians Think About the Samsung Galaxy S8+My first Impression of the S8. by Onedibe1: 9:41am On May 04, 2017
DollarAngel:


I knew one of those guys was going to quote me, you are one of those people out there whose life's ambition is to catch up and meet up. whose life is driven by the desire to intimidate and oppress others. The primary motive for all you do is prove you are superior or better than their contemporaries
I’m afraid you’re perhaps living a life derailed from purpose and empty in essence. It is not a truly happy life.



Wateva bro
Education / Re: JAMB Releases Mock Results by Onedibe1: 8:14am On May 04, 2017
FromZeroToHero:
What shall it profit you to score 321 in mock and score 123 in the main exam.

Lolx
Phones / Re: What Nigerians Think About the Samsung Galaxy S8+My first Impression of the S8. by Onedibe1: 7:49am On May 04, 2017
DollarAngel:
Over expensive Shiit that does nothing special, does the battery last one Month?

Somethings are not meant for some pipo....Go for ur grade!

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