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Y is Tiwa never mentioned anywhere, wasn't she like Wizzy in a song that won Grammy too?

stevonics:
good observation. why wrong identity before a court. that wrong id stole from the right id.

you observed and also included yourself for not observing- are you afraid of nairaland attacks?

U got me lolz.
I'm a very soft person o. Insults and abuse gets me easily. I don't want someone attacking me for something this simply, hence I have to be very very careful here.

How all of us here (including me) believes this story without hearing the other side baffles me o.

Nobody has noticed her giving a wrong identity speak volume of what we don't know yet.

I have lost interest (I'm sure a lot of others too)
The suspense has been over stretched. Perhaps we shouldn't have given OP too much accolades.

Reason why my father will never praise me even if I go to the moon.

See her nails. Na dey nail e wan hang d ring or finger?

Uyi168:
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Me too, I nor understand..
I think the award goes to who get song..

Isn't it supposed to go to the director,? it's a video award.

I don't really understand. If the award is for the video, isn't it supposed to go to the director?

Lolz.
This man na comedian o.
How many wives na.
All of them na best.

Non for the mother of your first son?

ukbiss:
"Which of my daughters?" the landlord asked, "how is it that you know any of my daughters enough to ask after them when you haven't even moved in?"
"Oh! I met one the day I came to check out the house" I answered, "she told me..."
Just at that moment, both landlord and the tenants burst into laughter which - for the life of me - must have lasted a lifetime.
"She?" the landlord finally coughed out, having not entirely recovered from his uncontrollable fit of laughter which made him look really stupid and even imbecilic - if you ask me. "There's no female in that entire yard" he continued, once he had summoned all the sense he could after the annoying outburst. "That must've been my son who goes around acting like a girl"

At that point, I lost all my senses. 'Girl' was the last word I heard. After that, everything was a blur. I could barely see the landlord move his lips as he was still apparently explaining the situation. My thoughts were in disarray, I could no longer feel my limbs and had to sit on the sticky cell floor I had before now been standing on tip toe.

"Look at him in the other cell" I finally heard as confusion turned into rage in me.

At this point the landlord had moved closer to me. Standing over me and pointing, a silly smirk on his face.

I reached out and grabbed...

You really tried, you too are a gifted writer.
But your writing skills is a little different- it didn't harmonize with that of the op.

tayeloveme4rel:
IT a hard task finding it difficult to to stop

Yeah, it is difficult, but very possible. I quitted 6months ago.

Join this community!
Sexuality / Re: Masturbation Quitting Challenge Thread.

You will get help; I literally own them my six months streak. DON'T PROCASTINATE O

SegFault:
What rubbish comment? How does stopping masturbation solve introversion.

You could still engage me without calling my comment 'rubbish' i wonder what you guys gain from Insulting someone needlessly.

Mikecold:
please can you kindly tell us what masturbation has to do with this



We want to learn

I don't need to tell u anything. You already appear biased, thus I can't convince u.

tayeloveme4rel:
sometimes

Must masturbators are introverts. Stop masturbation and more than half your problem is solved.

RealGboy:
I have been house hunting for a while now.
My plan was to get at least a one bedroom self contain, but the price was too high, the least I got was 150k (agreement/commission inclusive). And I have just 60k, my friend decided to introduce me to one caretaker and the man told me there is a house of 1500 per month and with agreement and commission it would cost me 50k to start but that it is a face me I face you.

He also assured me that it is a good place and infact a steal, he said the landlord made it so cheap because he's a man of God. Na so my joy increased and without further ado I told him to let us go check the place out.

We arranged to go there in the afternoon but it was delayed and we later got there round 6pm
On getting there I realized that it is a gated compound which is a plus for me, but when we got there the caretaker refused to enter even though the gate was unlocked, he started calling one of the tenant to pls come and open the gate
I asked him why and he said there is a Dog in the compound and nobody dares enter carelessly, he said even the landlord had slept outside the gate many times because of the Dog.

I was shocked and I find it both hilarious and stupid, a whole landlord that could not enter his own compound because of tenant's dog. While we were still talking the Dog owner came out, called the dog chained it and then ask us to come in.

When we entered my heart jumped cos i saw a big lion I started screaming lion!!!! Lion !!! Lion!!!..
The caretaker told me to relax and said it's not a lion but a Dog, when I heard Dog my jaw dropped, na Dog big like this, I'm 5.7ft tall and this Dog is almost my height and very robust ,na there I understand why the landlord sleep outside.

I told the Dog owner who introduced himself to me as brother Charles that this animal should be in a zoo but he just laughed and told me I will understand the reasons why the Dog is there later.

We proceeded into the house, which is a one storey building, there is a borehole in the compound which means water is not a problem.
On getting to the room I was to rent, immediately we opened the Door, Me and the caretaker was almost ambushed by cats, big big cats, about four of them, when they saw us they rushed towards us in an attempt to flee and for the second time in few minutes my heart jumped again.

My shock was reshocked when the caretaker told me that once I fix the Door net the rats won't be able to enter, I thought he made a mistake so I told him "you mean Cat" he said no that those animals are rats.

Omo I gave up, I didn't know when I screamed ahhhhhhhhh, but why all the animals for this compound con big pass normal size now I asked him..he assured me that it's nothing and it is only big because I'm seeing it for the first time and by the time I get used to them it won't be special anymore..

I just lost I wanted to give up on the house but the room was actually big and clean, and the ceiling was p.o.p the man was right when he said it is a steal..

The caretaker told me to check it out myself why he quickly goes out to recieve a call..
Na there I con dey wonder, Dog be like Lion. Rat be like Cat.

Wetin mosquito go con be like ?..
While I was still wondering I heard soft female voice greeting me.

Typing ...

This is really comic, you are a gifted writer.

See as only me d laf inside room, my neighbors go think say I don run mad na.

This is an antidote for suicide contemplators.

Goodlyhrt:
You become weird, you can't even figure your self out talk less of other people.

You lack social skills.. And people thought this is cool... Menh! Things could escalate quickly because you are keeping bootled emotions which is rather detrimental towords your relationship with other people.

This is just me and I hate this feeling. I could get so angry but you wouldn't know because I can't voice it out. I could kill!!


Somebody save me!

Do you masturbate?!

Iraq and Iran
Chinwe TalaAgu and patience Uzokwu.
Ovoko!

angelusbrut:
Ok, just add 20- 25k for pictures and video coverage. In between I'm a lady spha

Thanks sis.

angelusbrut:
Suit-15000
Shoe-15000
Wedding gown-15000
Shoe/hair/make up,flower- 40,000
Gift(bag,take away food,drink,1bottle water) for 50-100 guest- 130,000
Cake-20,000
N225,000

No DJ,No hall,after wedding snap pictures with guests, cut your cake and give guest gift everyone go to your house

If you want hall or open space depending on location keep between 50-100k
Dj-20,000

Roughly 350,000-400,000
But I prefer the first option,I hate disturbance and unnecessary noise

God bless you sir. I have screen shot this your comment. I'll walk with it in mind if/when I see my madam.

Tonto is also obsessed with the name 'king' like she owns it,she even uses it. same as Churchill.

Who really owns that name?