₦airaland Forum

Come, these SARS own don dey too much o. It's as if before being born, they specifically asked God to make them as depressingly ignorant and stupid as the human threshold can stretch. They manage to harass and intimidate people with an impunity that mocks the one displayed by even the infamous soldiers.

The quickest way to land in their trouble is to commit the unforgivable sins of been young and been found at the steering of a car. They will beat and hound you to no end until of course, you either out of ignorance, exasperation, fear or a sufficient combination of all three give in to their rather brazen extortion. Make God come catch make your source of income get any alliance with internet; you will spend futile hours trying to explain the legitimacy of your income to willful ignoramuses who have a very generous inclination to violence. As you explain why your income is pure and is in no way remotely connected to cyber crime, they assist your narration with a consistent rain of slaps. A nairalander yesterday said one asked him to call adsense so they can verify the truth from him (adsense). Can you imagine the dumb, uninformed person?

These have got to STOP!!! SARS is an acronym for "Special Anti-Robbery Squad" as much as "yahoo-yahoo" is a specialised form of internet con, it involves no weaponry of any kind and as such, does not fall under the purview of SARS. Someone has to speak now because an injury to one is an injury to all.

You don't have to be a victim to stand against what is morally reprehensible. This is no longer about how miserably they've failed to measure up to standards and how dismally inefficient they are at forestalling armed robbery which is what they were ostentatiously formulated for in the first place, this is now about the safety of you and I and the sanity - or whatever remains of it- of our largely morally-extinct society.

Dear reader, please and please, you need to speak against this until one of those ineffectual public servants (politicians) takes note and does something (hopefully, he's highly placed enough to do something about it). Nigerians have been burdened with legions of problems from social anomalies to economic maladies and political whatever-ies, we don't need the additional ones from these avaricious and bloodthirsty morons who have no idea - or care- why they were formed in the first place.

Whenever you do suffer an attack, if you're internet savvy, use it to your advantage. If you have a decent social media presence, type your experience out on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, copy (cc) the handles of the security agencies you know and request your followers and friends to share and re-tweet. Before you know it, you'd have gathered such social firestorm that the inept Police can no longer play possum and feign ignorance. The social media is your friend, use it!

Because the judge said the status quo in response to the ex parte motion moved by his counsels, the witless ignoramus came to twitter to stick his rotting tongue without having an actual clue of what the judge meant....
After now, he'll be lying that he's educated.


unku dino...

MrBrownJay1:
So when she falls on her head and leave her husband without a notice, he automatically becomes her "ex"?! Bwaaaah, how fitting.



Again, ANYONE who expects their husband to act responsibly should do so themselves. Any irresponsible act should/ would most likely warrant an irresponsible reaction. Charity starts at home and although it ain't right, I certainly would understand such irresponsible reaction.

You'll think you're making sense until you put this shii to practice and watch as your life unravels before your eyes. Class over!

MrBrownJay1:
Again, if a wife desire NOT to be in a union with her husband any longer, SHE should have 1st let him know, 2nd divorce him and 3rd go on her merry way to do what she please.

If that foolish women instead decides to disappear from the family home, to shack up with her lover AND have a bastard baby by him, then I certainly UNDERSTAND if/when her husband unleashes his fury when he gets to find out his wife deceitful/unfaithful/disgraceful/humiliating lack of respect for their union.

You can't do an INSANE act and expect your husband to react in a proper manner. Some will and others won't. If a wife doesn't want to die or be beaten black and blue then they should ACT RIGHT.

You think you're making sense, allow me to quickly disabuse you of that false notion. If a woman falls out of love with her husband and proceeds to take the options you've enumerated above, fine. If she decidesto act irresponsibly and elope with her lover, it doesn't give the ex husband any right whatsoever to lay his hands on her. I maintain, "Love isn't by force". The woman isn't his property, she's a human and an adult. Adultery isn't a crime in this part of the country but guess what? Murder and battery are. Savvy?

MrBrownJay1:
Then some people will wonder why some deranged angry men go to the extent of brutalizing/killing their wives. Although it ain't right, it would be understandable.

Matters of love are purely consensual. Love isn't by force and since this was the way chose to leave, all he could -or should do- is to take appropriate legal steps to win custody of their child.

Stop excusing murder and domestic violence, please. There's no ground solid enough to warrant taking the laws into one's hands.

LisaAnne:
Really?

Yes. I find it interesting that of all monikers, you chose the name of a legendary _pornstar.

LisaAnne:
I know right?

Lisa Anne, eh? That's an....interesting name.

cuteguy123:
Bro pleas I beg you teach me, I want to learn, I am tired of suffering emotionally.

First, you need to understand why humans do what they do. Deep down, all humans are egotistical creatures and will do things that they consider favourable to their ego. This is why we like people to sing our praises and why we dress to look good so even people who don't know us will admire us. This is perfectly normal. What is not normal is a situation where one person elevates his or her ego at the expense of another person's. Eg, playing with someone's emotions so one can feel wanted and desired.

It may seem like she's not really a bad person and that she's only really confused but lemme tell you straight up that "THAT's A LIE!". She, like most people (including you) gains satisfaction from the knowledge that someone can't get over them no matter how bad they treat them.

You also are quite like her. From my analysis, you're not really in love with her, your ego just can't get over the fact that someone dumped your ass and moved on quite well. That feeling of heartbreak you have isn't really heartbreak, it's just a very bruised ego. Since she's accepted to give you another chance with her you use that to break down her defenses and get her to be the more emotionally vulnerable person between you two.

I'll lay out your renewed relationship with her in weeks.

WEEK 2

The easiest way is to confuse her with mood swings. Act all lovey-dovey one moment then switch up and act disinterested the next. It will keep her confused and guessing what you're up to. This means she'll spend more time thinking of you and trying to figure you out. Girls are naturally attracted to mysterious and enigmatic guys so they get tired of predictable guys. In summary, be unpredictable. Surprise her, it will keep her guessing just what she missed while y'all were on a break.

WEEK 3

Women are naturally attracted to what another woman wants or has and jealousy sparks possessiveness in them as much as it does in us. You're going to take advantage of this. You'll constantly be in the presence of girls that she considers as either better looking or better dressed or for maximum damage, both. Receive calls from girls and if they don't call, fake the calls. Poke her jealousy. Regular people will tell you that behaviours like the ones I'm telling you to exhibit will drive girls away but that's a lie, it's simple reverse psychology. She'll simply try harder to outdo the other girls. You will constantly act like you like her but these girls are all on you and shaking them off is hard.

CAVEAT: KILL ALL JEALOUSY

DO NOT EVER, EVER SHOW HER YOU'RE JEALOUS!!! This cannot be overemphasised. If she receives calls from guys, don't ask her who the guy is to her. Don't question her movements and don't be nosy. Act like you don't care and are not moved when she rolls with other niggas but constantly torture her by moving with dope ass chics even if they are nothing but platonic friends.

Every once in a while and for no reason, tell her tales of girls you banged while y'all were on break but always conclude by saying you just liked something about her and that's why you decided to move heavens and earth just to get her once more.

WEEK 4

Tell her '"I love you" less often. When you both make calls, don't always be the first to say I love you. If she says it, tell her "same here" or "Me too" or on rare occasions, "I love you too". Don't demand for sex too frequently and when you wanna bang, make it spontaneous and unplanned. When she visits and you wanna bang, don't act like it at first. Talk about random things with her and just when she thinks there's gon' be no show and she's almost out of the door on her way home, pull her gently back inside and drown her with kisses. pre-intimacy is a necessity and head(licking her _pussy) is compulsory. Bang her well and she'll never get enough of you. Sometimes, start pre-intimacy with her and even give her head but refuse to straff her. Tell her you're not in the mood that you just wanned to please her. Self-discipline is necessary. Don't let her see sex as a weapon to be used against you or she'll try to control you by denying you sex and using it to blackmail you.

Remember, the more she 'chewgum' you, the more you pull back.

Get back to me with questions.

cuteguy123, I can teach you to not just have this girl under your thumb but also to fall completely out of love with her and take back control of your emotions.

The big question is, "Are you willing to learn?"

ChiefSweetus:
These frivolous bitçhes will shamelessly suck a man's entire mouth and trend the damn photos online for years and then expect another man to pay complete bride price on their heads. You better marry that nigga, iznor because wizkid curved him you want to now dump.

Which umunna will be saddled with your oversucked mouth by another man? Definitely not mine.

Did you train to get this stupid, bruh?

Ozid:
The country will learn to progress if people like you learn to shut up and stop thinking your opinion counts wen in actual sense you're more stupid than the person you think you're are quoting. If you are from Kogi state you will know the hatred against Bello is not because he is not performing but just because he is from a particular tribe. Other government have done worst than Bello did other tribe stone them? the answer is no. Why will a particular tribe be so hateful of a person even b4 he was sworn in as governor and continue the hatred afterwards.

You don't have much sense and you trust too much on your instincts. Bello has been woeful in performance since the very moment he assumed office. He's been no different from Audu, Ibrahim or Wada.

I am an ebira man and I fully support the stoning. As long as a governor underperforms, I have no reason to like him. Our shared ethnicity is no basis for me to be biased in spite of his criminality. Anebira (Ebira people) have longed for the goveror's spot to be occupied by one of their own for a long time and what happens when we finally get the chance? A non-performing fetish buffoon.

Now, get your stupid sentimental ass out of my mentions! Isupa!

Synord:
dem go leave me with all that money to count and I no go see at least 3 bundles collect ...

You think say anybody fit dare stop me sha...


When no be say dem curse me..


Two of us we rather die on the Line !!!!

You're a thief without principles.

Splashme:
Are you new to El_Rufai's lies?

Or do you really beleive that El-Rufai earns a paltry
470k monthly and does not receive security votes?

Unku, back your claims with facts or stop wasting cyberspace.

If I go ahead and pay for all these, I'd use the girl for ritual to recoup my investment.

Ozid:
Some people will just be using their lives to play cashew. Hadn't been the police opened fire on them and killed them now people will come out and be saying rubbish. Bello God is with you, we know the people that are behind this and we know God will definitely put them to shame.

As long as people as unintelligent and twisted as you continue to delude themselves into thinking they've got opinions, this country won't progress.

nengibo:
Is it only through bread, you can make dough? $$$

Badass puncline!

I truely hate Saraki.

seguno2:
Best compared to his fellow thieving governors and other politicians?
Why do we like to compare these thieves with each other instead of using better, absolute benchmarks?

You're just complaining unnecessarily. There's nothing wrong with comparing a Northern governor with his northern contemporaries. Last I checked, Kano state and Kaduna state both fall under northern governors and you could say the goverors aren't performing badly; at least, not by the dismal standards we've come to expect of our leaders.

Fire catch building but na mainly audit unit e affect.


i smell a rat; although since there's been a fire, it's a roasted rat I smell.

kollyp2000:
Gay alert!!!

You get no pussies; how are you different from a gay?

The mumu wey take en time do that maths now wee be feeling satisfied with himself.


Nigerians and twitter popularity

Lwkmd! Bobrisky is cuter than most Nairaland girls forming "No PMs Please".

So, the best way to forestall an attack from the militants living amongst the residents of Gbame is to demolish the entire place abi? The existence of the non-militants doesn't matter, no?

Lmfao! Kuku kee me, biko.


She didn't lie na. You asked which of her parent's is Nigerian and she said her father. She didn't tell you she's a mulatto, you simply presumed it.

Na these people nor gree make light steady for us o.

Shebi their name na Disco, them go soon face the music. Idiots!

See my moniker. Why join the Nigerian Legion when you can be a One-man legion?

One thing about Nigerian politicians is if they or their cronies aren't doing the stealing, they tend to get very aggressive. See as e dey chook them for body sey dem must pay 42.2 billion to consultants who work for some of their fellow governors.

"Congratulations boy". See mumu yahoo-yahool calling someone "boy".


If nor be our hungry police wey them fit use eclairs buy, you for don dey chop iron beans for kirikiri by now.

motherfucker:
to the email?

Yeah.

I think my problem is I could get emotionally distant and cold every now and then.