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TheFacelessMan:


Ben Murray Bruce - Twitter Warrior.

But yes, we should invest more on STEMs; research & development, patents etc.

Anyways....

This is the true story of how i killed someone with a tweet

Lovelyn451:
How dare she call somebodys wife a prostitute??
But Ned is gaining a lot more than what Regina is getting from him o, the fame, induction...Regina is at loss here...that man is a scammer

lilianofentse:
Sometimes I feel weird for no reason.
At times I feel afraid and my heart keeps beating fast even though there's nothing bad going on.
I feel lonely at certain times even when I call my boyfriend I still feel empty. This is supposed to be on a health section but I feel like I know many romancelanders. Even when I think it's gone it just comes back after a while, sometimes it takes a week, sometimes a month.
I am generally a happy person, even people close to me tell me my smile alone makes them happy in some sort of way, but I guess only me knows me.
Is there anyone else who feels this way?
Some say it's depression but I don't think that it is.

kennygee:
A man who loves you will never resort to humbling or caging you by his fist.

The one that weakens me is women who still stay with abusive boyfriends. Man wey never pay shishi for your head, a man who has absolutely no right over you.

Even in marriage, if the marriage has become abusive, jejely separate.

Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Belial06:
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I was thinking the same thing, and she looks fat!! Hasn't she heard about dieting or exercise?

kaen1317:
I am the most abused and insulted president in the world, but when I leave you will all remember me for the total freedom you enjoyed under my Government---GEJ

Alzirida:
This is called grave anxiety syndrome.

He probably thinks he will die soon.
So the only way he can achieve immortality is by "saving his soul"
Lol.


Humans are so delusional.
They have done all sorts of things to assure themselves of living forever.

They fail to understand that death is not for us.
When we are here, there is no death,
When death comes,we are gone.


So you do good because there is God?
I don't need to do good because there is God.
So without God, do u really think u will go ahead and rape women and children, take gun and shot everyone u see etc?
The ans is No.
We don't really need God to instil morals in us

Brooke60:
Are we done here


I Miss GOT

Hashimu:
Do you guys foresee Brienne carrying Jamie's baby at all?

22brains:
]yes!!! God made the gun to jam!!!! he that keepet us never slumber nor sleep.

Pacesetter123:
[s] Brodaman, remember,he dat goes to equity must go with clean hands.

You are using english language to type here in nairaland,yet castigating a fellow Nigerian for talking about England (....or English).I will start taking you serious the day you stop using english to communicate in nairaland, your teachers stop using it as official language of instructions in Nigeria schools, a day u come from Bauchi n posted as a staff of any establishment to Calabar n u communicate with ur boss dere in Nigerian language.Otherwise,I will not take ur assertion as anything oda dan a mere academic exercise.[/s]

Pacesetter123:
Arsenal leading by 2 goals to 1 n Chelsea scores is tight at one all draw going to break.God abeg, even if nah Europa, make im come England pls.Spain no de even want make we dey even touch anything continental.Wetting we dey do dem?

LisaAnne:
only the last guy is manageable

MrBrownJay1:
Pity the fool....

CruellaDeVil:
#copied

IvarTheTerrible:


This brings back memories of being a Commodore in the elite corps of the Nigerian Navy Special Boat Service.

We were on NNS Ajuwaya off the coast of Zanzibar when we got a distress signal..

.. from a Nambian merchant ship being attacked by Somali Pirates

It was in a middle of storm so visibility was poor as we climbed on board


We heardd the crash of rapid gun-fire and we knew the Pirates had run out of patience

I quickly emptied most of the magazine of my Heckler Koch into the skinny bodies of 3 of the bad guys

That was when i saw a face we had seen in many secret dossiers, Farah Aideed Bin Sulimani a.k.a Captain Jaki Siparo,

the most notorious buccaneer cum smuggler. He was coming from below deck with a shiny machete


"Who brings a knife to a gunfight', i asked myself as i aimed at him

I pressed the trigger, once, twice and all i heard was a feeble "PHUUT", "PHUUT".

The smile on my face disappeared pronto! The gun had JAMMED!

Our eyes met and his facial expression could be best described thus : "You are my dinner, tonight"

He started runnning towards me...or trying to because the deck was slippery... there were just 10 steps to cover

10, 9, 8, 7,6 steps..... i had quickly disassembled the magazine and was trying to shake water out of it, trying not to panic

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DamolaIbrahim:
That's why I think the best way to run yahoo business is to run it solo without any accomplices or 'friends'. Even your friends in the game could be witnesses and snitches used against you.

When police catches you and your friends as suspects, they put you in different cells, then they'll come to you the next day and say 'you better talk true, your friend Don tell us everything', they'll go to your friend and also tell him 'hmm that your friend Don confess o, you better talk true make we know how we go take help you'. It may even be false and your friend is not saying anything. At the end you guys will give up and start singing like canaries. Snitching on each other.

O boy any crime I cannot commit alone without collaborators, I no do.

chiommy123:
Hope Naija men will do this for us

AverageAnnie:
beautiful lady.... Drake be liking our musicians anyhow

beemzy2014:
yassss.

Omega30:
That's one reason, we bang the hell outta u girls before leaving u.We bang u like whores not like girlfriends because it is all about the money not love.And that's is only thing u offer in relationship: Sex

xoxocandy:
Yea no one wants to help, even to loan

NgeneUkwenu:
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But sane people voted Otorm and Ikpeazu right?

We have learned a big lesson from you hypocrites..

Yayaha Bello Will contest and he will coast home to victory. The mistake of Imo State will never repeat itself again.

I will personally use all I have to Campaign for Yayaha Bello..

peacettw:
I am sorry but reading about this couple evokes a range of emotions in me...from sadness to anger. Right now, I feel like bursting into tears