Baroba:
Both verses kicked by two 19 year-old Queensbridge legends back in the 90s, they don't make em like these anymore. RIP Prodigy ( Mobb Deep)

Shook Ones, Part II
Mobb Deep
LYRICS
I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous
You heard of us, official Queensbridge murderers
The Mobb comes equipped for warfare, beware
Of my crime family who got nuff shots to share
For all of those, who wanna profile and pose
Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nose bone
You all alone in these streets, cousin
Every man for they self in this land we be gunning
And keep them shook crews running, like they supposed to
They come around but they never come close to
I can see it inside your face, you're in the wrong place
Cowards like you just get they whole body laced up
With bullet holes and such
Speak the wrong words man and you will get touched..

Nas Lyrics
Play "Halftime"
on Amazon Music
"Halftime"

(Right..) (Right..)
Check me out y'all, Nasty Nas in your area
About to cause mass hysteria

[Nas]
Before a blunt, I take out my fronts
Then I start to front, matter of fact, I be on a manhunt
You couldn't catch me in the streets without a ton of reefer
That's like Malcolm X, catchin the Jungle Fever
King poetic, too much flavor, I'm major
Atlanta ain't Brave-r, I'll pull a number like a pager
Cause I'm am ace when I face the bass
40-side is the place that is giving me grace
Now wait, another dose and you might be dead
And I'm a Nike head, I wear chains that excite the feds
And ain't a damn thing gonna change
I'ma performer (?) show the mic warmer was born to gain
Nas, why did you do it?
You know you got the mad fat fluid when you rhyme, it's halftime

I've heard a lot about the lyrical prodigy of Mobb Deep but to be honest, I've never really _fucked with his works. Nas is an OG, though. His storytelling is the stuff of myths.

Those are nice rap songs, man.

It's your mind playing tricks on you, bro.

When it's time for action you get apprehensive.

"what if I blow this? (no pun intended)
"what if I'm not man enough?"
"what if I underperform?"
...yada yada yada....

You're worrying too much and that's why your dick won't rise when you have a girl in front of you. _Dicks weren't made to be hard when one is afraid of _fucking up (again, no pun intended).

Free your mind, bros, and focus on enjoying the activity about to occur. Picture a chic you've always fantasised over and imagine they're the one before you. Don't be afraid of _cumming too quick, either, approach sex as if you're trying to please only yourself.

In summary, approach it like it's something you can't fail at and you won't fail at it.

Uniqueness01:
I find this post so funny

But on a serious note,I won't watch some girl insult my BF .......but why will a lady just Insult and embarrassed you, what did you do?

Your booty, though...

CynthiaChi:
Awwwnn, he is so cute... He's gonna be great

He's gon' be great 'cause he's cute?

Wow!

AryEmber:
Observing the estate through the gate from the outside, looking in. Bet you think I got it made, better look again. I got a butler, got a maid, and a mansion. The belief is that i'm living out a millionaire's fantasy. With Phantom and Ferrari's in the driveway. But you see it came in the exchange of the same man 's sanity. Your vision jaded by the grammys on the mantlepiece, just switch your camera lenses you'd see the agony, apparently it's damaging the man you see before you. On the canvas,he may seem alright but the disadvantage his family encounters overpowers his extravagance. Walk in my Nines awhile I you, while it really seem like the king's life ain't glamorous. As seen through the eyes of untrained amateurs because the came doesn't see beyond the walls of the smiles only counts until it falls in the piles

Poetic and powerful.

You could have written the lines in paragraphs so we can assess the rhyming scheme, though.

Who's this and what's the title?

automatix:
the stole my phones and Wi-Fi router bro. Just text me...

J******ofor.

Ah _shit!

Aii, bruva..

The story of Job and that of David and Bathsheba were the most influential in my decision to write off christianity.

Injustice.

jaszplus12:

good advice!
let me add that if there should be any travelling it's a guy's duty to come to you rather than the other way round. how busy is he? should you be the one to stake your pride and value for an unknown entity? think he will add any value to you? don't be ridiculous
unfortunately ladies won't listen.

The bolded is wrong, my girl came to see me at Ilorin from PH.

That's a bit far, bro.

Truth is jerks will always abound everywhere; off and online.
No place is insulated from stupid people

johnydon22:


Betting my balls he will reply. I have seen something like this before.

It's vain and vanity speaking, an insatiable need to appear intelligent, a lust so intense that you literally have to force it down people's throat.

"I am intelligent, gee see me write, I have wonderful command of English and flawless grammar. I'm so awesome and intelligent"

It's a huge problem, an intense psychological insecurity that requires a soft landing pillow achieved through such delusive psychological projections to make the person feel good.

I'm beginning to ramble, well just a bit irked by this peurile nonsense right here.

Dude is just tiny and petty with oversized ego

I've always appreciated your objectivity, Johnny, please don't compromise it now. That op guy may be conceited and condescending but he insulted no one, he merely opened a thread to talk about the kind of ladies he likes. I'm certain this is not a crime, yet. Self-praise is not a crime, either. We have certainly witnessed more _stupid threads.

Why did a section of people, most notably ladies, instigate contretemps because he pointed out the qualities he wants in a woman? Whatever happened to just ignoring him? Why did they feel so threatened by his post?

People should learn to live and let live, abeg.

"If something seems too good to be true, it is."

Rokia2:
She's working hard for that ring. Make sure you put it on her finger soon.

The world is your runway, Rokiatu.

I laughed till tears came to my face too!
This guy silly mehn!

orbgoblin:
[b][/b]as I fall deeper into a manic state,
I'm a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict trait.
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of nyquil then I salivate,
Start off with the nyquil like I think I should have a taste
Couple of six of that and I gradually graduate to a harder prescription drug called valium like yeah that's great,
I go to take just one and I end up having eight,
Now I need something in my stomach cos I haven't ate
Maybe I grab a plate of nachos and ill have a stake...........

That's dejavu from eminem's relapse album.

Wawu! Eminem is a beast, anyday! Damn!!! Make I go download the song jarey

So, I was playing songs today and as usual, I couldn't help but rap along to some of the rap songs on my list. While rapping along, I got an idea to open a thread on our current favourite rap verse here on Nairaland so we rap heads can compare and contrast and maybe update our music libraries accordingly.

Enough talk, already, here goes mine.

I got so many theories and suspicions,
I'm diagnosed with real nigga conditions,
Today is the day I follow my intuitions,
Keep the family close, get money _fuck bitches
I double parked the Aston in the red,
My mama told me that Imma work myself to death,
My girl told me don't let these hoes get in my head,
My world been ecstatic I checked the signal that read.

[HOOK] Buzzing, radars is buzzing, yah-yah, yah-yah, yah-yah, yah-yah; Buzzing, radars is buzzing, yah-yah yah-yah, yah-yah, yah-yah....,

So, there you have it, mine's the first verse of "Yah" by Kendrick Lamar off his most recent "DAMN" album.

Please, let's hear yours, rap fans.

Mariinee:
Gotcha.

comot my number from your quote, jooh. You want all those my female fans stalking me to steal the number abi?

Mariinee:
Wow..what happened?
Awwn, drop your num,lemme text you.

I'm coming back to school this month.

Lemme know when you get this so I can take it down

Mariinee:
Yes, you did.
How are you though?

Ayam well. I'm having an extra semester o. Better coman console me.

Mariinee:
Hey shut up! You just went through my profile. Don't lie

Wallahi, I didn't. Pinky swear!

Mariinee:
Great.

Remain ignorant.

This is Lolade, isn't it?

You have an annoying way of spelling my name. My name is usually spelt "Malik" or "Maleeq" but you always spelt it as "Maleek" much to my chagrin, then.

It's given you off, now.

Mariinee:
Really, Maleek?

Blood of Jesus!! Who's this, biko?

Mariinee:

What's wrong with being a Kung-fu Kenny fan?

Nothing, b. Just that girls who appreciate rap to the extent of being K-dot's fans are, to me, wife materials of about a million yards.

. Long time no see, where have you been though?

Lool. Invalid question. You're mistaking me for someone else. Up until last night, i'd never seen your moniker. I'm pleased to know you now, tho. What's your name?

TellMeNothing:
Bumping to B. I. G's- I got a story to tell

Just saw this thread.. Unfortunately, saw it late, 9 pages gone....

Wetin de vex me with this kind thread be say people wey no even know anything about rap go come de talk Nonsense...



Mi is king.. But before him Mode nine already was and still ontop!

But wait, Jesse Jags is the greatest, do you know that?
You should. Listen to I'm hot- M I

Well, you must have heard of Vector, tha viper with words.. but dude is flopping out lately...

And best of all, in this time when the rap game is seemingly dead and like cocaine hard to find in the streets when popo be on chase... , Guess the new kid in the block keeping it so real right from inception and

That's right - Paperboi-Erigga..

What am i trying to say? I am simply saying there is no fucking pool the best is Anoty.
M. I - Modenine
Jesse_Jagz
Vector
Erigga

Show dem camp
Reminisce...

Al these ones mentioning ycee, dremo, et all this new school noise makers... Wetin una sabi

This is the most comprehensive list I've seen on this thread, so far. Personally, I'd expunge Venxtor's name and replace it with Phenom's and the list would be COMPLETE!

Let me sign off with one of Phenom's lines in 6 foot 7 foot by MI off one of MI's illegal music mixtapes: By June next year I'd be tryna get by Maybach".

Please, take some time to let that sink in.

Mariinee:
Na the husband's Ex bring her gang come
Awon team Rosie.

You Kung-fu Kenny fan!

Ah goodness!! See wife goals, abeg!

Please, resume to be finding my attachment.

I didn't see my character among the five above.

I was the smart but reckless and pain-in-the-ass student.

This guy below describes my character well..

.

holatin:
what about those who play every time even disturb others reading but still comes out in flying colour and you will be like OJORO NI JOOR

Amajerry83:
This one is lucky he wasn't lynched unlike his dead colleagues who were not opportune to have a second chance. Hope this will change you for better for the rest of your life.

Bross, if he's convicted of armed robbery, the "rest of his life" you talked about will be short o.

Armed robbery carries the death penalty, you know.

BuhariNaWah:
This guy and celestial church na

LOOL. Your signature, though. Who are the etsako girls? I'm a boobs fan and I've never heard of them.