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Celebrities / Re: Waje And Ikechukwu React To Head-Butting Of Lady Jay (Photos) by OneNaija(m): 11:48am On Oct 31, 2014
All I can say some women are devils. Act they own everything about your life.

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Travel / Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by OneNaija(m): 11:26am On Oct 29, 2014
yinksob002:
SA tourist visa is normally issued for 3 months. However, you may be given a multiple or single entry visa subject to the consular's discretion.

Decisions on visitors visa to SA most times are discretionary and as such could go either way.

Best of luck


I was given multiple entry. does its means I can go to South Africa whenever I like, Its little confusing, Its my first time going there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 26th October 2014 by OneNaija(m): 7:36pm On Oct 26, 2014
I wonder why Fellaini always get away without punishment for elbowing his opponent, Its disgusting.

Travel / Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by OneNaija(m): 1:15pm On Oct 24, 2014
As a first time traveller to South Africa, what and what do I need to embark on my trips there without any problem. Only gotten my Visa. please help. Thank.
Travel / Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by OneNaija(m): 9:30pm On Oct 23, 2014
I got my South Africa visa which took 4 good weeks through VSF. Its a long wait indeed. Please I need a cheap flight from Abuja to Jorburg. can anyone help me out here. Thank.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (3 - 0) On 27th September 2014 by OneNaija(m): 7:09am On Sep 28, 2014
dotcomnamename: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Man City scoresssss

Come on Man City keep scoring to win the Title with Goal different

Hull City 2-4 Man City


Chelsea is a trophyless club, they've went trophyless for almost 50 years before tongue

Fowl head, Chelsea never gone trophyless for 50 years. Chelsea won all major trophy such as FA Cup. UEFA Cup and many more except the Barclay Premier league for 50 years. Go read fact before you post rubbish.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (3 - 0) On 27th September 2014 by OneNaija(m): 7:06am On Sep 28, 2014
christian11:
Lol, and Man city went 4 almost 100 yrs. Yeye, red hater

True talk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by OneNaija(m): 7:02am On Sep 28, 2014
jimmy4x:
Chai!!! is that enough reason for ur team not to improve over the years
Chelsea that spent 40 years in relegation, where are they now
Top of the EPL table and they are one of the best clubs in the world, can u deny that??
isn't that a remarkable achievement and improvement
so, what exactly is ur point Mr.
compare yourself several years ago and now, are you improving or you are still stagnant and struggling
Aint you tryna improve yourself to become a better person??
My dear, chelsea myt av spent 100 years in relegation buh as at today, Chelsea are one.of the best!!!

It is a widely-quoted, strictly accurate but misleading "fact" that the only team never to have been relegated throughout all of English football history is Arsenal. This is misleading because as "Woolwich" Arsenal they were relegated from the top division in 1913, and played two seasons in Division 2 (one as Woolwich Arsenal, the other as Arsenal). However Woolwich Arsernal and Arsenal were the same club, so personally I think the answer to this one is "none", if it means "from the top flight".
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 0) On 10th September 2014 by OneNaija(m): 9:10pm On Sep 10, 2014
Great play South Africa and Nigeria, SA are truly getting their ass back on Top of Africa big boys. I enjoy the match between both side. Great match.

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Health / Re: Another Nigerian Being Treated For Ebola In Benin Republic by OneNaija(m): 8:08am On Aug 08, 2014
I think Delta state Government need to ban flight or other means of transportation from Lagos. This Ebola Virus is dangerous. Deltan beware.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 1) On 7th December 2013 by OneNaija(m): 3:42pm On Dec 07, 2013
Ashebi is now available for mandela's burial....contact me if you need....6yrds is 12k

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela’s Gravesite Is Being Prepared by OneNaija(m): 2:43pm On Dec 07, 2013
Ashebi is now available for mandela's burial....contact me if you need....6yrds is 12k
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Is Dead by OneNaija(m): 2:43pm On Dec 07, 2013
Ashebi is now available for mandela's burial....contact me if you need....6yrds is 12k
Foreign Affairs / Ashebi Is Now Available For Mandela's Burial....contact Me If You Need....6yrds by OneNaija(m): 2:42pm On Dec 07, 2013
Ashebi is now available for mandela's burial....contact me if you need....6yrds is 12k
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Is Dead by OneNaija(m): 12:27pm On Dec 06, 2013
Im annoyed by the comments saying Mandela ended apartheid. Apartheid ended because white South Africans voted for it to end under the authority of ex president FW De Klerk.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Describe Nelson Mandela In One Word? by OneNaija(m): 8:19am On Dec 06, 2013
South Africa Hero




Nigeria hero goes to Atiku my mentor
Celebrities / Re: Unknown Facts About Some Nigerian Celebrities by OneNaija(m): 12:04am On Dec 05, 2013
Do you know Arsenal never won any trophies since 2004
Do you know ASUU still on strike.
Do you know chelsea just won 4-2
Do you know Omotola akara before
Do you know christmas don reach.
Do you know
Do you know
Do you know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by OneNaija(m): 3:40pm On Nov 02, 2013
dotcom_na_me_na_me:

thunder fire yomama p-u ssy

tell me if u suc k old puss y. u sound like one, dont hate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by OneNaija(m): 3:28pm On Nov 02, 2013
dotcom_na_me_na_me:

Shatapppppppppppppppppp edeiottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

U forget how u dey open your dirty mouth on Arsenal few days ago?

HAIL THE F.OOL OF THE YEAR 2013... Congrats!

Wat kind of ID is dotcom_na_me_na_me, Its seem like you love suc king old pu ss y no wahala
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by OneNaija(m): 7:37am On Oct 20, 2013
Arsenal has never play any top four team yet, Let wait and see, they only play teams who cant match them before, Let wait until they play Everton, Chelsea, Man Utd, Man City, Liverpool and even West ham. I believe you will still finish behind top four. LOL. stop rejoicing because your trouble Awaiting you.
Music/Radio / Looking For This Radio, Help' by OneNaija(m): 9:21pm On Sep 21, 2013
Help.

Politics / Re: Custom Officers & Smugglers Fighting At Seme Border? by OneNaija(m): 11:52am On Aug 30, 2013
jajajaja828:



I heard custom is selling cars auction at their office in lagos.pls is it true. Pls help and confirm

Please, where is seme border located in America?
Travel / Re: Usa Visit Visa by OneNaija(m): 11:48am On Jun 27, 2013
I lost all process to post on Nairaland, please pardon me for posting through yours, I have a question.

My younger brother has been dating this lady online, They been communicating online for the past one year and three months now, They are both in Love but for me, I don't know much of their love but willing to help him. He work with my father and he is important here for his services but ever since he kept talking to this lady, He has change his mind on traveling to visit and marry her there in America. She plan to come visit him next year February in Nigeria but she insist he visit her first to meet her bishop and her family to get marry together there in America and promise to sponsor him all department and both financially. I tried looking for process on how he can get the visa but I cant come out with any maybe I am not good in this stuff. I decided to come to Nairaland for Information. please. I will love to know the procedure he needed to apply for the visit visa. like I said, She is willing to give him all documents he needed for the visa. what and what she need to bring for him to apply for visa and what my brother needed to support the visa process? please, I will be very much appreciate any useful help. Thank
Politics / Re: 101 Arrested Over Biafra Protests by OneNaija(m): 6:43am On Nov 06, 2012
So, Na because of Our Niger Delta Oil this two stupid tribes called Ibo and Yoruba dey fight for? Ole, Criminal, We won declare our Independent soon we go enjoy our Oil money ourselves here and be like Dubai, stupid Ibo and Yoruba. Make una go get una Oil Thief.
Travel / 1,500 Dollars For Ukraine Interview Date. by OneNaija(m): 4:44pm On Sep 06, 2012
I intend to pass this message across, I been Informed by my friend brother who plan to study in Ukraine. He has gotten all his processing document to back up his Invitation letter from the ministry of education in UKraine. He book his Interview date through the Embassy of Ukraine in Nigeria, Abuja, They never responded to him for three weeks, He decided to go to the embassy in Abuja to know why they havent reply his mail for Interview date, Surprising, They told him to pay a huge fees of 1,500 Dollars for Interview date if he wanted them to respond to his mail Urgently and Guarantee of his Visa. All these happen at the Embassy of Ukraine in Abuja. Its terrible. Can someone confirm this. Its got me laughing so bad.
Politics / Re: Is Gej's Regime The Worst In Nigeria's History? - Please Vote by OneNaija(m): 1:24pm On Jun 04, 2012
EagleNest: Nothing has been worst than this regime since I began to understand life!

I certainly Agree, I hate Jonathan, His regime is the worse ever even we came from the same state, He is heartless, He should resign let someone take over, He is not capable of ruling this dear Country because of Greed and selfishness. Some peoples will never agree because they earn from this fool.
Politics / Re: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by OneNaija(m): 4:00pm On Apr 03, 2012
I swear, I was surprise to pass through Benin Ore road to see it been fixed. I board the car by 8.30 Am in Lagos and Arrive Asaba by 12 pm. Imagine, I never experience such. The road is neat and clean, Safe to drive my broda.Beside sef, No police on check point, first time in Nigeria. WOW.
Travel / Re: Help Pls;am Moving To Asaba And I Need Info by OneNaija(m): 1:00pm On Mar 21, 2012
I also plan to live there when I come to Nigeria. can someone please answer the poster Question. Thnx
Travel / Is Slavery Blessing Or Curse To African Americans by OneNaija(m): 6:52pm On Mar 19, 2012
Guys is slavery blessing or curse to African Americans?. These people don't want to associate themselves to anything connected to Africa or the motherland.Is slavery justified? African Americans recount their history from the time they came into slavery up to Rosa Parks and Dr. King Martin.
They look down upon anything associate with Africa and no respect for Africans. If they don't want to associate themselves with Africa ,then the white man is justified for slavery.

Jokes Etc / Na Wa 4 Dis Rich People Ooooo. by OneNaija(m): 6:18pm On Feb 26, 2012
I went with a friend 2 visit a
GUY from a very rich family .
When we entered , the maid
approached me and asked :
, MAID: what wud u like 2 drink ? Fruit juice , yogurt , tea,
chocolate , capp or coffee ?
ME: Tea plz
MAID: ceylon tea, India tea,
herbal tea, kerichon gold tea,
bush tea, green tea?
ME: ceylon tea plz
MAID: how do u want it, black
or white?
ME: White
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: with Milk
MAID: Goat Milk or Cow Milk?
ME: Cow Milk
MAID: Freezland cow or afrikner
cow?
ME: hmmm , let me go wit d
Freezland cow
MaID; would u like it with
Sweetner, Sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar
MAID:bee sugar or Cane Sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar ?
ME: Abeg , forget abt d tea,
just give me a glass of water .
MAID: Mineral, Tap or distilled
water ?
ME: Mineral water
MAID: Flavoured or non
flavoured?
ME: Infact get Me an empty
glass .
MAID: U want a tumbler, wine
glass,champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg , free me, make i
swallow ma spit.

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Romance / Re: Describe Valentine In Three Words by OneNaija(m): 6:27pm On Feb 13, 2012
Money shortage.
Excuse
Gold diggers

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