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I want to post regarding my friend, He is in Greece now, He gotten his resident permit after living in whatsoever camp he explained. He is living very fine and safe. He is Engaged to a Edo girl there. Life is not easy but risk sometime determine good. Thank all.

This beautiful soldier was among the lot of Soldiers President Goodluck Jonathan sent out to restore peace and order back to Nigeria during the fuel subsidy removal protest. She is so beautiful …

But a pretty young girl in the Nigerian Army

Guys whats going through your mind right now?

JONA is a RAT. He deserve to be hanghang

JONA is a RAT. He deserve to be hanghang

JONA is a RAT. He deserve to be hang

We gotta make a change, It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes. let's change the way we live and let's change!'' Your Music can change the world because it can change people

We gotta make a change, It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes. let's change the way we live and let's change!'' Your Music can change the world because it can change people

We gotta make a change, It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes. let's change the way we live and let's change!'' Your Music can change the world because it can change people

Mr. President you are the first President to be elected by popular protest votes, now the same people who elected you are protesting against you!
Listen to them, sometimes you have to go back to move forward, "

Mr. President you are the first President to be elected by popular protest votes, now the same people who elected you are protesting against you!
Listen to them, sometimes you have to go back to move forward, "

An Igbo man whose wife was delivered of a bouncing baby boy today has named the baby ' Chibusubsidym' (God is my subsidy)

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look, at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him nomatter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wiferesponds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. Itold him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

@justwise, Do you still think Arsenal have younger players? Think again. Please count your young players on your team, all I see in Arsenal, they are all old men, All your starting eleven are all old men.

Per Mertesacker 27 yrs
Thomas Vermaelen 26 yrs
Tomáš Rosický 31 yrs
Mikel Arteta 30 yrs
Robin van Persie 29 yrs
Santos 29 yrs old
Yossi Benayoun 31
Andrei Arshavin 30 yrs
Laurent Koscielny 27 yrs


Please get your fact right before you called your team young whatever.

I want to apply for Cheap School for my pals. Can someone link me with any website. Attention: I dont need your contact detail. Just post me here.

@ Poster, Get a life. Leave d small boy to enjoy e money. Abeg for Nigeria Yahoo Yahoo is no man business. Govt dey chop money No body dey talk. E won beta ur family life, You dey complain, abeg if e pain you go jump for Lagoon.

(10/19/11)
Port Harcourt, Nigeria. Intamin's all-new P30 monorail train has been completed and is currently on its way to the Rivers Monorail construction site in Port Harcourt, Nigeria. The P30 has been designed to increase passenger capacity in a state-of-the-art lightweight car body, operate with a higher top speed and meet ever-increasing industry standards for safety and sustainability. The P30 has an advanced suspension and guidance system which Intamin says will reduce noise and vibration to achieve higher ride quality. The propulsion system allows for speeds up to 80 km/h, which matches the speed capability of the majority of the world's straddle and suspended monorails. Shorter headways are expected when the P30 is paired with the ATGS-P30 automatic train guiding system. The Rivers Monorail is slated to open its first phase line in October of 2012.

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few
years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got
married.
"Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also,my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law.

Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own son's grandfather! And you think you have family wahala

Thank @ All. My friend has embark on traveling to Greece since 4 days ago, I haven't heard from him or on Facebook. Am scared something terrible. I pray for his safety. I once lived in Belgium, I see a lot of Black there too from different Nationality such as Congo and other. I am kind of worried over lack of Information not hearing from my friend.

Sorry Peoples, I have a friend who just travel to Turkey last week, He is currently in Istanbul, He want to fly to Spain but he has only Turkey visa, How can he fly to Spain with the Turkey Visa. They told him that He needed Schengen Visa to fly to Spain. I need your advice how he can move to Spain pls, sorry for my English. I am writing through phone,

Very Interesting Video, Damn Funny, For those of your who wish to be White. Listen now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmhZ3oRpTLc&feature=related

FUCKN COUNTRY, FUCKN PEOPLES, IDOIT GOVERNMENT,FRAUD,BAD ROAD,NO LIGHT,SUFFERING & SMILING,FUCKN NAIRALANDER, FUCKN INEC.GOOD PRESIDENT. BITCH. NO YOUTH, NO EDUCATION, NO WATER, IN FACT CRAZY NIGERIA LIVING IN THIS PLANET, NO ELECTION, NO FOOD, NO CHRIS BROWN, NO BARRACK OBAMA, FUCKN SEUN.

uguaghan you will die before your time,as long as you dont want the people to decide for themselves, your children will never live to see fruits of your struggles,

INEC by now is suppose to know all the tricks and irregularities been used by the Delta pdp to disrupt opposition strongholds,why is it that most places where Ogboru is suppose to win with a landslide are been canceled due to violent and pdp don't suffer same in their strong holds?? INEC IS PART OF THE PDP GAME IN DELTA STATE BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE TRUTH, THEY KNOW THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE,THEY SEE HOW DELTANS WANT CHANGE, YET THEY REMAIN SILENT, GOD GO PUNISH ALL OF UNA WEN NUR WANT CHANGE, GOOD WILL SURELY PREVAIL OVER UDUAGHAN EVIL PLANS IN DELTA STATE

Almost all the member here sound like a big Idiot and Jobless Youth, In mature , They never think of any thing positive, They cant find any good news, They love Criticize any Good news. Please whatever you call your self, Seun or Funke, Delete my profile Immediately and stop sending me Rubbish Post to my mail. I am done with Nairaland and off to Skyscraper city where I can find sensible Nigerians.

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its peoples are treated, We can Build this country on a foundation of pleasant thoughts. Never fret at any imperfections that you fear may impede the country progress. Remind yourself, as often as necessary, that you are a creature of God and have the power to achieve Nigeria dream by lifting up your thoughts. You can fly when you decide that you can. Never consider yourself defeated again, Together we can build this Nation forward. Let the vision in your heart be in your life's blueprint. Happy Independence Day All fellow Nigerians.

John obi Mikel is truly a star. watch this skill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMM12UPjOfA

In one form or another, all humans are patriots. Although later experiences may tamper this belief and attitude, initially however, there is the tendency to think that their country is the best in the world. No matter how unorganized, precarious and underdeveloped it may be -- there is the proclivity to think that their country is superior to others. Consider Nigerians: in spite of the political, economic and social reality of the country, rare is the Nigerian who has completely written off the country.

There is something about Nigeria that makes Nigerians adore her. Nigerians may complain about the deplorable state of infrastructures, they may complain about the bad economic landscape or even about the asphyxiating political space; yet, they love and love their country. This state of mind, whether consciously or not, manifests itself in the manner Nigerians abroad carry themselves. It shows in the way they speak, how they live their lives; and in how they interact with others. There are instances of inferiority complex, still, Nigerians acts as if they are the numero uno.

No matter what some may say or think of Nigeria and Nigerians, she is one of a handful of countries that others lust after. It is a country that at once seduces, repels and compels. It tugs, it inhabits your soul. I jokingly tell friends that there are only two countries in Africa: "Nigeria and the rest." Most of the Nigerians I know walk around with a swagger. Frankly, they waltz. It is as if being a Nigerian gives them a pass into any community or organization of their chosen; as if being a Nigeria makes them superior to all others.

Aside from the United State, Jamaica and China, what other country has higher name recognition than Nigeria? If you are a Nigerian, almost everybody wants to be friends with you. Somehow, especially in uncertain times, they think you have the magic wand to make it all better. They may begrudge you for being a Nigeria; yet, most cannot help themselves but to embrace you. They may embrace you at the workplace, in the classroom and on campus, at clubs and at the dancehall. Nigerians have the power and the ability to be the life of most situations.

To be hated and to be loved is one of the ironies of being a Nigerian. If you are a resident of the United States, and you observe your immediate community as much as I do, you may have felt or noticed the simmering heat emanating from the tension within the Black World: the mutual suspicion and objections and the intense competition between the African-American, Afro-European, Afro-Caribbean and Afro-Latino, and the African community.

In some enclaves and professional sectors, the heat stemming from these tensions can be unbearable. Often times, one wonder why people with common ancestry, common history and common life experiences engage in self-immolating, self-defeating and self-hating tendencies. What’s the problem? While one cannot, and must not posit that all the members of all these groups hate all Nigerians, there is a certain measure of exasperation in their tone, and in their verbal and body language when they speak of Nigerians.

Most Africans I have come to know or communicated with are suspicious of, and love to hate Nigerians. I don’t mean this at the individual level. I am speaking in the collective or general terms. In most places I go, I hear the Congolese, Togolese, Sierra Leoneans, Liberians and South Africans and others speak ill of Nigerians. Nigerians are "too aggressive," "too dishonest," "love to show off their wealth," "they take our girls," and are "always loud." They also associate Nigerians with "419" even when their own nationals have been caught committing such offences.

What does it means to be "too aggressive." Does it means that Nigerians have a quicker and better understanding of systems and societies they find themselves in? Does it mean that Nigerians, by virtue of their worldview, education, and experiences, gets acculturated better and faster than other Africans? Does it mean they know how to stretch and bend rules to suit their conditions? Does it mean that Nigerians are generally never afraid or intimidated of their new environment? Whatever "too aggressive" means, they are always grateful when Nigerians show them the ropes, helps them out of difficult situations and introduce them to wider circle of benefits.

Within the African continent, to be a Nigerian is to be a pariah. In Mozambique, Angola, Namibia, Tanzania, Botswana, Kenya and other East and Southern African countries, they speak and think of the "monsters and crooks" living in their midst. Some Africans are not happy with the fact that Nigerians have a huge presence in their educational, business and medical system. That Nigerians are the Nouveau riche in some of these African countries is also a source of concern.

What is it about Nigeria and Nigerians that vexes them? Nigeria is not a global hegemon. We neither invade nor occupy other lands. We do not have expansionist tendencies. We are not even a crusading nation lording over the West African sub-region. We have mostly helped, and have been a good neighbor. By and large, all we have done is help other African countries in terms of their economy and or political independence. Even though Nigeria has her own problems, she continues to expend time and energy and other resources on fellow African countries.

We do for them what they otherwise cannot or would have found difficult to for themselves. Without Nigeria, close to 35% of sub-Saharan African countries would have found it difficult to gain independence or even be in existence today. Nigeria remains the lifeline of several African countries. Since 1970 or thereabout, Nigeria has spent billions of dollars towards peacekeeping and economic and political stabilization missions. In addition, thousands of Nigerians have lost their lives in the service of these countries.

For all Nigerians have done and continue to do, is these all we get? Scorn and ridicule and hate? But really, what did Nigeria and Nigerians do to our Black brethrens in the Black World to warrant the hostility that is generally directed at us? What’s their problem? What are the source and/or the justification for the hatred?

That a few Nigerians -- as is the case with citizens from all parts of the world -- are involved in 419 and other criminal enterprise does not give anyone the right to lump all Nigerians and give us false label. Oh no! There is another irony, though: No matter what they say and/or think about Nigerians, they usually do so with some measure of respect, admiration and wonder. After all, Nigerians, for the most part, are simply forward-looking, envelope busting, frontier pushing, and barrier erasing and are an enterprising group of people.

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Bayelsa attains 17 hours steady power daily
By Olamilekan Lartey, Yenagoa
Wednesday, 28 Jul 2010


The Bayelsa State Government said on Tuesday that it had been able to ensure 17 hours of interrupted power supply per day from electricity generated from its gas turbine station.

Commissioner for Energy, Mr. Maxwell Oko, said the power situation would, however, only improve if customers paid their bills regularly.

“Government has made conscious effort to ensure that there is electricity supply for 17 hours out of 24 hours in Yenagoa. What we do is we evacuate 12 megawatts from Kolo Creek and this is augmented by PHCN with 24 megawatts and this is responsible for the constant electricity supply our people have been enjoying since November last year,” he said.

Oko said the aim of the government was for the state to achieve 111 megawatts.

Oko who was represented at a stakeholders meeting of customers of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria by the Permanent Secretary in the ministry, Mr. Rennewe Tiebiri, urged the people to pay up their bills if they wanted the regular power supply to continue.

“If you are paying your bills you can hold PHCN accountable on its service delivery,” and decried the situation where some consumers harasses officials of the company in the course of discharging their duties,” Tiebiri said.

Residents of Bayelsa State only began paying for electricity in January this year.

Many homes are yet to start paying the token introduced to domestic consumers.

PHCN’s Assistant General Manager, Customer Services, Port Harcourt Zone, Mr. S.B Koka, said the company would improve on its services and performance to customers in Bayelsa State.

He said it was important for consumers to pay their bills because of the huge financial outlay involved in electricity generation and distribution.

am born july 21, Come on and Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrry, I will arrive Naija on Saturday , meet me at Bar beach because I am hosting my Birthday party, Since my dad is a politician I will put on bouncer , A lot to drink, come make we gbedu. Nairaland member only with your ID.

That Uruguay player that catch the ball in the penalty area is a Hero now.

Where to watch the Match Live both Internet and dstv other station?