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Fashion / Re: Anambra Government Bars Female Students From Wearing Short Skirts by OnionBandit(f): 4:41am On Sep 19, 2022
Nyamiri:


Thank you so very much.

I will prefer albino cows, the type that resembles that idiot called Kanu.
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Fashion / Re: Anambra Government Bars Female Students From Wearing Short Skirts by OnionBandit(f): 11:33pm On Sep 18, 2022
Nyamiri:
Obiano built a prison for children in Anambra. Soludo has now banned them from dressing like prostitutes.

Obviously, parenting has failed in Anambra and the government is doing the job of the family unit. Not surprising since even parents in that side are so undisciplined and senseless.
You deserve two full cows for the eating pleasure of you and family
Crime / Re: Video Of Young Ladies Punished For Taking Ice (drug) by OnionBandit(f): 1:07pm On Sep 18, 2022
See their tiny legs like spider own..

Na the thing wey dem dey take wey make dem no dey respect their elders be that
Politics / Re: Labour Party Chairman In Lagos Working For Tinubu, Peter Obi Movement Alleges by OnionBandit(f): 12:34pm On Sep 18, 2022
frankson1:






That the wife is a Tinubu supporter doesn't automatically make her husband who is LP state Chairman, APC supporter.

The thinking of Ipob sef undecided
I tire o! You know how they treat their women na..Women don't have say in the East..So they expect that the man should be dictatorial as it is practiced in their region.

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Chairman In Lagos Working For Tinubu, Peter Obi Movement Alleges by OnionBandit(f): 9:42am On Sep 18, 2022
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Dirty obi squirrels won't cease to entertain us with their madness.

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Politics / Re: Gov Umahi Is A Murderer,many Peter Obi Supporters Were Shot Yesterday by OnionBandit(f): 9:40am On Sep 18, 2022
Lies from the pit of hell..

The FG should as a matter of urgency begin massive clampdown of fame news peddlers. They are worse than Mamu and his boys
Politics / Re: See Funny Reactions As Sokoto State Shutdowns For Tinubu(video) by OnionBandit(f): 9:21am On Sep 18, 2022
Dirty Obituarists in the mud

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Crime / Re: Two Men Struggle, Try To 'Snatch' Rifle From Police Officer In Lagos by OnionBandit(f): 9:32pm On Sep 17, 2022
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I pity this guy in advance..but why police sef go collect him phone?

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Look Alike Was Spotted In Jos Plateau State Today During Rally: Pics by OnionBandit(f): 8:04pm On Sep 17, 2022
Rozross:
Low budget Peter Obi �

Peter obi himself na low budget

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Politics / Re: NANS To Shut Down All Airports Until ASUU Strike Is Over by OnionBandit(f): 4:34pm On Sep 17, 2022
Nonsense!

You have every right to protest peacefully but not to infringe on other people's human right. The government needs to equip our gallant troops with enough teargas and koboko

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Family / Re: My Mum Insulted Me So Bad by OnionBandit(f): 11:06am On Sep 17, 2022
duro4chang:
You actually did the right thing. But something within me is telling me that you have offended your mother before. Perhaps, you yourself is not upright and you are trying to correct another person. But then you have played your own role as a brother. If the thing backfire in future you will be able to justify yourself and make your mama see the reason why you took drastic action against the girl. Just forget what your mum did and move on.
No..this doesn't look like he has offended the mum before.. without mincing words, the sister has taken after the mother in every way. Get rich by any means possible, while the op and the dad are not financially buoyant because of their principles (which is not paying bills).

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Family / Re: German Wife Peels Yam With A "Peeler" Instead Of Knife, Nigeria Husband Reacts. by OnionBandit(f): 9:24am On Sep 17, 2022
meobizy:
It’s a large potato after all.

Nigerian men don’t try when picking oyibo wives.
That's what is obtainable, especially if you are not stinkingly rich like successful footballers and musicians grin

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Lagos Announces Date To Shut Ladipo, Oyingbo Markets Indefinitely by OnionBandit(f): 11:36pm On Sep 16, 2022
VladimirPutiin:
A clear target against Igbos. It is well known that igbos traders populate these markets. angry
Then go back home naw, abi na by force?

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Politics / Re: This Reno And Peter Obi Picture Is Causing Big Problem In Lagos by OnionBandit(f): 11:32pm On Sep 16, 2022
iamwilliamsfx:



Brother man you no use your eyes come this world

Wetin your signature mean?
Who are the 98%
The Sit-at-home urchins of course grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by OnionBandit(f): 11:28pm On Sep 16, 2022
SKIBiNSKI:
So if you happen to inherit any of these properties your worries would be 40% inheritance tax? sad what bout the person who died and left the property? What should they be worrying about? Are you greedy or what?
No, I am not. I think you are just too dumb to understand the post.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by OnionBandit(f): 11:16pm On Sep 16, 2022
MT:


It all happens at the probate. There is a dedicated government account for it.
Thank you!
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by OnionBandit(f): 10:59pm On Sep 16, 2022
Johnn44:

Chartered accountant? grin
Guessed right?
Abi na chartered bus cheesy
Never knew the guy 's not chartered. He went on Google to copy and paste here. This Nairaland sef grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by OnionBandit(f): 10:56pm On Sep 16, 2022
MT:


When someone passes and you go get letter of administration. I am not sure of the exact percentage again, but i think it is 10% of the inheritance that will be forfeited to the Govt. This is no hearsay, I witnessed few years ago.

Lawyers in the house can enlighten more.
Okay..So who administers this tax? Who collects it? The FIRS or the lawyers on behalf of the government..Cos to the best of my knowledge, inheritance tax is not part of what the FIRS collects
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by OnionBandit(f): 10:45pm On Sep 16, 2022
MT:


Govt collects tax on inheritance in Nigeria
So I heard but in practice, my dear, it doesn't work. I have been into tax for years but I have never seen it happen.. please tell me your experience
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by OnionBandit(f): 10:29pm On Sep 16, 2022
bemagnify:


Hahaha na you be oversabi. How do you know that the estates are worth more than the threshold? And what if the owners WILL it to his spouse? how will the UK GOVT know? is the UK GOVT the custodian of the WILL?
Well, the message has been passed that we belong to the same institute, even though you didn't pass it well. I hope you are chartered now
Health / Re: Mechanic Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Conceives For Another Man by OnionBandit(f): 10:25pm On Sep 16, 2022
Versal:

It's not even painful! undecided undecided undecided
grin grin grin

We get Ballz pass each other na. So I believe you
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by OnionBandit(f): 10:17pm On Sep 16, 2022
bemagnify:


Lol. You lie! There's normally no Inheritance Tax to pay if either: the value of the estate is below the £325,000 threshold. Or the person leaves everything above the £325,000 threshold to his or her spouse, civil partner, a charity or a community amateur sports club.
I mentioned nil rate band na, Mr oversabi..you and I know that most estates are worth more than the normal and resident nil rate band combined. Plus if it was left for the spouse which is exempt, the spouses would have been contacted and the owners names won't be published..talk another

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Politics / Re: 2023: Peter Obi Is Most Popular Candidate Among Nigerian Youths - CNN’s Asher by OnionBandit(f): 10:13pm On Sep 16, 2022
Which Nigerian youths? Abi Yeebowh yoots
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Publishes Names Of Dead Nigerians With Unclaimed Estates, Assets by OnionBandit(f): 10:05pm On Sep 16, 2022
Mehn!

There is no way you can claim these properties without paying inheritance tax of 40% after deduction of any available nil rate band..and that is where I see a major problem. Hehe..The UK doesn't joke with inheritance tax, unlike Nigeria where you can inherit property worth billions and you have no tax to pay on them whatsoever.

Nigeria is a good country, we just don't know. All we need is a change of attitude..for we are all bad as a people

bemagnify:


Lol. You lie! There's normally no Inheritance Tax to pay if either: the value of the estate is below the £325,000 threshold. Or the person leaves everything above the £325,000 threshold to his or her spouse, civil partner, a charity or a community amateur sports club.
I mentioned nil rate band na, Mr oversabi..you and I know that most estates are worth more than the normal and resident nil rate band combined. Plus if it was left for the spouse which is exempt, the spouses would have been contacted and the owners names wouldnt have been published..talk another

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrest 2 Over Alleged Rape Of Lady. by OnionBandit(f): 7:01pm On Sep 16, 2022
These descendants of Ojukwu can't control their urge. Always taking everything by force

Tueh

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Politics / Re: APC Using Atiku's Image For Campaign In The North (Picture) by OnionBandit(f): 8:47am On Sep 16, 2022
Rekhina:
Yarubas think we north have no sense , they go about telling themselves evil they want against the good north while smiling to us calling us brothers after killing us with opc and Lagos touts blaming igbos for the killings .
We all know Muhammadu buhari is a failure why will yaribas tell us igbos are enemy to the north for hating buhari and his crazy fans if they aren't so wicked?
shameless Yeebowh cannibal. Continue with your masturbation, you will soon drown in your cvm

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Health / Re: Mechanic Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Conceives For Another Man by OnionBandit(f): 8:35am On Sep 16, 2022
Weak man! The new generation call them SIMP!

It is painful but not worth committing suicide over. Na the same privates she get with others na. Or are some people's private laced with ornaments like the queen of England's palace? why not find for yourself a better woman and be more vigilant this time?

Women are the most ungrateful creation in existence

Do a dog a favour, it will forever be grateful..
Do an elephant a favour, it won't forget..
Do a lion a favour, it will most likely remember........But to the other gender that's meant to complete man, it's like as if you never did a thing. To them the favour was done with other intents or they deserve more than they got.

Rest well underground, Coward!

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Education / Re: Nigerian-born Professor Resigns After Spending $243k Research Grant On Strip Clu by OnionBandit(f): 11:39pm On Sep 15, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Money meant for research, Chikaodinaka Nwankpa spent it on olosho.

Anyway, Pennsylvanians are jealous because we are the most successful tribe in the universe. Imagine, even to develop their oloshos, Pennsylvanians are trying to victimise us. Abiama will help us. angry

Look at his head, as flat as table. angry

grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Supporters Are Mostly Poor And Jobless People by OnionBandit(f): 3:44pm On Sep 15, 2022
And they are the majority in every country

Congratulations to Tinubu, the incoming president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

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Crime / Re: Death Row Inmates Win Trophy At Friendly Football Match by OnionBandit(f): 2:50pm On Sep 15, 2022
Congratulations..

Death to all the guilty death roll inmates nevertheless

Celebrities / Re: R Kelly Found Guilty Of Child Pornography, Enticing Girls For Sex by OnionBandit(f): 9:21am On Sep 15, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


When he sang 'Storm is over' the devil was just doing him waka..he didn't know he was making a joke of himself that the storm in his life was just beginning.
stale

Politics / Re: List Of One Million Delisted Voters - INEC Breakdown According To States by OnionBandit(f): 8:12am On Sep 15, 2022
Sergio103:
Checking by region is stupidity.

I do smile if Edo State is fair here upon the fact they are not in the south East (but you know my reason).

You should be more worried that APC states and States that can deliver them high are performing wonderfully stupid in this graph grin
One 'sit at home' urchin spotted

Hypocrisy smells in all they touch. If na Lagos top the list, you for don dey should TiLumbu upandan

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