₦airaland Forum

See, the story is not complete.

The robber had sex with the woman and when he was about to cum or dress up, he was apprehended in the act.

However, report would not say it the way it is for fear of the woman being stigmatized that she was raped.

Ororo is the best!

Lalastica snake son!

bigcee:
Your ignorance is appalling. You for just shut up na

God punish your father.

Coun3MAN:
Hmmm, it wasn't funny my brother, I swear to God I see hell close to me, I was unable to eat properly for good 2weeks, I could not have sex for that period of time cuz my gbola could not erect. I don't pray for my enemy to experience that moment. It happens to me on 17th Jan. 2015

God punish your gbola.

Hustlerconnect:
I was robbed few weeks ago.
On 11th this month. Here in Abuja wuse 2 by 3 hausa guys with knives
We were 4 in numbers on our to night dinner party
I was the only male in the midst of the 4 people.
While on our way going our car got spoilt ( over heating) by the side of the road we all came down and trying to let it cool off before we add water
. 20mins of waiting 3 armed hausa men just attacked me from behind. Note I was standing alone far from those ladies so i was attacked first. Initially I didn't knew what was happening because they were speaking hausa and one was holding my waist and I was busy pushing him away not until I look up and discovered that he was holding a knife pointing at me to stab me all these girls ran away I was the only one so I was trying my possible best to block myself from the knife trying to hold his hand but he kept swinging it. That's when I pushed him and and started running
they gave me a hot chase I fell down multiple times my phone fell off one of them picked it. I sustained bruises all over my body including dislocation in my upper arm region which I'm still nurturing till date . Have been in a state of depression all these while the trauma and everything keeps ringing in my head. Haven't been able to go to hospital to get myself treated because no enough cash with me again.
I would have been stab to death but I narrowly escaped. It's a miracle that I'm still alive now

So the other three babes ran away, abi?
Can you see how vagina babes behave?
Na only TOTO dem get to take put us for ransom.

Learn a lesson from this, never go clubbing with TOTO babes anymore...If you wanna go, ensure it's with strong men.

If you wanna let off steam, self service as much as you want ... It's not a sin to self-service yourself to stupor as God is the greatest masturbator.

I've been robbed just once in my life and that was in the year 2005 after my NYSC.

I was in our house in G.R.A, Benin City on a fateful night at 10pm...There was light but we just finished relaxing outside for fresh air...Not long after that, we heard a bang on our fragile door and it came crashing down, lol and behold, see men of the underworld in our parlour brandishing matchetes and guns, telling us to bring our phones and money...I was not having money as of then but a new phone I bought while teaching after NYSC...I was unperturbed but just handed it over to them.

They were telling my mom to give them her gold and trinkets but was she actually having any, NO!

They succeeded in collecting my sister's Nokia phone...As for my brother, one of the robbers was shouting to his chairman that he's going to blast my brother with his gun because he wasn't forthcoming with any valuables...My brother no get chi chi or phone.

Anyway, they left our compound and we found out that they robbed other neighbors but no injuries was sustained in our compound...The other landlord in the next house was injured by the robbers with blood gushing outta of him.

I've watched a lot of action movies that was why I wasn't scared of those bad boys but I was only scared of what they are gonna do to my folks.

Roman Reigns has leukemia and he's still fighting tooth and nails in WWE as the tribal chief...He was treated by the best doctors.

Nigerian hospitals and doctors are wack...All they know is to experiment on people.

Nigerian leaders are even the worst...What we need is a REVOLUTION to oust all these old politicians outta of the equation.

I wonder why God couldn't even cure him, as he (Chinedu) sang for him on Earth.

Even God doesn't care about anyone, all He cares about is to gamble away our lives to the devil.

RIP, Chinedu!

Self service is meant to let off steam... Therefore, you should masturbate so that you will not:

1. Rape someone
2. Contact STDs/HIV/AIDS
3. Be embarrassed by an olosho
4. Get an innocent girl pregnant

I'm addicted to wanking and Bet9ja...That's my choice and nothing can stop it...We should all stop this gibberish of Christianity brouhaha...White men that brought this religious bullshits are the major culprits.

As far as, you don't use your addictions to step on other people's toes, no wahala...Keep on doing it because God understands.

Do you know that the so called God in heaven is a gambler?

He gave up Job to the caprices of the devil and gambled the virtues of Job...Anyway, he won the bet over the devil which is over 2.5...God has been gambling people to the devil...Most times, He doesn't win, that's why good people die untimely.

Also, do you know that the so called God in the celestial world doesn't have a wife? God self-services himself to stupor...When He can't self-service anymore, He makes love to women in their dreams (spiritual husband)...That's what happened to Mary who later conceived Jesus Christ - the son of God.

Abeg Nairalanders, keep up with your addictions, nothing dey happen.

Cheers!!!

Death is bad and a respecter of nobody.

I lost my young bro during my NYSC.

My dad.

My younger sister's husband.

My elder sister's husband - Their lil son too.

Anyway, when I die, I'm coming back to break the jinx of death by reincarnation.

Ajakaiye83:
Pls I need your advice. I am loosing it and I need your advice.

I have 7m cash at hand .should I relocate or build a house with it?
I have a land in ikorodu and ijoko axis with foundation done .

As per relocating,I dont want to go through study route.i dont think I can couple with work and schooling.

Pls advice me

Guy, stake 2 odds with that 7 milla and cash out 14 milla...That's extra 7 milla profit in just one day hustle... Withdraw your winnings and restake...I bet you, within one week, you'll have up to 100 milla.


Thereafter, build your mansion and use 20 milla to jakpa out of Nigeria and start straffing whitey babes.

That's the best solution to your dilemma.

What are you using these Facebook accounts for? To scam people.

missimelda01:
So I made a post earlier about how my partner wasn't interested in growing emotionally, well we continued having issues because of his behaviors (complains a lot, petty, prefers to keep malice instead of communicating and so much more). I finally decided to break up with him.

The next day after the break up, he messaged me on Instagram (I blocked him on every other platform and forgot this), he started begging and promised to communicate better. I didn't pay attention to him until after two days, then we started calling on Instagram and it was as if things were getting better.

My birthday was two days ago, he came to my house with gifts, said he had made plans for them before we broke up...lol he ask me out again and I said yes (don't blame me, I find it difficult to detach from people I love).

I was at his place and was using his computer to work and messages kept coming in from one particular girl, I was ignoring it until it was too hard to ignore, opened it and saw the shock of my life (his mac is sync with his iPhone). This guy had unprotected sex with a girl he met on a dating app the same week we ‘broke up’

I'm angry, disappointed and confused.
What do men want? You meet a girl who's loyal, independent, cares for your family, plans with you and you still ruin everything.

P.S this guy was so in love with me, he's been so pressed about meeting my mum, he already knows my siblings...I’m beginning to think he has mental problems.

The guy does not love you at all.
He bleeped another fine babe raw without using a condom.
Why don't you pay him back too.
I would suggest you come bleep me too without protection and let him know too.
If you want to bleep me that would be great as I have a long and satisfying diiick.
No strings attached or if you want, we can make it serious.
I'm in Abuja!
Call me: 0::8::1::3::4::1::9::8::7::9::5
I'm always available.

Shakira has sucked that Pique diiick dry.

This match was on Bet9ja two days ago.

I put Obasanjo to score 2 goals and correct score 4 - 2.

I put just N500k.

Thank God, I've won N18m courtesy of Obasanjo.

The mermaid looks like IYAEBE on Nairaland - IYAEBE is so ugly like this mermaid monster.

SugarPapi,

It's my turn to offer a more holistic and pragmatic solutions to your real life love situation.

1. That babe is a free TOTO, keep on FU..CKING her...There's no big deal there as it's every man's desire.

2. Your wife is presently in Ireland, good...There's every tendency that another nigga is kpanshing her wide puccci that's already sour from serious kpanshing and child birth...Keep FU..CKING that small bitche that's dying for you.

3. Even though you tell her that you are married, she will still open her tight puccci for you because there's an emotional attachment to both of you.

4. In case, she gets pregnant for you, do not abort the baby, I repeat, do not abort the baby, as it's normal in parts of the world...Your case isn't exceptional...No be you start am, my guy.

5. There's no way you can send the babe away and start masturbating because masturbation is not as enjoyable with the opposite sex especially when doing skin to skin.

6. Lastly, I'm at your service anytime and anyway to help you service the babe or maybe a party should be fantastic.

DM

You gawk badly.

You are not sharp.

Do you know that those bankers rip off customers a lot?

They are even the ones that gives out data to their Yahoo boyfriends to scam innocent people.

Now, you have the chance to eat out of the national cake, then you chickened off.

You no get mind , abeg.

You be Jew man.

Do you know that if you even ask the lady to give you small thing, she would be the one to snub you?

Don't do favours for women except your fellow men.

Toto
Toto
Toto

Lol

Anyway, it's akpu and melon soup with assorted meat and fish... Thereafter, I'll top it up with chilled bottles of star lager beer.

After that:

Toto
Toto
Toto

ItsGoodToBeGood:
Oko Poly,



Come Living Stone make I gist you

UpLagos
Alex Ekwueme Villa
Ekwulobia
Eke Market

Toto Joint

Omobola121:
I really need someone to guide me through on this domain stuff. I have been following keenly and i want to start. I will pay for the training.

Kindly quote me if you can put me through. Between, I'm a fast learner so i won't stress you.

Contact me on 08..1..3,..41___9++87--95

Let start today on Zoom

I've the breakdown tutorial on PowerPoint.

Just like YellowPages.com and Yelp.com in the United States of America, we have few ad sites that you can list your start up. However, I can help you promote your business via many channels for exposure.

Contact me on Whatsapp so that we can relate better: 0/81/3,,41/98...79.../5

Force work is an open suicide to hell.

Iyaebe:
Very true and statistics shows that most pH guys now have erectile dysfunction.It is well.To accept proposal from pH guys now is very scary

Na fukk u Sabi this olosho babe wey no go ever marry for life - Iyaebe

brianromel:
� � � �  � �  � � �  � � � � � � � � � � � � � 
� � � � � � 
� � � 
� 
� � � � � 
� � 
� � � � 

This thread is so funny and interesting at the same time.

Sᴏ ғᴀʀ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ, ʀᴇᴀᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴀʟʏsɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ

I have come to notice one thing

There is a lot of talk about what different people are doing online to make money.

But no body wants to show their hand.

Plus, so far across the 41 pages I have read do far.

A lot of people are dropping emails, but no feedback on results, or success.

Means most of what was offered never worked

Or

The people talking about their own process and saying how great it is and how much they made, usually are trying to sell you something (ebook mainly)

People talking about making it big on clickbank, surveys, clickads

Forgot to mentions that you require this and that and those,

IP, USA Gmail, lestho PayPal, payoner etc

Then they tell you, "oh you will pay for that, but I can sell it to you "

Then there is those on affiliate marketing,

Nah this one's dodgy pass, cos before you talk pem, nah buy ebook.

Guy affiliate marketing is like helping mama sekira sell her rice to mama yetunde and daddy James, but because nah you know yetunde mama and bros James, you tell mama sekira to remove 1k, while telling daddy James and mama yetunde say nah 2k more

Now you know

Pick a product, get pictures, talk to the product owner for discount and sell it to your market, area or home.

So what business can you do online.

Pick one of these below.

Buy and sell
Create and sell
Skill to sell

These are the only ones can can easily lead you to success and wealth.

They are never easy to start, your first customer might take forever to come.

But once you start, once that customer buyers and another buyers, you redesign your engagement, check what works for each customer, get referrals and scale.

True talk.

That's why we need to work remotely and earn Dollars.

Naira is cursed forever.

Nigeria is doomed!

Betting hard pass anything.

It takes blood outta of u when looking at livescores.

I know how much I lost just last month, almost N40k.

This year, I am only betting little online compared to entering shops where u will be tempted to play virtuals (rituals).

I need to achieve this year.

Advice: Please, bet wisely!