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Mino1000:
Hi everyone, so I met this beautiful babe June this year and we started dating three months later. We genuinely loved each other and we had a relationship that people envied.

We trusted each other so much that I had access to her google account and all her personal info on my laptop, while she also had mine on her phone to cut the long story short, I have a problem of always getting worried whenever she is not home and I can't reach her for example if she leaves in a bolt and the journey is 30minutes but she is not reachable one hour later I start to worry and call people I feel are at home and even the bolt rider.

On this particular day, she had a meeting with her colleagues which just came into the country, she shared her live location but it was last updated an hour ago, she was not picking her calls and it was 11:45pm mind you she was in Ikeja and lives at lekki so she was still going to Lekki that night in this dangerous December month in Lagos. I called and called but she did not pick then I got so worried and went to her google contacts to get her boss number and called him. He told her I called and that is how trouble started.

She explained that nobody has his number and she is the middle man between him and clients so his number getting into my hands without her permission means his company info is not safe. She said I have destroyed all what she labored to build over the years and blocked me everywhere (phone, whatsapp, snapchat) and left me with only instagram access. I have been begging her since last night when this happened, but she only unblocked me to tell me not to call her again and blocked me back.

I have been trying to explain to her that relationship and marriage is full of challenges so she should not let this one destroy what we had but she has been ignoring me. If I call with a different number she hangs up immediately she hears my voice.

We were already talking about marriage and in fact, I had already started making arrangements for a proposal next year.

I swear I really love this lady with everything that I have and I know for a fact that she loved me too but right now I am confused I am wondering how she was so much in love with me yesterday morning but doesn’t even want to hear my voice today. She went as far as threatening to get me arrested if I come close to her house. I am really confused and need mature advice on what to do to save this relationship because right now I can’t focus on anything. Plus I trust her so I wasn’t calling because I thought she was doing something silly.

Bros, I have two options for you:

1. Give her space or better still, dump her and move on like an alpha male...There are many better fish in the ocean.

2. Go and die (suicide)

Pick any of the above solutions above and you'll be glad you did.

[quote author=SosoTakemypain post=119212365]Hi guys,

So when I was in primary school(2012),I was in class playing with my friend,I mistakenly fell and hit my forehead on the ground and that particular spot swelled up,I didn't care to massage it,I Thought the swelling will go down by itself (silly me).

Brothers and sisters,The swelling refused to shrink,it kinda got more bigger by the day sef.Its been 10 years now ,The wound is still there, although it doesnt pain me when I touch it But it's affecting my self esteem.


Can you guys help me with any solution for the swelling to shrink, please guys

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It happened to my cousin too but the swelling has gone done very well even unnoticeable.

There's a local ointment you can rub on it twice a day - morning and night and it will subside after two weeks.

It's N5k.

Send me a private chat.

Toto that I fuuuckk when I want is what the Op is paying premium money for ontop a small biitch that is forming Bruce Lee, right?

Toto don tire me sef, the one I fuuucked yesterday na wahala, as my diiick is already bruised from the heavy fuuccking from my 14 inches long lasting diiick with great cums.

Anyway, the Op has money to throw in the drainage, that's why he too is forming big boy with laptop or is he a gee man?

If you need a babe for N15k till day break, just holla me...You will suck booobs and they will give you heads....These girls can do threeeesome with you...They will give you any style you want, nah you go confess.

But you will pay me N5k to connect them with you...They are from the University closest to you...They are queens with big bums and bboobs.

Private chat me!

Frank571:
I was supposed to transfer money to someone but i mistakenly recharged my airtel line with #10000. Pls if u know a way i can convert it back to cash lemme know

If it's still available, I'll buy it for N9,500.
Contact me on WhatsApp: 0/81/--34--1/98__/795

gaby:
2022, just ended in a very bad way for this typical Nigerian employee.

What a good.

Kai.

Come Federal secretariat here in Abuja and other MDA's, you go think to say na Santana market for Sapele road, Benin City, you dey

Nigeria matter longgg

Ovwie Edo, woye?

How's Santana Market? Hope that's where you buy your Santana - akpu?

I miss all those areas even Etete, G.R.A.

Offpointng:
Remain like that bro. You're empty doesn't mean you're not happy cuz statistical study makes us believe Relatives from the father's side are close to very useless. but Ion know your full story sha, but Papa wey no look for you all these years till you turn 25, what gives you the assurance he'll care or give a F about you?

You are mad and a bastard for discouraging him.

Op, make sure you search for your fathet even though that's the last thing you can achieve in life.

Your mom might have led to his departure, that's the way most women are and they will poison children's mind against their dad.

Blood is thicker than water!

Magnoliaa:
It's how the men are celebrating and hailing him for me, forgetting there is another woman on the other side.

If this was from her angle, and she came sharing with us how she's a baby mama for the third time, nor be watin "we" go dey tok be this, for sure.

Magnolia, are you a Private Investigator?

Are you monitoring him that he has a side chick somewhere?

Someone whose his baby mamma just had a kid for will have time to waste his resources on a side chick, right?

I believe that's your line of profession, being a side chick to men who have baby mammas and wives, right?

Magnolia, are you God?

Please, get outta of here and go and look for a husband to settle with and stop being a nag in the lives of others.

incogni2o:
It's only positivity that I can reply you with.

I shall not die But LIVE and declare the works of the Lord in the Land of the Living. Amen.

God Bless You.

What's gonna be is gonna be!

FashionCookie:
Your sisters if you have any and your mother is a LovePeddler. Oloribu somebody...
Come, who dey born all these goat sef?
Supporting rubbish...maybe na so them take born you...unam ikot!
"Go and marry" as if you know me...
I pity women dating/becoming baby mamas to stupid guys like you.
Onye ala! Bastard son of a thousand fathers...spit on you.

Foolish smelly Toto!

For your information, I'm married with lovely kids and wife but you can NEVER and will EVER in your life marry for castigating someone who just had a baby with his baby mamma that he can eventually marry.

Instead of you to celebrate his new baby safe delivery and wishing him well, you are here bashing him as if he is the one that made you haggard and stubborn in life.

But your own chance of marrying a man is 0.001%.

Men will use you and dump you, I can assure you of that.

Keep on with your useless behavior.

Girls of 22, 23 and 24 are married...You are here forming judge over other people's lives.

Useless cuuunt who has nothing to offer to the table.

Ignoramus gender!

Nawttiboi007:
You no get sense at all... I blame the cheap pussy wey still Dey spread her legs for mumu wey Dey regard her as baby mama after three. But some girls sha

Shattap that your smelly and dirty brain for spewing that garbage.

Bastard!!!

FashionCookie:
Under how many years?
Even rabbit dey rest...and you even get mind to brag.
Biko go and sit down. No go pay the girl dowry...mtcheww

You are a whorre and bastard for telling him that.

Are you his parents?

Go and marry.

You that have done abortions up and down with Toto wey don slack.

emonis88:
Tell that to d children when they r of age , that their mother is just a baby mama, make them clap for u !!

Face your own music, mumu.

AntiWailer:
3 from 1 baby Mama ?

You are still bold to call her Baby Mama

I no blame u sha

Na your third child?
Won't you mind your own business, mumu?
Blame yourself for being impolite.
Untrained bastard!

incogni2o:
No one can talk sense into the seemingly Irresponsibility.

You have the third child with a Lady you haven't married.

Congrats to the child.

Shame on you though

God punish you for telling him that.
You will die before the end of next year.
Marriage or no marriage, as far as he is responsible.

TwoFourSeven:
sorry boss, i dont do waybill when buying phones here. I prefer meeting the seller and paying for the phone..anyways, i hope you get another buyer soon.

Where are you? I mean state.

TwoFourSeven:
alright boss, where's your location

I'm in Benin, where are you?

It's going to be waybill.

Can you call or WhatsApp?

Copy copy name
Ousmane Dembele that is super rich in France and Barca, that's what one riff Raff want to copy in this hell hole.

TwoFourSeven:
can't access whatsapp now boss...upload pics of the phone and I'll call ?

I just saw your post.
It's the only phone, I'm using I can't upload pics now, except I use another person's phone to snap and upload but that will be tomorrow.

I just want to sell the phone so that I can buy foodstuffs to feed my folks.

I'll be using my torchlight phone if I sell it before I'll think of buying another one by February upward, by then the prices of phones would have skyrocketed.

Anyway, you will enjoy the phone seriously as the battery lasts a lot even with radio, sharp light and browsing on.

I just bought a new fast charger by the way...I can add it to the waybill if you want.

SKIDDOLEE:
Why ?? Food nowadays is more expensive than eyeball . everybody eye-socket don enter cause of lack of good food.

If you want to eat to your satisfaction now you will be spending nothing less than 2k or even more what is actually wrong?

This country has been messed up by our so called leaders overtime that's why to eat good food now is like trying to fix a thread in a tiny hole needle in a semi dark room.

Do you know that our leaders doesn't care about us? They only care for their immediate blood members.

That's why most families are not able to live on $2 (N1,500 plus) a day....It's not funny oh!

Most people are walking dead, just looking for opportunities to explode.

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TwoFourSeven:
ok

Okay, let meet on WhatsApp: 0/8/1/3/:**4':1/9..8..7/9/5

We can work something out.

Just send me a message on WhatsApp for swift communication.

TwoFourSeven:
20k. Show pics

Nobody can sell infinix Hot 8 at that price.

Infinix Hot 8
N25,000
I bought it from a colleague.
It's working greatly.
Do you need it?
Quote me, if interested.

Igiaruwe04:
LoL. Like women are good looking creature either!.?
Do a Little something for me if you're a woman. Unclothe yourself and stand in front of a mirror, do you like what you see? Don't you look disgusting? Sometime after sex, men start thinking how do we even insert our stuff into this ugly looking hole.

Women are only beautiful when they're clothed. If men are ugly, at least, they can provide and they are the one that build this world. What has women ever achieved as a gender outside their ugly looking hole?

You too much!
Ride on, my brother.
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Let me tell you that women are the ones that brought down the downfall of man in the Garden of Eden when she was disvirgined by Lucifer, and she decided to give man the same apple (Toto).

This led to the glory of man been taken away from him...The woman is the greatest weapon used by the devil to truncate God's greatest creation - man.

There's nothing a woman actually gives, except their smelly Toto which they hoard to the highest bidders without an iota of love.

Women are seriously evil even wives and girlfriends...They all have evil and ulterior motives that always lead to man's downfall.

Hezzyluv:
So I went to the church one certain Sunday, I think this year or so. Prior to time of offering, the the church normally gives envelope for it. Perhaps, to avoid others seeing what you will drop in the basket.

And an usher gave me my own offering envelope, i dipped hand in my Pucket and removed #100 from it to put as offering. On opening the envelope, I was surprised because, I saw 2mints of $100 note. I think someone might have dropped it as offering the previous Sunday and the ushers skipped it when they opened and removed money from other envelopes.

The mind as usual started dropping devilish thoughts like, you know you don't have nice phone. You know the money in your bank account is not up to $30 let alone $200. You know you don't have a job..... All the you knows and plenty what-if's kept ringing in my head. I decided to show a friend seating beside me, the answer he gave me surprised me and goes thus... "Na your father house na, him don bless you".... I started pondering on na your father's house na your father's house if you carry the $200, drop your #100 nothing go happen. But one tiny thought said to me, what if you do this single act and curse followz you?

That was how I put my #100 note inside the envelope 2geda with the $200 when it was time for offering, I just dropped everything inside the basket. After the church service, my friend came to me and said" find me something na. And I told him, me don drop the money back because, I no get that mind. He now said even me I come rethink am sey e no good make you carry the money."

looked back and was happy I didnt go with the money because, any little -tive thing that happens to me, I might be saying "maybe na because of that money wey you carry from church ooo"

You be serious MUMU of the year.
You deserve to win the award "MUMU OF THE YEAR, 2022".

God decided to bless you with $200 and you spit it back to God, na wah oh!

If you tell this to the pastor of that your church, he will even be amazed at your foolishness because you just gave them an extra cash to flex at Sheraton Hotels and eat the best of meals and fuuuck tight cuunts.

You no sharp!

Promzy99:
Who can guess dis correctly Nairaland Academicians Over to you.

The answer is 30.
Take it or leave it.
There's no BODMAS in this images because they all connotes different numbers.
Therefore, this is Quantitative Reasoning.

olanrejoel:
I have solved this.

Account Number: 0000533702, Standard Chartered Bank. Thank you!

Did he pay you or just looking for traffic to that game site?

This is a cheap advert to make you click the link and play the nonsense childish game from a local game app developer and waste your precious time and data.

It's a bait!

Is marriage a do or die affair?
Marriage is not by force.
Any woman or man that messes up in marriage, fashi the person and look for someone else.

That's why baby mamma is better than all these so called white man's marriages they bequeathed on us blacks.

Hannania:
You won't do all these things you mentioned if you were in his shoes. Any woman who can not trust me enough to be my first confidant is not worthy to stay with me. Not even for something as grievous as this.

It's easy to get all religious with peoples case, but we're not God and there are margins for forgiveness .

Your statement shows you don't really know the value of trust or real virtue. And its the disease we spill out in the Christendom

Oga, you are seriously on point.
TRUST first
Christianity is a cover up and bullshiiit.

Kollins11:
Seeing them in canteen is even better.

Come club na, you go see as married men plenty for there. Even as late as 1am they are still boozing down some Shayoo with we the single guys in the club.

On Friday here, one married man literally told me his wife is a big problem in his house, that he wish he could be sleeping in the club everyday of his life. He said his wife can't cook, she's always nagging, she's very troublesome, she report him to different kinds of people.

Many married men has found rest in club. Men are really going through a lot in the hands of these daughters of jezebel.

The woman wey go tamper with my peace of mind is yet to be born. Them never born her papa well. She dey Mad?

You must meet a woman who will tamper with your peace.
Oga, there's nothing you can do about it.
Best thing is to throw her out early...If you decide to manage her after many years, you don enter everlasting ONE CHANCE.
Also, don't let her have many kids for you because na YAWA be that with BAGGAGES.

Kollins11:
Seeing them in canteen is even better.

Come club na, you go see as married men plenty for there. Even as late as 1am they are still boozing down some Shayoo with we the single guys in the club.

On Friday here, one married man literally told me his wife is a big problem in his house, that he wish he could be sleeping in the club everyday of his life. He said his wife can't cook, she's always nagging, she's very troublesome, she report him to different kinds of people.

Many married men has found rest in club. Men are really going through a lot in the hands of these daughters of jezebel.

The woman wey go tamper with my peace of mind is yet to be born. Them never born her papa well. She dey Mad?

TRUE fact!

98% of married women nags a lot at home.
They make husbands feel as if they are irrelevant in the scheme of work at home after the man has toiled from morning till night, under the sun and rain.

Husbands are overwhelmed and that's why you see most of them dying like flies because of no peace at home.

Marriage is not the end of the world.
You can have a baby mamma without overkilling yourself because when you die, these bittchees will keep on fuuccking around with reckless abandon.

israelp:
Omah Sportybet payout na the fastest....dis one fast die 3sec alert show

Guy, push me small thing, abeg.
Man never eat since four days now.

Keep on hitting Alabi.

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