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Eaziimoney:
Come to think of it, they gave me another 5k bonus. O LAWD, let this not end in tears.

Mr. Eaziimoney,

Your ticket is already ending in PREMIUM tears.
As of 70 minutes right now:

Man U 1-1 Man City = Still red but undetermined
Brighton 2-2 Liverpool = Still red but undetermined
Leicester 1-2 Southampton = Green

N5000 bonus is not beans at all...You could have picked some random games over different leagues and play Chance Mix of home win or over 1.5 or or over 1.5 or X or over 1.5.

If you have picked like 7/8 games, it would have amounted to 3 odds for bonus roll over withdrawal.

Anyway, goodluck!!!

StrongAlphMale:
Abeg let someone help me shout....

HALLA MADRID!!!

Quote me if you're a MADRID fan. We deserve to celebrate this victory!!!!!!!!

Boss, I am on queue

First Bank PLC

3035097528

HALA MADRID!!!

Miracood2:
If you know u did not receive the 5k, line up here.


I want to give out 5k to 3 persons.

2081278369
UBA

eseka12:
If ur username is listed here, just quote me with d same account and drop ur aza, i will check if ur username is listed here before making any transfer.... d list is about 58 and that's almost 300k giveaway.... RECORD BROKEN


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Please Boss,

There was no light in my place since yesterday and just saw your giveaway.

I know I'm just coming, please and it's late.

Can you transfer me anything even though small.

I don't have single cash and salary is next week...To eat sef, na wahala now.

2081278369
UBA

More winnings to you forever.

Please, keep on wrecking Alabi.

ejibamui:
Pls any boss in d house should tell me truth about this domain.
I bought it on godaddy.
"Torontoplumberandheating.com

The domain name you posted is wack and out of sorts.

Do you know that 'plumber' is a person and 'heating' is a continuous progressive verb?

Always consider Subject Verb Agreement before registering domain names.

If you wanna learn all the rudiments of Domain Name Business, just send me a private mail on my inbox and I'll push you a PPT which Costs N2000...There's an after support once you buy it.

Lest I forget, do you know that the domain extension .XYZ is the goldmine that can fetch you more than $85999?

I have rich keywords trending in the USA that you will find in the PPT for .XYZ.

See you at the top.

Cheers!

T0T0fucker:
it started last 2wesks, steady crying...I can't sleep at all.. always wakes me at night.
surprisingly today it used to be one.

now it's two, crying all throughout the night like you mistake it for a human being

is there a sign or omen?

what can I do?

Buy catapult and fire it with stones in the night or buy akuboto trap for catching grass cutters and place it on the fence.

Make sure, you eat the cat.

siofra:
I need two husbands.

Polyandry is not against the law.

Marry me!

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Her hand sign Baphomet.
The goat king.

oseahumenb:
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Pics attached..

About six months ago, I returned home from work and discovered that my wife and four children were no where to be found. I also noticed her that belongings and that of the children were missing.

I quickly dashed out of my flat and went to my neighbours to enquire of their whereabout. I was shocked to my bone marrows when they narrated to me how a man accompanied my wife to move out her belongings. When they tried to intrude the man warned them of serious consequences.

That was when it dawned on me that my wife whom I have caught severally on the phone discussing with her lover on the phone has finally done her worst.
On two occasions I caught her sneaking around with her phone, in the midnight I discovered an Sms that the so-called lover sent she was fast asleep . I cannot divulge the content here because it was disgusting to me at first.
I reported to the pastor and she was warned. Then the identity of the lover wasn't known to me. I just let it go, because I still needed the marriage for the sake of my four children.
However, I began to investigate without her knowing. Then I discovered that the secret lover was a custom officer, named Adeniyi Adesola, he was in Ibadan command. He is married with children.
One day he called my wife and I just could bear the insults, I confronted him on phone I warned him to stay away and reminded him that she was married.
Then he started abusing me and even threatened to kill me. He revealed to me that he knew my wife before I married her. He told me to backoff and let him always have access to her or he will kill me.
I reported the matter to the ekpan police station warri. The IPO who was a lady advised me to thread with caution and report to my family which I did.
I am from Edo State and my wife is from Ondo state. The custom officer is from Ekiti state. The custom officer, Adesola was intimidating me because I was not understanding their language.

I gave my wife everything she needed. I got a loan of 5m from a bank to set up a business for her. She squandered the money and there is nothing to show now in the shop. The bank has started moving in on me, I don't know what to do.

The custom officer I heard has kept my wife and children in Ibadan because his wife couldn't take it.
MY children are not in school and my wife just gave birth to a baby for the custom officer.
Meanwhile, she has not returned the bride price but she has delivered a baby for the customs officer.
Now I want the custom officer, Adeniyi Adesola to release my wife, Helen Bose and my children with immediate effect because he has charmed them.
Pls nairaland admins put this story on front page pls.. I need my children. They are not in school.
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Ovwie Edo, woye?

That's my cordial greetings to the Op...Anyway, my best submissions to his problems are as follows:

1. His wife never loved him one bit....She was just marking time and looking for the best time to strike him like a deadly cobra or green mamba...She used him woto woto.

2. The husband sacrificed his time, energy and money on the said wife and kids...That's a big waste and a drawback.

3. Furthermore, the Op took a loan of N5 milla to help the wife and she squandered it on her old custom lover.

4. Op, most or all of those kids are obviously not yours...DNA is a sure bet out of this predicament.

5. Op consult your family and your wife's family for a way forward.

6. Report the custom officer to the custom's HQ.

7. File for divorce, do DNA once more and forget about the woman because there's no ounce of love anymore...The marriage has shattered.

8. Last advice, if you can raise N5 million naira loan for your wife, I suggest look for another loan of N1 million naira and give it to some heartless assassins to snuff the life out of the custom officer...He's no invicible, I repeat, he's not invicible...He can die, just like any mortal.

9. After snuffing life out of the custom officer, relax yourself, do not struggle to retain your foolish ex-wife and purported kids.

10. Look for better woman or women to bang the way you want...Drink to stupor but control yourself and never you go into depression...There's more to live for.

Last line:

Tupac Shakur... LIFE GOES ON!

Acme45:
Good day friends, I was checking for another thing online 3days ago. And I saw my very good friend's name boldly written by the sex video only for me to open it to discover that it was her.

She got married few months back. and the date the video was uploaded online was just about two months to her wedding. And I'm very sure she's not even aware of it and if the husband accidentally see this video. Definitely the woman will be sent out.

I have not been able to tell her because of how she will react to it. pls what's your opinion on this matter on ground. I just wonder how will a matured woman will allowed herself to be filmed. Stay one place them go say no, see what going from one dick to the other has landed her. Pls should I tell her or face my front?

Oga, post us the link to the porn video let us check something, please.

Op, we are awaiting the link or get the fuuk out of this thread.

Tonero5200:
Not one not two...I have never see a man like my father who likes talking about widow women, befriending them while he has a wife at home.
Sometimes he be dashing them money, talking out of sympathy, like wondering how they are able to survive with their husbands gone... meanwhile ask him for money, he complain he don't have.

It's good to be kind, but why widow women discussion in the house all the time..I think that man has an ulterior motive.

Your father will soon become a widower that's why he loves widows.

janejjjjj5000:
No. I grew up in Winners Chapel and Papa and Mama always say they have never argued in their marriage. Even last year, Papa still said that he and mama have not had their first argument almost 40 years later. That is the kind of marriage I always wanted but now, I feel bad because I cannot boast of the same thing. Shouting at your wife is abuse. And worse is that our children see it. I have read that it can affect children psychologically. I feel that I have failed.

OP,

Who is mama and papa that has never argued in 40 years?

My sister, that's an obvious lie from the pit of hell especially from the so called Christian leaders.

Who religion epp?

Anyway, back to the topic...OP, you are the worst married woman ever.

It seems you don't know what you want in life as a married woman, right? It seems you are being brain washed by your friends who are feminists or by the social media, ba?

You have an awesome husband who loves and adores your family and you are misbehaving like this, ba? Your shakara too much.

You have even reduced your oga to a simp so that he can be begging you not to leave the marriage, ba?

You are so wicked and trying to destroy the effort of your oga...In short, you are a marriage and dreams destroyer.

You are not worth an advice from me, old hag like you with worn out TOTO.

Please, get outta of Nairaland...We don't need time wasters.

Foolish woman!

Djriri:
My partner and I are aware of our genotype situation both of us carry AS gene we both have a child together my first daughter who is AS genotype PRAISE THE LORD.

After finding out that I am also AS my partner after the birth of my daughter has told me he didn’t want to continue having children with me and would rather we both raise the child and get new partners. we want to let that connection go and 1 year later currently I’m pregnant with a baby boy who is now carrying the SS gene.

My partner has moved out of house ,, Paid me money to abort the baby and he went to start a new life far from me and the baby. I’m not sure if I should use the money abort the child and start my life or keep the child and pray for Gods forgiveness!!!!

HELPPPP ME

My Love,

I'm so sorry for your predicament at the moment.

Your partner who you are unmarried to has gone with the wind.

Your first child (a sickler) will not find it funny growing up.

On your part, you are alone and faced with a gigantic issue at hand.

Let me suggest the best solutions out of your problems.

1. There's no other way - The only way which is the hard way is to face reality and ABORT the baby...Don't look back at religion (Catholic)...They will never help you when the chips are down.

2. Never contact your ex anymore ...He has gone for good.

3. You need a caring partner with excellent health status to fall back and rest your heavy shoulders on.

4. Do everything possible to take care of the little kid you have at hand...Your baby is God's gift!

5. Lastly, send me a private message...You know why? I'm AA (Genotype) and O+ (Blood group)...I'm interested in making you happy and fulfilled as a woman...I'm single and ready to marry you, that's if you want.

Don't think much.

Cheers!

Animegirl:
Put the microphone on speaker.

Men if you can't carry nine month old pregnancy or go through labour, you don't have any right to ask us what we bring to the table. T for thanks.

Please, I don't want to talk too much about women and what they bring to the table because I've had bad experience with them.

See let me tell you, 98% of women do not bring anything to the table...All they do is to put men at vulnerable positions because they feel they have bottom power.

Most girls/ladies/women are basically wired the same...They are so fickle minded with fish brains and they lack understanding.

They failed to realize that men goes out everyday on the war field to hustle amidsts all the impending risks and loom hanging around them...When the men have finally conquered and arrived, the women folks will go swarming around him for urgent 2k and monetary favours thinking that because they have worn out oranges and TOTO that has expanded more than River Benue and River Niger, the men will succumb to their whims and caprices.

I beg, the women folks do not bring any good thing to the table apart from their usual lies, tricks, STIs, HIV, AIDS, nagging, unnecessary drama and unwanted pregnancies.

The OP was talking about pregnancy in her post, please what she said was totally awkward...Was she the only one that got herself pregnant? The man contributed one or two of his seeds to make her pregnant...Do you know that the man has been carrying millions of seeds compared to just eggs.

I beg make I rest jare.

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Women are unnecessary evil and baggages because Lucifer disvirgined the first woman (Eve) before she later scammed and decieved Adam with her worn out TOTO...Women have been decieving us since time immemorial...That's why God decided to make woman pay for her evil act by making her to undergo acute pain during labour and delivery...Adam was enjoying the Garden of Eden before woman came into being.
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Cheers!

Zealoy:
Pls dont cook at home to cook now is more expensive than eating out, the prices of food stuffs now is skyrocketing, infact the price of gas too is high

True talk, my brother.
I just posted my comment on this.
They don't know.
There are good restaurant that are not costly with decent and sumptuous meals that will make you run away from cooking and those shakara babes that think they can cook.

Zealoy:
Pls dont cook at home to cook now is more expensive than eating out, the prices of food stuffs now is skyrocketing, infact the price of gas too is high

True talk, my brother
I just posted my comment on this.
They don't know.
There are good restaurant that are not costly with decent and sumptuous meals that will make you run away from cooking and those shakara babes that think they can cook.

AsiwajuJagaban:
You probably in one remote village with plenty mama puts

Come to abj where the least you'd get in an eatery for a plate of rice is #1200

Multiply that for 3 squares meals in a day

That's not true about a plate of rice costing N1200 in Abuja.

I have not cook since I left home January till now and I work in Central Area, Abuja...I eat out everyday.

A plate of rice cost N500 with meat and a nice sizeable plate...Two meats and a plate cost N600.

What I eat mostly to give me strength while working in the morning is two sizeable wraps of akpu or eba or semo or pounded yam or wheat costs N600.

That I must say, is not bad.
In the afternoon/evening, I eat rice and beans with meat at the rate of N350 in another location...Basically, I spend around N1000 maximum on food everyday.

That's not bad...Also, that's like $2 everyday.

Do you know that cooking is also getting seriously expensive coupled with the food materials and the stress involved.

In my own rationale, eating out and cooking, the difference is not much, just a thin line separate both.

If you want to cook, it takes a short or long duration before the meal is ready and by then, you are already worn out and disinterested to eat...However, when you eat out, the food is automatically ready and you dig in voraciously and move on to the next activity without stressing yourself like a woman in the kitchen.

Anyway, I'm an excellent cook right from many years but eating out presently has relieved me of those unnecessary wahala of washing fish/meat, looking for where to throwaway the dirty water, leaving beans on the fire for many hours, bleaching oil and everywhere getting smoky, chopping onions with runny nose, etc.

Cheers!

I read those books in late 80s.

The Op is thinking of the follow up lies to make.

He is a Jobless guy.

In this modern era, transport from Lagos to Abuja would cost 3k...Are you traveling to Ogun or Oyo where your skull would be mined?

I beg Op, swerve.

You are a bloody liar.

TOTO

They killed him in cold blood because he is a RED DEVIL fan (Manchester United FC)

Can anything good come out of Man U?

Znation:
Hello everyone.. Please i need help right now.

This is a very big temptation for me, because i'm a graduate and i don't want to fall my hand.

My junior sister of 14 years just asked me to help her in correcting this sentence.

The question seems easy, but i think i need help b4 i disgrace myself as a graduate.

She said i should help her with the the correct english to this sentence;

How Many Years I Take Senior You?

I just take style do like say i wan make call, and decided to come to nairaland.

Someone should help, because she is waiting for me to finish my call.

What is the correct english please!

"Though, from the suggestions i've got here, i've told her that; "What is our age differece" is the correct one.

But i'm still doubting it anyways, because from the question, the person asking that question is older. But "what is our age difference" dosn't specifies who is older as in the question;
(How Many Years I Take Senior You)

Maybe, there is no best grammer to that s
Sentence.

ANY?

If you study English Language basically grammatical structure,. you will understand that this is a topic in DIRECT and INDIRECT SPEECH (REPORTED SPEECH)

Anyway, the answer is by changing the positions (How Many Years I Take Senior You) = I AM OLDER THAN YOU WITH HOW MANY YEARS?

Don't forget that the pidgin statement was in a question form.

Cheers!

www.xvideos.com
www.youporn.com
www.codedruns.com

Forget useless religions and God.

God masturbates a lot.

God raped Mary and she gave birth to the so called Jesus.

Lucifer disvirgined Eve.

Anyway, watch those videos on the links above and thank me later.

and Over 2.5

Guys, be warned that freelancing gig the op got from Upwork is very hard because you need to take the videos of cars by walking around it.

Also, some owners of cars might begin to suspect you when you are taking the video of their cars...They might think, you wanna snatch it and report you to the police and gbosa, you have landed in the station because of $0.05 per video.

Another bad thing about this task is that the data you will burn to upload the videos is way too high than the rubbish money involved.

Don't waste your time on this task as I was given the same job by an Asian who like using us as slaves.

Women of God...God could not save them... Gullible people will still be serving Him.

I beg, who marriage epp?

The way women provoke men, do you know men think a lot after such provocations?

That's why most men die before their partners because of all these bullshits they exhibit.

Most men will work their sweats out and all the women cares about are their own comfort and that of their kids...They always leave the men by the sides.

That's why so many die from depression, heart attacks and stress...98% of women do not appreciate the effort of men that's why they are always at loggerheads.

In short, it's best to have baby mammas than being stuck with a nagging partner.

All lions prefer conquering territories than remaining with the pack.

If na to Bleep, just look for a bittch and throwaway the juice and move.

The day you decided to marry, that's your Waterloo to freedom and long life.

Kingcalls:
Whats the meaning of GOD of chosen??

Go and watch the unholy on netflix

Guy, I have watched the UNHOLY...It is all about a girl who was mute and can not talk but a spirit appeared to her from a tree and she started working miracles in that community.

Her community came to limelight because of her wonders but not for long...She was indeed possessed by a familiar evil spirit which was revealed by the actor (a man I have forgotten his name). Anyway, it takes on a Catholic Christian setting (Mary).

Back to the story, God of Chosen is bullshit.

The corp member said he almost raped her.

Forget, the manager raped her Wella.

Did you not see all the actions of the manager, how he fingered her and positioned her to face the bed with his manly power.

The girl could not even shout that's indeed a flaw.

The manager penetrated her from behind with his big dicck violently and started pounding her violently but he released his sperms early because of the struggle.

The girl started crying that she would report him to the management...The manager sensing she will definitely report him, begged her but she refused...That's why he bolted out of the room to have a rethink...As it was night, he felt nobody knew and just let it rest that nothing is gonna come out of the issue.

The result is the final onslaught - his arrest and prosecution.

Kipling:
Pm good people of naira land. I really need help.

I'm in my early twenties and I'm very addicted to pornography and masturbation. My own level of addiction is so severe that when I see people here complaining of being addicted I just laugh.

I started since 2017 and I have been masturbating since then even when I didn't have a mobile to satisfy my addiction, I borrow just so I'll be alright.

Right now, I just finished masturbating about three times in a row since yesterday, even after today I vowed never to masturbate again, went to my history to clear off porn pages. I mistakenly clicked on one and I masturbated again. I really need help all round, when I mean help I mean actual help.

Your suggestions and insults are welcomed. I deserve them.

One guy said you should injure your dick with a razor and that will serve as a solution...I laugh in Swahili... Anyway, that solution is partially true...When I bleeped one girl for the past two months, I always injure my dickk baly with serious bruises and this also reduced my masturbation rate...However, with the injury, I still find a way to masturbate but the old injury will resurface.

Anyway, the best way to stop masturbation is to get a fuckingg mate or wife so that you can keep fuckingg her to stupor.

Cheerycherry:
Good evening family landers, I created this account because of this and I need advice from people that have been married for a while.

I've been married for almost 3 years now and we were in a relationship for more than 6 years before then.

Since I married my husband, I've noticed that he's an emotional cheat so to speak. One time I stumbled upon a chat with a girl saying things like if I catch you I will wound you with d ick.

When I bring it up he will tell me he was joking and even swear with his life that he will never cheat on me he's just joking.

Earlier this year, I stumbled upon his chat with a girl who I happened to know as well, a very young girl sending his shirtless pics and asking her if she knows how to ride d ick well if she can kiss and suck his whatever well.

Asides this, he sent her money up to 13,000 in the space of a week while he kept telling me he had no money and I was managing my personal money to run stuff.

He apologised and said its because I don't kiss him when we have s ex and he didn't even intend meeting the girl that it was him catching cruise.

This week again I stumbled upon his chat with another girl, he has known this girl for a while tho and I've met her too. He sent her a message saying Je ki n do e kara e bale in yoruba which means let me f uck you let your body calm down. I've been mad since I saw this one cos he apologised and afterwards said he was just joking.

I'm tired of the disrespect the whole nonsense brings to me and I'm considering leaving. I have a well paying job, I take care of my personal expenses and send money to my parents and siblings myself and we have a child together.

It's not s ex cos we have sex not less than 2-3 times a week; very satisfying s ex.

I need inputs from married people please.
We have an ongoing building project together which we are both sponsoring 50:50. I'm not an uptight person at all, I talk, I make jokes, I'm not boring!

Can we meet so that I can fucck you well as your husband is obviously fucking other girls and you are turning a blind eye on it.

Come let fuuckk and you can joke about that to him too.

You are dulling.

We can get married if you want to and live peacefully thereafter.

Send me a mail, please.

The lady has already being raped multiple times by the bandits with their big preek enhanced by their burutashi.

Already, she would be pregnant simultaneously by now.

If she's eventually freed, the husband knows the consequences of marrying a lady that has been ravaged by the so called bandits.

Anyway, she might want to lie to her would be husband that nothing happened in the jungle.