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Business / Re: Pls Help; How To Find And Unused Business Name by onlinetomola(m): 3:54pm On Jul 26, 2019
You have to be creative .... Stop using an English words and try to form your own word.

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Romance / Re: Who Has Gotten A Date On Nairaland? by onlinetomola(m): 3:39pm On Jul 25, 2019
Pascopele:
are you for real or you just messing around?

i mean it.... i dont wanna call out any Moniker
Webmasters / Re: Twitter Page With Followers Needed by onlinetomola(m): 2:59pm On Jul 25, 2019
memez:
Am in need of Twitter page with follower.

If u have any to sell, pls drop ur WhatsApp number.

like how many followers ? I have real Nigerians followers 500+
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Togolese Storm Onikan To Protest Against Gnassigbe’s Government by onlinetomola(m): 2:57pm On Jul 25, 2019
they are actually matching to the Togolese embassy for the protest.
Romance / Re: Who Has Gotten A Date On Nairaland? by onlinetomola(m): 2:54pm On Jul 25, 2019
I got 2 weeks S*x mate sad

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Romance / Re: Marry When Poor ,or Marry When Rich , Which Is Better?? by onlinetomola(m): 2:35pm On Jul 25, 2019
Marry naa Marry

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Car Talk / Re: See What This Danfo Driver Used As His Gear Head In Lagos - Photos by onlinetomola(m): 2:33pm On Jul 25, 2019
Paragon Drivers madt gan ni grin
Politics / Re: 7-Year-Old Daniel Olutope Is Ekiti Governor For One Day As Fayemi Steps Aside by onlinetomola(m): 11:29am On Jul 25, 2019
menshowng:

Aswear i did not notice at first sharp eyes bro

naa Eagle eye i get grin

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Politics / Re: 7-Year-Old Daniel Olutope Is Ekiti Governor For One Day As Fayemi Steps Aside by onlinetomola(m): 11:28am On Jul 25, 2019
Oluwasaeon:

So na how much grin

grin grin grin Make we ask the other Governor wey spend N40M to buy water bed Mattress for Ekiti State Governor's House grin

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Politics / Re: 7-Year-Old Daniel Olutope Is Ekiti Governor For One Day As Fayemi Steps Aside by onlinetomola(m): 11:22am On Jul 25, 2019
These people sha... See designer Chair (Bentley). Dem go talk now say naa N50m dey spent on it....

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Nairaland / General / Re: FB Acct Needed by onlinetomola(m): 8:15pm On Jul 23, 2019
Royalroag:
FB acct wanted. Pls add me on whatsapp let's talk 08174813783

This guy is a scammer.... He will hack your FB page and block you instantly. He think he is smart tho
Celebrities / Re: I Sounded Like Celine Dion On My Song With Beyonce – Shatta Wale by onlinetomola(m): 2:52pm On Jul 23, 2019
After d mumu don smoke Kumasi Weed grin
Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed This Snake In My Compound, What Type Of Snake Is It? by onlinetomola(m): 5:19pm On Jul 19, 2019
SirWhiteFish:
RUGA snake

lol
Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed This Snake In My Compound, What Type Of Snake Is It? by onlinetomola(m): 2:35pm On Jul 19, 2019
Absoj:

Chai ! Una get badmouth grin grin.

lol grin
Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed This Snake In My Compound, What Type Of Snake Is It? by onlinetomola(m): 2:35pm On Jul 19, 2019
harmbhrosz:
there's nothing like a smart joke, a joke is a joke so let it rest

God bless ur brain more
Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed This Snake In My Compound, What Type Of Snake Is It? by onlinetomola(m): 2:30pm On Jul 19, 2019
harmbhrosz:
so you didn't know the guy below him was joking too??

No mind d mungu grin for him mind, naa him get brain pass
Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed This Snake In My Compound, What Type Of Snake Is It? by onlinetomola(m): 2:28pm On Jul 19, 2019
martowskin1:



everything is not comedy, learn to contribute intelligently .... look at the man bellow u, see how smart he is....

come and beat me in my house o

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed This Snake In My Compound, What Type Of Snake Is It? by onlinetomola(m): 11:06am On Jul 19, 2019
Fulansnake.... Very very dangerous. It migrated from Fulani territory to your village grin

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Romance / Re: Hello The single and searching guys My sis is single and still a virgin comment by onlinetomola(m): 10:39am On Jul 13, 2019
So you dont know you need to do some juju or do some Spiritual Candle jobs before yahoo dating format can fetch you something ? Ask any Yoruba person to translate this for you. "Ebi lon pa Monamona ku" So shall it be for you. Can I hear your loud Amen ? cool cool cool cool

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Romance / Re: I Hate Human Beings! by onlinetomola(m): 10:23am On Jul 13, 2019
Your mama for don flush your embryo as monthly menstruation period or use Postinor then, you for no dey hate human beings now undecided...
Sports / Re: Angry Messi Refuses To Collect Copa America Third Place Medal by onlinetomola(m): 7:21pm On Jul 07, 2019
who cares ? undecided
Travel Ads / Re: If Am To Travel To UK How Will I Do It by onlinetomola(m): 11:17pm On Jul 06, 2019
From your current location, enter bus to Oshodi Lagos, then carry another bus from there to Mile 2 and from there enter bus wey dey go Seme boarder.Try to Cross boarder and as you don cross boarder, there you go see bus wey dey go UK or any of your choice country. wink wink wink Thank me later when you don reach and say me well to d Queen. grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ne by onlinetomola(m): 12:28pm On Jul 05, 2019
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Politics / Re: Celebration In Osogbo As Supreme Court Upholds Oyetola's Victory by onlinetomola(m): 11:07am On Jul 05, 2019
[quote author=stanliwise post=79961849][/quote]

lol
Politics / Re: Celebration In Osogbo As Supreme Court Upholds Oyetola's Victory by onlinetomola(m): 10:53am On Jul 05, 2019
Davido how far ?

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Business / Re: .... by onlinetomola(m): 11:07pm On Jul 03, 2019
isan:
can the bank close it without my consent ? with my money there ?

Yes... If you have money in there and there is no transaction (Debit or Credit) within 3months then your account would be dormant (Inactive). You are going to need a valid ID card & Utility Bill to reactivate it.
Business / Re: .... by onlinetomola(m): 8:58pm On Jul 03, 2019
isan:
Two years ago i opened an account with wema bank , but i didn't start using it until this year 2019 saved 120k in the account already but there was a day i needed a cash urgently and i went to the bank i was surprised to be told my account is inactive and i need to reactivate it again but due to my gambling habit i don't want to reactivate the account right now because i will gamble all the money away in few days , i feel this is the perfect opportunity for me to save some cash for myself ...so how long can my bank account stay inactive?

3months
Politics / Re: Senator Abbo Apologises, Begs For Forgiveness by onlinetomola(m): 7:40pm On Jul 03, 2019
ajepako:

Elephant cement?

grin grin grin

that one strong pass Dangote own grin to make d force of d trailer wey go jam him heavy well well

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Politics / Re: Elisha Abbo Apologises After Assault On Woman At Adult Toy Shop by onlinetomola(m): 7:10pm On Jul 03, 2019
Guccified:


People like you do worse .

He's forgiven .

Ok... wait till the end
Politics / Re: Elisha Abbo Apologises After Assault On Woman At Adult Toy Shop by onlinetomola(m): 7:07pm On Jul 03, 2019
Forgive ogini ? shocked shocked shocked You must be prosecuted... Trailer wey go jam you still dey busy for depot loading Elephant Cements

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