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Jakumo needs to see this one.

I am appalled by many of the responses I have read so far on this thread. It is a sad testimony of how bad the societies of the world have gone astray. How far the Devil has taken a stranglehold of the conscience of many.

I dare say that many of the people who said this man should mind his business and not open up to this poor girl are themselves guilty of promiscuity. They have nothing to offer. Their lives are totally dominated by the Devil and foul demons.

That said, my dear OritaIbadan brother, please politely ask to see this lady in private. And I hope your own life is one that is exemplary. If your own life is not, sorry, you have nothing to offer. Christians today forget that we are the Bible that unbelievers and sinners read. It is not enough to just preach the Word, you have to live it.

If your own life is exemplary, and you have some genuine iota of compassion left in you, then call aside this poor lost lady and tell her what you did. Tell her you want her to know that you love and care about her future and that's why you took that bold step. Apologize for going through her phone and Facebook account but that now that the deed is done and you have seen what you shouldn't, you are now going to try to advise her as a father and brother. She's already living a fake christian life anyway. So, there's a basic christian doctrine and teachings she must know. Take time to let her know the dangers of ending up in the Lake of Fire (I am assuming you are a genuine Christian). Let her know how her life is precious and how Jesus would gladly take her back if she repents of her evil ways. You can pray to God for direction and help to see this poor soul restored.

Remember, the Devil came for these reasons: To steal, kill and destroy. Christ came to set Man free.

God bless you.

Jakumo:
I was there the day Abacha died. He started the day as usual, by summoning two of his favorite Indian women of easy virtue. As I stood guard outside the presidential recreational fornication lounge door, I could hear the trapeze swinging back and forth over the giant rotating bed, while the pint-sized general ministered to his busty cohorts for a good three hours, ululating like a demented hyena every once in a while.

After what seemed like an eternity, the noise subsided, and I could make out muttered voices as the hookers discussed in urgent tones, before emerging from the room, and brushing past the guard detail. With the women gone, my attention was again drawn to strange noises emanating from the president's fun and games room. It was the bleating of a goat, and the animal was clearly in distress. I had mere moments to decide what steps to take.

Thinking that the president's quarters had somehow been invaded by a trained attack goat with assassination on its mind, myself and another armed sentry burst into the room, only to be confronted with the bewildering spectacle of General Sanni Abacha, Nigeria's president and Commander-in-Chief, actually seeking carnal knowledge with a very hairy and aggressive looking goat. To silence the only witnesses to his unspeakable bestiality, the tiny general reached to his nightstand, and retrieved a compact Uzi machine pistol.

At that very moment, the goat, sensing its time to act with alacrity, broke loose and launched itself towards the door, knocking the gun out of General Abacha's hand. The loaded Uzi landed on the polished wooden floor, and discharged a two-round burst that killed the general instantly.

To the best of my knowledge, this is the first incident in recorded history, when a head of state was essentially shot dead by an angry goat, but after all these intervening years of sober reflection, I felt that the time is ripe for a full disclosure that would finally reveal the true story for the record, and for any royalties that come my way.

Oga, Wow!!

Hmnnn Sir Jakumo, been a long while o o o o o o . What are you doing dealing in Igbo tins?

so, how do one cash in on any of them? Too late to invest?

Lucascruiz:
That's township in ph

It's not.

Not sure where this akinegba guy took his photos from. Doesn't look like PHC where I live to me.

Tetehjewels:
Trump and Pompeo are slowly running mad. Is it the same Iraqi Militia who was instrumental to the destruction of ISIS in Iraq that USA now want to call terrorists?

The same Suleimani along with the kurd forces helped protect about 1million Christians in Syria as he destroyed ISIS in Syria as well is now who USA calls a terrorist?

God is watching. I am a Christian but something about all USA is doing and saying this time is not right

It is possible that what you have quoted here may not be the total picture. Remember that under the Obama administration, several millions of dollars were sent to Iran to appease them. Also recall that ISIS was formed during the Obama administration - right under his watch. Also, you do realise that the US under DJ Trump have done a lot at home to destroy the Obama legacies - with the attendant revelations of all manner of atrocities committed under Obama. If you have been following "neutral" media outlets, you will know that the entire security apparatus of the US was basically compromised under Obama.

A new Sheriff is in town. He's all talk and action too. Fear him.

sometime in 2018.......

Captainrambo2:
Under buhari nobody is corrupt.

Abi

chewwie:
Big disgrace to who? More than. 60 million American voters in several key states love him. His economy is the best in the world

LOL Tell them o o o

BackToLife:
Arab Muslim infiltrates are playing these Western Leaders against one another, using their egos, sowing seeds of discord and acrymony. I thought Caucasians are wiser than this.

Excellent angle/viewpoint to all these crazy things going on in the world!

Ayoefa:
[[s]quote author=cRobo post=84624718]This is why I love

[s]He is not scared of anyone, he says it as it is

Unlike the other president speaking behind his back because they are too scared to talk to him

But Trump slammed them calling them two faced

You just can't hate Trump unless you get all your new from Democrats CNN[/s]

Yeah, that's why the rest of the world is laughing at the orangutan clown.

Fact is that what the rest of the world thinks is irrelevant to many people in the US.

Please send the pictures of the Siennas - 2004 and 2000 to my whatsapp handle - 08054734984. Thanks.

destinie2019:
He is not thinking pencil production. He is not thinking ANY production. Only fulani matters.

Hahaha

Osyxcel:
So what will happen to the other bad ones?

LOL

But why!! Nnna ehn, Nigeria sef. Hmnn!! Land of the absurd!

CanadianNaija:
Easy because you are not doing any of the work na, the kids aren’t with you.

Well, they come to Naija on holidays. And that's when I truly appreciate what she's been through this past 2 years. Strangely, she's not complaining at all. So, when I visit, and see how organised "we" now do things, I am happy. Kids are in their teens now. Helping in their own little way.


Very nice topic for young couples.

OK. Mine is kinda very odd.

We live in different countries. She's outside of Naija. I'm in Naija.

We are both engineers - with over 10 years in the business.

Kids are with her - better education where she is. Her company pays for ALL the school fees - for the 3 of them. Company said they can pay for 4.

We had a maid. Fired her. And now, for the past 2 years, no maid.

13+ years married.

No wahala.

Godson213:
Your budget?

1.1M

Help me get 6 plugs, leather seats, sunroof, XLE. 1998/99 model. Thanks

How many plugs is in the Camry's engine?

Help me with a clean 1998/99 XLE V6 edition, clean leather seats and possibly moon roof. Let me know how much. Call 08054734984 when you're ready. Thank you!

Is that a Hostel? Why are we so dirty in this country? How can one possible call that a medical student's hostel. Na wa.

I had a similar experience. Front of the Lagos Airport. I observe that their exchange rate is usually higher than what the bureau de change offers. This lures you to them. I recall that the bureau de change rate was lower than theirs and this guy just kept following up till when I got to the taxi that was to take me to the hotel. I decided to go with him out of pity and exchanged the amount. I got to the hotel to find out that a large amount of the money exchanged was missing.

Whatever black magic those guys use has something to do with "illegality and greed" - I think. But it's worth investigating what they do and to check if these have any spiritual implications for the victims of their shenanigans.

OK. So, I'm actually one of such. In fact, I live in Naija here while my wife works in another country and earns more than myself. I've been married for 12 years. I truly enjoy my work and it pays in millions - not the meagre 150K on the table here.

Someone earlier posted some questions to ask before making any move. I have asked those questions and I decided to keep my high paying Naija job. I visit wifey and kids often. There is no question of infidelity, disrespect or the other shitty things associated with the materialistic and lazy women of nowadays and stupid feminists (yes, I dislike feminists). And I have peace of mind.

readyornot:
Bia, Opeyemi. Is she your "second hand" product?
Was her marital status not known to Prince Harry before he popped the "will you marry me?" question to her?
Abi you haven't heard of the pidgin English adage "Monkey no fine, hin mama still like am?"
What is the intention of your nonsensical analysis?
Abeg go and drink water from your own cistern & allow the Prince to quietly drink from his own.

That cistern - from which the prince will drink, is fairly used, second hand one!

Opinedecandid:
What do you think will save you?

I believe in the present circumstances, in this country, it won’t do anything.

New York Times is a well known pro muslim, pro Hillary, pro "liberals" news outfit in the US. Same as the WashingtonPost, ABC and on top of the pack is the useless, lies-filled "Very Fake News" outlet called CNN. These crop of news outlets have been bought by people who want "a New World Order". They hate anything coming from the hard working and goal oriented D.J. Trump - the President of the US they all fear!

Jakumo:
President Buhari's relentless war on corrupt government officials and their cronies continues to be conducted with absolute impartiality, whereby NOBODY whose greedy grasping paws were caught in the treasury, will fly under the radar, regardless of the culprits' tribal lineage, wealth, power, or political connections.

With this indisputable truth in mind, the legacy of El Presidente Buhari, as a fearless and doggedly determined man of his word, has not wavered, and will not falter in the slightest, as the years roll by.

Get well soon, President Buhari, and while you recuperate, rest assured that your second-in-command, Vice President Osinbajo, is proving to be an industrious leader of men imbued with the unwavering integrity that is essential to faithfully execute the agenda spelled out for him, without fear of favor, until such time as the doctors issue their green light for you to head on home to a rapturous welcome, and resume your duties as possibly the greatest president Nigeria has known since the nation gained independence from British rule in 1960.

Hmnn. Been a while Sir Jakumo. Good to catch you here after a long while.

sunmbo123:
last I checked

seun osewa is a Christian


sooooooo

you're channeling your anger to the wrong place


go on now pumpkin
.you'll be late for school

It's not impossible that Seun has been "caged" by your likes.