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PoliticsRe: President Bola Tinubu: His Labyrinth And Journey To Fulfilment by Onucs(m): 10:35pm On Jul 06, 2023
Nawaoooooooo

This one too wan get pres attention
Foreign AffairsRe: Berlusconi Left $100 Million To His Girlfriend by Onucs(m): 10:33pm On Jul 06, 2023
Em bitches be cashing out where dey don't deserve.
RomanceRe: Meet 63 Years Old Woman Who Posts Pictures Like A 30 Year Old by Onucs(m): 8:46pm On Jul 04, 2023
She looks better than most ladies in their 30s these days tongue
SportsRe: This Is The Reason Ronaldo Is The Goat(pic) by Onucs(m): 8:45pm On Jul 04, 2023
If UEFA wants to issue a super ballon d'or today, do you think Ronaldo is qualified?
SportsRe: This Is The Reason Ronaldo Is The Goat(pic) by Onucs(m): 8:42pm On Jul 04, 2023
Bla bla bla

Ronaldo will always be a contender but Messi is born GOAT
Science/TechnologyRe: Cassius: World's Largest Croc Still Growing As It Hits Stunning Age Milestone by Onucs(m): 5:23pm On Jul 02, 2023
Mtcheeeew!
PoliticsRe: Chinese Warship Arrives Nigeria by Onucs(m): 4:59pm On Jul 02, 2023
Opolopoopolonio:
Stupid comments everywhere angry
Honestly😀😀😀
TravelRe: Outrage As Police Vehicle Runs Over Handcuffed Man In Edo (Pic) by Onucs(m): 9:03am On Jul 01, 2023
davillian:
The video is more terrifying God.....
Once Nigerian police issues is solved
Half of Nigeria problem has been solved
Do you have the video?
TravelRe: Outrage As Police Vehicle Runs Over Handcuffed Man In Edo (Pic) by Onucs(m): 9:00am On Jul 01, 2023
ofwest47:
The man too caused his death for his actions against the police authority.
Isn't it obvious that they are lying?

The police will always have stories to tell after their reckless brutality. How I wish we can here from the victims mouth.

It's funny how citizens constantly become victims in the hands of the police.

Oga, just pray u don't ever fall victim.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Student Returns ₦500,000 Naira Mistakenly Sent To His Bank Account by Onucs(m): 6:36pm On Jun 30, 2023
So?

Him no fit chop am na grin
PoliticsRe: Shaibu Vacates Office For LASU 5.0 CGPA Graduate as Acting Edo Deputy Gov (Pics) by Onucs(m): 8:31am On Jun 27, 2023
I love this. We should celebrate academic success more. At least that might quell the ideology around "school na scam". Because school no be scam. This lady has done the nation proud and she deserves everything she is getting and even more to come. Congratulations dear Aminat
Foreign AffairsRe: We Did Not Try To Overthrow Putin & Russian Army- Wagner Group Boss Speaks (Pix) by Onucs(m): 6:38pm On Jun 26, 2023
Faiththatworks:
Putin is a bastard and a killer Terrorist.
The Bastard declared what was happening in Russia some days ago a Terriorist attack, imagine Wagner was approaching Moscow to remove the Bastard and he went into defensive position,the coward Bastard appeared only on Television and ran away to his Bunker.
Bastard Terriorist Dictator Putin couldn't even step out on the street of Moscow to mobilize his country men and women to stand against an army of Terriorist Mercenary who were approaching Moscow.
The Bastard short imp Terriorist stood boldly on Russian National Television and announced Terriorist were approaching Moscow,the same Terriorist he unleashed against Ukraine for the last 18 months.
Thank God the bastard imp Terriorist Lunatic called Putin has acknowledged the Bastard killing machine called Wagner is a Terriorist organization.
For those who still think Putin is Powerful,shame on You....
The whole world is laughing at Russia,a common thief turned war lord is the animal that stood up to the Bastard imp called Putin,not even his war Generals,a common mercenary is the one leading the charge to Moscow.
For those who don't understand what happened in Russia some days ago,the Bastard coward slowpoke even granted the Common thief Porghozni an amnesty,I swear Putin is finished.
No one can try what happened some days in China,Iran or even North Korea and live for another 24 hours,this is the company of countries that Russia keeps these days.
But the common thief turned mercenary is not only alive but flying to another country to live in peace,shame on The bastard coward slowpoke called Putin,The Almighty God decide to Shame him with a power drunk Terriorist allies of his.
The bastard short dictator terrorist imp called Putin is still in hiding,he hasn't appeared in Moscow to let the world know he's still in Charge.
Zelensky na MaN, despite all the bombs thrown at Kiev,the man still came out to pepper the Bastard Russians to show he was in charge,not one gun shot was fired in Moscow but the terrorist of Moscow has gone into Hiding.
Tueh on the Coward and his supporters...
God is wonderful.......
God bless Nigeria....
Western media don brainwash this one too.

If you think Putin is the terrorist then you don't know jack.
FamilyRe: I Got Pregnant Without Sexual Intercourse, Woman Tells Court In Kwara by Onucs(m): 3:27pm On Jun 26, 2023
New update, guys have started cooking using sp*rm to cook for their wives. That aunty wey dey give u tough time, are u thinking what am thinking grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Should I Go For!? by Onucs(m): 12:44pm On Jun 26, 2023
Ah😱

Shey this one dey whine federal government.

Pick the remote internship and send me link to the oil company, attention seeker
CelebritiesRe: Sidney Talker, Taaooma And Other Content Creators Engage In A Comic Dance-Off by Onucs(m): 12:25pm On Jun 26, 2023
In this life, just make money. Because that na de only evidence say u tried ur best
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Can Earn Billions From Exporting Faeces, Cockroaches — Prof. Oluwalana by Onucs(m): 10:15am On Jun 26, 2023
Everyone, gather all of your best shitters. Am about to start a shitting venture😀😀
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Can Earn Billions From Exporting Faeces, Cockroaches — Prof. Oluwalana by Onucs(m): 10:11am On Jun 26, 2023
crossfm:
Hehehe .

I love Nigerians,once this business of pooing start to boom,they will start kidnapping people to feed them and make them poo in large quantity grin grin grin.
Large quantity indeed😀😀
PoliticsRe: Caption This Picture Of Tinubu - Photo by Onucs(m): 9:15pm On Jun 24, 2023
The people's president wink
CelebritiesRe: Movie Stars: Could This Be Reason Behind Their Sudden Death!!! by Onucs(m): 9:13pm On Jun 24, 2023
Bunch of loosed vessels parading themselves as actors. As role models, they only promote immorality in the Nigerian society.
Foreign AffairsRe: COUP UPDATES: Putin Leaves Moscow | Machine Gun Positions Around Moscow by Onucs(m): 6:21pm On Jun 24, 2023
dangermouse:
The fall of a despot!

Democracy is bae!
Rather democracy is going to be their undoing.

Only a stupid country will plunge themselves into western democracy. Africa is example enough.
RomanceRe: How Do I Know My Fianceé's Ring Size Without Her Notice by Onucs(m): 12:49am On Jun 24, 2023
It's simple, buy many sizes, anyone that fits, she will take it like that. No dey stress us grin

BTW, congratulations boss but only if she is a good woman😶
FashionRe: Lady Goes Naked To Fix Nails In A Salon (pictures) by Onucs(m): 7:36pm On Jun 23, 2023
Wait oo, person no wan cover herself, una con dey cover her with blur. Ahbi na this thing wan make my D rise?

Make una help her broadcast her foolishness to dey world jhoor.

Ahbeg make God separate me from anything wey go make me meet this kain lady for life. Amen.

Which thing be this🤦🤦🤦
Jobs/VacanciesRe: For Content Writers: 100 Types Of Content That Chatgpt Can Help You To Create. by Onucs(m): 7:21am On Jun 23, 2023
Wow

I have a question dou.

How do you install and start using chatGPT on your system?
PoliticsRe: How I Discovered INEC Deleted Results On All BIVAS Machine We Inspected by Onucs(m): 7:15am On Jun 23, 2023
Wahala!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Lady Recounts How She Was Blocked By A Guy She Tried Wooing by Onucs(m): 7:12am On Jun 23, 2023
Girls sef don dey create pickup lines to woo guys😀😀


Things dey change really fast. It's probably time to relocate to Mars.
RomanceRe: Is There A Proper Age To Have Sex by Onucs(m): 6:38pm On Jun 20, 2023
I don't even know if there is a proper age anymore
RomanceRe: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Onucs(m): 1:59pm On Jun 20, 2023
Na this small thing, naim u carry big english nack on top. say na dilemma.

what is wrong in mothering another woman's children?
CareerRe: Robot Customer Care Staff Spotted In A VI Bank (pic/video) by Onucs(m): 1:54pm On Jun 20, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Many jobs are on the line.
AI(Artificial Intelligence) revolution is real.
Even Nairaland uses bots which filter some words.
There will always be means for new jobs. Learn the art.

AI is the future.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Service Chiefs And Their State Of Origin (Picture) by Onucs(m): 1:25pm On Jun 20, 2023
LibertyRep:
If any, the North Central should be one complaining.
And to think about it, the NC is far bigger than the entire SE
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Nuhu Ribadu, National Security Adviser by Onucs(m): 6:28am On Jun 20, 2023
KingAzubuike:
Lol tumlubu is so clueless. Appointing someone with zero security background as NSA is a massive joke.
The ones with security background they have been appointing over the years, what have they done to curb insecurities?

Or are you just anoda bereaved obidient that doesn't know when to let go grin
Music/RadioRe: Burna Boy Is Over Hyped by Onucs(m): 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2023
I don't know about Rema but I don't think Burna is overhyped. Personally, he is the best musical artist in Nigeria.
SportsRe: Dutch Striker Promes Jailed For Stabbing Cousin by Onucs(m): 12:21pm On Jun 19, 2023
Wahala

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