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bodejohn: You need to clearly identify what made you angry... I am not sure discussing with your dad on church issues should have set you on the edge...

We will never understand the minds of our parents until we become one ourself...

what made me angry is dat he is accusing me of dividing his house by goin to anoda church....

I have top-notch anger management, but it goes explosive, when i am trying to run away from the source only to get stuck in it, i feel vulnerable most expecially when d source deals with misunderstanding.....

Just ended an anger session with my dad and i hate this feeling, i decided to consecrate my self and up my game in the ministry of reconciliation in my church, but he have a problem with it, i grew up under him in a catholic church, somewhere along the line i just new i wasn't saved nor was i tot anytin relevant, i knew i wasn't growing, but my new church trains me more and i love it there....

Bottom line is that he wants me to continue in the catholic church which i don't want cos i won't grow in the faith, but pending the fact i am still under him, i just have to obey....

The fact is if i take to his order, i wud just be the devil NEW errand boy cos dats what i was b4 i join this current church, my father tot i was a saint when i was still in the catholic church...

Lost in my thoughts, In a dilemma presently...

Inshort, that's one of d challenges i am facing now in my street, every oda lady wanna strike a convo with me,

Last 2 days while coming back from church a certain fair lady just stood afixed, staring hard into my face, at one point i was scared, really embarass i av to quicken my pace.

What do u think is d best approach to such lady, considering d fact dat i am a careful guy, who dislike falling hand, i love keeping to my self alot, which made me both girlfriendless and less boy friends...

I started taking care of myself from childhood, mom told me i use to change my clothe thrice in a day, i remember growing up i was almost molested by a big aunty who lives in our compound back den......

I don't like attention, i readily avoid all avenues. Adios

Nay!, whereas dats not scientific, ur hypothesis is wrong. Why? Cos it does not deal with facts. Present ur fact

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There are different types of antiperspirant such as nivea, old spice, dove etc, buy whichever one you like and it should help since the problem is isolated to your armpits only. If you sweat a lot in other parts of your body as well then you might have an overactive metabolism and probably need to get your thyroid checked out at the hospital, good luck

followed ur idea and its working for me, thank u ma

I recently got d whole clue where the OP got this stuff from....
Steve harvey book ''act like a lady- think like a man''

When i chase dem it helps me let go off my anger, moreover i am use to chasing dem rada dan do beat dem.....

Many atimes dey trouble me for fun.... Dey are lovable tho, even wit dia wahala...

My greatest weakpoint is that i don't like beating in any form or type, i am kind of a slow to display anger type, snail slow, and cos of dat eh the kind junior bro i come get, na breaking heart dem be....

Picture this scenerio>>>

*amongst friends gisting*

Stanley: victor dem dey call you.
Me: chai! U no dey put 'broda' for person wey senior u name.
Stanley: No be d name dem take born u na.
Me: E no go better for ur uncle
Stanley: Na ur Uncle too.
Me: God purnish you.
Stanley: and also wit u.

*chases him away, cos datz aw far i can go, dose boys u no dey fit catch dem o*

*Tired and hungry*

Me: Kingsley come help me buy rice 50, beans 20, spag 10, one kponmon and one meat.
Kingsley: ok
*hands him d money and went to bed for a short nap*
30 mins later,
*woke up and went to the plate thinking the food must have been cold by now, only to find nothing*

Me: Jesu!, 'so dis guy never buy d fud'. Kingsley why u never buy the food.
Kingsley: I forget wetin u send me, shey na kponmon and meat or only kpomon.
Me: chai! I have died
*picks up slippers, throws at him and seize his game, which e took dat same evening*

*conversing with a female friend in the street*

Nathan: egbon gud evening.
Me: how far na.
Nathan: aunty gud evening o.
Tinuke: thank you
Nathan: eh aunty, i be want thank you for discussing wit my bros here, base on say u fine and he na one kind book boring person, e no dey gree talk to anybody, everytym only am, thank u eh

*mouth wide open in surprise lookin at my junior bro back to my friend, feeling embarassed*

Me: no vex abeg tinuke, (chases nathan screaming 'Aiye ti baje ni')

P.S>> those are real life occurences, no addition, no substraction. In my next life i would like to be senior to girls not boys lai lai.

How do u deal with ur own stubborn siblings?

NifemiOlu: LoL
I've been chilling since yesterday to see how it will end...but of course, I hope to see a thread next year WE MET ON NAIRALAND, I APPRECIATED HER HAIR, NOW WE'RE MARRIED
LoL

story for Jesus....

Sophyrocks: Oh o.k. Charisma. Cool.

i find it attractive, d way u reply on nl, u av a friendly personelity, can i PM u ma'am?

Sophyrocks: Are you afraid of my kind? You sound like you ae running away from something.

Its all good. EOD.

running 4rm ur charisma..... Ofcus EOD

egopersonified: I almost fell out of my chair with laughter at this your last paragraph. When you beat someone at what he feels he is an expert at, this ranting is how they go home crying.

pls let dia be peace biko,
i respect ur tolerance,
i just observed u dont exchange banters with him....
I just av to speak because the insult was getting too much on you.....

Abeg bro letsdothis, i no side am o, na jst my own i dey talk, eshe, God bless u.

Phew! O blood of God, i pray make e never reach my turn

Egopersonified what did u do to letsdothis that he is chasing u around in all threads?

Haba letsdothis the insult is too much, whatever happen u are a guy, act like one na....

Back to the matta, 2 days ago i went to a naming ceremony of a close female friend of mine, the same gender Girly...

Here are the reasons... Scientific reasons..
X-cell which is the female chromosome cell stay longer dan Y-cell, an x-cell stays in the fallopian tubule and is patiently waiting for any egg cell which ofcus is no oda dan X-cell 4 a max of 72hrs...

So u got XX, getting an XY needs planning base on ovulation calculation hence the scarcity of boys born outside wedlock....

But my point is, but boys this day.... i.e letsdothis ''how i dislike this guy and ignore all his thread''

abeg oga letsdothis i kneel down raise my hands up dey beg u eh, no vex for me too as u dey vex for dat babe... Na slip of fingers.... Oshe!

Sophyrocks: Really? we do? i dnt know abt that. you seem to be the only one who has noticed that. Is it a bad thing?

i know ur kind, very friendly and open. I wont reply ur next quote walahi.

Sophyrocks:

Its not what you think.

why do the female reply first to things like this?

A Male teacher (frank043) and a female student (sophyrocks) ^^^ '' thats how it starts''::p

pratical101 for all T.P students, it starts with a PM.

ALAYORMII: Are you writing WAEC on it?

you too u get time o... See as u take time dey exchange banters with everybody na wa o.... Relax! And tolerate!

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beelon1020: I took time to read some comments here, some are good some are bad some are just crazy, in part of the world I live if anyone is caught dealing with a minor (boy or girl) that person's life is ruined already no two ways it, no better job again, criminal record, police calling, press calling, court dates on ur mind, you are on the news, infact u are done. I once schooled in Nigeria and did my teaching practice as well but then I always see this little girls as my little sisters and I think that was what help me out, but come to think of it how many of us are ready to give up our life and Career because of one silly mistake? Have been opportuned to see some part of the world and have seen extremely beautiful ladies around the world both blacks and white, I have worked with some really pretty ladies that actually look like dolls, even looking at their eye balls makes u wonder if they were made by God, I have seen ladies of class, style and taste, i have woken up besides white goddesses and black queens, you never know what life has in store for u don't let one small secondary school girl ruin your life. Let them be.

bro abeg which course u read no vex? As i hear T.P na e make me ask

BossTtdiamonds: Lol.. That's like telling a baby who has just been birthed to solve some complex calculus equation...

hmmmm, oya wia shud i start? As na online mataz

Oduduwaboy: No ma! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the way to eternal life. we are compiling the holy book of the FSM and you will soon see that he said so. Seriously!

hahaha!... U knw say i no fit convince you na only the Holy Spirit.... Oya say these words ''Holy spirit convince me tru the blood of Jesus''...

How do u feel now sir....

ayinba1: Do you know the meaning of 'begotten"?
If you do, why reduce your "god" to the level of man?
Jesus (pbuh) was borne of a Virgin Mary (AS) who was a believing woman, God said "Be" and He was.
The fact that the recorders could not understand it and decided to make God the "biological father" of Jesus, does not make it right.
It is an assertion that could surely rent the earth asunder.

Some of the more recent bible revisions have taken the word begotten out.

don't worry wen u cross over to here (christianity) u wud knw better..
U av a wrong knowledge i bet u... Accept Jesus and see d crystal difference. Thanks Ma

aisha2: No, that's not me

but do u knw d personality i am talking about?

thinezy: TP is really fun bt my dear dose students can go to any lenght to get a TP students knwin yhu wunt be der for a long tym
be careful ooo dia wahala too much

what of if i decide to be strict? I am finding it hard to come to terms with cos i am a real fun n friendly person...

Any way out?
I feel trapped

aisha2: Explain this to your husband or try open university they are nation wide and at your doorstep

seconded!, if i may ask aisha2 are u the famous head of school of project managment on radio and 'pmcuk'

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This is a real eye opener
haha!

I was fustrated into this present course am studying BIOLOGY EDU but after 2 yrs now, i wanna buy Jamb form 2015/2016 to study pharmD my dream course....

I will certainly...... By his grace

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ma, is it possible for dose under affliate colleges

EriboEghosa: sure. That book i recommended was written by a pst with d knowledge of d holy bible on God's requirement from a relationship.

how scriptural inspired is d book?
Provide a bible chapter dat accentuate the book points and clearly point to an instruction and not a story 4rm the bible in dat book.
THanks

sonOfLucifer: Embracr your carnality. Find a girlfriend. Leave the porn. Visit the romance section. There are lots of ugly Hot fellows there like yourself.

which carnality?, light and darkness do not stay in one place or neither can dey agree, this guy is being bought already by the blood of the lamb.

He is a man of the Spirit. Stay off!!!

Mynd44: Shave the hairs off, Get deodorants and make sure you loosen up your clothes

it was immediate after my last shave dat the problem started

Recently i notice that i have developed a kind of sweaty armpit, where even at little heat, the sweat is just pouring out and it has nearly spoiled my white body hug.....

What do i apply to control this?
A powder or a roll on?
Or any oda tin?

Wait o! Before u guys start creating scenes i spray good amount of body spray and sometimes deodorants but i dislike this current state of my under arm....

Epidemologists, docs and cosmetologists ur advice needed