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What Da phuck is this!!!!!?

Gr8....

emygreat747: Just hope they mafias wont be traced back to Nigeria.

Exactly the first thing I thought about immediately I saw the topic..... Quite funny but BIZARRE!!!!!

Damn!

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It's a PITY!

The verification of certificates of primary school teachers in the southern Nigerian state of Edo ordered by Governor Adams Oshiomhole has begun to yield startling results, with the discovery of a female teacher who could not read a sworn affidavit tendered
with her documents.
The embarrassing discovery was made at Asologun Primary School, Ikpoba Okha Local Government Area, Benin City when Mrs Augusta Odemwinge could not read a sworn
affidavit she tendered as part of her credentials.
Governor Oshiomhole who paid an unscheduled visit to the State Staff Training Centre, venue of the exercise, was appalled that a teacher could not read, saying “if you can’t read, what do you teach the pupils, what do you write on the board?”
On arrival at the centre, the governor took time to peruse some of the teacher’s credentials and documents presented.
Trouble started when Mrs. Odemwingie took her turn for the exercise. The governor asked her to read the affidavit she presented.
To the consternation of everybody present, the teacher began to stutter as she read the affidavit as if a kindergarten were learning to
read.
Chairman of the Nigeria Union of Teachers NUT, Comrade Ikosimi who described Mrs Odemwingie failure as an embarrassment, said
the Union endorsed the state government move to sanitise the school system.
“We are committed to partnering with the government to reposition Education in the state. What this teacher has just displayed is a show of shame, it shows the decadence in the education sector.
“As the chairman of NUT, I have written to the governor that we are in total support of what he is doing.
He should properly involve the NUT so that together we can fish out the culprits who are not viable as far as the system is concerned,” he said.


Source1: www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/08/13/nigerian-teacher-cant-read-own-document/

Source2: www.chidubai./2013/08/14/nigerian-teacher-cant-read-own-document/

Pain: Cause of Death?

Auto Crash....
.... Rip Evans...

Damn....

condralbede: I dnt know what to believe again sincerely speaking....weda d BH r loosing or winning!

The video simply shows how Desperate shekau is........

RIP Mikel.....

Ikebe super!

spongeback: I was asked not to describe the robbers as Fulani herdsmen. Of course, I refused, but made my report all the same”, he said..
Why where they trying to cover up the criminals? How did Fulani herdsmen get Ak47 guns?

Very good questions.....

Akinsete19: Please if you don't know what to it is better for you to shout up your mouth, did you think that oau is just like advanced secondary school called university that most of you criticism the school attend, nothing founded in any university,polytechnic in africa that is not found in oau-ife,get the fact right, and am very sure that most of you criticism the school don't even where the school is located talkless you knowing the school gate, the fact that you don't have the privilege or you wrote post utme five times in the school without being admitted does not mean you to criticise the school, i am not a student of the school.

Jeeez!! OMG!!! Are you a student/graduate of OAU? **feints**

Biodup: Most of these abokis doesn't what calling human being. The animal deserved jungle justice.

Incomprehensible!!! Like; WTF!

Damn.....

obadiah777: i guess it is safe to say that the womans husband is now inadequate

Hahahahaaaaa!!! You af kee mee!!

@topic... This is no small Feat!!!! I'm glad she and the wonderful baby are doing fine.... It's not easy to be a woman..... I swear! Jeeeez!!!!

xtianh: OP@ Go and ask Iwuayanwu why that road has not been fixed. Iwuayanwu insisted that he fixed that particular road some times during the past administration but was not paid his full contract sum. Since then he vowed that no other contractor will work on that road till his money is paid back to him.

This is the simple truth.....

**wish I could program**

Rip Chucho

emmysenior: Why am I not surprised? Fallacy of ambiguity na em dey worry the opposition.

As much as I don't like most of GEJ's deeds, I won't succumb to dirty sh*ts that are baseless.

Seconded....

ItsModella: 11 years? Is that her football age?

Hahahaaaa!!! No be small thing oooh!!! entertainment age indeed!!! She looks older than her age.....

That stupid man is da FO.O.L of da century!.. Illiteracy indeed is Evil.....

Phuck!

olas2u: GEJ disbanded prohibited goods that were band in Nigeria by Obj and has allowed for continuous importation of refined oil,among so many others things that affects the currency.

Jeez!!! WTF!!!!

Keneking: Was the slap dirty?

Shooo!

jerex55: clearly u've not been to calabar,its worse than sodom and gomora............its a normal occurence,this came out cuz the girl died

Some years back when a friend of mine went to akwaibom(Uyo), to his greatest and Most SHOCKING surprise, he was approached by a primary six girl!!!! Jeezzz!!! I just can't fathom!!! The primary six gal in question was his friend's lil sister!!

So in our constitution, there's nothing like decent compensation for innocent people who are wrongfully Detained!!!?? No rehab @ all for him!? I tire!!! Our constitution has to be reviewed!!! It's a SHAME that our "honourables" are there agitating for "child abuse Law/act".... Blind law makers!!!!!

ikechukz: Unless say na witches from her village.

Hahahaaaaaaa!!!!! My ribs eeeeeehh!!!!!

physise: hmmm nawa o

It's a pity.....

gboss4sure: Was a new mod employed? too many hidden post today.

I tire oooh

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