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jdilight: spicy v : My dear l can't see the reply link even on my post where l as of suggestion about a name for a tissue Paper company. l don't seem to see reply links on topics in Business section of Nairaland.

I guess you've been BANNED...... You've got to try again later.... I just hope your ban won't be expiring in 2050 though....

jdilight: spicy v : My dear l can't see the reply link even on my post where l as of suggestion about a name for a tissue Paper company. l don't seem to see reply links on topics in Business section of Nairaland.

I guess you've been BANNED...... You've got to try again later....

K

OH! Boi

Nawaooo

K

Let's wait and see....

Where's ya source bro?......wait a minute....this thread was created by 'Mr. Nobody'.... **mmtccheeew!!!!**waste of time**

Cool...

Damn

Zukoslim: Imagine diz type of skul in 9ja...i swear,student A1 go b parallel... haa dem no born d skul well 2 go strike,studnt no go agree,

Lwkmd!!!!! No be small thing! Students will descend on any teacher that mentions strike with reckless abandon!

sweetestguy: We always complain of how greedy naija babes are, and how they love money a lot,but come to think of it, you meet a girl who obviously doesn't even like u,not to think of love,u now use money to impress her. Why won't she play along to dry ur pocket, she's just a smart girl,and there is nothing wrong in being smart.

The signs will be very clear that she doesn't care about you, yet you won't mind spending dough to win her and after you come here to post on how naija babe are bad.

Have you ever noticed that some girls that drains the guys pocket have another guy they don't even ask for anything?

guys grow up, we still have plenty of girls who truly love, just find the one that that suits you.

....Guess what, this article was written by a FOOO0L..... Can't say I'm surprised though.....

This is Phucking unbelievable!!!!!!!!

The world’s first séx school has caused outrage in
Austria after teaching séxual positions and caressing techniques in a ‘hands on’ manner.
In every class at every school there is always one kid
who never does his or her homework. That is, until
the Austrian International Séx School in Vienna
opened its doors.
We can’t imagine they have any problems in
encouraging their pupils to partake in some… extra
curricular activities.
Charging £1,400 per term the school offers hand-on
lessons in seduction – and yes, hands-on means what you think it does.
Students even live in a mixed séx dormitory where
they are advised to help each other do their
‘assignments’.

Source: www.chidubai./2013/10/22/worlds-first-sx-school-costs-1400-a-term/

Source2: Google

chaloner: Did d police truly shot the man ?

Gbosaaa!! Gboosaaaa!! GBOOOSSAAAAA!!!!!!!

Nice one.....

[quote author=y-fo]booze and sports we do for "me" time


making more money we do for u women [/quote]God bless your bro...... We work very hard for our ladies...we gats grab da cheez so that they'll be comfortable and happy.... We need Booze and Sports to keep body n Soul together!

lomomike: Composure is the key here. Knowing you have had a blown up tyre yet trying to stay calm while bringing the car to a controlled stop is very very important. When running on high speed and a tyre suddenly blows out, DON'T go any where near your BRAKES and DONT suddenly turn your STEERING WHEEL out of tension or fear. Most people will suddenly slam on their brakes (when a tyre burst, all the weight of the car shifts to that burst thus the car will tend to dive or dip in that direction plus the inertia might forcefully steer the car towards or away that burst tyre violently; slamming on the brakes or suddenly turning the steering wheel Will result to a total loss of traction on one or more tyres, or violent sudden shift in car weight and this could result in loss of control or roll over or a somersault, or violent careering of such car suddenly off the road ultimatly leading to a crash) immediately you experience a burst tyre, that brake should not be touched. Grip the steering wheel firmly and gradually bring the car to your intended direction (on a straight line), gradually take your legs off the accelerator pedal. Keep holding the steering and guiding the direction of the car till it slows down very well then you can finally pull over to the shoulder of the road and stop.


Please at all times ensure you stick to your vehicle manufacturer's recommended tyre specification. Also don't run too fast on roads that you aren't sure of. Maintain equal tyre brands, type and rating on all wheels, plus don't over or under pump your tyres and finally don't use bad, expired or substandard or worn out tyres.

A family I know had an accident last week....their car's front tyre blew and when the driver tried to control the car, it somersaulted several times ...their elder sister died from internal bleeding later in the night....

I have a question though......why do doctors hesitate to give that injection for internal bleeding to accident victims unless they're certain you have internal bleeding?...does the injection have adverse effect if you ain't really bleeding internally?... If I were a doctor, I would give that injection to any accident victim even before scan.....

Ikenna94: Naija fulani girls fine pas dose ethiopian village girls.

U gat a point bro.... 9ja gals are finer jooor

IamaChosen: The Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement presents a two-day power-packed international crusade this weekend, titled,'ONLY GOD CAN DO THIS', in Lagos HQ Church of the Lord’s Chosen at Ijesha, Lagos (stop at Ijesh Bus-stop).
Date: Saturday 19th & Sunday 20th October, 2013. Time: 8.00 am daily.

The General Overseer, Pastor Lazarus Muoka will be ministering in the power of the Holy Spirit.

The Lame will walk, the deaf will hear, the dumb will speak, the blind will see, yoke of barrenness or delay in marriage will break,yoke of sin will break,HIV will be healed...all sicknesses will receive technical knockout...you will be delivered from evil spirit attack upon your life. The God of the Chosen (the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob) will visit you. Come all and be blessed.
Jesus is Lord!!!!!!!!!!!

...And how does this prove that the ethiopians didn't stone our players?....

...Wadaphak!! Did they stone our players or not!!!

Oladiran: i checked bt dd not see anytng like OP said!

I just checked dear, it's right there....just scroll down

ilugunboy: There is nothing like that....

OP you've been watching porn on your phone.....your phone is not call smartphone for fun....

...Or maybe you're using an outdated 'CHINKO' Phone....try again with your neighbour's phone....

kreami diva: If the lady doesn't know,there's no use confessing to her. Just confess to God and turn a new leaf. I'd rather not know. It would be difficult for me to forgive and forget. IMO o.

Ignorance is bliss......

I LOVE THIS!!!!

speedyboi: That reminds me....those yeye guys didn't gimme my cap till date!

Hahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Back then @ Nwannune(Benue state), the soldiers seized caps from tailors and shared to corpers....

•i gave away my white canvass and shorts to a young TIV boy who helped my friend and i fetch water immediately after camp...

•I left my crested vest, khaki jacket and trouser @ my PPA (Ogoli-Ugboju)...

•I gave my cap(head-dress) to a Batch C corps member(female)....

•i travelled home with my jungle boot.....it was a really long journey...(just wanted to wear something NYSC related....)

#team_12B...... Like my idoma friends will always say 'AINYA'.............

ckkris: On what is your doubt based? This is the report of a research.

The research is 'CRAP!'.....89% !? That's bullsh*t...

Tecno again.... And the beat goes on......

.... And the beat goes on......

I've never made FP before! Maybe it's time to open a thread on Tecno.......

Jeeez!

Pweedylipsmoi: Dat one is dere own probs...this years jamb will be my last Jamb IJN

AMEN!!!! All da Best....