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OWOICHO!!!!!!!

1MCN: I no know wetin dey even carry people dey go play that kalo-kalo sef. When you loss dem go don use your own cash pay for the papers of the chikiri few wey dem go give visa. That money wey you go use go do DV lottery make you go use am buy recharge card dey sell for junction soon you go fit add sweet, lacasera and gbogbo ti gbo. You go make am. E no dey easy for most people wey go Yankee oo! I never go am shah but I hear say you go just go see fine fine houses finish come back!

In other news, so even countries like UK, Canada and China dey play this kalo-kalo! Chai, Chineke mu eeh, this US don really use nations play Okoso!

HAhAhAhAhaaaAA!!!!! U just made ma day!!

[quote author=Okija_juju]The mama n!pple don go be that..[/quote]Hahahaaaaa!!!!!! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!

berem: Check out number 51,Iweka road onitsha and 5,Pound road Aba for part 2. Lol!

U are so on kpom (point)..... Also, No. 7 pound Road Aba....

onila: do I look like a beauty queen to you

*in Bruno's voice*...You Are Amazing!!! Just The Way You Are!!!!

[quote author=D-Engineer]Whats the criteria for a thread making FP anyway, just curious. [/quote]Helep mi ask Seun oooh.....abi nah Mukina sef.......

Good move.....let's China agrees.....

Good news......

Gr8 news....

A drunk soldier (names withheld) attached to a Brigadier in Ogoja, Cross River State, last Sunday, killed three persons and shattered his own legs, when he drove his Honda Accord car recklessly.
Sources said the military man took his girlfriend (names withheld) to Okuku, the town close to brigade for the Yala new festival celebration and allegedly got drunk. He decided to return to the barracks located a kilometre away against the advice of his host.
A source said: “He was drunk and we advised him to allow someone drive the car to the barracks but he refused.
“It was while he was speeding back that he hit an Okada (commercial motorcycle) and the car ran into a tree, killing the two boys on the Okada and his girlfriend.”
The woman, a mother of two, was said to have lost her husband, a soldier, to the Boko Haram violence in Maidu-guri, Borno State. in 2010. Her younger brother said she was the one sustaining the family. He said: “We don’t know what to do, because we feed from the profit she made from selling drinks.”

Source1: www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/drunken-soldier-kills-3/

Source2: www.chidubai./2013/09/18/drunken-soldier-kills-3/

K

Damn!

Amnesty for Kidnappers!!!! Hahahaaa!! Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder..........

[quote author=don_femzy]And how does this ends ASUU strike?[/quote]Are you a student? If yes, what's the name of your school?

A widower in Brazil, Aparecido Castaldo, 74, has
decided to end his solitutude and marry his pet
goat, Carmelita. She doesn’t speak and
doesn’t want money,” says the father of eight
children – four women and four men from four
different marriages.
Mr Castaldo, who has been in love with the pet for
two years, wanted to be united with his goat
Carmela in a church, by an evangelical minister.
Unfortunately, none of the churches he contacted
with his unusual request wanted to perform the
ceremony.
So Aparecido eventually contacted Toninho do
Diabo (Tom the Devil), an old friend who just
happens to be one of the most famous satanists in
Brazil.
The wedding is now scheduled to take place at
midnight, on October 13, at the Devil’s Church, in
Sao Paolo.
Only our church accepted this love between man
and animal because we have no prejudice, Toninho
said.
The wedding will be followed by a big party on All
Souls’ Day the following day.

Carmelita ate her first wedding dress but has been
found another.
Her husband to be , Mr Aparicedo said: “Whenever
someone says I am doing something wrong I reply
the goat does not speak, ask for money to
go shopping and doesn’t get pregnant – and she
can’t talk.

Source: www.tiwasblog.com/2013/09/photo-man-set-to-marry-a-goat-in-brazil-says-he-loves-her-because-she-cant-get-pregnant-or-ask-for-money.html

Source: www.chidubai./2013/09/12/man-set-to-marry-a-goat-in-brazil/

I've seen both movies(I own both) and I can comfortably tell you that Olympus has fallen is by far better than White house Down..... The Ammunitions!! Gadgets!!! Effects!!! Etc..... During that interrogation, hahahaaaaa!!..they were just laughing until he Blew the other Dude away!! Hahaa .. White house down is also a wonderful movie but OHF is ma number one.....

Ishsoph:
To whom in particular is your annoyance directed my sis,
Naija or Canada

Her annoyance is directed towards Nigeria......

demelza: World don spoil.
Exploding bombs
Exploding phones
Exploding breàsts!
I am tempted to say.....

Lemme help u out..." 3nd t1me th1ngs"

Yunglord111: Nation will rise against nation.

End time tinz.....

Well, it's obvious Suntai is still very much in charge

****i was in FGC Okigwe ---running for my dear Life!!!*****

chiover: Ma ndi nke ha gbara uka ga na agakwa si ka ha donate mmiri amu

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Iwe n'ewe gi ooooh!!!!! Hahahaa!!

Incorrect News!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23910179

MOD, Front page......

Mr Mandela has been in hospital since 8 June Reports that former South African President Nelson Mandela has been discharged from hospital are incorrect, South Africa's presidency says.
The BBC and other news outlets earlier quoted sources close to Mr Mandela as saying he had returned home.
The presidency said in a statement that Mr. Mandela was critical but stable, but at times his condition became unstable, prompting medical intervention. The 95-year-old was admitted with a recurring lung infection on 8 June.
The country's first black president, Mr Mandela is revered by many as the father of the nation.
His prolonged hospital stay - by far the longest since he was released from prison in 1990 - has caused concern both in South Africa and abroad.
The BBC's Mike Wooldridge in Johannesburg says the family has long hoped that he would improve sufficiently at least to enable him to make the journey home in the Johannesburg suburb of Houghton and be treated there.
But one of the sources quoted by international media has now spoken of being misinformed about Mr Mandela's release.
The confusion could have arisen out of a possible move soon to get the former president home, which would clearly depend on his health at the time, our
correspondent says.
The infection he is being treated for is said to date back to a period of nearly three decades he spent in prison for anti-apartheid activity.
People from South Africa and around the world have sent him their best wishes, and flowers and other tributes have collected outside Pretoria's MediClinic Heart Hospital.
Throughout Mr Mandela's stay in hospital, President Jacob Zuma has urged the country to pray for him and keep him in their thoughts.

Source1: www.m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-23910179

Source2: www.chidubai./2013/08/31/nelson-mandela-hospital-release-reportsincorrect/

Jeeeez!!!

boron10: Now i understand why they were clamouring for a change in venue under the guise of security challenges in Nigeria.

The country needed to cut transportation cost by getting to play at a venue where direct flight from their country is possible.

I feel they ought to have come clean and seek financial assisstance from Nigeria.

Now breeze don blow, foul yansh don open.

On point!

What kind of Amoeba is this!! Naegleria
fowleri !!?? Jeeez!!!

Zachary Reyna, a 12-year-old Florida boy stricken with
a brain-eating parasite, has died, according to a post
Saturday on a Facebook page that's been providing
detailed updates from the boy's family.
The post indicated that the LaBelle child died
Saturday afternoon.
"The battle is over for Zac but he won the war," the
post concluded.
About an hour later, a new message said that a
ventilator was being used so that the boy's organs
could be donated, adding that family and friends can
visit him at Miami Children's Hospital during visiting
hours Sunday.
"Even though Zac has passed, he will still be saving
many lives," this new post said.
Doctors had given Zachary an experimental drug to
treat the rare amoeba, called Naegleria fowleri, that
he had. This same drug was used to treat 12-year-old
Kali Hardig recently in Arkansas, after which she
became only the third person in the last 50 years
known to survive the deadly parasite.
Zachary's family told CNN affiliate WBBH they believe
that the boy -- who they described as an active
seventh-grader -- was infected while kneeboarding
with friends in a water-filled ditch by his house on
August 3.
After he was hospitalized, the boy underwent brain
surgery, and doctors diagnosed him with primary
amoebic meningoencephalitis, according to WBBH.
After news emerged regarding Zachary's diagnosis,
the Florida Department of Health issued a warning to
swimmers that high water temperatures and low
water levels provide the perfect breeding ground for
this rare amoeba.
Between 2001 and 2010, there were only 32 reported
cases of people getting Naegleria fowleri in the United
States, according to the CDC. Most of the cases have
been in the Southeast.

Source1: www.m.cnn.com/primary/cnnd_fullarticle?articleId=cnn/2013/08/24/us/brain-eating-parasite-boy-dead&branding=&pagesize=10&category=cnnd_latest

Source2: www.chidubai./2013/08/25/florida-boy-12-dies-from-brain-eating-parasite/

Phuck!!!! 4 real!!? Jeeez!
Most Banks are like that these days!!! It's a pity!

Congratulations dear!!!!! We're so Proud of you!!!!

SimonAndal: _

It's not the same one. She doesn't own a church.

Go through the thread again...... She has an office there..... The property houses both the church and her office.....