₦airaland Forum

Timijo: This op don gada experience, so tey he fit classified them. E b lyk say he don dey enter danfo sin 1900, abi na inside danfo den born am?

Op na that babe wey siddon besides that guy after op post. Op na experience breaker.

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

Am yet to experience these in abuja

temigracie: ..lol...Is that possible...

Honestly, it is kinda hard for me to believe your story...

Its not possible your girlfriend will drag seats with your sister....She carry charcoal for head ni??....BTW, whats so special about the front seat gansef??...I wanna know..

Can someone please help me out....

Just like some of these nairaland guys like hustling for the front seat in a public cab as if its thiers. Mtchewwwwww

HonourablePomk: The old name was odd none of my business
MODIFIED
Wait a minute the new name is Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University.....We have lasu,aau,oou..what will this one be called COOU ...chai see name

This one na tongue twister :-

Chikabel: Why is he denying it? Is it a crime to run for one's dear life?

I wonder ooo

jmoore: Transsexuals=Fake

Jerry springer's show comes to my mind

Yomieluv: I really need this thread.

Me too

BRAV0O: God knows I forbid distance relationship like a bad habit , can't just imagine how some couple live in such self denial without any feeling of despair.

I tell u!!

ogbenicodes: story for the gods


like anything serious would come out of it.....

Na naija now. I pray something good come out of it ooo

deeobserver209: Intresting. I don't give a damm about the Australian Negotiator and his allegations however, the same man said bulk of those sponsoring Boko Haram terrorist are in the opposition. Yet the APC dived into their usual dirty gimmicks and even have the guts to say they're vindicated? Just because Alimodu Sherrif was no longer their member.
Very soon we shall know who the real boko haram sponsors are.

Thanks to that. We all know that boko haram sect started operAting with full force after buhari failed the presidential election 2011. Following suite, we all know APC is not far from sponsoring these deadly sect. I still believe APC's members should be prosecuted for the evils being done by boko haram.

walexzee11: Lolzzzzzzz... ....The guy's reply is damn funny ironically also wisdom oriented..... ..Ladies finds it difficult to understand this kind of guy cos they hate being told the truth....It seems me and the guy are on thesame page!!!

0n the same page to keep a lady on r/ship for 4 years or do u think 4 years is 4 days. Guy learn abeg

walexzee11: Lolzzzzzzz... ....The guy's reply is damn funny ironically also wisdom oriented..... ..Ladies finds it difficult to understand this kind of guy cos they hate being told the truth....It seems me and the guy are on thesame page!!!

0n the same page to keep a lady on r/ship for 4 years. Guy learn abeg

Houseofglam7: Hmmmmm.....

This is front page material.

Yea, but I wonder why some girls are claiming its none of their business. Maybe that's because they are guilty of most of it. Op thanks ooooooo for bringing this to frontpage. Some girls may hate u for this, but u'll always have my support.

francondu: Nwannem obu na otu nne ya ka ana process virus a

Dude ur wicked too bad

gift01: God help us. I dey feel like Vomiting since last week but I'm very healthy. Am I normal? Is that an Ebola symptom?

No that is preggy symptom

barackodam: What's now our own there now

*Singing in omawumi's voice* If u ask me, na who i go ask

Beesluv: 30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter
through half of the face of the earth faster than girls
can.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

Later, they'll say girls gossip

Don't mind the op. I wonder why this nonsense is here. Getting tired of these boys $ girls crap. Soon d ladies will write theirs

chikichaka: I find it hard to bliv a male wrote this. Op change the topic to 'things women-wrappers say to their girls'
In summary OP you're JOBLESS!

I concur with u jare!!

Op stop deceiving urself with all these. Does who want to cheat will still do that even with the above post

Op what happened to "foxy brown". why is she not on that list

Omexonomy: i fogot to add shina twain though some sildren like seun and mukina2 might know her.

Shania twain was never a rapper, she was only a singer

[quote author=joebases]Can't forget my days in my south eastern village where we call it ite or udu

Tazmode: Mehn, see enjoyment o

I dey tell u. My mumsy go enjoy am oooo

Op what happened to learning english language; u just murdered english here

Unibenstudent: Dont u like the prayer

This kind prayer pass prayer ooo. Shekau come and kidnap a volunteer ooo, free of charge

DJDOLA: They need 2 come and kidnap me 2

See prayer ooo

chukwudi44: men!!!! this babes are tripping meooooo.I can see my missing ribS in so many of them

Seriously if am asked to choose one,i would not know which one amongst them to pick.sO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL

dude are u for their beauty or the potentials in them?

stonemind: hahahahahahaahaha lolssss wait ooo am I the FTC or what?
my god I can't believe this, it gota be a dream

wake up and stop dreaming dude

Agunnewi: God willing he will be back hale and hearty.

AMEN

abdulslutsky: The baby must have been fed a rumour that she might find herself in nigeria. And as a sharp girl, survival instinct became her resort. ...

lol

Op use style dey ask una so that una go tell am the answer. He doesn't even know the answer to the question he asked.

4bobo: God help us. Nonetheless, I thought he was arguing that we have no new cases when the Lagos commissioner gave his reports . They wanted to be playing useless politics on Ebola which I think it is not right for now. I knew the liar will soon manifest.
To the new victims, God will make them to recover fast. our able late doctor had paid the price. No one will die of Ebola again.
The next news I want to hear is that so...so... and so....discharged from ebola isolated center having tested negative. it happened before, it happened in America yesterday and it will happen again in Nigeria. It shall come to pass in Jesus name Amen.

I don't know why they are playing politics with people over ebola issue. Why should Chukwu tell us to disregard idris, does he know that we should be enlightened on any issue concerning ebola. Chukwu be deceiving us since this ebola came in to naija.