₦airaland Forum

tensazangetsu: people's future wives fucking another guy and suckin.g his dick for years if i ever get married let me drop dead

kraba: Seems u have the 411 on all major assassination contracts in Nigeria, I'm sure you're in this line of business and an experienced practitioner at that, given the level of specificity You're bringing to the table, I hope you won't be too offended if the "hooded" men pay you a visit to seek your enlightened help in resolving some of these puzzles.

smudge100nol: Beyonce and rihanna nominate me for #ALSicebucketchallenge 2nite.

natureblack: A lot of Naira is wired into ur account when u log into Nairaland

natureblack: A lot of Naira is wired into ur account when u log into Nairaland

holyboss: The Op is so damm beautiful. Infact she is the most beautiful gal av seen on NL

















#remember we r talking about lies

san316: sometimes they make it look like the guys are the cowards and are not willing to commit. The fact is that marriage is a lifelong contract. So many gals dnt exhibit features that wld portray them as wifeable materials. What abt dat?

ayobase: how old are you?


seun, pls people need to start submitting birth certificates to register.

san316: What are the signs that the girl isn't worth proposing to?

eaglechild: Who do you think signed the memo, it was the permanent secretary on behalf of the dishonourable minister.

Besides GEJ knows nothing about the details of residency training, it is the minister's advice that will guide him.

Unibenstudent: She doesn't even look pregnant ,y do people lie

2cato: While some look like monkey some look like gorrila and others look like chimpanzee. Our money is speaking.

softsparkyy: Not getting enough sleep.....I'm so guilty .

hernars: While growing up, I had issues with correction. I hate being corrected but d most annoying statement is (Yoruba) " ara o bale Olori arun "........I prefer being spanked to dat statement

Toks2008: Make una no dey post juat cream names but also your pics so that we go see proof say the cream dey good.

Ashmark: Lol... The only thing is that, I fart alot and I guess is because I eat lots of Noodles.....

yousee: Is there even a state house of assembly in borno state?

aisha2: Good move by Emeka Ossai, they have recognised a problem people refuse to talk about and are doing something about it.
Sadly most men dont even know they are in abusive relationships because they are told " Women are like that, just 'ignore' her". No, it is not "Normal" for a woman to shout, scream at you and verbally abuse you, it is not "normal" for a woman to hold your shirt, dare you and slap you because she has" smaller hands".

The first step is to educate men on what constitutes abuse and let them also realise that a spouse who reacts violently is not your fault.
Educate the men to also understand that there is nothing macho is silently bearing abuse because violence knows no gender, if she gets away with slapping you tomorrow she will use pestle and break your head, if she is not strong enough to physically kill you, she will kill you from high blood pressure or run you crazy.

Abusive people should get help and not spouses.

pDude:

Muhehehehehe!

Once again, US has used backhand slap to burn Nigeria's face.

Do you remember when they sent in Navy Seals to bring back Chibok girls and your president and Northern leaders told them that their help wasn't needed? Yes that!

From that it was obvious you guys can help yourselves. US only helps those who really need help.

Unibenstudent: I wish ,but i think thats addiction at its zenith

Ashmark: Am addicted too o...I eat one & half carton in a month.

Arosa: surveillance is useless quarantine all 139 peeps. shikena!

ollah1: Fu..ck that useless biatch of a president. Senegal immediately closed their borders when the outbreak happened in Guinea. The useless basstard was busy doing nothing, blaming APC for Boko Haram ish, campaigning on how to win osun state tomorrow planning on hw to win Lagos next year and yet the deadly virus kept getting closer and closer. It's not their fault, it's the fault of the gullible and senseless Nigerians that would still vote for them cos of a bad of rice and listen to their empty promises as usual. This motherfuxker is just so slow and have no sense. The countries that didn't stop flights to their country know how they can contain it. The guy even had his bath with salt and water this morning. When Nigerian blame the government. Blame ur selves too for not being man and patriotic enough to put your country on a smooth Lane. Fvvck that Country

MissMeiya: The Ebola Committee has been set up. Not a joke. You can bet it's filled with useless people being paid to do nothing. Typical.

Na only today we don hear of this ebola thing? No be since February? Sloooowpoke.

hushmail: always on top of d situation gej

no b like liberia wey wait 3 months b4 acting

lilprinze: what kind of stupid mistake iz diz dy dnt knw hw 9ja look lyk again or ebola don change d shape of 9ja

Gboliwe: This man is a joker

Opiosko: We are wired differently. I have less that 5hrs sleep each night on the average but i don't have any problem.

tobounty: urinating @ d glare of the public anywhere!

Ladystewie: I was just wondering the same thing!!!