₦airaland Forum

adeboo:
Lol.
Yes o, going going gone - to the millionaire from Dubai.
lol

adeboo:
I know. Thats one of the major problems that they have.
For instance, i am one outspoken person, i love to laugh and joke alot - u know the sisters in church that doesnt follow the status quo with regards to dressing.
The sort that will wear jeans and a top to Sunday service - lol
There are some men that will not even consider me cause they will see me as 'wayward' they want the quiet types and more reserved types - which am not, so they pass me over and disqualify me.

However, i know that i am a big time asset to any man, he will be lucky to have me and i know i will definitely make his life better.

doyin13:
Who be Tim Shabalala, and wetin concern monkey banana with Yankee politics

sistawoman:
Tim is dead now and anyone wanting to know me would have to know that.

I don't live in Nigeria I live in the US so yes they would have to know and understand US politics unless they don't mind me talking to my ex and him feeding me mentally.  then what good is a r/s with someone if they can't feed me mentally?

adeboo:
What i know is that when u are in a relationship with someone, u always know which one is the 'wheat' and which one is the 'chaff' as u so sdelicately put it. We all know, we just don't want to see it.

sistawoman:
I know you did not ask but to get me the man has to:

1.  If you don't understand mind sex then keep it moving (hint. . . . it does not mean i want your d,ck in my ear)
2.  If you don't have knowledge of self, keep it moving
3.  If you can't have a conversation with me re: politics, don't know who Chris Matthews, Tim Russert and Bill Mahar are keep it moving.

Hannibal:
Don't make me hungry,abeg!!!

Fear of commitment is because of a billion reasons.

--No more freedom
--One sex partner, forever
--Men can't trust women
--The emotional baggage

Hannibal:
There are no contradictions here.
I was speaking generally. . . . .Because some men in general fear commitment doesn't mean they are homosexuals.
Jeeeeez. . . . . .Where did that come from??
The main reason why men won't commit is because they don't want to sacrifice their sexual variety.
They want to keep playing. How is that gay??
Surely, Isi ewu is making u hallucinate.

Hannibal:
Pumbaa, slow your roll.
I ain't scared and i ain't GAY.
Fear of commitment and homosexuality don't correlate.

davidylan:
my dear - a woman needs BOOBS, curvy waists and a sexy tummy not 6 pack abs.   you've been watching too much TV.

Hannibal:
Rulers that bend??
Onyinye thinks a ruler is a willy.
Get ya mind out of the gutter, negress!!!

Hannibal:
I am straighter than your ruler, Pumbaa. . . . .
Gay?? Being alone does not mean women won't be trafficking in and out of me bedroom.
The thunk of just living with one woman for the rest of one's life is SCARY. It's nuthing to do with me sexuality.

Queenisha:
even you too onyinye?
is there no party going on in Houston?
Mr Right  with fat pocket  may be there waiting and here you are talking to strangers  

davidylan:
they are very comfortable . . . ask Tope. Dont you want to walk down the streets hearing "aunty can i have your number?"  

Hannibal:
This is the REALEST i have ever been. . . . .
If there are other ways one can make kids without adopting, 99% men will take that option.
Women are just

I am dead serious, Pumbaa.

davidylan:
nwannem, maybe its because i have a soft spot for you too.   Pele . . . just grow some boobs . . . ibkaye has a magic cream now.

davidylan:
This wing contractor must be sued . . . when is he going to complete your wings? See everyone else has at least 10yrs flying experience.

Hannibal:
My kids are ma own seeds. . . . . My BLOODLINE.
It's a different scenario to dying for a mere female.

Pumbaa, i have told u i aint a suicide bomber.
Thats the gospel TRUTH.

The Sly:
That aint gon be a problem.
Like you had earlier suggested. . . . .Onyinye's almighty formula.
She would love me more than her self and she would then put my own priorities before hers.
That would solve the equation.

tope2000:
not even for your children??

Hannibal:
I won't die for anyone.
Dying for women is not in God's blueprint for me.

agaba123:
Nairaland angel
Onyinye who?

Abeg na tope all the way.

davidylan:
Lets be honest here . . . if you were to choose between a D-cup size and an A-, which would you pick?  
Be entirely truthful to yourself . . . take a look at TOH's boobs and tell me you wouldnt want to look like that too . . .

davidylan:
na wa o . . . this is still under review for now  

tope2000:
Onyinye n ibk are def Nairaland'S ANGEL
i vote them

Hannibal:
I am not a suicide bomber.

davidylan:
she can always pray.  
. . . leave tope2000, nairaland's angel, alone.

Hannibal:
It is one thing for you to wish her well and do your best to ensure that she stay out of harm's way, it is quite another to want to die for her.
Every once in a while, a man comes across a woman that simply robs him of any sense of logic and common sense but willing to die for a woman is just top draw obsession and beyond any sense of normalcy.

The Sly:
Now isn't that stupid??
Why the hell would i want to put someone's best interest before mine??
Even God said. . . . .Love your Neighbour AS yourself. . .
Not love your Neighbour MORE than yourself. . . . . .Savvy?

davidylan:
With all due respect ma'am, [b]i beg [/b]to strongly disagree.

As regards my earlier request for a date that you have consistently turned down . . . i have reapplied again.   In the meantime please consider upgrading to c-cup status. Thanks.

The Sly:
Iight. . . . Ms Knows-It-All.
Even if this emboldened line is the only ticket to heaven, I am not gon take it.
For your reference too, Don't predict that i would use this anemic ''I love you'' and this appalling ''putting life on the line'' to me.