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bigboyslim:
I aint stupid hun. and I don't mind hopping off your tips as long as I can hop unto your hips.

You is stupid. You is stupid as hell.

davidylan:
opportunities are the reason bill gates is the second richest man in the world.  
Remember that opportunities come but once to them who grab it with both hands.

And those hands might get chopped off.

StephenP:
Really? I guess either I was lucky to have squeezed in an hour with her or she really liked it . . .

Conceited much. . . .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170404.msg2794598#msg2794598 date=1221257289]Sly will you get lost now?!
Tell Nairaland the truth, you have no type.
As long as it looks good in a skirt and it has boobs, you're fine with it.
How dare you try and lie to us huh? [/quote]Aren't all men like this?

davidylan:
debunk it  

What an opportunist.

bigboyslim:
Someone is getting a bit edgy. Could this be guilty conscience. Why do you blow your top every time you hear that word? You never cease to amaze me.

Usted es un tonto. Just hop off my tips

StephenP:
Don't act you don't love it.

Yada, yada, yada

Never underestimate the underdogs oka. The Texans might come out hungry for their first win. And watch you Cowboys ride on your horses.

bigboyslim:
I repeat a semi-akata. Half naija Half akata or what I refer to as an afroakatian.

Just shut the hell up. Cause you sound ignorant as hell.

davidylan:
Onyinye wants sex only once a month and for no more than 2 minutes.

Stop telling fables.

StephenP:
The only work out she would be doing is on the bed, in the bathroom, in the car, in the kitchen etc

CLOSET FREAK!!!

bigboyslim:
you no know say onyinye na semi-akata

Are you serious?  Please verify this.

tope2000:
@onyinye
what has hips got do with health??

I didn't mean it in that way. I meant as in me reducing my work out ethic, into spending that time gaining these so called curves.

davidylan:
plenty of married folk who don't work out and maintain their figures. If she wants to work out at all she can go with her friends.

Wrong Wrong Wrong.

StephenP:
You can have hips and still be fit.

Sure you can. . . . im not saying i don't have hips at all. I just . just don't expect nothing like Queen Latifiah.

davidylan:
This girl is funny o, who marries a woman to work out with her?  

That is how married folk lose their figures.

davidylan:
Come off the coffee . . . curvy women are not fat. I've known girls with great hips who are healthier than the skinny women.

Sure they are. Curves, ko. Better off with a woman who you can work out with, without her knocker punching her in the face when she runs.

davidylan:
yup i'm going right ahead . . .  

Your decision. . . . but i choose health over hips any day.

davidylan:
Yeah, on the race track not in bed.

Whateva, if you like a woman who heeves in her sleep, go right on ahead.

davidylan:
According to the Nairaland poll, skinny women are pulling a meagre 15% of votes . . . Tope2000-type women rule!

Ahh poll ko. Slender women rule.

bigboyslim:
I won't exactly put it that way but i'm glad the overall idea is not too far fetched.

You must not be serious.

bigboyslim:
I usually appreciate straightforward answers. Is that a yes? and really you should be flattered you were chosen among all the sumptuous bootylicious ladies on nland

Flattered? You act like you doing me a favor. Boy puhleeze.

agaba123:
anything less than size 8 is bony for me.
I need some flesh to hold on to

Haba which one be size 0?

Oh well

ibkaye:
warrubout size 0's?

Mayne even i have to say that is a No No. Size 3 and 4 is oka.

bigboyslim:
Onyinye, its friday, i aint got nothing to do. What do you say you and me get together this weekend so I can really measure your size. You can't just claim to be a certain size. we need proof. I'm free, i can stop by and give a professional evalutaion?

You must have one nerve. But i must commend you on your boldness.

davidylan:
A whole chairman like me? Haba . . . it is well . . . now where is stillwater to calm my frayed nerves?  

Awww. . . . it is oka cutty buddy.

agaba123:
Kedu ife na-ese okwu ebe a?

Ndi ndi dika tope di m mma.
Ukwu rue ala.

Yey!!! I understood that!

StephenP:
Well it depends on how well you work it.

CLOSET FREAK!!!![quote author=*Morenike link=topic=170404.msg2794191#msg2794191 date=1221253995]Oops too bad too late
No shit! You're just too annoying, sorry I went off you jare [/quote]Oh oka, im just going to be the bigger person, and accept your apology.

bigboyslim:
Whose poems? Tope's? I thought she was a she

I was talking about Stephen, you told Tope to shield her eyes so that she won't be corrupt. And i replied back.

davidylan:
na wa o . . . onyinye2 you are making things so hard for a gentle man.  
Anyway i know the way to Texas and i'll be bringing my pot of palmwine to greet my in-laws pretty soon.

i'm on two knees fully bowed down for the hand of the queen . . .   [size=3pt]say yes[/size]

Keep dreaming, hope you don't meet the eye of the storm.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=170404.msg2794170#msg2794170 date=1221253768]Leave Ruby Pearl out of this o.
Today na me last PMS day and am not afraid to use my last hormone on y'all[/quote]Explains so much.

davidylan:
Haba calm down now madam . . . its usual to say "not" at the first try. A good guy never backs out.
Onyinye what say you and i become private friends?  
I like slender women too . . .

I say, you are off your marks.

davidylan:
shhhh.  

Onyinye2 i'm on one knee o.  

Betta get down on two and bow down.

bigboyslim:
Tope cover your eyes. don't let these folks corrupt you.

You obviously haven't read one of his poems.

bigboyslim:
Onyinye don't mind all the haterz. I love you just the way you are. but please you need to add an extra layer of booty.

Hiss!!

davidylan:
are you interested or not? 

bigboyslim hands off onyinye2, we igbo men don't give away our women, slender or not.

NOT. what am I, an auction piece. . . .

StephenP:
Unzip my pants and check it out

(coughing relentlessly)

davidylan:
Onyinye2, we shld go private and discuss how and what you look like.

What an opportunist.

StephenP:
I don't mind slender as long as you've got the some hips and the sufficient amount of ass and titties on you, I'm good.

And what are you bringing to the table homeboy?

davidylan:
she doesnt have to feel so huge you can't get your hands around her. The soft feel of those boobs on your chest, curvy waist, nice round bum and wide hips . . .   Now that is a woman. Not those 400m olympians with attachment.

Well i guess that is a plus for me cause i don't run that race. Slender athlete women rock. I might not look like freakn' Toccarra or something, but don't mean i resemble some anorexic white girl.

Shaarup dia Don't be mad cause your team once on top has no hit a down slump.

davidylan:
Imagine hugging a woman and you can't tell if its her or your brother save for the amount of hair on the head? Biko please slender women shld add something o.

Oh so you want woman that when you hug feels like a grizzly bear?

StephenP:
You need to have some hips before you can date our kind though.

Shaarup dia. Who is "our"? Anyways. . . . never said i didn't have hips oka.

ibkaye:
Nah mate, tyson becks? Them guys are too muscular for me

Nwa, wait until you go to University. My dear, you will change your mindset. It is all about those muscles man. I mean those men are just mmm, mmm, mmm!Dont you want a dude who can carry you in his arms. Or a dude who looks gorgeous on the beach? Me no like thin men. Such a turn off. No muscles. NO onyinye.

Cristalz:
@onyinye

Nuthin wrong in a girl's hips actually curving downward the way they're supposed to.  .  .straight hips are.  .  .straight   Like a flat plain.

Oka i never said that. But all this wahala about these hour glass women is just nonsense.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=148652.msg2793958#msg2793958 date=1221251803]@onyinye
Hello!! We drafted him to the league if my memory serves me correctly
Jason Kidd a waste at the Mavs? I agree but so is T-Mac with the Rockets He needs to come over to the Mavs maybe we could do a trade[/quote]Na uh, T-Mac is an asset on the Rockets. He needs to stay where he at. Jason Kidd on the other hand. . . . needs to be with a team that can compliment his talent.

davidylan:
You just poured cold water on my interest.  

Hey can have your cake and eat it too. Curvy ko, hips ni.

ibkaye:
@topic
what about for guys?

Guys need to fit that Reggie Bush look, and all will be fine.

Hannibal:
You reckon??

Babes, it's the same thang.
Many of the babes looking for[b] Morris Chestnut n Tyson Beckfords[/b] are wowo chics in category D as well.
Lets just call it FANTASY.

Hella yeah!!! Does men are just B-E-A-u-T-I-F-u-L!!!!

davidylan:
No o, i'm in the dark about the meaning of "slender". Is it slender with some curves at the hips, nice butt (not necessarily big) and a chest way bigger than mine? If it is then your "slender" is in.  
If not, you have a long way to go.

"Slender" is whatever you want to call it as. There is no one definition. Same with the so called "curvy" women. What i consider curvy, might be deemed as something else. But I don't plan on ever wanting to be curvy. It just would fit me at all. Being an athlete all my life then all the sudden having to deal with that excess weight aint gonna sit right with me.

davidylan:
what do you class as "slender side"? Hips? A cup boobs? Flat butts? Small waist size?

Note: i'm only asking a question not "calling a sistah out".  

Oka, whoa. . .  never said any of this. And you and I both know what im talking about when i mean "slender"

davidylan:
Option A is just so argh. Women like that i gloss over pretty quickly. Nothing against them though but a woman is primarily defined by her physical shape - chest size, hips, waist, bum . . . what's with the "looking like a teenage boy" idea?

Gini? Want to run that by me again? Never said i look like a teenage boy. And im not "skinny", im just a wee bit on the slender side.

DeepZone:
Hurricane Ike? Why give it an igbo name? Ibo people always cause katakata anywhere them go including their gods. See the havoc their god, Ike is causing around the world.

_{I can hear Quotasystem thumping his feet now. Na joke I dey joke my brother.}

That is what my mom said. Cause i think Ike means Strength, so that is why they "ordered" me to stay with them until the storm passes. Btw Deepzone, it is Igbo, not ibo.

davidylan:
don't worry, when you get pregnant once or twice it will fill out.

Uhmmm. . . . don't think so. I aint got nothing against curvy women, but i sure don't want to be one. Im sticking with Option A.