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[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=166541.msg2745883#msg2745883 date=1220393728]Yet another classic example of a woman going through Post Menstrual Syndrome (PMS).[/quote]You can't really put the blame on PMS. . . . . i think she actually has a point.

stillwater:
The morale of the the thread is Never be friends with men.

Naw. . . . most men are great friends. In fact my very best friends just so happen to be men. If a guy just gives you the silent treatment out of no where. . . i really would have to judge the friendship in the first place.

Hannibal:
Say what?? Tell u beforehand that i am going on vacation with ma girlfriend??
Pumbaa, are u kidding me?

What im saying Mufasa. . . . is that instead of leaving the girl hanging, why not tell the woman that you can't be as close as you once were. That you want to spend more of your time with your gf.

Hannibal:
They forget men have their own needs too.
You expect me to attend to a girl friend when i am crinking me own chick??

But why doesn't the dude say that before hand? Instead of leaving a sistah hanging Seems sort of selfish if you ask me.

Queenisha:
Then if he refuses she should go all ghetto and add
Go off now ,one
climb down ,two
I say withdraw this moment three

I think the man should just understand NO means NO. Not "Oh let me try and seduce into going farther". I swear alot of men go by the[b] R. Kelly doctorine:[/b] My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yesssss!

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2740832#msg2740832 date=1220316556]@post
When he sings in my ears on a rainy day while we're cuddling in bed ^{am not a big fan of romance, but this one I can't pass}[/quote]Ahhh Ruby. . . . you are romantic. Even if you don't want to believe it.

@post
Caressing me while we listen to Gerald Albright saxophone solo.

Hannibal:
Do i have to hold it?
What happened to putting the device in the pillowcase?

What a freaking Lou Houiser. So what are you going to do with the tape afterwards? Do you keep it as a trophy of some sort? Like some man do with women's draws.

stillwater:
Oh yes, tell me more!!!!

I swear there is no sexier instrument than the spanish guitar. . . . it is saucy yet sensual.

All yal men might as well do as Sisi says to ask before you proceed. . . . . or you will finding yourself asking where your bar of soap went in the prison showers.

Hannibal:
I use a journalist's tape recorder to make sure.
In case she tries to play dice with me, i fish out the tape as evidence.
To catch a monkey, a man has to be a GORILLA.

Or a Mufasa. . . . so are you gonna to hold the tape recorder while you are doing you biz or are you going to go James Bond on her and have installed somewhere?

StephenP:
Comedy? She cracked her head open!! LOL

Then you aint reading what im reading!!! It is funny as heck.

stillwater:
@ topic
The sound of spanish guitar strings

On the real though. . . . . one of my all time favorite songs is Spanish Guitar by Toni Braxton. I love the part when that latino man starts speaking spanish. . . i swear i want to melt.

Queenisha:
Please take your time and choose wisely
not everyone that comes to your dad with a bottle of schnapps is marriage material

LMAO! Not with my father. He is very intimidating and a real village man.

StephenP:

How?
He wanted her so bad so he grabbed her and put her against the window sill. But he put her a little too far out and she fell down the window and down the 30 story building.

She said murder erotica. . . . not comedy.

Queenisha:
I'm teaching you the tricks to keeping a man fulfilled.
They'll soon start coming for your hand in marriage
Sex is not the same thing to us as it is for men.
A woman usually has to be romanced and have some affection for the man to do it but a man can just jump in even with a toothless monkey and do it just because he needs to offload.

AHHH!!! You know you aint right!
Awww marriage ko. . . . i've got time before i think of that.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2740667#msg2740667 date=1220314314]I can make the murder erotic too [/quote]Murder turns me off. I love to write about: love, passion, deceit, ecstasy, pain, lust, and erotica. Those i can do. In fact i use to get in real trouble in high school because my stories were too advanced more my classmates reading. . . . . then again i was reading Zane books at the age of freakin 15.

@topic
Béseme y me detiene.

Queenisha:
exactly, he should leave home sucked dry with nothing to offer any other person

LMAO!!! Oka im nauseous now. . . .

Queenisha:
I gat that part covered.
That man never leaves home fully loaded.
all these heifers all around town looking for man to snatch
I hold my own well well
If he ever cheats (God forbid) it's not because I don't do my wifely duties.
anytime he knocks, he knows the door is open.

Hmmm. . . . truly questionable.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2740648#msg2740648 date=1220314007]Give me a murder poem to write, and I'll give it to you within the next 20 mins (if am not busy)[/quote]Murder is so not romantic. . . . humorous na entertaining, but not romantic. Besides i really don't enjoy reading or writing over murder. You are better off telling a dog to speak chinese. So i don't know how could make a poem over murder

Uche2nna:
You are better off telling your child not to start the fire at all. She might have the rite to try and douse the fire but 8 out of 10 times she would end up getting burnt.

I never said i would allow my child to go around having sex or getting close to it. But I will tell her that she should know that she has the right to say no. Even when the guys says "Don't you trust me?". It has nothing to do with trust.

idupaul:
In raw nature there aint nothing like rape, sex must be earned either by trickery, love or force, they are all just means to getting laid.  Reference: has any one seen tasmanian devils mate?

Go shop for a striped jump suit and hand cuffs while you are at it.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2740621#msg2740621 date=1220313523]Which mumu wrote that in the BLUE BOOK?[/quote]Awww. . . . Ruby You need to get in touch which your poetic side.

StephenP:
Even when you're upset?

Carrying me or even touching me when im upset is a no no.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2740593#msg2740593 date=1220313166]Jogging? sure, but it depends on where we're jogging to [/quote]The destination matters not. . . . but the journey there.

Queenisha:
My dear that may be you style.
It's like me telling someone don't          but here this is a condom, in case you need it.

Of course i wouldn't send my child out and tell her she can put herself in such a position. I do agree that if you play with fire. . . . you might get burned. But i will tell her that in the midst of it all. . . . she has the right to put out the flames.

Queenisha:
Chei I meant 103 seconds.
Who dash them 103 minutes?
Do I even have 103 minutes to give when there are pther things to be done LOL

Trust me. . . . after 103 minutes of some of that. . . . you will be lucky if you remember how to spell your name.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=165944.msg2740572#msg2740572 date=1220312820]@post
Someone that CAN GIVE ME A FEET MASSAGE WHEN i GET HOME FROM WORK
Or someone that'll take a carry me ( instead of always driving)[/quote]

Queenisha:
I'll tell her not to go to a secluded corner with a man and take off her clothes willingly.
That's a better piece of motherly advice

That doesn't cut it. You should tell her that at any given moment it is her right to say NO to her man.

Queenisha:
I said it earlier.
She should bite her lips and count to 10 multiple times till it's over
she invited the guest in and she should let the guest leave when the visit is over

next time she'll be more specific and make up her mind from the beginning

Osisi. . . . . you've got to be kidding me. So you who tell this to your own daughter if she was in this compromising position?

[quote author=debosky link=topic=166449.msg2740512#date=1220312005]its a woman's right to say no?Once the act (penetration) has begun, it becomes very grey in my view. It may be her right, but she has made an error and it is unlikely that anyone will convict a man who was given consent till that point.

Simply put - that is another regrettable decision, not likely to be regarded as rape.[/quote]So what do you suggest her do. . . . lie there like a casted mummy and except every hump her rapist gives her?

Hannibal:
The court has to prove it.
Every move that led to the act would be heard by the jury and they would decide if the act was commited or u were just being silly.
Let it be known that only 5% actually get convicted.
The 5% being the stranger kind of rape where an unknown person attacks a woman and take advantage.

Where did you get these faulty stats. . . . Anyways, the court will hear all that happened. But all the focus will head to where the woman said "NO" [/b]and the man [b]"CONTINUED"

Queenisha:
If she says No before penetration and he continues that is rape.
If she says No after penetration,that is no rape in my books, perhaps a mistake

Osisi. . . . . you've got to be kidding me. It is a woman's RIGHT to say NO and ANY given moment through the act of intercourse.

debosky:
Any woman who says yes while 'drunk' and claims rape after [b]is not serious, [/b]learn to handle your alcohol.

This is a Court Case waiting to happen. . . .

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=166376.msg2740447#msg2740447 date=1220311186]Whatever it takes to get there and stay there my dear.

Different strokes for different folks.[/quote]Thank goodness i know different who understand my strokes. . . .

Hannibal:
Onyinye, u don't know know what u are talking about and i don't blame you.
You haven't BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

Truly Questionable . . . . . .
Anyways that is RAPE. Simply as that. No questions asked. 10 to 20. So is a few minutes of pleasure worth your freedom?

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=166376.msg2740409#msg2740409 date=1220310713]Nwa ada!!
Born rebel!!

I greet you too.[/quote]So a woman allowing you to be weed head, drunk, and a smoker is a way to your heart?